Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 377: :Man, you will always grow in an instant!
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"What's the matter? Can't you do it soon?" Yin Shi asked rhetorically.
"No... this is too fast..." Yamazaki was still in disbelief, and continued to ask while trotting, "Where's the wounded? Was it just thrown over there?"
"No, he said to catch up as soon as the treatment is over." Ginshi shook his head and replied.
"It's here again," Yamazaki smiled lightly, "Is there any point in delaying time? It won't come back anyway?"
"Ah, here it is." Gintoki stopped and turned to look behind him.
"What?!" Yamazaki was startled, stopped and followed Gintoki's line of sight.
"Hey—! Here and here—!" Gintoki waved and shouted.
At this time, a tall and sturdy figure slowly came to Yin Shi.
"Yeah, that's great, it's not a big deal at all." Yin Shi said happily, and then looked at the person who came and pretended to complain: "After all, you are too fragile, if you don't exercise much No way,"
Speaking, Gintoki looked up at the man and patted the man on the shoulder. "Right? Gao."
Looking at this tall man with a fierce expression and equally strong chest hair and body hair, the clothes of the Simentong Guards were set off by his tall body like a small gown, wearing sunglasses and a red head wrapped around his head. Yamazaki couldn't react to the turban, the man with the flowing blond hair, who was clearly not Japanese, with a bag of French bread in his hand and chewing gum in his mouth.
"Who-!!" Yamazaki pointed at the man and complained frantically, "Who is this person?! Who is this person! Who is this person? This fat foreigner people!"
"Huh? whatdoyousay?" Ginto asked rhetorically, using his Japanese English, with a puzzled look on his face, "Isn't this A-Gao? No matter from which angle, in addition to A-Gao himself, Who can it be? That's true~"
"No! No matter what angle you look at, it's nothing but another person!" Yamazaki quickly corrected, "From all 360-degree angles, there is no place that is not replaced by someone else!"
"Yes, not a substitute." Yin Shi shook his head and explained slowly, "Agao came over immediately after the treatment."
"What kind of treatment is this!" Yamazaki spit out, "It's completely a character reset! Don't make such a low-level mistake of taking the wrong goods! Besides, what is "Agao TAKATIN"? Why only part of the name has become the English part! "
(The Japanese pronunciation of Gao Zai is: takachin, Yinshi changed the second half of his pronunciation into English pronunciation, namely takatin. The difference between A Gao and Gao Zai is written here. In addition, Jiang Cheng called Gao Shan yes The pronunciation is takachi, and the accurate translation should be Xiao Gao or Xiao Gao, but in order to get familiar with it, I have always used Gao Zai before.)
"Wellwell, don't find fault again," Yin Shi came over and patted Yamazaki's shoulder with a squinting smile, and said with relief: "Whatever replaces it, it's completely me. It's completely covered by me, aha. Haha..."
Listening to Gintoki's words, a blue vein burst out on Yamazaki's face, clenching his fists and reminding:
"Don't speak in that half-bucket of spoken English, it's very annoying to hear it!"
"Forget it, try looking back," Yinshi frowned slightly and continued, "Speaking of A-Gao, you will think of the big back like a baguette."
"This is just a baguette in his hand!" Yamazaki pointed at A-Gao and complained frantically, "At least put that baguette on your head! Why are you standing so stupidly?! Why are you just standing there holding a baguette like that?!"
"Well, the treatment is treatment," Gintoki explained, spreading out his hands, "Man, as long as you take off the hat there, you will become one of the adults. You must take off the sun hat. Under the sun, it is this awareness that makes him look like an adult."
"So! What kind of treatment did he receive!" Yamazaki was a little frantic. "What did he do to make him become an adult who wears a jacket as a T-shirt!"
"Ah, because he lost the turtleneck sweater he wore since he was born." Gintoki explained.
"Timeismoney" Agao said after taking a bite of the baguette in his hand.
"Ah, yes." Yinshi nodded, "Now is not the time to do these things, you have to catch up quickly."
"Isn't what he said in English just now?" Yamazaki groaned a little speechlessly, "He didn't plan to imitate it at all, did he? And he's still eating baguettes!"
A-Gao raised an index finger and spoke in stiff Japanese: "10,000 yen for one hour, 20,000 yen for two hours."
Speaking, A Gao pointed to himself, and then said: "In the meantime, I am A Gao, OK?"
"OK, OK," Gintoki replied, then raised three fingers, "Three three-hour baguettes, four four-hour baguettes, huh? OK?"
