Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 371: :An actor who can’t be on the spot will never be a helicopter pilot…

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"The two of them didn't listen to anyone at all." Yin Shi pointed at the two of them and looked at Jiang Cheng, "I am completely immersed in my own battle."

"Yinshi, it's useless for you to do this, didn't Liu Haijun say that there is an OTAKU in his body?" Jiang Cheng gently hooked the corner of his mouth, revealing a refreshing (black belly) smile, "So You need to use topics that OTAKU is interested in, leave it to me..."

Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng set off, came to the side of Xin Ba Hao and Shi Shi, lightly patted Shi Shi's shoulder with a friendly smile, and said, "That , about the final words on Attack on Titan..."

Before Jiang Cheng's words were finished, Shi Shi's eyes widened in an instant and stood there...

In an hour...

Fourteen slowly came back to his senses, but only at this time did Fourteen realize that he was sitting on the sofa in the Master's Room, opposite Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were all speechless with twitching mouths. .

And, for some reason, Shi Shi suddenly felt a little dry, as if he was in a similar state after an hour of coaching the team members.

"I didn't expect you to have so many thoughts on the final words of Attack on Titan..." Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth and complained.

"It's really long-winded... I actually talked for more than an hour..." Xin Ba Hao was also speechless.

"You bastard..." Shi Shi also had already reacted, and instantly got up and clenched his teeth and pulled Jiang Cheng's collar, "I haven't settled with you for the last time, but this time you even came to tease me! "

"What happened last time? What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng tilted his head, showing a stunned expression, wondering: "It was the time when I suggested that Mr. Zongwu add laxatives to your mayonnaise. ?"

"So it was your idea that time! You bastard!" Shi Shi's face burst with big blue veins, he resisted the anger in his heart, and scolded word by word, "And the previous movie Things, I have never forgotten!"

"But Zong Wu-jun, one of the producers and one of the leading actors, agreed," Jiang Cheng replied with a hint of distress on his face, "and I and Zong Wu-jun only accounted for half of the box office split, and the rest only accounted for half. Isn't the next thing left to you?"

"I've never gotten that kind of money!" Shi Shi retorted with blank eyes, "And do you think I'd ask for that kind of money?!"

"I and Sogo-kun knew that you would say that," Jiang Cheng said with a look of rejoicing, then gave a thumbs up and winked, "So it's no longer enough to distribute your share to Yoshihara. No more travel girls who can pick up guests and those who can’t. Don’t worry.”

"Put your head down!"

"Hey? Do you still want it in the end?" Jiang Cheng wondered, but then waved his hand again, "Impossible, the deputy head of the Zhenxuan team I know is not the kind of person who can take that kind of money. Absolutely disdain it!"

"Isn't the point here at all?!"

"...It's only 50 million, so I'll definitely disdain it." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "I understand you, how could that little money impress the vice president of the Zhenxuan Group? ?"

"You...you...you said...how much?!" Shi Shi's tongue suddenly knotted, his eyes widened, and he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

At the same time, the trio of Wanshiwu and Gaoya also looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise.

"Didn't Mr. Zongwu tell you?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Because it was only after a period of time that the movie theater was blocked by a certain protagonist and all the members of the team, so in the end it was divided into hands. The money is only one hundred million."

"One...one...one hundred million?!!" Yin Shi's whole body is not well.

"Ah, yes, but my share and Liu Haijun's share are distributed to Yoshihara's wandering girls," Jiang Cheng replied, "there's only a little bit left and I'll buy it all into the game."

"Stupid little uncle!" Kagura burst into flames instantly, kicking Jiang Cheng with a flying kick, and then rushed forward, riding on Jiang Cheng's body, punching and punching all greetings at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng's face.

"Why is it all distributed?!" Kagura cursed with white eyes, "I almost became a child of a rich family! Uncle bastard!"

"Because those traveling girls have a very difficult life because they have no income." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Can there still be difficulties for our family?!" Yin Shi also joined the battlefield, scolding with white eyes, "Before caring about those wandering girls, show me you old people who are still struggling for food and clothing. friends and your niece, bastard!"

"You two calm down!" Shin Baha walked forward and grabbed the furious Gintoki and Kagura, then turned his head and pointed to the man who stayed in place and didn't respond. Fourteen, "The one with the most complicated mood now should be the earthwork sang. I don't have to worry about mayonnaise for a lifetime, but the result..."

"Well, I just remembered something, I'll go first~ I'll be there to cheer you on on the day of the competition!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away...

Just after Jiang Cheng escaped from the Master's House, he suddenly heard the roar of the fourteenth breaking through the sky...

