Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 50: :Everyone has a door in their hearts, either s or m’s door?

Looking at the pudding covered with natto, Gintoki's heart collapsed.

"What is this? Punishment game?"

"Today, I deliberately tried to combine the things that two people like." Little Ape said complacently, then picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful of pudding and natto, watching Jiang Cheng and the three behind Yin Shi. It was a nausea.

"Ah~Open your mouth~Ah!" Little Ape just brought the spoon to Yinshi's mouth, and was directly knocked to the ground by Yinshi.

Little Ape looked at himself and the natto sprinkled all over him in disbelief as he fell to the ground.

"What a joke!" Yin Shi yelled at the little ape who fell on the ground, "Hey, is the wife who I forced to my door compete with my pudding so soon?! The boss who is in power in this family. It's me! The second is sweets! Remember me!"

"Hey! Is the second one a sweet tooth?!" Xin Baha roared behind Yin Shi, but Jiang Cheng grabbed him just after he finished speaking. Xin Baha glanced back and saw Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and shook his head.

And at this time, Xiao Ape's heart activity is "At this time, the only way to be humble is to be humble, and to hold back! Must hold back! Little ape! ]

Thinking of this, Little Ape regrouped the natto and pudding scattered on the ground, stood up when they touched it, and said coquettishly to Yin Shi: "Don't be shy~ Come, try it~ Ah~"

"This kind of thing should be eaten by ghosts!" Yin Shi said, and directly pressed Little Ape's hand with the group of natto and pudding on Little Ape's face.

"Don't say that... This unexpectedly delicious Aru." Kagura had already picked up a few natto from the floor behind him and put it in his mouth.

"No way! Kagura! How can this kind of thing be eaten!" Jiang Cheng noticed that and instantly pulled Kagura up.

"If you don't eat it yourself, don't make a whimsical fusion of natto pudding! Do you want to be a producer?!" Yin Shi scolded the little ape who was kneeling on the ground, "You need a cardigan Should I wear shoulder sleeves! …”

[What a shame, I used to be the elite ninja of the shogunate's royal court! Why put up with such discriminatory language! 】 Little Ape is a little hard to let go, but after hearing the words behind Ginshi...

"Get out of here if you can't follow the rules here! You idiot woman!"

[Oh~ but what is this feeling now...] Little Ape has a different kind of emotion in his heart, it seems that he wants to be insulted by Yinshi for a while...

Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Hao saw the changes in the expressions on Xiao Yuan's face...

"Hey, Xin Baji, that...that woman is incredible!" Jiang Cheng whispered to Xin Baji beside him.

"Uh...it looks like a very awakened attribute..." Xin Bazhu replied with a black line on his face.

But at this time, Yin Shi snorted and said again, "I'll go buy some desserts and come back." After speaking, he walked towards the door and said to himself, "Why don't you just go buy some ice-sugar gourds? That's the highest..."

Seeing this, Little Ape quickly followed, "Ah, wait a moment..."

"Jiang Chengsang, why did the incident turn out like this..." Xin Baha asked with a black line on his face.

"I don't know, I don't understand, don't ask me." Jiang Cheng came directly to deny it three times.

…

"Why did you follow? And why did you dress up like that?" Gintoki said to Little Ape, who was dressed as a housewife behind him.

At this time, the two were walking on the street, and Yin Shi was going to the shop address given by Jiang Cheng.

"Men like young wives, don't they?" Xiao Yuan replied, feeling complacent at the same time [I believe that the pursuers won't notice with this casual outfit, so I just need to play the role of a cute and docile young wife]

"Ah..." Yin Shi suddenly stopped and looked in a certain direction.

"What's wrong?" Little Ape also stopped and asked.

"It's alright." Ginshi mumbled casually as she looked at Granny Denshi who was walking towards him.

"Hey, you peeked at that woman just now! So you like that type." Little Ape began to make up his mind again.

"How is that possible! Do I look so crazy?!" Gintoki retorted.

But at this time, Granny Denise had already walked over, "What are you doing in a place like this?" Granny Denise stopped and said to Ginshi.

"Who are you?" Little Ape asked first.

"You even asked me, where did you come from?" Granny Dengshi was a little puzzled, and looked at Yinshi at the same time, "Yinshi, you seem to have promised me to pay for the last month today..."

But before he could finish speaking, he was stopped by the little monkey on the side, "I said to you, can you not call [Silver Time] and [Silver Time], you are so kind! I'm sorry, Yinsang is already mine. !”

As he spoke, he jumped up and used a familiar knight kick, but Jiang was still old and hot, so Granny Dengshi shook her head a little and ducked.

Looking at the little ape who had fallen into the ground behind her, Granny Dengshi was speechless, "Where did this woman come from, I'm just here to collect money..."