"Why is the reward after three hours turned into baguettes!" Yamazaki complained, "No matter how you think about it, it won't be OK! Isn't it just 20,000 in the end?!"
As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, a shocking scene appeared. I saw A-Gao came over and shook hands with Yin Shi, and responded loudly:
"OK! French bread!"
"Ok you're tall! Do you like baguette more than money in the end?!" Yamazaki's whole person is not feeling well, "It's obviously unfair, isn't it? He's a fake, right? I'm sorry. , I may inform the contest organizers."
Speaking, Yamazaki turned around, "Everyone is working hard, I can't pretend I haven't seen anything..."
Speaking, Yamazaki started straight away. But... Before Yamazaki could take the first step, Ah Gao pointed the baguette at the back of Yamazaki's head and slammed it hard.
Pounds!
"It hurts!" Yamazaki instantly squatted on the ground with his hands covering the back of his head, tears from the corners of his eyes being forced out by the pain, "French bread is so hard! French bread hurts!"
"Everyone is serious?" Gintoki came to Yamazaki's back, sneered, and then said condescendingly, "Hey, stop joking. Hey - talking about you."
"Huh?" Yamazaki turned his head and let out a puzzled sound.
"Do you need me to tell you why Gao Zai was injured so badly?" Yin Shi frowned and looked at Yamazaki condescendingly, "Huh? Do you need it?"
Beside Gintoki, there is A Gao who is still chewing gum with the same expression.
Looking at this deterrent two people, Yamazaki couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva...
……
On the other side, the host is constantly explaining the pictures sent by the helicopter.
“From the beginning of the preliminaries, the race has been ups and downs. More than two-thirds of the contestants were not allowed to run because of the involvement of the two runaways (Kagura, Kondo) and a rampaging limousine. No waiver."
“The whereabouts of the two first places went wrong and the whereabouts were unknown, and the limousine was stopped by the traffic police. Now, the remaining less than one-third of the runners are passing through. Represents the corner that is only five kilometers away from where Atong Jiang is located.”
"The Temporary Guards, the general selection group, were in the hope of winning, but now they are at the end of the game. To be honest, it shouldn't be possible to make a comeback, right? It's really a pity. There are always two teams with top strength. What a knockout in the qualifiers..."
Suddenly, the host noticed something on the broadcast screen.
"Huh? That...that is! From the opposite side, it stepped over the bodies of the otakus at an astonishing speed and flew towards here, could it be...that is! That is...that is!"
The camera gradually got closer, and the figure of that person gradually appeared. It was the new Ba Haw who was desperately catching up all the way!
"Come on—! The Teramon-dori Guards crawled out of **** for another shock victory! However, I saw a huge distance between the last place and the first place, so I had to chase after this. Large distances are extremely difficult!"
……
Although his whole body was soaked with sweat, and even though he was out of breath, Xin Ba Ha did not slack in the slightest.
【Can't be defeated here! 】 Xin Baha thought to himself, 【How can you lose in such a place? ! ]
"Ahhhhh!!!"
The roaring Xinba Haw once again accelerated, rushing forward like a madman.
"Even so, he refused to admit defeat and accelerated! He caught up with the vanguard in one breath! Gradually surpassed!"
However, just as Xin Baji was about to catch up, a hand suddenly stretched out from the large crowd in front, and a familiar voice sounded at the same time.
"Formation, Xuanwu!" Fourteen's voice sounded.
Afterwards ~IndoMTL.com~ Xin Ba Haw was surprised to find that the loose OTAKUs in front of him actually put their shoulders tightly on each other, forming a row of incomparably sturdy human walls!
"God!!! This... What the **** is going on with this? The people in front suddenly formed a formation, blocking the way of the temple guards! Wall! Like a wall, the huge OTAKU's human wall It made the Simentong personal guards unable to move forward even a single step! What the **** is going on? I can't think of such a unified action in such a mixed team!"
Xin Ba Haw looked at the wall of people in front of him, and couldn't help but think of something, and his eyes widened instantly.
【Could it be...? ! ! ]
I saw a plume of cigarette smoke floating above the front of the human wall, and then Fourteen's voice came again.
"What a sympathetic guy, whether it's the organizer of the conference, the guy in your personal guard, or the idiot team from Yoshihara." Shi Shi pretended to be emotional, "There are 5,000 people participating in this conference. , which is about 1,000+ teams competing for a spot in the Official Fan Club…”