Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 517: :Everyone has something they love in their entire life!
In the morning, the streets of Kabukicho.
"Hey hey hey, big brother is going to pass here!" Wearing sunglasses and holding the knife in his hand against his shoulder, Tsubaki Pirako with a bad face shouted to the shop on the side of the road as he walked.
"Don't look this way, you commoners! Huh?!" Kagura, who also wore sunglasses, held up his umbrella with a bad look on his face.
"What kind of onion are you! You bastard!"
"What kind of onion are you?! Asshole!"
The two walked in front of Yin Shi and Xin Baji, looking more arrogant and arrogant.
Gintoki and Shinbaha, who followed behind the two, had the same black lines on their faces, and were silent for a long time without saying a word.
"Oops, Oops, Gin-san." Shinbaha whispered with some fear as he walked, "We seem to have something to do with this incredible girl. We said that we wanted to turn Kabukicho into a flower field, but in fact It's become a sea of blood, she just wants to borrow Gin-san's hand to take revenge on that Jiro Chief!"
Looking at Tsubaki Tsubaki who squatted down in front of a puppy pulled by a passerby and quarreled with him, Gintoki spread his hands and stumblingly replied: "It's okay...it's okay? It's a girl, get rid of the scary behavior of the boss..."
Before he finished speaking, Chunpingzi's voice suddenly came from the front, and I saw the flower shop parked on the side of the road pointing to the side and shouting to Yinshi: "Brother, look, what a beautiful flower~"
"Look, she looks like an ordinary girl, just someone who likes flowers..."
Ginshi casually said this to Xinba, who was standing beside him, but just after he finished speaking, Ginshi suddenly saw that Chunpingzi pushed up his sunglasses and narrowed his eyes at the old woman in the flower shop. With a very refreshing smile, he said, "Grandma, do you know what a protection fee is?"
"Ah?!" Kagura on the side showed a ferocious expression at the right time.
"You bastard, how can you say such terrifying words with a hearty face!" Gintoki grabbed Chunpingzi's artificial hair, his face burst with blue veins that were still beating, and scolded softly through gritted teeth.
"In order to create a good gang, it is necessary to oppress the common people." Tsubaki Tsubaki explained with a squinting smile, "As compensation, it is enough to give them a heart stick (bodyguard)."
Looking at the store gates that were pulled down one after another in an instant, Ginshi gritted his teeth and said, "Before you become a bodyguard, you have already scare people away!"
Immediately afterwards, Yin Shi hugged his chest with one hand, raised an index finger with the other hand, closed his eyes and said, "Listen! If you want to join our Master House family, you must forget all the dark sides! You are not a black warrior, you are just an ordinary girl! You are not called Chunpingko, from now on you will be Wanpingzi!"
"What the **** did you name!" Xin Baha frantically complained.
(“Chunpingzi” and “Wanpingzi” are two very connotative names in Japanese. If the flat character in the middle is removed and the ending forms a word, it will become “♂’s there” and “♀” there".)
"I know, it's called Wan Ping Pingzi, right?" Chun Pingzi said with an obedient expression.
"There is one more flat character! Can you stop this?!" Xin Baji spit spit, "The broadcast that just started is full of [beep-] Is it really okay?!"
(In plain Japanese it means... er... "lips" and also means drooping.)
"Hey," Kagura suddenly noticed something, turned his head and pointed to a cake shop in the distance, "There is a very cute cake shop over there, Aru, if you go there, you will definitely learn to be feminine. The thing Aru, Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping."
"How far is it going to be flat-!!" Shin Baha roared out with his blue veins bursting out.
……
Tsubaki Tsubaki sat on the table outside the cake shop, looking at the young girls around the table who were drinking juice and eating cakes and talking about girls, and looked at the cake in front of him. Squeezing his posture, he said a little embarrassedly: "I always feel a little shy, I have never entered this kind of store before, will I be very eye-catching?"
"No, no, no eye-catching at all!" Gintoki said while holding a whole strawberry cake and eating it with a spoon.
Also immersed in the kagura of the cake in his hand, he said, "It's all melted together, completely melted together!"
"But you guys didn't blend in at all..." Seeing the two of them gobbling up, Shin Baha muttered silently, then turned his head to look at Tsubaki Pirako with a friendly smile, and comforted: "It's okay. Oh, Miss Pingping Pingzi, she looks like an ordinary girl, no, it should be said that she is a very cute girl."
"Huh?" Chunpingzi was stunned for a moment, then raised his head to look at Xinba Haw.
