Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 513: :Valentine’s Day – End.

"The first step is to chop the chocolate and make it melt..." Wearing an apron and a headscarf on her head, Yueyong stood in front of the kitchen stove, comparing a book titled "A Girl's Must-Have Lover" Festival Cheats—Chocolate Chapter, whispering something in his mouth.

On the chopping board in front of Yueyong, there are several square pieces of dark chocolate, and raw materials such as milk, sugar, eggs, and cream are prepared on the side.

There was a fire on the stove, and a small iron pot was filled with boiling hot water. On the other side are tools such as molds, colanders, and egg beaters.

"Yueyue, need help?"

Sun Lun opened the kitchen door and walked in slowly, controlling his electric wheelchair.

"What? No, I don't need it!" Yueyong quickly turned around and hid the book in her hand behind her, and defended aloud, "I'm just a little hungry, so I'll just cook some noodles myself! Not trying to make Valentine's Day chocolates or something!"

"That's right... If that's the case, it seems like you don't need help." Sun Wheel said with a smile, and then controlled the wheelchair to turn around and slowly left towards the door, but Sun Wheel went to the door that day. Suddenly he thought of something, turned his head and smiled and reminded.

"Well, the cheat book behind you that seems to be a ramen tutorial seems to have been ignited by the fire on the stove. I think it's better to put it out quickly in this situation."

After saying that, Sun Wheel controlled the wheelchair to leave the kitchen and gently closed the door.

Yue Yong, who stayed in the kitchen, looked at the secret book that had been burned with only a corner left, and involuntarily turned on the faucet and put the burning secret book in her hand under the running water.

The result is...Although the fire of the secret book was put out, but...the only corner of the secret book was also washed away by the water.

Looking at the secret book that was so rotten that the fonts were blurred, Yueyong was silent for a long time before throwing it into the trash can. After clearing her throat, she pretended to be calm and comforted herself:

"Cough, it's alright! It doesn't matter at all! All the ingredients are ready! It's very simple! The chocolate is also ready-made, just find a way to put these ingredients in!"

Speaking of which, a cold light flashed across Yueyong's cuff, and then a kunai appeared in Yueyong's right hand.

"First step...Chop up!"

After some operations, the chocolate was cut into small pieces by Kuwuji, and of course... along with the chopping board.

"Then, melt!" With that, Yueyong threw the chocolate and the chopping board into pieces into the boiling water.

"Then, Fusion!"

Basically, all the ingredients and seasonings on the stove were thrown into the boiling pot by Yueyong.

Yue Yong wiped her sweat, looked at the pot of... hodgepodge in front of her, and smiled lightly. "It's surprisingly simple, and it's no different from hot pot."

"The next step, then, is to make it the desired shape."

Speaking, Yueyong lowered her head on the stove to look for the mold she prepared just now, but only at this time did Yueyong realize that the mold just now had been thrown into the pot by herself.

"Well, this is more convenient."

After saying this in a low voice, Yueyong turned off the fire on the stove, then put the iron pan on a towel and put it in the freezer of the refrigerator.

After doing all this, Yueyong nodded and said to herself, "Then... just wait for the cooling down to complete."

Half an hour later...

Looking at the indescribable chocolate and mixed solids of various ingredients in the iron pan frozen into ice cubes, Yueyong fell silent again.

"Why... the steps are correct, but is it different from what they made in the end?" Yue Yong murmured with a cigarette stick in his mouth, frowning with his hands in his arms.

After thinking hard for a long time, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something.

"That's right! There must be too much water!"

As a result, Yueyong, who firmly believed that she would not make mistakes, began to try again, this time, Yueyong only put half a pot of water.

So, an hour later...

Looking at the unidentified solid solidified in the pot with ice cubes with less water than before, Yueyong smiled lightly, "Really, I'm such an idiot, it turns out that something like chocolate can't be Add water! That cheat book was wrong from the beginning! Really, thankfully it was burned."

