Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 402: :Take a proper rest after the end of the long story!
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One day, Yoshihara.
Qingtai pushed Jiang Cheng's door open and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor lazily, watching TV boredly, and instantly became angry.
Then, Qingtai stepped forward angrily, picked up the remote control skillfully and turned off the TV in front of Jiang Cheng, then turned to face Jiang Cheng and reminded loudly:
"Hey! Brother Jiang Cheng! The broadcast has already started! Can you also pay attention to the time? Every time the production team sends me to urge you, I'm also very distressed! , but it's not what I want at all!"
"I'm sorry, Qingtai," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, holding his forehead, showing a bit of pain on his face, and said weakly: "My head hurts so much, let's forget about today's broadcast, maybe this is the end of one. Long aftermath."
"Is that a sequelae?!"
"Isn't it common?" Jiang Cheng explained solemnly: "It's like traveling, you feel tired after a long ride on the train. This kind of situation is similar to that."
"The ghosts believe it!" Qingta retorted loudly, "You obviously played games all night yesterday! Dark circles so heavy are obviously the sequelae after playing games all night! There is nothing to do with long-distance travel. Relationship!"
"So, the kid can't understand it," Jiang Cheng said leisurely, "only the kid can stay excited all the way on a long-distance train, but adults can't. Get off the train. At that moment, it was as if I had just run a marathon, I was exhausted, both physically and mentally. But it was super hard, marathon.”
"It's all about the marathon at the end! Cheer me up!"
“Isn’t the so-called life just a marathon?” Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically, “So it doesn’t matter when you’re tired and take a chapter or two breaks. No, it doesn’t matter if you take a long break. .”
"You are the only one who will stop and rest in the marathon of life..." Qingta twitched the corners of her eyes, the blue veins on her face jumping.
"So, everyone in front of the screen, today's "Maybe This Fake Gintama" is over because the author's unit held a ten-kilometer marathon rally today, so it's over now, bye bye." Jiang Cheng lazily He stretched out his hand and waved it, and said without looking back.
"There's really a marathon!" Harita felt bad, "But after all, it has nothing to do with you! What does that orangutan have to do with participating in the marathon! And the broadcast has just begun. Okay! How should this situation end?! The number of words is far from enough!"
"It's alright, it's alright. For the rest of the time, just use the diary you wrote in the long story you just finished to make a fool of yourself." Jiang Cheng said indifferently.
"It's impossible to say anything this time!" Qingta raised her head and folded her hands and snorted, "This time I've burned all my diaries! The one that leaves no ash! "
"Well, then you can only read today's news," Jiang Cheng picked up today's dated Oedo Shimbun from the side, glanced at it, and then handed it to Qing Tai, holding his forehead at the same time, he said, "No! When I see so many words, my head hurts. Come and read it."
"Hey—!! This kind of fooling is too much!" Harita yelled with her blue veins bursting.
"Isn't it?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.
"No!" Qing Tai replied loudly.
"Then, there's nothing we can do, that's it for today." After speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched his waist and lay down on the floor again, "The director, the supervisor, and all the readers in front of the screen. , good night...ZZZ"
"Hey!! Give up completely?!"
Harita crouched down and stretched out her hands and started shaking Jiang Cheng violently.
"Wake up, if this is the case, am I the only one left? I can't handle it! At least make it through the little bit of time left! Brother Jiang Cheng! Go to sleep again, Jiang Cheng!"
"It's so annoying, kid," Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, yawned, and continued impatiently, "This kind of thing doesn't matter at all. Compared with animation without pictures, what is a novel? Are you still not clear? Novels are originally things that need to be read with imagination, three thousand words? Five thousand words? It doesn't matter, just write two names and a place, and the rest of the story is left to the readers themselves Just imagine!"
After speaking, Jiang Cheng gave the camera a thumbs up and continued: "I believe in you, come on!"
"Hey! It's not like that at all! Although it does require a little imagination, what you said is nothing but imagination!" Harita shouted, "Every reader's imagination will be completely Different!"
"Have you never heard of it? There are a thousand Hamlets in one person's heart! Qingta!" Jiang Cheng said fiercely, "In other words, there are one thousand copies of "Maybe This Fake Gintama" in one thousand people's hearts. If you think about it this way, we have a thousand readers!"
"Why did the topic go there! Besides, we don't have a thousand readers at all! Don't deceive yourself, Jiang Cheng!"
"I know, I know, so let's use the old one in the end." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued.
"The one from the past?" Qingta suddenly thought of something, crossed her hands in front of her chest and made a big slap, and at the same time showed a look of contempt, and then said: "No! My diary is not good! And just now As I said, I have already burned them all!"
"It's not that," Jiang Cheng sighed, "you know what's inside even if you don't read it, and it's not new to readers at all. So, you don't need it today."
"Hey? Isn't it? What's that for?" Ching Tai wondered.
"It's good to have a good look."
