Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 503: :Christmas Eve without Santa…it’s Christmas Eve!

"Isn't it still an American drama in the end?!" Yin Shi roared with white eyes.

"Just give me a little more! You bastard!" The owner of Xinghaifang scolded with a blue vein, and then pointed to himself.

"Please think about it carefully, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng." Jiubingwei said, "Although the mince pie is very close, it is not!"

"Hey, where did you get close?" Yin Shi said silently.

"That, I said," Jiang Cheng got up again, patted the dust on his body like a normal person, and said helplessly to the three of them, "When it comes to Christmas, it is originally a legend from Western countries. It's a holiday, right? No matter how I think about it, there are only turkey and mince pies in American TV shows."

"No! There is one last decisive existence!" The three replied at the same time.

"...No, I really can't remember." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and frowned for a long time before he opened his eyes and said this.

"Give me a second thought! Use your head full of barren brain cells!" Yin Shi pointed to himself and said to Jiang Cheng.

"Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely remember it!" The owner of Xinghai Fang pointed to himself at the same time, "Even that kind of head can think of it, it's very simple! The answer is in this yard. !”

"Yes! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" Jiubingwei pointed to himself and echoed loudly.

"Hey, what did you think of?" Jiang Cheng asked everyone in the room.

"I don't know Aru." Kagura, who was still coquettish in Jiang Hua's arms, replied casually.

"Egg burn." A Miao squinted her eyes with a smile on her face, and raised an index finger at the same time.

"Christmas card..." Squatting on the ground with her legs crossed, Harita muttered while looking at the card in front of her.

"Is it this?" Yueyong asked, pointing to the two barrels of lubricating fluid that appeared at an unknown time.

"Haruta's perfect test paper." Hirin said with a squinted smile.

"My sister-in-law who can make me feel at ease." Jiang Hua said with a soft expression.

"Atong-chan!" Shin Baha took over.

"Miss A Miao!" Jiubingwei interjected.

"Christmas with my wife and daughter." The owner of Xinghaifang raised his hand.

"Achu..." Hasegawa, who was already drunk, lay on the ground and took a sentence.

"Jiang Cheng sama's [beep--]!" The members of Baihua replied.

"It's not right! It's not right at all!" Ginto shouted frantically, "From that test paper, it has completely become your own wish! In other words, from the beginning of the glasses, the wish got a little worse. It seems to be mixed with a wife who ran away from home with some sunglasses! Hey-! Give me enough time, you bastards! It was definitely intentional!"

Speaking, Yin Shi looked at Jiubingwei and Xinghai Fangzhu, "Hey, why did you two also participate in the topic just now? Are you idiots? You are asking questions, right!"

"Well, for me, Christmas Eve without Miss A Miao really can't be called Christmas Eve." Kubei replied solemnly.

"Shut up!" Yin Shi shouted frantically.

"Well, I agree with the two answers, the reassuring sister-in-law and the Christmas Eve with my wife and daughter." The owner of Xinghaifang raised his hand, and then thought in his heart: [This answer is really good! As long as he has a sister-in-law, that **** can definitely give up on Jiang Hua! ]

"Shut up for me too!" Yin Shi shouted angrily with a fierce face, blue veins and white eyes.

"Ahahaha! It seems that you are too embarrassed to say that name!" The voice of an orangutan stalker came from the fence.

"You are...!" Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank slightly.

Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their heads and looked over at the same time, and saw Kondo, who was cos Santa Claus carrying a gift bag, was standing on the fence.

"Ah, it's an orangutan." Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and filled out what he just said with a blank expression.

"Indeed, it's Aru the orangutan." Kagura nodded in agreement,

"No doubt, it's the orangutan, and the orangutan in Santa's clothes." A Miao nodded and said, and then made a puzzled expression, "But why is the orangutan on the wall of my house? Why are you wearing that?"

"Probably...attracted by the aroma of bananas on the dining table." Kubei nodded and pinched his chin and analyzed himself.

"Indeed, that's the only possibility." The owner of Xinghaifang murmured, "The possibility of the sudden appearance of orangutans on Christmas Eve can only be this."

"Hey, hurry up and give it the banana, this kid looks like he can't take it anymore." Gintoki said to everyone in the room with a serious look on his face.

"Hey! It's so rude, you bastards!" Kondo groaned frantically with white eyes, "Why did you just follow the topic of gorillas! No! Although there are subtle similarities, but no!"

