Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 406: :Let children lose their sense of adventure and curiosity is the greatest sin!
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"What you said is totally different!!" Shin Baha shouted loudly.
"So didn't you just say it all?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and continued disapprovingly: "It's good to be a person who can eat fried pork chops at any time, and you must be content and happy, Xin Bazhu-kun. !”
"Is my youth too miserable, is there only fried pork chops from start to finish?" Xin Baha spit out expressionlessly.
After listening, Jiang Changchang sighed and then said slowly: "Of course I know about the convenience of traveling with something like that, but ah, what do you need your legs for? Why do you think humans need He has two legs? Why did he learn to walk since he was a child?"
"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang..."
"Yeah! It's all about getting tonkatsu from all over the world!"
"Pfft!" Xin Ba Hao sprayed out directly, and then loudly defended without hesitation: "No! It's not like that at all! Why is it for fried pork chops?! I thought you were going to say that you wanted to go. The place where you have to use your own strength to reach it!"
"Actually, the meaning is almost the same." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"It's totally different!"
"In short, rely on your own efforts to go where you want to go." Jiang Cheng held up his hands, and at the same time showed a serious face, "The scenery you want to see, the people you want to see, and the fried food you want to eat. Pork chops are good, if you don’t get something with your own efforts, it has no meaning at all, this is the real meaning of life!”
Speaking, Jiang Cheng sneered, "Props? That kind of thing is useless, it has no effect other than making you a waste! Remember it for me!"
"Well, that's right, that's it." [Beep—] Sang nodded in agreement, "I think so too."
"Well, although it may be a bit rude to say this, but..." Xin Baha squinted Doudou's eyes and continued with a look of contempt, "Jiang Chengsang, after so many times, I have developed immunity to your cheating. I can't fool me anymore."
"Have you seen it?" Jiang Cheng whispered beside [beep-] Sang's ear, while his eyes glanced in the direction of Xin Baji from time to time, "This kind of child really needs to stay by his side to accompany him. Does he grow up and help him? He even treats the education of adults as a fool, this kind of child generally has no future, I think you should go back quickly."
"That..." [Beep——] After Sang glanced at Xin Ba Ha, he leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and complained in a low voice, "No way, this is a dead order, if you go back, you will definitely be punished. It was destroyed because of the problem of unfinished performance. In fact, I really want to go back, but there is no way. I am also very distressed.”
"Hey! Is that so?" Jiang Cheng added in surprise, with a touch of sympathy on his face, "You are too pitiful, to be forcibly assigned such a perverted task..."
"Hey, can you two be whispered so that I won't hear you?" Xin Baha narrowed his eyes, the blue veins on his face were still beating, "Why do you have to let me hear you when you whisper? On purpose? You guys? Two absolutely intentional, right?"
"Ahem, don't complain anyway," Jiang Cheng sat up again, folded his hands and cleared his throat, and continued with a serious face: "In the end, it's because you don't understand the horror of desire, Mr. New Baji. That is an existence that can devour all the good qualities of a person, take the little devil's handicraft in your hand... Randomly speaking, if you want someone else to satisfy you, have you ever thought about the consequences for you in the future?"
"The consequences?" Xinba was puzzled. "But you just wanted to talk about the handicraft work of the kid, right? Even you can see that this is the work of the kid's handicraft class, right?"
"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng said sharply, "The important thing is that the desire you don't understand is terrible! How many people from ancient times to the present have fallen into the mud and couldn't extricate themselves because of their inflated desires, and eventually committed crimes. the way. You should know that too?!"
"Basically, 99% of criminals commit unforgivable mistakes because of their own desires! Do you really understand? Do you really understand the serious consequences of the expansion of human desires? ?! If you are satisfied once, you will want to be satisfied a thousand times!"
"If you are really satisfied every time, your outcome is already doomed! New Bazhu-kun!" Jiang Cheng raised his head with a solemn look on his face. A waste who can't do anything with his own power, or is a monster swallowed by desire! Do you care about the serious consequences?! Stupid!"
"Actually...it's actually that serious..." Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng and muttered in disbelief.
"So, I don't need this kind of thing at all. I can do what I want to cook with my own efforts!" Jiang Cheng stood up, walked slowly to Xin Ba Ha, and stretched out his hand. The random window in Xin Ba Haw's hand was taken over.
"I see! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha shouted with a moved face.
"Yo Xi, the handwork of Haruta, who was asked by Hiron, has now been done." Jiang Cheng's face showed a bit of happiness, "In this way, the new game can also be satisfied. Great, great~"
"You are the monster devoured by desire, right!" Xin Ba Ha, who had blue veins on his face instantly, threw an uppercut and punched Jiang Cheng to the ceiling.
Boom! !
"You're the one who's referring to you as well! You **** OTAKU!" Xin Baha stood up and pointed at Jiang Cheng who was hanging on the ceiling, cursing.
[Beep——]Sang:......
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"Anyway, this can only be used for lighting." Xin Ba Haw, who was seated again, picked up the flashlight on the table, pushed up his glasses and continued with a look of contempt.
Speaking of which, Xin Baji pointed the flashlight at himself, turned on the switch expressionlessly, and a pale yellow light instantly hit Xin Baji's face... Indeed, it can only be used for lighting.
After nearly ten seconds of silence, Shin Baha turned off the flashlight with a blank expression.
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!" [Beep——] Sang hurriedly defended: "This is really impossible!"
