Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 435: :Being bald is no longer necessary to be the head teacher!

One morning, Yoshihara.

In Jiang Cheng's room, Zong Wu and Jiang Cheng sat side by side facing the monitor. Their eyes were fixed on the game screen on the monitor, while their fingers were constantly controlling the gamepad.

"Boss, I heard a very interesting rumor when I was drinking with Kondo-san and Uncle Matsudaira yesterday." Sogo said suddenly.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Is that uncle's daughter being entangled by some gangster?"

"No, it's not that kind of trivial matter." Zongwu replied, "By the way, the boss should also know about the war against foreigners ten years ago. Yesterday, the uncle told an incredible secret when he was drunk. What?"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile, "But I'm not interested in that kind of thing. What I'm interested in now is the game in front of me."

"That's such a pity," Sogo stared at the monitor in front of him, and continued unhurriedly: "I thought if it was the boss, I would be very interested. According to Uncle Matsudaira, In the later period of the war against foreigners, there were a few very incredible guys, the mad boy - Katsura Kotaro, the governor of the ghost team - Takasugi Shinsuke, the dragon of Katsura - Sakamoto Tatsuma, and the powerful but mysterious The four Shiroyashas were called the Four Heavenly Kings in the latter stages of the war."

"Hahaha, this kind of nickname sounds like a group of problem children." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"People in the world think so," Zongwu continued, "but yesterday that uncle got drunk and told an incredible secret. Behind the four of them, there was an even more incredible one. Monster... no, it should be a beast. Name, gender, age are all unknown."

"But there is no doubt that that person was a more active guy than the four in the latter part of the war, and he did not change his face in the face of thousands of devas with advanced weapons. I heard that In the war he participated in, all the enemies were annihilated, as if bitten by some terrifying beast, and few corpses were left intact."

"Really? That sounds really scary," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then his pupils shrank, and he hurriedly shouted: "Zongwu-jun, throw a cigarette! Six o'clock! Ten meters away! Left and right! Hurry up!"

"Hey——" After responding, Sou Wu controlled the game character to take out a smoke bomb from his backpack and threw it towards the two of them at six o'clock.

"It's over!"

At the same time as he shouted, Jiang Cheng's hand speed suddenly soared, and the expression on his face became serious. After a while, the game was over.

"Huh~" Jiang Cheng put down the gamepad and said happily, "It's really a good match. Would you like something to drink, Mr. Zongwu?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng got up and walked towards the refrigerator in the corner of the room.

"Coke is enough." Zongwu put down the gamepad, moved his shoulders slightly, and glanced in Jiang Cheng's direction.

……

"Ha--" Jiang Cheng drank half a can of Coke in one breath, and let out a sigh of relief, "It's really good, after the fierce battle, let's have a glass of ice Coke~"

"I'm talking about the boss," Zongwu put down the Coke in his hand and lay down on the floor with his hands on his back, "Speaking of which, the boss here is really good. It's much better than the real selection group. There is no shortage of women, money, games, and there are not so many disputes. It is a good place to relax.”

"Ahahaha, has Sogo-kun also reached the age to be interested in women?"

"I've always been interested, but do men who are not interested in women really exist in this world?" Zongwu asked, "Doesn't they exist?"

"It also makes sense." Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand and nodded with the other hand supporting his chin.

"Boss, let's go back to the topic just now." Zongwu stared at the ceiling above his head blankly, and continued, "The uncle said, that guy seems to be able to subvert the entire country by himself. ."

"Really? That's scary."

"If there really is such a guy, I would like to meet too," Zongwu said with a little regret on his face, "I really want to try to compete with that kind of person, but it's okay. , if he is killed, he will be very distressed."

"Indeed, I'll be very distressed too," Jiang Cheng nodded, then raised an index finger, squinted his eyes and smiled and said, "It's rare to meet someone like Zong Wu-Jun who is very compatible. I will be very sad if I die."

Sogo went on to say: "Afterwards, the uncle was drunk by the earthwork and fell on the table, and said vaguely that that person is now in Edo. This is only a very small number of real powers in the upper shogunate. Knowing the secret, the man they feared is now somewhere in Edo."

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng directly covered his chest with both hands and said in horror.