"No, that is no longer a subtle similarity, but a complete similarity." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"My name is Santa Monkey!" Kondo continued, self-consciously, "Unfortunately, I wasn't attracted by the smell of bananas, but by the smell of the mother monkeys here! You three guys who don't have the courage to say the answer at all should leave early! From now on, this is the exclusive forest for my monkey Santa! I will never allow it to shoot the female monkeys in this forest! "

"Who is the female monkey!" A Miao's face instantly burst into blue veins, and she cursed with white eyes and gritted teeth.

"Miss A Miao!" Kondo was instantly excited and shouted impassively, "A brand new page for your rendezvous with me, even the midsummer will become a holy night! As long as you have needs, I will be yours at any time, 365 days. Santa Claus! Tonight must be more than holy night, yes! Tonight will be a holy night for you and me to spend a good night together..."

Before he finished speaking, a huge lavender package rushed from behind Kondo and smashed **** Kondo's back and smashed into the yard together with Kondo.

A loud bang was mixed with Kondo's screams.

"That... I'm really sorry," said Xiao Ape's voice through the large lavender package that was constantly wriggling, "Is Yinsang here? I've been looking for a long time and can't find it..."

Speaking, the little ape got his head out of the bag, "I want to give him the gift, where did it go?"

"Well, in fact, my friend just saw him in hell." Jiang Cheng said casually, "If you want to find him, trouble yourself to die, and you can probably meet him in Santuchuan."

"Thank you, I'll go now..." Little Ape reacted before he finished speaking, and said angrily with white eyes, "How is that possible! Asshole!"

"You guys are really annoying..." Jiang Cheng sighed, "Walking to other people's parties one by one, what do you want to do?"

"Of course it's Santa!" Several people said in unison.

"Huh? Santa Claus?" Jiang Cheng stared at a few people with a weird look on his face, "Why do you want to be that disgusting old man?"

"Of course..."

Kondo was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng before he could finish speaking.

"It's alright, needless to say," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "I don't want to know that kind of boring reason at all, but there is one thing I hope you understand..."

Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes, showed a smile on his face, and said lightly: "If we ruin the atmosphere of our party here again, I will really kill you."

【Are you murderous? 】The master of Xinghaifang frowned, thinking in his heart, 【It's really amazing, I have never seen this kind of murderous aura in all these years...but...]

"Yoshihara's, I believe that no matter which of us is, it never wants to destroy the atmosphere of the party," Kondo said with a serious face, "It should be the opposite, each of us Want to add atmosphere to the party!"

"That's right! Christmas Eve without Santa Claus is not Christmas Eve at all!" Xinghai Fangzhu took over.

"There is only one real Santa who can join the party!" Gintoki's face showed complete seriousness.

"Which one is it! Please make a choice!" Kubei took over.

"No, I don't want to participate in your party, I just came here to give Yinsang a gift." Xiao Yuan said, "And can you hand over Yinsang sooner, because the whole fruit is below, so It's cold..."

Before Little Ape finished speaking, Yin Shi kicked out a kick and kicked Little Ape together with the package that wrapped her into the small pool beside her.

The sound of falling into the water was accompanied by the screams of the little monkey.

"Of course, the real Santa Claus is me!" Gintoki pointed to himself and said confidently.

"I won't give in at all!" Kubei said, "I'm the Santa Claus who can bring happiness to Amy... No, Santa Claus!"

"It's me!" Kondo said while holding his hands, "I'm the Santa who wants to be brought happiness by Miss A Miao!"

"No, my sister is Santa Claus if you say that..." Shin Baha muttered silently.

"In this world... no, this party only needs a Santa Claus..." The corner of Xinghaifang's mouth rose~IndoMTL.com~ showed complete seriousness on his face.

"No, we don't need it." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Hey? What did you just say?" Xinghai Fangzhu's expression was obviously stagnant.

"I mean we don't want Santa Claus at our party." Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "If you invite that kind of old man to attend, the whole party will smell old."

"Old age stinks? Don't! Hate it!" A Miao said in disgust.

"To me today, my uncle is the real Santa Aru, so that stinky old man doesn't need Aru at all." Kagura said.

"Yes, today's Jiang Cheng-sang is already a full-fledged Santa Claus," Xin Ba Hao happily looked at the handshake ticket, "Thank you, Santa Claus!"

"Wine is the real Santa Claus!" the drunk Hasegawa shouted inarticulately, "the real Santa Claus who can make me forget everything and make me dream!"