Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 442: :Both the back or the butt, if you can give it to the other party with confidence…
In the afternoon, Kabukicho Park.
Zongwu held the suction ice he just finished sucking in his mouth, and leaned on the park bench with his face up and bored. On the bench was the knife that Zongwu had unloaded.
Suddenly, Sogo heard the sound of bullets being loaded from the back of his head.
"That little girl... no, no... it should be you, right? The person who instigated that little devil," Zong Wu said without knowing his head, then closed his eyes and sighed helplessly, "Really? , do everyone hate me so much?"
"Ah! Of course I hate it! How dare you put chili sauce to play tricks on me, stinky brat!" Kagura, who pointed at the back of Sogo's head with an umbrella, scolded with blue veins, white eyes and gritted teeth.
After hearing it was Kagura, Sogou instantly became expressionless, then turned his face away and shouted with white eyes, "Why are you! What are you doing?!"
"Because the Master House couldn't make any money, the pocket money that my uncle gave this month has also been used up, so I switched careers to be a killer." After saying that, Kagura took out a pair of sunglasses and put it on, "Raise your hand. Get up and blow your head off if you do anything weird."
"It's you who's weird, right?" Zongwu squinted Doudou's eyes and replied speechlessly, "Go and blow your own head, and you should be able to become a little normal after that."
"Don't speak in such a rude tone, bastard," Kagura poked Sogou's head with the end of his umbrella, reminding me word by word, "Use honorifics for me, do you understand the situation? Huh? Yes? Do I say it to you like a hiragana? Do I need to say it to you like a hiragana so that an idiot like you can understand it?"
"Can you please go back soon?" Zongwu said helplessly, "I don't have time to play with a kid like you."
"Look, as long as you want to do it, you can do it," Kagura praised, "Yo Xi, I will reward you with Want Want Senbei, and give you all the salt that has been licked away and the soft one is not wanting. Want Want Senbei.”
"I really want to cut her off..." Zongwu lowered his head and said to himself, "God, it doesn't matter if I die. In exchange, please kill this stinky woman as well."
After listening, Kagura snorted disdainfully.
"By the way, where's that kid?" Zong Wu chuckled, then said, "Anyway, you guys came to kill me together, right?"
Kagura was stunned for a while, then took back his umbrella and replied disdainfully, "Even if I kill you, it will only stain Wujiang's hands."
"Then what are you doing here?" Zongwu asked casually, "Could it be that you are here to be my bodyguard?"
"Tell me the truth Aru!" Kagura took off his sunglasses and said with a serious face, "I know what else you are hiding, I know you are not a rookie Aru who can't tell the difference between himself and his enemies! What are you hiding, even at the cost of murder? Please speak it out in front of Wujiang!"
Speaking, Kagura raised his umbrella again, "If you don't say anything, I'll blow your head off for Wujiang!"
"Isn't it a rookie who can't tell the difference between himself and the enemy who beheaded at will... Indeed..." Said, Zongwu raised his eyes and glanced in front of him, and continued with a slightly solemn face: "But, if you think that What if the guy who is the companion is the enemy?"
After listening, Kagura was stunned for a while, and then suddenly realized something. He put down his umbrella and raised his head to look not far in front of himself and Sogou.
"In this world, it's better not to know about some things, Miss." Zongwu still maintained his original posture, and continued without raising his head, "So, stop talking about those things in a long-winded way. It's pointless."
Seeing the whole group of ronin who slowly walked over to surround himself and Kagura with malicious expressions and holding knives, Zongwu complained, "Look, it's all because of you. Bury this death."
Looking at the group of ronin in front of him, Kagura suddenly noticed something, and that was—Wujiang standing with a certain ronin...
"Wujiang..." Kagura's eyes widened and he looked at Wujiang in disbelief.
"In such a good weather, are you all happily gathering to take revenge?" Zongwu pouted his lips in disapproval, always looking casual, "It's really spirited, it's like even Kira's mansion can do it. What about the battle to get in, but is your father too lovable, or is it that I am particularly hated?"
(The residence of Kira: The origin is from the Genroku Ako incident in the Edo period. The lord of the Ako domain was ordered to receive the emperor's envoy, but he was fooled by Kira and disrespected. Forty-seven retainers and rogues re-entered Kira's mansion for revenge, and all of them cut their abdomens on the spot. It was later called Japan's three major revenge incidents and was talked about with great interest.)
Looking at Zongwu in front of him, Wujiang just wanted to say something, but suddenly a sword was pressed against his neck.
"Mist River!" Kagura shouted, and couldn't help rushing forward.
"It's better not to move~"
The man who is suspected to be the leader of the Ronin holding a sword against Wujiang's neck is a bit coquettish. He wears a purple fur collar and a shawl. He has long blond hair, ear studs, and red lips at the same time. He raised his eyebrows and reminded with a smirk.