"Assholes!!!"

……

It's game day.

The temporary venue was already crowded by the OTAKUs who arrived early. The current atmosphere has been fired to an incredible level by the more than 5,000 OTAKUs present.

Several helicopters responsible for the broadcast were hovering over the venue. The sound of the humming propellers did not affect the high atmosphere of the scene at all. Finally, amidst the cheers, Atong took the stage.

"Everyone!" Atong, who was wearing a patterned, pink yukata, shouted excitedly with the microphone, "Do you like Atong?"

"I like it the most-!!"×5000+

"Favorite?"

"My favorite—!!"×5000+

"Favorite most?"

"The most, the most, the most, the most favorite——!!"×5000+

……

"That, Yin Sang, that host... looks a little familiar..." Xin Baha, who was wearing a Simentong Guard uniform, twitched his eyes and looked at Yin Shi, who was also wearing a Guard uniform. , "That...is it Jiang Chengsang? If I read it correctly, it must be Jiang Chengsang, right? What is the situation? What is the situation? Didn't he say he would come to cheer us on?"

"Calm down, Xin Ba Ha," Yin Shi said with his arms crossed, "If he was the host, we would definitely be able to win the championship more easily."

"That's not what I want to say..." Xin Baha shook his head, then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the stage wearing a suit and smiling, "What I want to say is what exactly did he say about the original host? What's the matter? Did you strip it out after being stunned? Did you enter the venue instead of the host? Is that right?"

"It doesn't matter that kind of thing," Yinshi waved his hand and replied, "Now let him declare our victory directly, which saves a lot of effort."

On stage...

Just when Atondi asked the audience "the most, the most, the most, the most...favorite?" many times, Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, finally couldn't help but speak out.

"I said can you be a little quieter? How many times?" Jiang Cheng's microphones looked at Atong impatiently and complained, "Are you an insecure housewife? You can't hear the other half. Do you feel uneasy if you answer? The most, the most, the most, the most, the most long-winded! Little girl!"

"Hey?" Atong stopped instantly, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng in surprise, "Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?"

"And you," Jiang Cheng turned his face and looked at the OTAKUs in the audience. After taking a deep breath, he scolded loudly: "It's so noisy! You bastards! You are the number one. A primary school student who participated in a school trip for the first time? Excited to [beep—] Are you out?!”

"What did you say?! Asshole!" The audience instantly became excited and smashed everything they could throw at Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Cheng had a casual look on his face, and after a few simple dodges, he dodged everything that hit him.

"That, actually, I wanted to say it from the beginning," Jiang Cheng said again with a sigh, "If you like this kind of thing, you don't say it with your mouth, OTAKUs. Most of you are adults. , don't you feel childish to play with this kind of thing?"

"Then what do you say?" the audience retorted.

"Anyway, today's Atong, the future chrysanthemum guardian decision battle has now begun." Jiang Cheng said impatiently, waving his hands and frowning.

"That, Jiang Chengsang, it's not the future chrysanthemum guardian deciding battle, but the Simentong official fan club deciding battle (the pianist on the field)." Ah Tong reminded embarrassedly with a blushing face.

"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng replied, "It's all about guarding and liking! The chrysanthemum that guards idols is also the official responsibility! Do you think so?!"

"Yes!"×5000+

"Wait, let me read the script," Jiang Cheng reached into his arms, took out the original host's script, and began to read line by line, "Atong sauce... How about this number? There are actually As many as 5,000 Atong fans were present. Wow~ Awesome~ everyone, thank you (Toxunfang jumping off the cliff), and then I am here..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking ~IndoMTL.com~, he was interrupted by Atong next to him.

"That, that was my line just now, Jiang Cheng-sang." Atong tugged at the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes and reminded in a low voice, "It's my line from ah~ awesome."

"It doesn't matter how this kind of thing is!" Jiang Cheng threw away the script, and continued with some disdain, "Actors who only follow the script and read their lines will never be able to fly a helicopter!"

Atong: ...

"Well, since we're all here, let's start straight away." Jiang Cheng nodded, then stretched out a forefinger with a serious look on his face and continued, "Because there are 5,000 people, I chose to fight in chaos today. We will put all of you on an isolated island, where there are supplies you need to survive, and give you a week to use the firearms you have collected to fight for the only victory! The team that survives to the end will be guarded Atong sauce chrysanthemum qualifications! Do you understand?!"

"I understand your size!" Yin Shi rushed to the stage, kicked Jiang Cheng, and cursed with white eyes, "Where did you get the chicken game?!"