"Just don't do anything about the underworld, it's a waste," Xin Ba Haw persuaded, then clenched his fist like a cat and nodded his forehead, squinting his eyes with a contrived look, "Ah, I'm sorry, I Talk to yourself here. I said, what are you waiting for? Eat it quickly, if you don't eat it, I will eat it~"
Speaking, Shin Baha took a small fork and forked a piece of the cake in front of Chunpingzi and put it into his mouth.
Tsubaki looked down slightly, staring at the missing piece of cake in front of him for a long time, then slowly got up, walked into the store with his cake and placed it on the counter.
Because she was curious about what Tsubaki Pirako was going for, Shin Baha stood up and followed Tsubaki Pirako into the cake shop.
"The cockroaches ran on the cake and bit, it's too dirty to eat~" Tsubaki Pirako said to the clerk in front of him with a refreshing expression, "How do you want to compensate me, bastard."
In an instant, a blue vein popped up on Xin Baji's face. He grabbed Chunpingzi's artificial hair with one hand and gritted his teeth: "Are the cockroaches talking about me? You bastard!"
Chunpingzi squinted his eyes and smiled and replied, "I am surprised to have a cleanliness addiction. It has nothing to do with the underworld."
"Isn't it okay to say yes!" Shinba groaned angrily, "Why is this the only thing that hates me like an ordinary girl?!"
"Don't worry about it, there's nothing you can do about it." Yin Shi said casually.
"That is to say, she's just an ordinary girl." Kagura took the words and replied casually.
"Why are you all talking for her!" Shinbaha shouted, with his blue veins bursting, "Don't talk like all the girls are the "hate Shinbaha" faction! "
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On the other side, Yoshihara.
"Are you all ready?" Jiang Cheng, who had just had lunch, stretched out and came to the door of his room, looking at Miss Baihua who had assembled under the leadership of Yueyong.
"Ah, the preparation is ready, but now there seems to be a clever little guy in that street." Yue Yong said casually with a cigarette stick in his mouth.
"That kind of thing doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng yawned and picked up his umbrella, "It doesn't affect what we're going to do anyway. But Yueyue, you say, am I a little spoiled? The parent of the child actually gave up the afternoon nap time to catch some stinky fox for that kid."
Yueyong turned her face away and snorted lightly, then said, "The little thing that came, is now with the Master's House."
"Haha, that's really interesting," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled, then stepped out of the door and put the umbrella on his face, grinning and showing a set of teeth that were so white that he was so gloomy, " Well, before catching that stinky fox, let's go meet that little fox first. Maybe it will be fun~"
"Whatever you want, but Baihua must guarantee zero casualties this time, and you can do whatever you want with the rest." With that, Yueyong turned around and stepped out first.
"Yahahahie, you really love the leader of your subordinates," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at the group of Miss Baihua in front of him, "Did you hear what you just said? Absolutely don't...die ."
“Hi!”×n
"Yueyue, do you want us to directly occupy that street?" Jiang Cheng turned to follow Yueyong and said casually, "I heard that it is also a very rich place, if we occupy it, I will Can my gaming funds triple every month?"
"You...can you do it?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.
"Ahaha, if you are going to fight with Yinshi Zhendaozhen, the result is really hard to say, and I heard that the existence on that street is very scary~" Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed. Then his expression changed instantly, and he continued coldly, "But I'm not interested at all in that kind of thing."
"What are you interested in?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng again.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and revealed a smile on his face. At the same time, he made a grabbing motion with his right hand, but he just opened his mouth to reveal an O-shaped mouth. A kunai was pinned to his forehead.
"Jiang Cheng sama, here, here is your favorite thing!" The members of Baihua, who were very... majestic in a certain part, rushed forward, knelt down in front of Jiang Cheng, and turned over on the ground. Jiang Cheng, whose eyes were still twitching, helped him up, buried Jiang Cheng's head in his chest, and shouted excitedly, "Jiang Cheng sama! Feel it carefully, your favorite thing is here!"
"Well, Jiang Cheng sama seems to have fainted because of your covering~IndoMTL.com~ A lady Baihua kindly patted the lady on the shoulder and reminded her kindly. .
"Jiang Cheng sama!"
Looking at her subordinates who couldn't find any adjectives to describe them, Yueyong shook her head and sighed heavily while supporting her forehead.
"Idiot... it's really contagious..."
"Who are you calling an idiot?!" Jiang Cheng, who was instantly resurrected on the spot, stood up and clenched his fists and shouted angrily, "Stinky woman!"
"Wash the inside!!"
Pfft! (The sound of bitterness piercing into the forehead of a fool)
呲——! (The sound of blood spurting from the forehead of the idiot)
Plop! (The idiot rolls his eyes and falls down.)
"Jiangcheng sama!" ×n (The cries of the idiots' subordinates.)
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