Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 490: :There is no contradiction in the world that you can’t sit down and talk about…
"Hum hum hum..." Antenmaru laughed, "The descendant of Yumen, it's too late! The guy I'm possessing can't hear any sound! Put yourself..."
"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, then complained, "Is it too loud? What's going on? Don't you know how big your body is? Can you care? The feelings of others? Do you think you are a stereo? Make my voice smaller!"
"Hey, I'm sorry, I'll change it now." Antianwan hurriedly scratched his head in response, then cleared his throat, and continued in a very weak voice, "The rat who locks himself in the dark , actually said that he wanted to use my power, which is really laughable, but this guy's negative emotions are really a good object of possession, and I accepted it with gratitude. In this way, the Yuno family and the Mirino family are abominable. The Royal Gate Orthodox…”
"Well, the voice is a little too low," Seimei reminded aloud, "I can't hear what you are saying at all, so it can be a little louder."
"Yes, big guy," Kagura, who came to Antenmaru and sat down at some point, patted Antenmaru's head, "The voice is too low, Aru, are you a shy elementary school student? Even I can't hear clearly."
"Ah, I'm sorry, then I'll make it a few decibels bigger." Antianwan hurriedly continued, "Then, can you stop patting my ears? My ears are very sensitive."
"What's the situation?" Xin Baji adjusted his glasses and muttered silently, "Is Jiang Chengsang so scary? Is that Antianwan really so afraid of Jiang Chengsang?"
"As far as I know, there is only one person in this world who can easily solve the existence of Antianwan..." Said, Waidaomaru glanced at Jiang Cheng, "but now it seems that it should be two That's right."
"I really can't do anything about you~" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, then turned to the crowd behind him and said, "Hey, you guys, come with me and take the two halves of you. The **** thing is resolved, it's been so annoying that I can't think about it."
(The Japanese pronunciation of Yuno and Siri both mean chrysanthemum.)
Having said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and started to walk slowly towards Antian Pill. At the same time, a group of shrewd people chatted and followed carefully. Xinba Haw, Gaidomaru, and Kuzu Ye quickly followed, but Gintoki, who was still lying on the ground, was temporarily forgotten by everyone.
"Hey, that...that big guy called What Pill," Jiang Cheng stopped in front of Antian Pill, raised his head and pointed at Antian Pill, "What, you squat down first, it's too high, I stand up The neck is very uncomfortable. Then, let's put that girl down first, it's useless, and it's pretty hard to hold."
"But..." Antenmaru scratched his head.
"Hurry up!" Jiang Cheng's little finger pierced his ears with an impatient look on his face, "Hurry up and settle your affairs, I have to think about my own affairs, and the trouble of grinding and chirping here is about to die. I am."
"I can't run anyway, so let's put it down first..." With that, Antenmaru gently placed Seimei on the floor.
"Also, that ex-husband, don't sleep. This time I will tell you how to pursue that woman. If you sleep again, you will never be able to chase that woman in your life."
"Really?!" Daoman's surprised voice suddenly sounded.
【What happened? ! This guy! Still awake! 】 Feeling that his body is somewhat out of control, Antianwan thought to himself.
"Uh, although there are methods, it's up to you whether you can succeed or not," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "Anyway, let's talk about the methods last. Now let's solve your problems first, that... big guy, first Coming out of that ex-husband's body, I can't tell who's who belongs to you. In fact, all the conflicts in the world can be resolved as long as you sit down and have a good talk. Come on, hurry up."
"That... I don't seem to be able to get out," Antenmaru said weakly, "While this man borrowed my power, he also locked me in this body, unless he lifted the spell himself, otherwise I can't get out. And now he's conscious..."
"That ex-husband Sang, did you hear that?" Jiang Cheng said to Antian Pill, "Hurry up and release that spell of yours and release this big guy."
"No way!" The voice of Dao Man came from Antianwan's mouth, "Now I can forcibly block Antianwan's movements! If it is released, no one will be able to block him again! "
"Would you like to know how to further the relationship with that woman?"
"Solution!"
Daoman shouted, and then Daoman's body began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye, and at the same time, a black smoke was continuously forced out from Daoman's body.
After just a few seconds, Daoman, who had returned to his normal body shape with a mosaic on his entire body, appeared in front of everyone.
"Lord Daoman! Are you alright?" A crowd of wild people hurriedly surrounded Daoman.
"Ahahaha! This uncle is finally free!!" An Tianwan, who turned into black smoke, raised his head and roared.