So, in the third attempt, this time Yueyong did not add a drop of water to the pot, but put it directly on the stove, and then put the dark chocolate in it.

This time it started off smoothly, the chocolate heated by the fire quickly melted in the iron pot.

Looking at the gradually melting chocolate, Yueyong's face was filled with joy, and then she hurriedly smashed the eggs into it, then put the cream and a lot of white sugar in it, and finally Poured in half the carton of milk.

"It will definitely work this time!"

After Yueyong turned off the fire on the stove, she thoroughly stirred the ingredients together with a spoon, and then put the iron pot in the refrigerator again to chill.

Half an hour later...

"Success...success! The next step is to cut it into the desired shape with kuna!" Yueyong exclaimed as she looked at the chocolate in the iron pot in front of her.

However, when Yueyong took out the kunai and prepared to divide the chocolate, she thought of something, and then carefully broke off a piece, "Just in case...let's try the taste a little..."

After saying that, Yueyong put the chocolate in her hand into her mouth and chewed it tentatively.

"Puff puff!" Yue Yong, who had tasted the five flavors of life from her own chocolate, spit out the chocolate in her mouth, "It's so unpalatable..."

"But..." Yueyong looked at the person in front of him and couldn't tell whether it was a chocolate-wrapped iron pan or a chocolate-wrapped iron pan and then muttered, "Since there is no problem with solidification, it means that my steps are correct, then in the end, It's just a matter of seasoning..."

After speaking, Yueyong began to make her own chocolate again.

【I don’t seem to be thinking about whether it can be sent out...】Nilun, who secretly looked at the kitchen through the crack of the door, smiled helplessly and thought, 【And...the first step is wrong, it should be to put the chocolate Put it in a container, put the container into the slowly boiling hot water, and prevent the container containing the chocolate from entering the water, and let the chocolate melt a little bit through the container through the temperature of the hot water, right? But, forget it, it's not impossible to follow Yueyue's method... Compared with putting melted chocolate into a mold and letting it fully solidify, she is more used to using kunai...]

While thinking about it, the sun wheel gently closed the kitchen door, turned the wheelchair and left without making a sound.

……

In the dumpling shop, after several hours of hard work, Jiang Cheng ate all the chocolates until dusk.

"Sun Wheel, I don't need dinner today..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table with a face full of love, "Chocolate...Chocolate, now I feel like I can taste a chocolate flavor no matter what I eat...ahh , my stomach is so uncomfortable..."

"It's amazing," the sun wheel on the side praised with a smile, "it took only one afternoon to eat up so much chocolate."

"Ah... I really want to die... burp~" After burping, Jiang Cheng quickly covered his mouth, "Even the burp tasted like chocolate, and the nausea came back from the stomach..."

"Kassan..." Qingta looked at the sun wheel pitifully, "I want chocolate too, even if it's from my mother..."

"I've eaten two bunches of candied haws today, and the sugar intake is enough." Sun Wheel refused with a smile, "If you eat that sweet thing again, your teeth will be broken."

"Brother Jiang Cheng can eat so much chocolate!" Qingta shouted angrily, pointing at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table in pain.

"It's so annoying! You stinky bastard!" Jiang Cheng shouted with white eyes, "Don't say those three words in front of me again! Just hearing that makes me twitch in my stomach!"

"Lord Jiang Cheng! We're bringing chocolates!" An unknown object covered in bedding and covered in black smashed directly in front of Jiang Cheng from the sky.

"And my chocolates!" Another unknown object covered in bedding and covered in black smashed directly in front of Jiang Cheng from the sky.

"I heard that Mr. Jiang Cheng said today that he will eat all the chocolates he receives, so we have covered our whole body with chocolates!" shouted the dark outsider.

"And me! Whether it's here or there, even that kind of place is all covered with chocolate!" Kuzu Ye, who was also dark, shouted.

"Come on! Lord Jiang Cheng! You can also eat it directly on the street!" Saidomaru and Kuzu Ye shouted at the same time.

