Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 41: :A Miao: The real name of this work is Miaohun, remember it for me…
"Hey, haven't you stopped the car yet? I'm really dying..." At this time, Yin Shi slowly turned his head and said, but Jiang Cheng was nowhere to be seen.
Yin Shi looked into the distance, only to see the familiar car, Yin Shi got up in an instant and rushed over at a sprint speed of 100 meters, "What a joke!"
"Master driver, give them a speed that they can't catch up with and can't get rid of, and let them run to the beach." Jiang Cheng glanced behind and said at the same time. And also poured himself a glass of ice.
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"Yeah, I really can't do it, I feel like I'm going to die..." Yin Shi really felt bad for lying on the beach, "I feel like I ran at least 100 kilometers..."
"Hey, at most one kilometer, your rounding is too much!" Jiang Cheng roared.
At this time, Yue Yong and the others also walked towards Jiang Cheng.
"It looks like there are really monsters, ah, I'm really excited to think about it." Qingta's face was full of excitement, but Xin Ba Hao on the side was not so excited.
"Yin Sang, the high bounty offers are all lies." Xin Ba Haw said to Yin Shi hesitantly.
Then everyone heard a broken sound.
"This is the crit Aru in RPGgame, remember it clearly." Kagura extended a finger and explained to Harita, who was beside him.
"Actually, the uncle who bought fried noodles over there was joking. That uncle didn't expect anyone to come..." Xin Ba Hao said again.
"Huh?" Yin Shi stood up, but his head was still lowered, and he slowly walked towards the fried noodle stall not far away, but everyone could feel the inexplicable arrogance burning on him.
Jiang Cheng also followed.
"Hey, why are you making that kind of joke?" Yinshi lowered his head and said, then raised his head, "A creature like a man, even when joking, has to bet his life! I told myself that Be responsible for every word and deed!"
The boss with yellow hair and dark glasses couldn't help swallowing his saliva and said with a miserable smile, "That...that little girl has already eaten 30 servings of fried noodles, this is sea cucumber fried noodles! It's very expensive! "
"Ah, really." Jiang Cheng squatted down and sniffed the fried noodles on the iron plate, "It really smells like the sea, it stinks to death."
Yin Shi finally couldn't help it, raised his hand and pressed the shop owner's head on the iron plate, and the iron plate made a sound of [Zizzizi] instantly.
"Wait, calm down!" The shop owner said quickly, "I'm out of money! But I'll give you something of equal value!"
"Oh, let's take a look first."
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On the beach, Jiang Cheng stuck his umbrella on the ground, lying under the umbrella without moving.
There is also a big umbrella on the side, and under that are a group of women and children (Sun Rin, Yueyong, Kagura, A Miao, and Harita.)
Sadahalu, who was beside him, was digging a hole in the sand, and it seemed that he could dig through the earth before the end of the novel.
Gintoki, Shinhachi, and Hasegawa were wearing the so-called collector's edition t-shirts (white t-shirts that read beach [beach] samurai) and sat side by side without saying a word. on the beach.
"This sympathy is really good, Yinsang." Shin Baha lowered his head and said.
"Yeah, if my mother accidentally wears this thing during adolescence, it might cause domestic violence!" Yin Shi lowered his head and replied.
"That t-shirt, but it's a rare item that can only be worn by the employees in my store and not sold to the public!" the stubborn fried noodle boss who was tied beside shouted, "Put on that dress, you guys. They are also the pride of the sea! So, let me go! The pride of the sea will not do such a thing!" The shop owner shouted while the carp was on the ground.
But the three people on the side didn't seem to hear it at all.
"Yin Sang, what should I do next?" Shin Baha asked in a low voice.
"This..."
Ginshi was about to speak when Hasegawa interrupted, "That's the only way to do it."
"What are you doing?" Yin Shi replied.
"On an empty beach, a monster and three beach warriors, we don't protect the sea, who else can protect it?" Hasegawa looked at the sea and sighed, "What frustrating things have you encountered? How do we restore our mood? Human beings, ah, can be roughly divided into two types according to the method of reinvigorating.”
Saying that, Hasegawa took a breath, "One is to look at things that are more humble than yourself, and look for the bottom to find self-comfort. The other is to look at things greater than yourself, ruthlessly Kicked myself to wake up my lack of tolerance. I belong to the latter. In the past, when I encountered unhappy things, I would always run to the beach. In order to see my insignificance, by the way, my wife Xiaochu and I met at the beach. , understand? The sea is my textbook and my teacher.”
Having said that, Hasegawa stood up and continued facing the sea: "No matter who you are, there will be one or two things that you hold in your heart. Even if you keep changing jobs, my heart will always be here. The so-called work, It's just to feed myself like this, it's definitely not a matter of worshipping gold and defeating vulgarity! This is my vocation! Do you understand? You two..."