Xinbaha raised his eyes and glanced at [Beep——]Sang with contempt.
"Really, listen to me, listen to me," [beep-] Sang continued with a smirk on his face: "Actually, that one has just been made, it is a trial work, and I will give you the finished product in the future. Just be patient with that for now."
"Forget it, it can still be used for lighting anyway." Shin Baha looked at the flashlight in his hand and said expressionlessly.
"Right, right? It's very easy to use, super easy to use!" [Beep——] Sang pretended to exaggerate, then with a wicked smile on his face, he winked and said, "Think about it, if little brother You went to buy Discord books at night and accidentally dropped the money under the vending machine..."
"...After that, little brother, you used this flashlight to find the money under the vending machine and successfully bought the book!"
"Please don't make people think so much, okay!" Xin Baha struggled to complain, then sighed and put the flashlight back on the table and leaned on the sofa, "I'm still looking forward to it. I'm really stupid~"
“What are you talking about?!” [Beep—] Sang, who felt underestimated, instantly picked up the last item on the table—Bamboo Wings, and retorted loudly: “This, this is true It's amazing! This is the real thing! Wear it on your head and you can fly in the sky!"
Xin Ba Hao squinted her eyes with a look of contempt: "Really? It can fly in the sky, isn't it the only thing that can fly?"
"No no! This is true! It can really make people fly!"
After listening, Xin Baji reluctantly took the bamboo wings in Sang's hand and stood up, "This, just wear it on your head, right?"
"Hmm." [Beep——] Sang nodded in response.
Although I still don't believe it, Xin Baha still stuck the bamboo wings on his head. Then, the propeller at the front of this simple airplane model began to rotate slowly, and the speed of rotation continued to increase... …
"However, that..."
[Beep——] Sang just wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Xin Baji's scream.
"Ahhh!"
Driven by the bamboo wings that can only fly back, forth, left, and right at extreme speeds, the new Baji continuously slams against the walls of the Master House...
……
"I said..." Xin Ba Ha, who was hit with a bruised nose and a swollen face, sat back on the sofa, pointed to the bamboo wings that had been knocked to pieces on the table, and continued: "In addition to this type of slippery air, there are also No helicopters?"
"Ah, yes, I brought it here." [Beep——] Sang nodded, and then searched again in the mosaic of his abdomen...
……
In short, Xin Baha, who was tortured by the helicopter-shaped bamboo wings that could only turn his body once again, sat down again, wearing a neck and cervical vertebrae braces with a speechless expression on his face.
"Well, I told you not to rely too much on props." Jiang Cheng, who had already pulled his head out from the ceiling at some point, sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and his arms crossed.
"Yes, little brother, have you learned to be good now?" [Beep-] Sang took the call.
"Then tell me more specifically, what can you do for me?" Xin Ba Hao asked with a look of contempt.
"Little brother, you can't rely too much on others," [Beep——] Sang slightly dignified his face and said slowly, "If you only rely on props or me, your future will not change, little one. Brother, I'm basically just staying by your side. Well, I mean, sometimes I might take out props or listen to your complaints, but basically I don't plan to do anything for you."
"Listen, if children's curiosity and sense of adventure disappear, it's because of those "dragons that can bring the dead back to life by collecting seven beads", "cat-shaped cats that can take out anything if they ask for help" robot" or something like that. "
"Hey... doesn't this completely deny your own existence?" Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his mouth and complained speechlessly.
"I'm not a cat... that's not the problem!" [Beep—] Sang shook his head quickly and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and continued: "As this person said, it's better than using props. It's easier to do it, and it's better to do it with your own strength! And, you should have noticed, right? You don't want convenient items at all, but more hope that the robot will stay by your side!"
"It's not a relative, a brother, or a pet, but it's a more cordial existence than a friend! Bad things, shameful things, anything can be accepted, such an existence is more important! Is there? Yes Brother, is there such a person?"
At the same time as listening to this, Shin Baha thought of two natural curly and ball-headed girls who would only insidiously laugh at him, and glanced at the other side who was already drowsy because of [beep——] Sancha chattering endlessly. Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly felt lost and lowered his head heavily.
"No? But don't worry! You and I are friends from now on." [Beep——] Sang said softly, "Right?"
Hearing this, Xin Baji raised his head again~IndoMTL.com~ eyes were full of emotion, and he replied softly: "Hi."
Afterwards, Shin Baha and [Beep——] Sang reached out and shook hands at the same time.
"Please give me more advice in the future, Connor." [Beep-] Sang said with a chuckle.
"Connor?" Shin Baha looked puzzled.
"Huh?" [Beep——] Sang withdrew his hand, scratched his head and stretched out his finger to Shin Baha with a refreshing smile and shouted: "Connor!"
"Connor?" Shin Baha pointed at himself suspiciously, and then glanced around him suspiciously.
"Your name is... Connor Shinpachi, right?"
"It's Shimura Shinpachi..." Shinpachi replied expressionlessly.
After a few seconds, [beep——] Sang slowly got up, passed over Jiang Cheng who was already asleep, walked towards the desk with a blank expression, opened the drawer and got in...
Just when [beep——] Sang was about to close the drawer, he looked at Xin Ba Hao and left a sentence: "Sorry, I got the wrong person..."
As soon as he finished speaking, [Beep——]Sang closed the drawer, leaving only Xin Baji who was in the shadows...
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