"It's so noisy!" Jiang Cheng scolded loudly, "Give me some peace! Do you want me to make a barbecue?!"
"Ah, I'm sorry." Antian Pill hurriedly bowed his head to admit his mistake, then scratched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly, "Isn't this feeling too excited just after regaining my freedom..."
"Hey! Does the method you mentioned really exist?!"
The curse mark on his face has disappeared, but Daoman, whose clothes have also disappeared, pulls away the crowd and walks towards Jiang Cheng excitedly.
"That, in short, let's talk about that later. Now you put on your clothes first, and let's settle your grievances first." Jiang Cheng sighed.
…
So, after a short two-minute rest, everyone sat down in three groups, Seimei, Kuzuha, and Shinbachi, and the Milino family headed by the dressed Doman. One side, and Anten Pill, who is alone.
The three sides form a triangle. In the middle of the triangle is Jiang Cheng, who has changed into a black professional suit at some point, and Kagura, who is also wearing a red professional suit while holding a stack of documents in his arms with a pair of bottle-bottom glasses. It was the outsider who stood beside the two of them.
Next to Jiang Cheng's three people is a small blackboard. On the small blackboard, several titles are simply written in chalk, namely: [Yumen], [Brother], [Brother], [Princess], [Brother's] Son], [Anten Pill], [Yunye], [Siriye].
"Cough cough! All focus, look here," Jiang Cheng tapped on the blackboard, "Student Antianwan over there, the first half of the class has nothing to do with you, you can study by yourself. The second half is fine. I'll remind you in class."
"That, little uncle, this is not "Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng", this is the feature film Aru." Kagura reminded.
"I know, but this is the only way to make them understand," Jiang Cheng tapped on the blackboard again and looked at Seimei and Doman, "Anyway, let's take the thousand years first. Let's take a look at the past, and only if you look clearly can you find the contradiction between the two of you."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng had a look of contempt on his face, and he spit out a small sip, "Really, this kind of **** can make the conflict last for a thousand years, it's really stupid. It's a cure."
"Hey, what did you just say? Are you insulting our ancestors?!" Dao Man was dissatisfied.
"No, I didn't say that," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "I'm just insulting the descendants of your two ancestors, a group of idiots who can even lose the most basic human ability to think independently. ."
"You bastard!"
"Sit down, idiot number X." Jiang Cheng glanced at Daoman coldly, then patted the blackboard again, pointing to the word "brother" on the blackboard and asking everyone, "From the story of my brother Let’s run away with the princess, do you think your brother has done something wrong? Or is there something wrong with the elder brother here?”
"Of course! This is the woman who stole her younger brother!" a savage crowd shouted.
"Wrong your size!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "The story says that this younger brother has never said anything like he likes the princess, and who knows if he doesn't say anything about others? You all Is it an idiot? Is there nothing but paste left in the head?"
"What I'm saying is that neither brother nor the princess know that the younger brother likes the princess, so there is nothing wrong with anyone here." A Slime member nodded and said.
"And my brother is still in love with the princess. In this case, it's justifiable for the two to elope." Another Militia member nodded and analyzed.
"But why did I only feel that my younger brother was wronged when I heard this before?" One of the ignorant people said to himself in doubt ~IndoMTL.com~ Because you are all idiots, idiots. Jiang Cheng said with a look of contempt, and then patted the word [younger brother] on the blackboard again, "Then the younger brother received the king's killing order, and here Quan regards it as his loyalty, so it doesn't matter whether it is right or wrong. "
"Afterwards, because I saw my brother and the princess living in seclusion, I became jealous, so I killed both my brother and the princess, leaving only my nephew who was still waiting to be fed. Question, who is at fault here?"
The crowd turned their faces away silently.
"Answer me!"
"It's jealousy's fault." Seimei shook his head and said slowly.
"Well, forget it, this answer is also correct," Jiang Cheng glanced at Seimei, then said again, "After my younger brother returned to Kyoto, although he became a high-ranking official, he was swallowed by darkness until he turned into a dark sky. Maru, at this time, my brother's son appeared, and the Antian Pill was withdrawn from treatment. Is there anyone here who is at fault? Answer me! Is my brother's son at fault?! Yuqingyu is wrong?!"
"Although that's right...but..." A savage crowd was hesitant to say anything.
"But you are tall!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "Brother's son is not wrong with both Qing and Li, Yu Qing avenged his parents, and Yu Li protected the country and repelled the devil. Why can you blame your faults? Give it all to my brother and son? Why can I still hold grudges until now? Is it because of stupidity?"
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