Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 48: :There are always 2 bad hawthorns in every 1 bunch of rock candy haws! (Little Ape…

"Yo, good morning, Mr. Xinbaha." Jiang Cheng held an umbrella in one hand and a string of candied haws in the other, while he skillfully greeted Xinbaha by the roadside.

"Hey, this isn't Jiang Chengsang, oh well." Xin Bazhu then noticed Jiang Cheng who was not far away, and quickly said hello.

Jiang Cheng ate the last of the candied haws in his mouth, and at the same time threw the wooden sticks into the trash can.

"Here's this, for you." Jiang Cheng took out a string of candied haws from his umbrella and handed it to Xin Baji.

Only then did Xin Baji see clearly that Jiang Cheng's umbrella was wrapped with a thick layer of straw, and the straw was covered with candied haws.

"This is Hawthorn?" Xin Ba Hao took the string of candied haws and asked with some doubts.

"Ice candied haws, a traditional Chinese snack." Jiang Cheng replied.

"The sweet and sour taste is delicious!" Xin Baha tried to eat one and said, "Is the crunchy layer on the outside maltose? The Chinese are really amazing, they thought of this combination. "

"The newly recruited Chinese chef tried to make some, and the result... became popular in the whole Yoshiwara girl circle... Now, that chef has opened his own shop in Yoshiwara..." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly With a sigh, he said, "I can't imagine that Yoshihara opened a shop selling candied haws."

"Isn't this very good?" Shinbaha said while eating, "It means that the current Yoshihara is different from the previous one."

"All of these were bought secretly by Qingta, and children really like it." Jiang Cheng went on to say, "But after being discovered by the sun, they all threw it to me and let me solve it. Too many sweets for kids are not good. Am I a grown-up who eats too much sweets?!”

"If only Yinsang had half your consciousness..." Xin Ba Ha couldn't help saying.

"In short, it can't be wasted, and when the weather is hot, the sugar coating on the outer layer will melt." Jiang Cheng said while handing out rock candy haws to children playing on the roadside.

Every child who got the candied haws had similar reactions, first smelled it, then licked it, and finally ate one. Every little face smiled like a flower...

Seeing Jiang Cheng laughing with those children, Xin Ba Ha was very emotional, "Sure enough, Jiang Cheng Sang is still a mature adult~"

"Okay," Jiang Cheng took the last few strings of candied haws from his umbrella and handed them to Xin Baji, "It's almost done, you can bring back the last few strings for everyone to taste." After speaking, Jiang Cheng tore off the thick layer of straw on his umbrella handle and threw it into the trash can beside him.

"Thank you so much." Xin Ba Hao said at the same time as he took the seven strings of candied haws.

"If you can't finish eating, remember to put it in the refrigerator," Jiang Cheng reminded. "Then, I should go back too~"

"Hey? Are you going back now? Why don't you go to the Master's House to sit and drink a cup of rough tea." Xin Baha said quickly.

"Can you? You don't have to work?" Jiang Cheng asked with raised eyebrows.

"It's okay, I haven't had any work at all recently." Shin Baha replied.

"If you really can't do it, you can come to Yoshihara. I often hear Yueyong complaining that she has too much work." Jiang Cheng suggested, "to deal with some entangled men and other work."

"No, let's forget about this kind of work."

"How can young people be picky about work?" Jiang Cheng said and started a long speech, "In many cases, work is not something you like, it's just for survival. It has become a happy thing, then it should be paid to go to work..."

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"Good morning." Xin Baha skillfully greeted Granny Denshi who was sweeping the floor outside the store.

"It's Xinbaha, good morning." Granny Denshi stopped what she was doing, raised her head and said back and forth.

"Good morning, mother-in-law Dengshi." Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, also greeted with a smile.

"Oh, what a rare visitor, early," Granny Dengshi said, looking at Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

"Mother-in-law Dengshi is very early today." Xin Ba Hao said with emotion.

"Can I idle around like you all day?" Granny Dengshi said a little helplessly, "Speaking of which, someone promised me to pay the rent for the last month today, so please remind me of that useless nature. volume."

"Okay, I'm really sorry." Xin Ba Ha was about to scratch his head when he found the candied haws in his hand, "This, please try it."

Xin Ba Ha handed Granny Dengshi two strings of candied haws.

"This, Nani?" As a result, the Dengshi Granny of Bingtanghulu wondered, "It looks like a dumpling,"

"This is a Chinese snack brought by Jiang Chengsang, called [Bingtang Hulu]," Xin Baji explained.

"Soga..." Granny Dengshi just spoke when an unknown creature with cat ears and a green kimono rushed out, grabbed a string of candied haws from Granny Dengshi's hand and ate it.