"Why the two of you!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said angrily, "Where did you get the news from? It's too fast!"

"Seimei-sama told us!" Waidoumaru, who was lying in the quilt, explained aloud.

"I knew that the younger sister was definitely monitoring Yoshihara..." Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.

"Don't worry about so much! Hurry up! Eat it! My body temperature has melted the chocolate! Please, Lord Jiang Cheng, melt me! No matter where you start, you can take it first!" Ge, who was also lying on the bedding Ye shouted excitedly.

"Can I go down?!" Jiang Cheng shouted and kicked both of them to the end of the sky at the same time.

"It's a girl anyway, those two children." The sun wheel on the side said with a smile, "Is it always hurt to be treated like this?"

"I don't admit that the monsters that have been around for thousands of years are girls!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and retorted angrily, "Besides, they are no longer monsters, they have become completely perverted! Who taught them such a messy method, it really makes people angry!"

……

"Master, we failed!" Kuzuha and Waidoumaru knelt on one knee and shouted in front of a woman with long lilac hair wearing red-rimmed glasses.

"So you are still too young! Compared to my last apprentice, you two are too young! Sa, let you see how I do it, master!"

Speaking, the woman jumped directly into the bucket full of melted chocolate, dyed her whole body with chocolate, and then took the quilt on the side and wrapped herself.

"Sa, that's it! You two take advantage of the night and throw me like this on the bed of Gin-san, the owner of the Kabukicho Master's House! Got it?!"

"Understand!" ×2

……

Yoshihara, after an afternoon of trying, Yueyong has finally made swallowable chocolate. And it is divided into a love shape together with the iron pot with Kuwu.

After packing, Yueyong remembered the most important question.

In the end... how should I send it out?

……

After dinner, Yueyong knelt down at the dining table, very much like her breakfast.

"That..." Sun Wheel said with a smile, "Yueyue, it's twelve o'clock in four hours. If you have something to do today, go ahead."

"Today's patrol has been arranged!" Yue Yong replied quickly.

"No, that's not what I'm referring to. But...forget it..." Said, the sun wheel said to the side of Harita, "Harita, push mom out."

"Oh..."

……

At eleven o'clock at night, Yueyong, who finally made up her mind, came to Jiang Cheng's door, and after hesitating for half an hour, she pushed open Jiang Cheng's door and stepped in.

"Oh, Yueyue, what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng, who was still lying on the table because he ate too much chocolate, asked weakly.

"Ah, nothing." Yue Yong replied indifferently.

"If it's all right, let me rest for a while. After eating so much chocolate, my stomach is so uncomfortable and painful..." Jiang Cheng sighed and said,

"Oh...oh..." After responding twice, Yueyong turned around and walked towards the door, at the same time annoyed in her heart: [Why did you just go out like this! What the **** am I here for! ]

"Wait..."

"What... what's wrong?" Yue Yong turned her head and tried her best to hide the unnatural look on her face.

"Bring it here." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand towards Yueyong and said casually.

"What?"

"Chocolate~IndoMTL.com~ huh? Why should I give you chocolate!" Yue Yong shouted with white eyes.

"Isn't it prepared?" Jiang Cheng was surprised. "I thought there would be chocolates to express my gratitude. Didn't I always say that I am the savior of Yoshihara? Well, forget it, forget it. Good night."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a heart-shaped chocolate fell on Jiang Cheng's table.

Jiang Cheng stared at the chocolate beside him for a while, then looked up at the door and was about to say something, but found that the door was closed and Yueyong seemed to have left.

"This year's Valentine's Day..." Jiang Cheng unpacked the chocolate, turned his head and glanced at the alarm clock on the wall with one minute remaining until twelve o'clock, and took a big bite, "...It's over. Well... but then again, this chocolate... is so unpalatable..."

Outside the door, Yueyong leaned against the wall, listening to the sound of Jiang Cheng chewing chocolate from the room, and raised the corner of his mouth gently.

(Valentine's Day - End)