Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 511: :Speaking of Valentine’s Day, I thought that my stomach was a little uncomfortable this morning…

February 14, early morning, Yoshihara.

"Don't you have to go to the dojo today?" Jiang Cheng at the dinner table looked strangely at Haruta, who was wearing a well-fitted suit, "What are you wearing? It's disgusting, and your hair is made of rubbed hair. Silk? Do you still use that kind of thing at such a young age?"

"Brother Jiang Cheng, do you really not know what day is today?" Qingtai asked Xiang Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

"It's already said that it's Miss Conch's model," Jiang Cheng responded casually with a wave of his hand, "There's no need to memorize dates or anything."

"Today is Valentine's Day!" Qingta leaned to Jiang Cheng's side and reminded in a mysterious whisper, "It's a very important day to receive chocolates!"

"Oh! I remembered it!" Jiang Cheng finally realized it, then squeezed his chin and nodded thoughtfully and replied, "Well, I do remember a day like this, when I was young, every year it was February. One day, I will find a lot of bags of chocolate that Yinshi has stolen in his desk pocket, and Yinshi will always give him a very intriguing look that he can't tell whether it is jealousy or satisfaction."

"Hey?! Was Jiang Cheng very popular when he was still in private school?! Can you get a lot of chocolates on Valentine's Day?!" Qingta said in surprise, "Obviously now he's just a waste of OTAKU. That's it!"

"Hey, is my impression in your heart that bad?" Jiang Cheng replied with a blank face, and then sneered disdainfully, "Che, the only people who have expectations for that kind of thing are You are a little kid who is obviously not too old, but because of the environmental impact, he has entered his spring period early. Valentine's Day? Chocolate? If you have your heart, then there is no need to convey it!"

"Little uncle, that's the line Aru I still live in the mansion of Sanqianyuan."

I don't know when Kagura came in and sat down under the dining table. He naturally took the tableware and chopsticks in front of Jiang Cheng and ate it naturally.

"Hey," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked Kagura's head with a fist, "Why can you sit down and eat so naturally? Did you order breakfast in a hurry? Give me enough time!"

"Sister Kagura!" Haruta looked at Kagura with a longing look, "That...is there? Absolutely, right? Even Giri chocolate can do it! Please! I haven't received a single chocolate today! Even my mother didn't prepare it for me!"

"Prepared when I woke up early, chocolate-flavored ice cream, and Aru was washed away," Kagura said casually.

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience, except Kagura, stopped their chopsticks.

"Who do you want to be disgusting to death!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and complained with disgust, "Can that kind of thing be considered chocolate?! I can't even eat breakfast!"

"Ah, thank you for your hospitality." With that, Kagura gathered all the food on the table in front of him, and proceeded to eat on his own.

"You... did that on purpose?"

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"I'm full, I'm full..." Kagura rubbed her belly, which was even more exaggerated than her October pregnancy, and gritted her teeth in a satisfied voice.

"I'm going back to play games." With that, Jiang Cheng got up and walked towards the door.

Just after walking two steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something was wrong, turned his head and said to Yueyong, who had straightened his upper body and knelt before the dining table, "Hey, are you alright? By the way, you are really weird today. , If I say something like this at this time, I will definitely drag me to patrol, right? But why is there nothing today? I'm not used to you doing it like this."

"No, it's normal!" Yue Yong raised her head and said with certainty.

"But no matter how you look at it, I don't think it's normal..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong suspiciously while pinching his chin.

"Very normal!" Yue Yong affirmed again.

"No no no, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem normal, whether it's posture or expression, it's all abnormal." Jiang Cheng murmured, then stared at Yue Yong and fell into deep thought.

Jiang Cheng's gaze caught Yue Yong, who was feeling uncomfortable, and turned his face away silently.

"You..." Jiang Cheng's expression became solemn slightly, "could it be..."

While Jiang Cheng was speaking, Yueyong's hand secretly pushed the chocolate behind him towards Jiang Cheng's invisible blind spot.

"Shouldn't it be...morning chocolate..."

Hearing the word "chocolate", Yueyong's ears instantly turned completely red.

"Is the chocolate ice cream not smooth in the morning?" Jiang Cheng continued, "Then go, I will wait for you to come out of the toilet and go on patrol together."

Listen, blue veins burst out on Yueyong's forehead instantly, then she reached into her arms and took out a few kunai, and threw them towards Jiang Cheng's forehead.