"That... what is that unidentified creature?" Jiang Cheng asked with a black line on his face while whispering to Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him.

"She, a deity called Catherine, has happened a lot, and now she is working in Granny Denshi's shop," Shinbaha explained.

"I'll never like cat ears in my life..." Jiang Cheng's face was lifeless.

"It does feel disillusioned, I understand..."

…

"Good morning, everyone, Jiang Chengsang is here, huh?" Xin Baha shouted as he pushed open the door, but found that only Sadahalu was sleeping on the sofa in the entire living room.

"Sadaharu, where have everyone gone?" Shinbaha asked in confusion.

Hearing the sound, Sadahalu groaned lazily.

"It's really a bunch of idle guys." Xin Baha sighed helplessly, and looked at Jiang Cheng behind him, "Jiang Chengsang sit down in the living room first, and I'll wake them up." /

"Yes." Jiang Cheng replied casually, then walked to the sofa in the living room and sat down.

Xin Ba Ha first put the candied haws in his hand into the refrigerator, then skillfully walked to the closet next to him and opened the door, "Get up, the sun is drying your ass."

Kagura was still snoring.

Immediately after, Xin Baha walked to the door of Yinshi's room, "Yin-sang, wake up, Jiang Cheng-sang brought your favorite sweets." After speaking, he opened the door.

But after just opening the door and taking a look, Xin Ba Ha was stunned...

Looking at Xin Ba Ha, who was motionless, Jiang Cheng came over curiously, and also glanced at the door, and was instantly stunned.

But it was too late, Jiang Cheng closed the door in an instant.

"What are you two doing?" Kagura asked in his pajamas, yawning and rubbing his eyes.

"Kagura-chan, there's nothing, it's a holiday today." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said with a smile, at the same time he took out a few thousand-dollar bills from his arms and handed them to Xin Baji, "Today you two are on holiday, Play wherever you want."

"Jiang Chengsang, you... don't you want Kagura to touch the dirty adult world?" Xinbaha asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, I will have a good talk with Yinshi, you two can go out for a while." Jiang Cheng whispered.

"I... I understand." Xin Baha said and walked towards Kagura, "God... Kagura, here is the delicious rock candy haws brought by Jiang Chengsang~"

"Ice candied haws? What is that?" Kagura's attention was caught by Shinhachi's words.

"This," said Xin Baha, walking to the refrigerator, opening the door of the refrigerator and taking out the ice-sugar haws just put in, "you can eat it after brushing your teeth..."

But Kagura had already picked up a bunch and ate it, "Eat Aru well..." Kagura said vaguely.

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"Hey, you two, it's really a holiday today," Jiang Cheng leaned in front of Yinshi's room door, smiling at Kagura and Shinbaha who were sitting on the sofa. However, Jiang Cheng's hand was behind his back and firmly locked the door of the room.

"Ah, I ate a bad hawthorn..." Kagura suddenly said.

"It's good to spit it out. Every bunch of rock candied haws may eat bad hawthorn. After all, you can't tell from the outside." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

"That's right, it's just like the hearts of some adults. It may look harmless to humans and animals, but inside there may be an incredible adult world hidden inside." Shin Baha took over.

"Aru, who I can understand at this level, don't underestimate me." Kagura picked up the remaining two bunches of candied haws, and said while eating~IndoMTL.com~ I'm not talking about this now At that time, it was really a day off, you can play anywhere you want. "Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and at the same time gestured to Xin Ba Haw frantically with his eyes.

"Yes, today you can go to the place where Kagura wants to go, the amusement park or anything." Shinbaha said quickly and knowingly.

"Really, Aru?!" Kagura exclaimed in surprise.

"Really, go out quickly, have a good time today~" Jiang Cheng said and waved to Kagura.

…

Finally, after Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Hao's double surprise... persuasion, Kagura finally jumped excitedly, washed and changed into clothes, and excitedly dragged Sadahalu to the door.

"Hey, is it really okay for you to be alone? Faced with that situation?" Shin Baha asked in a low voice.

"Absolutely no problem!" Jiang Cheng assured, "This matter will definitely be dealt with before you go home! It will be as if nothing happened! Come on!"

"Then, please." Shinpachi said in a low voice, then chasing after Kagura who had already reached the door, "Kagura-chan, wait for me."

However, at this critical moment, Yin Shi woke up in the room, to be precise, was woken up by the fragrance of the sugar-candied haws that had just drifted in.

"This smell..." Instantly, Gintoki opened his eyes, "A new sweetness I've never smelled before! An alluring sweetness! That's...!"

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki realized that he was a little heavy, and then he saw a girl with long lavender hair lying on her body with her eyes closed.

"This is... what's going on!!!"

Ginshi roared, scaring Kagura, who had just walked to the door and was about to open the door to go out...