"Ah, it seems to be true, hey" said, Zongwu suddenly sat up, "However, this morning, the uncle suddenly ran to the village of the Zhenxuan group and said that yesterday was just after drinking too much. It’s just a drunken talk, and I also emphasized that the Shinsengumi should not do such stupid things that have no results at all. However, if this is the case, it is too strange, that uncle would never do such a behavior.”

Speaking, Zongwu held up his hands, and then analyzed: "Suddenly, he invited us to drink in the way of rewarding his subordinates, and he was very drunk. After he was drunk, he said something like that, but the next day he slammed it. Denial. Is he… trying to remind us of something?"

Songwu raised his head and looked straight into Jiang Cheng's eyes, "What do you want to remind us of that person is by our side, that guy who is more dangerous than Takasugi and Gui is by our side and let us Beware...or do you want us to get some answers from that person for him?"

"Now that I think about it, no matter how I look at it, the latter is more feasible. After all, if it is a guy with power like that, the Shinsengumi will not be able to withstand such a guy no matter how careful we are. Be serious? So, the biggest problem now is to figure out what the uncle wants us to ask for him. Is that so? Boss..."

"Hey? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look, and then praised: "As expected of Mr. Zongwu, his head is really smart. If it was me, it would probably be after drinking. I forgot all about it."

"Boss..."

"Master Zongwu," Jiang Cheng interrupted Zongwu's words, and then slowly got up and came to the window, looking at the guests and girls coming and going on the street below with a gentle face, "What do you think? How is this country? Or if Sogo-kun is that person, with the power to subvert this country, what will he do and think?"

Zongwu pointed to the ceiling and answered without hesitation: "Kill all the people above who point fingers at this country."

"What's the truth?"

"Kill Hijikata to become the deputy head of the Shinsengumi." Zongwu answered honestly.

"It does seem to be the style of Mr. Zongwu," Jiang Cheng smiled, "Maybe that person thinks the same way, maybe he just wants to live an ordinary life, so I think, Mr. Zongwu Don't panic everyone in the Kazushima group. That person probably won't do anything."

"That's it..." After saying this, Zongwu stood up against the floor, then turned around and walked towards the door slowly, and when he reached the door, he stopped and waved his hand without looking back, " Then I'll go first, boss, if the earthwork finds out about skipping a morning shift, it will be chattering again."

"That, Mr. Zongwu," Jiang Cheng pointed at the back of Zongwu's head and couldn't help but reminded, "That... Before that, I think you should rest for a few days, maybe it's because you haven't rested recently. For good reason, your hair..."

"Hair? What's wrong with my hair?" Zongwu turned his head and stretched out his hand to touch his head, "It's normal, what's wrong?"

"No, that situation is really not normal," Jiang Cheng thought of the almost bald back of Zongwu's head, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, "already almost... bald..."

"Bald? How is it possible, at my age..."

Before he finished speaking, Zongwu saw a large amount of hair in his hand, and his whole body suddenly felt bad.

"Well, if you can, you can touch the back of your head again..." Jiang Cheng tentatively suggested, and then pointed to where Zong Wu was sitting, "Actually, your hair has been falling out since you entered the door. , but... I thought that Sogo-kun might know it, so I didn't say it..."

Listen~IndoMTL.com~ Zongwu turned his head expressionlessly and looked at the place where he was sitting. At the same time, he reached out and touched the back of his head. After a pile of chestnut hair on the ground and feeling that only a few sparse hairs were left on the back of his head, Zongwu rolled his eyes and fell directly to the ground.

"Zongwu-jun--!"

……

"That, Mr. Zongwu, in fact, no one would have thought of such a thing," Jiang Cheng comforted Zongwu, who looked at Zongwu, who was curled up in a ball with his legs in front of him, and whose whole body was surrounded by shadows, "but! Maybe! Come a little early, you have to stand up and accept it! After all, a large number of people will be bald after a certain age! That's right! In a sense, being bald is also a necessary stage in human life! Life is incomplete without baldness! Basically, no one who is a class leader can escape the fate of thinning hair before the age of 40! So cheer up! Be 18 when you are in class It's already amazing! It's the first time I've seen it!"

"Boss...becoming bald is not necessary to be the head teacher at all," Zongwu retorted weakly, "balding is never a necessary experience in life."