"Ah-!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

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Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and looked blankly at Jiang Cheng, who was still twitching while being dragged by Yueyong behind a blood line.

"Such a man is my little uncle, I really feel ashamed Aru." Kagura said blankly.

"It's unbelievable, this man." Hiron smiled and said, "He looks like an idiot, but he can attract women unconsciously."

"Are you talking about Yueyue Aru?"

"Who knows." Ri Samsara said, "However, it would be really bad if you really want to be attracted. It's been ten years since the last time I saw two people who still miss this man. Woman. It's... hard work."

"If you like this kind of man, your life is basically over, Aru." Kagura's little thumb digs his ears, and casually replied, then gently blows his little thumb down and stands up, "Okay, I've eaten it. It's time to go back for breakfast, thank you for the hospitality."

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"Lord Jiang Cheng! This is my chocolate! I made it in one night!"

"And mine! It's Benming Chocolate!"

"Mine is also my destiny!"

"And mine!"

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Looking at the wandering girls holding chocolates high in their hands surrounding Jiang Cheng, Yueyong felt agitated for no apparent reason.

If it wasn't for the possibility of accidentally hurting the girls, maybe Yueyong would have thrown away all the kunai.

Today's patrol was unexpectedly time-consuming. Every time I arrived at the door of a store, countless wandering girls rushed out to deliver chocolates to Jiang Cheng, and all of them were natal chocolates.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, holding a stack of chocolates more than a meter taller than himself, Jiang Cheng squinted and smiled at the girls who had delivered chocolates to the last shop he had just patrolled. shouted.

"You have to work hard today~"

"Hi~!" A group of travel girls rushed to respond at the same time.

"It's true, you actually gave chocolate to this kind of man," Yueyong said disdainfully, holding the cigarette stick in one hand, "it's useless, and the final result is definitely just throw it away."

"Yueyue, what you said is too much." Jiang Cheng stuck his head out from behind the tall chocolates and complained, "Even if I am not interested in sweets, I will eat all these chocolates at this time. Light and not thrown away, these chocolates, but each one contains a girl's heart. No matter how confused you are, you will not throw it away."

"Really?!" The members of Baihua instantly exclaimed, and then each took out their own chocolates and surrounded Jiang Cheng.

"Lord Jiang Cheng! Then I'll take care of my life chocolate too!"

"And mine! Because I know Mr. Jiang Cheng doesn't like sweets very much, he specially made chocolates that are not so sweet!"

"Try the Benming chocolate I made for two nights! Mr. Jiang Cheng!"

"Only two nights? I started preparing a week in advance!"

"One week? I started preparations a month in advance!"

"I started preparing six months ago!"

"I started preparing it a year ago!"

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Looking at the arguing of Baihua's sisters, Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "Can I still eat the chocolate from a year ago? After eating it, I'll definitely have diarrhea, right?"

Looking at the scene in front of her, Yueyong sighed helplessly again. Then he wanted to say something, but while waiting to speak, a slightly short Baihua member came over with a twist.

"Leader, please accept it." The member of Baihua held a pink love-shaped chocolate box and handed it to Yueyong, "This is the chocolate I prepared for the leader, although it is not as good as the one sold outside, But it took me one night to make it myself."

Looking at the chocolate in her hand, Yueyong fell silent.

"Look, your leader also received chocolates from girls on Valentine's Day." Jiang Cheng said to a group of Miss Baihua, "Speaking of which, someone did say before that she gave her a woman's identity to her. I lost it, so it's not surprising to receive chocolate from a girl."

After listening, several blue veins burst out on Yueyong's forehead~IndoMTL.com~ and it was still beating unstoppably.

"No! No!" The short Baihua member quickly explained, "Just to thank the leader for his care on weekdays! It's not what Jiang Cheng thinks! Besides, I think the leader really Very handsome! In my heart, the leader is even more handsome than Lord Jiang Cheng!"

"Pfft!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help turning his face away and snickered, "Does that mean he's more like a man than a real man like me? Yueyue, your subordinate is really good, and he understands you so well."

"That's not what I meant!" The Baihua member quickly defended, "It's just that the leader is countless times more reliable than Lord Jiang Cheng!"

"Really? You're countless times more like a man than me." Jiang Cheng grinned at Yueyong, "Did you hear that? Are you happy?"

"Shinei-!!" Yue Yong, who had endured to the limit, felt out all the sufferings on her body, and threw it towards Jiang Cheng regardless of the 3721.

"Ah-!!"

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