——Dedicated dividing line for small theater——
"Team Z for the third year, Yinba (crossed out) Teacher Jiang Cheng! 》
Gintama High School.
Although it looks strange, but in fact it is such a school name, then there is no way. And there must be schools in this world with more perverted school names than this one.
3 Year Z Group.
This Z is not Zetto, but Zui~. Why? Because it sounds more handsome to say it this way, I don't know if the founder or the principal said it, but it's not clear if it really said it. Although there is no real evidence, anyway, this Z is read like this.
Is it really a school with that many students if someone proposes? If you ask questions like that, let's just pretend that because the person in charge is away now, I can't respond.
Although today was Jiang Cheng's first day to work at this school, he did not show any nervousness.
Wearing a gray coat and a white shirt, but not wearing a tie, and the buttons on the collar were not buttoned up, Jiang Cheng, who looked very casual, stood in front of the classroom of Group Z in the third year. He raised his eyes slightly and glanced at the house number on the classroom.
Then with the bell of the class, he pushed open the classroom door and walked in.
"Class is over, you guys." Jiang Cheng came to the podium, glanced at the students in the classroom with drooping eyes, and reminded him.
A group of students sat down in a hurry. Although they were puzzled, no one made a sound.
"Turn to the fifty-third page of the textbook, today we will talk about..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a boy with glasses and a student uniform raising his hand.
"That... who are you? Are you the teacher of the school?" Shinhachi stood up and asked, "Did you go to the wrong classroom? This class is Mr. Yinpachi's class. "
"Huh..." Jiang Cheng put down his textbook, then scratched his hair irritably, and muttered in a low voice, "Can't you just pretend that you don't know? It's really troublesome, self-introduction or something, it's really super troublesome. , I really don't want to do it..."
"Huh?" All the students present uttered a puzzled sound.
"No way, anyway, let's briefly introduce myself," Jiang Cheng turned around and picked up the chalk to write the word [Jiang Cheng] on the blackboard, then turned his head again and said: "Your teacher Yinba, the **** exploded due to a seizure of diabetes yesterday, and the notice I received seems to be about half a year of training."
"Your school spent a lot of money to invite me from the Yetu High School next door to replace the teacher Yinpachi who had an **** explosion as your class teacher for a while. My name is on the blackboard, and I will be called Teacher Jiang Cheng from now on. That's it, do you understand?"
"Hi! Teacher Jiang Cheng!" ×n
"Then start the class again now, because I've just talked so much, I'm really tired, let's study the rest of the time." Jiang Cheng picked up an office chair from the side and put it in front of the podium and sat down. He came down, lay on the podium, waved his hand and said, "In short, there are no other requirements, but if you wake me up, the consequences will be very serious, good night...ZZZ"
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who started to sleep soundly in front of the lecture hall, Xin Baha raised his glasses and looked at his sister, A Miao, who was wearing a sailor suit, and whispered, "Sister, this teacher It looks good-natured, but it's too irresponsible, isn't it?"
"Xinjiang, haven't you heard that rumor?" A Miao replied in a low voice, "The most brutal teacher at Yetu High School was woken up by the students while sleeping in class, and he beat up all the students in the school. That teacher in the hospital... seems to be called Jiang Cheng..."
"No way!" Xin Baji raised his glasses and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had begun to babble on the stage, "Is he such a cruel teacher?! What did our school hire? Teacher..."
"And I also heard that the relationship with our school's health teacher, Ms. Yueyong, is unclear..."
As soon as A Miao finished speaking, Jiang Cheng on the stage opened his eyes and said with drooping eyelids, "Hey, didn't you remind me just now? Why is it so noisy?"
"No! Teacher Jiang Cheng," Zongwu raised his hand, and then pointed to Kagura with thick glasses, "It was the sound of Kagura, an international student, secretly eating a bento, and he was holding The sausages show off to me."
"Teacher, this is not a bento," Kagura said vaguely while eating ~IndoMTL.com~ In our country, I used to eat popcorn while taking classes. "
"Kagura, copy down a hundred times before school and hand in the nutrition chart your mother ordered you to go abroad to my office." Jiang Cheng raised his head, glanced lightly at Le, and then stood up , shouted to everyone weakly: "get out of class..."
"No! Uncle!" Kagura quickly stood up and shouted while eating a small sausage.
"Didn't you say it before going out in the morning? Call me teacher at school!" Jiang Cheng reminded, "Two hundred times!"
Kagura sat down again, weeping silently while eating sausages, and at the same time choking indistinctly and saying, "Two hundred times...two hundred times...that kind of thing two hundred times...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Woohoo..."
"Teacher! You haven't stood up yet!" Kondo raised his hand.
"That kind of thing is too troublesome, I don't need it," Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, "you also remember it for me, in my class, I don't need that kind of thing after class, okay? , that's it, goodbye..."
[Okay...so casual...] Except for Kagura, all the students thought to themselves at the same time.
The first episode of "Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng", finished...
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