It was Hasegawa who turned his head, but it was only at this time that he realized that Gintoki and Shinbaha had already run under Jiang Cheng's umbrella, and the three were fighting for the shadow under Jiang Cheng's umbrella.
"Hey! Do you have to squeeze the big umbrella next to me?! You two are weak!" Jiang Cheng pushed the two of them hard.
"Hey, did you listen to me?" Hasegawa shouted.
"Don't worry, madao, readers must have seen it, we don't care!" Yin Shi shouted while pushing Jiang Cheng.
"Well, thanks to you, I don't know how many words the author of the street is stunned, and those who are secretly happy don't know what to say. I originally wanted to end in two chapters, but it seems that I have to write three chapters. , the author must be thanking your whole family now." Jiang Cheng also shouted.
"Yin Sang, Xin Jiang," A Miao and Kagura came over at this time, "I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street. As long as I defeat that alien monster, I will get some reward."
"Really, big sister?!" Shin Baha immediately stood up.
"Hmm."
"Then you should get your spirits up again!" Yin Shi also stood up and lifted Jiang Cheng up.
"Hey, it doesn't seem like I have anything to do with me." Jiang Cheng said, staring at Yin Shi.
"What do you say! All life evolved from the ocean! Your mother is suffering, shouldn't you, a son, come forward!" Ginto retorted.
"My mother is the sea with An Xing, not the sea of the earth." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.
"The reader basically won't remember this kind of setting, don't worry!" Gintoki replied.
"Hey! What kind of person do you take your readers to be!" Xin Baha roared, smiling at the camera, "I'm sorry readers, there is something wrong with this naturally curly silver hair head."
"It's just such a big lens, you take it all by yourself, what do you want to do?!" Yin Shi said unhappily, "It's just a pair of glasses for complaining! It's just glasses for complaining!"
"Go away! You two! The camera is mine! I'm the protagonist!" Jiang Cheng directly kicked the two out of the camera.
"Just right! Then let's have a showdown! Decide who is the protagonist of this novel!" Yin Shi got up and said with a chuckle.
"Compete! Who is afraid of you!" Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.
"Hey, that's enough for all of you!" In an instant, A Miao pulled out a box out of nowhere and threw three pieces of indescribable dark matter exuding a black aura. At the same time, she hit Jiang Cheng, silver Time and the new eight chirps.
The three instantly fell to the ground and played gg...
"Actually, the full name of this novel is "Maybe this fake Gintama, the real name is Miaohun!" A Miao said with a smile to the camera.
Street Fighter: Hello! Don't tamper with the name of the work casually!
A Miao: "Huh? Do you have any comments?"
Street Fight Author: Private Marseille!
Voiceover: Sure enough, the wicked need the wicked to grind.
A Miao: "What did you say?"
Voiceover: Private Marseille!
"Now is not the time to talk about this, okay!" Shin Baha stood up and shouted.
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"I said ah~IndoMTL.com~ how did it become like this?!"
The owner of fried noodles was tied to a cross and inserted into the sea as bait...
"Uncle, have I done anything bad?! Uncle, I'm just cooking noodles! Let go of uncle, my feet will be soaked!" The owner of the fried noodles shouted loudly.
But it didn't have any effect. Everyone on the beach had no idea of saving people.
"Chingta, that's not right, you need to apply it evenly." Yueyong, who was wearing a swimsuit, poured a whole bucket of lubricating oil onto Chingta's body.
"Did you really bring lube?! What kind of posture do you want him to learn! This is not that kind of shop!" Jiang Cheng spit out, then looked at the smiling sun wheel, " Don't you care about your mother?!"
"Is it just smearing [beep-] there?" Yue Yong murmured.
"It's just swimming! You don't need to paint anything!" Jiang Cheng roared, then sighed, "Qingta, come here, I'll teach you how to swim."
"Really?!" Qingta said in surprise.
"Yeah." After Jiang Cheng answered, he directly lifted up Qingta, who was wearing shorts, "The density of seawater is much higher than that in a swimming pool, so it is easy to learn." After speaking, Jiang Cheng made a projected pose, "Go! Harita!"
After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng threw Qingta into the sea.
"Hey! It's going to kill people!" Xin Ba Hao on the side was in a bad mood.
"What are you talking about, Mr. Xinbachi," Jiang Cheng waved his hands indifferently, "It's like this for boys to learn to swim. When I was a child, I learned to swim by being thrown into the sea like this. What is learned is more secure than what is taught by others.”
Looking at Harita who was struggling, Shinbaha hurriedly jumped into the sea...