"If you don't want to take your daughter's life after your father... right? Murderer, Mr. Sogo Okita?"
Looking at the man in front of him, Zongwu couldn't help but think of the scene that night - in the hotel where the corpses were everywhere and the blood was like hell, the only people who survived were himself and the mountain that were covered in blood. ...
Holding a blood-stained blade, Sogo looked at Rokko Zongchun, who was lying in a pool of blood in front of him, and reminded blankly, "Kamiyama, listen. Forget everything you've seen now, Rokkoya. The boss was already dead here when we found out. He was involved in the chaos and was killed by the fierce blades of the rogues."
But Zongwu and Shenshan didn't notice. Behind the sliding door on the side, there was a survivor who managed to hold his breath and secretly listened to escape from his own knife...
……
On the other side, Kamiyama, who was investigating and collecting evidence alone in the streets and alleys of Edo, was also stopped.
"Please stop." Yue Yong leaned at the entrance of the alley, holding the cigarette stick lightly with one hand, the other hand reaching out of the alley, and the Kunwu in his hand stopped just ten centimeters in front of Shenshan's neck.
Kamiyama also stopped and asked indifferently, "Who is it?"
"Kamiyama, the survivor of the Hexagon Incident, right?" Yueyong stepped out of the alley while taking back his kunai, turned around and looked at the mountain in front of him.
"You...you are!" Kamiyama was stunned for a while, then showed a look of doubt, "Who?"
"Wait a second, both of you calm down a bit." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the alley, and then he walked out casually.
"You are the boss of Yoshihara in the mouth of the captain..." Kamiyama recognized Jiang Cheng at a glance, and then bowed, "First time! I'm the first team member of the Zhenxuan Group, Kamiyama! Here I am! Thank you for taking care of Captain all the time!"
"It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and smiled disapprovingly, then he went to Shenshan's side and grabbed Shenshan's shoulders. Oh, it's a secret investigation conducted by one person who doesn't want to be known by others, right?"
"Why would you know?"
"Don't worry about this kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I have already fooled you well with the Zhenxuan Group, you must know that when you first stepped out of the Zhenxuan Group, you were caught by your family. The mayonnaise deputy chief, the virginity inspector, and the orangutan are looking after them, but don't worry, I've already handled them for you."
"Really?! Did the Deputy Chief, Inspector Yamazaki and Director Kondo notice?!" Kamiyama said in surprise.
"Ah, but it's alright, I'll help you settle it all." Jiang Cheng turned on his phone and rummaged through something while saying casually, "The mayonnaise deputy chief is soaking in the mayonnaise hot spring in Yoshihara, and the orangutan has also been released to life. The virgin forest is gone, as for the virginity who has no sense of existence, anyway, there is no sense of existence, and there is nothing to do if you leave it alone.”
"Thank you so much!" Kamiyama bowed again.
"As for the reasonable reasons for you and Zongwu to go out, I have already helped you get it," said, Jiang Cheng turned the screen of his mobile phone towards the mountain, "From your immediate superior..."
Kamiyama raised his glasses and looked closer at the reply letter from Mr. Songping on Jiang Cheng's mobile phone: "Songwu and Kamiyama? Yes, you can use whatever you want, and I will tell Kondo and the others. ."
"It's amazing, you can actually talk to Song Pinggong." Shenshan exclaimed.
"Anyway, the matter between the two of you should be completely concealed this time, and you shouldn't even have to write about the inspection afterwards." Jiang Cheng retracted his phone ~IndoMTL.com~ and then gently raised the corner of his mouth, "So in order to repay this Kindness, can you answer a few questions for me? Regarding the Hexagon incident, what did the child hide? What did you guys do in the Hexagon incident?"
"Before that, I really want to know, why do you want to do this for the captain?" Kamiyama raised his glasses and raised his eyebrows at the same time, "Does it mean that you treat the captain... eh?"
Jiang Cheng's face instantly burst into a blue vein, and he continued with a smile, "Hey, if you guess again, it will really kill you. It's just that this woman is interested in that little girl."
"So that's how it is..." Kamiyama breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why did you feel relieved just now?" Realizing what, Jiang Cheng quickly let go of Kamiyama's shoulders and retreated behind Yueyong, saying with a black line, "You... no Right?! You treat Mr. Sogou... eh?!"
"No! I'm just admiring and looking forward to the captain! The captain and the captain are only able to give each other their backs and buttocks!" After saying that, Kamiyama turned around, took off his pants, and rushed his **** towards Jiang Cheng, "Look Has it arrived?! This wound on my **** was left by the captain today! This is the best proof of our relationship!"