"Alimony, right?" In an instant, Little Ape stood up again, "Haven't you been happy before?! Where is the need to come and ask for money!"

Saying that, Little Ape took out a Kuwu from his hair and threw it at Granny Dengshi, but Jiang was still old and hot, and Granny Dengshi just raised her hand and pinched the flying Kunwu. In his hand, he placed it on his cuff.

"What did the girl say?" Granny Denshi asked with some doubts.

"In the end, you are a woman in the past tense! You should slowly indulge in your memories!" Xiao Yuan shouted behind Granny Denshi.

"Hey! Do you think this is my ex-girlfriend!" Yin Shi was suddenly unhappy, "Do you think I'm crazy enough to burn out my brain?!"

"You two don't deserve a beating!" After hearing this, Granny Denshi moved her neck instantly and said.

"Oh!" In an instant, Little Ape thought of something and made a look of surprise, "Could it be Mrs. Mother! Mrs. Mother?!"

"Hey! Are you funny?! If my mother was like this, I would have fallen in middle school! Be careful I'll smack your head!" Yinshi shouted again.

"I think it's better to knock your head first!" Granny Denshi replied.

"Please forgive my rudeness, mother..." Xiao Yuan said, sitting on his knees directly on the ground, with tears in his eyes, he lowered his head to Granny Denshi.

"What the **** is going on, this woman." Granny Denshi wondered.

"That, it must be the woman who chased the wild cat that stole the fish and scrambled for food, but fell and hit her head, and then the head showed off." Yin Shi continued to walk forward.

[Insulting me so rudely in public] Little Ape lay on the ground and thought to himself, [But why, my heart started to throb so much again...]

Then Xiao Yuan straightened his upper body and turned his head to look affectionately towards the direction Yin Shi left, [I think... I want to be bullied by him! ]

The whole farce was seen by Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ha, who were hiding behind a telephone pole.

The two of them can only be described as lying in their hearts.

"What should I do? Jiang Chengsang, it seems that Yinsang helped that girl open the door to an incredible new world!" Xin Baha said helplessly.

"You ask me who I ask!" Jiang Cheng replied, "This situation is already very difficult! It seems that someone said that everyone is born with S or M, but I didn't expect it to be true. !”

"Hey, you are the natural S!"

…

At the gate of Yoshihara, Xiao Yuan looked at the bustling crowd and looked at Yin Shi, "Here..."

"Yoshihara Taoyuan Township," Yinshi said as he stepped in, "Come here to buy sweets."

"Sweet food?! How can there be sweet food in a place like this!" Xiao Yuan said, but he followed up, and he was still thinking [what is he doing here for bringing me to such a place? ! what! Just can't wait! ]

Finally, Yinshi found the shop that sold the candied haws, but at this time there were already long queues of customers buying candied haws, and the budget estimated that there would be several hundred people...

Just when Gintoki was a little distressed, he saw Tsukiyong and Harita at the front of the line at a glance, and ran over in an instant.

"Hey..." Yin Shi was completely stunned by Yue Yong's next series of operations.

Yueyong glanced at the little ape beside Yinshi~IndoMTL.com~ instantly took out a stack of banknotes from her arms and handed it to Yinshi, and at the same time took the little ape and left, but she turned around and said One sentence, "The price is just right, remember to bring some good items next time."

[This is...] Xiao Yuan is also in a state of confusion, but he still reluctantly looks at Yin Shi behind him, "Is this selling me? ! Did you sell me to Yoshihara? ! Did he take me as his property? ! Will I fiddle with or even sell it at will? ! What is this? ! Why? Why am I getting more and more excited! ]

Yin Shi was still stunned with the stack of ten thousand yuan bills in place, but after thinking about it, the troublesome things seemed to be resolved, and he was a little complacent in an instant, but when Yin Shi was ready to put the stack of money in When he was in his arms, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji rushed over instantly and kicked Yinshi away.

"The worst man ever!" Shinpachi spat in disdain.

"Really the worst man! Yinshi, I didn't expect you to do such a thing." Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, and took out the money in Yinshi's arms, Turn around and go after Yueyong.

"Yueyong, wait a minute," Jiang Cheng chased after Yueyong, put the wad of money back into Yueyong, and whispered a few words beside Yueyong's ear.

After listening to Yue Yong, she looked at Little Ape who was being pulled by her, and then at Yin Shi, who was lying on the ground. The contempt in her eyes seemed to be real.

"He's the worst man ever." After that, Yueyong took Qingta and turned around and left.

"I...Did I do something bad?" Gintoki raised his head and asked uncertainly.

"Silver time, whether it is S or M, what does it matter, since you have done it, you must take responsibility." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Sou Da!" Xin Ba Hao echoed.