Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 368: :Wherever there are men, it’s a battlefield!

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Opening narration:

"It was during the Warring States period of the Simentong fan club. From the scandal, Simentong finally became a top idol. Around her, countless fan clubs were divided, and fierce hegemony struggles were carried out every day. "

“In order to obtain the royal seal of the [Official Fan Club], the men who died in battle with the goal of conquering the world. However, after a long war on the battlefield full of dead bodies, there is a group of the most victorious in the end. Strong men - Temple Gate Guards!"

"Teramon Tong's Guards, the strongest OTAKU army led by the macho Shimura Shinpachi. From the beginning of street singing, he has supported Teramon Tong all the way to the present, and is a die-hard fan among die-hard fans. They are bound by the iron rules of the SS, known for their terrifying command skills."

"Never know what failure is, the quality of their performances, the mood, the degree of hate, the degree of no one loves any one of them can overwhelm the other Guards. The same is true from their long history, which can be called The closest thing to an official existence."

"They have been besieged by various forces, but the soldiers trained by the fierce general Shimura are difficult to defeat. The fate of the soldiers who came to attack is just to pile up corpses in front of them. The situation is difficult to change..."

"...Among the deserters who dropped their weapons one after another, that man appeared on the battlefield: General Wisdom—Fourteen! Appearing on the battlefield like a comet, he reorganized the deserters one by one and formed a An organization called the "General Election Group"! "

"Contrary to those who only know how to fight, he has never fought a single battle. He skillfully grasped the hearts of otaku, seduced them, seized one power after another, and instantly ascended the ranks of the highest power. Throne! Anime, manga, games..."

"The general selection group created by him ranges from two-dimensional media to three-dimensional media. It is not only Atong, but an organization that involves all elements, the selected OTAKU! It can be called a comprehensive media club! "

"He knows how to work around and is a breath of fresh air in the hard-core otaku world, which has so far only pursued Atong. It didn't take him much time for the otaku approach to spread to the whole world. Worshiped by all OTAKU as a god-level OTAKU!”

"Then, needless to say, the most likely to be attracted to him is the Teramon Dotsuki Guards who are bound by their desires! The voice of the fierce general Shimura, who once frightened these team members, can no longer be conveyed to them. In the ear. One step away from unifying the world! The temple guards... annihilated!"

"In this way, the years of war and chaos came to an end because of a comet that suddenly appeared on the battlefield..."

"Oops... Today's broadcast is really short~ But that's fine, I can rest~" Yin Shi, who was sitting on the sofa in the Master's House, yawned and concluded lazily.

But just after Yin Shi finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha, who was sitting next to him, got up directly, rolled up his sleeves and smashed Yin Shi with a fist, and cursed with white eyes at the same time: "Don't let me finish it!! Not yet. It's over!! That's right! So are the Guards! It's not over yet! What do you say "this is the best"? ! What a shit! After all, it's just your wish! "

"Hey? Is that enough?" Gintoki sat up and wiped the nosebleed from his face, "Isn't it a good ending? The narration has already made the atmosphere quite lively."

"It's over! It's not even halfway there yet!" Xin Baji shouted, "How can it end with such a bad ending!"

"Enough is enough, Xin Baha," Yin Shi said casually leaning against the sofa, "Anyway, after this, it's just your boring whining. I'm so troublesome, I don't want to hear it at all, please hurry up. It's over, please."

Shinbaha's expression became more and more gnashing of teeth.

"Idols are all good Aru, let him go Aru," Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa on the other side, was nibbling on vinegar kelp, and said impatiently, squinting Doudou's eyes, " How boring, chops."

"You don't need to say that about me, right?! Tears are coming out!" Shin Baha retorted angrily, "You guys should know? How much do I like Atong!"

Speaking, Xin Baji's eyes began to overflow with tears...

"And that Guard is now hovering on the brink of destruction..." Xin Ba Hao snorted, with an unbearable look on his face, "Mingming has supported Atong all the way up to now... It's earlier than anyone else! This sudden appearance took away the team and the status..."

Speaking, Xin Baha slapped the table heavily, looked at everyone present and shouted: "The dream of becoming the official FANCLUB of Atong sauce is about to be taken away!"

Speaking, Xin Ba Haw sat back on the sofa again, lowered his head and said with a disappointed face: "How could this be... I didn't expect that man to be alive, obviously he has been completely wiped out... That one The curse of the demon sword has not been solved yet, and that man is still parasitizing in Hijikata-san's body... and the level of OTAKU has improved several levels than before. A half-hearted idol otaku like us is going to fight against such a god-level otaku. Is it..."

Speaking, Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng who was sitting in front of the desk with his back to everyone, "Even if Jiang Cheng-sang, who is also a senior OTAKU, is invited, but... it's still not enough!"

But just after Xin Baha finished speaking, he suddenly heard the voice of "ZZZ" from Jiang Cheng's side. He immediately wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up in doubt, and walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"Why did you fall asleep?!" Xin Ba Hao shouted a little frantically, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulder and shook it violently, "I called you to come here, didn't I tell you to come to sleep!!"

"Hmm... eh?" Jiang Cheng slowly opened his eyes, looked at Xin Ba Haw sleepily in front of him, and asked, "Is it already lunch time?"

"Take me a little more seriousness!!" Xin Baha roared, "I didn't ask you to come here to eat! By the way, where did you start falling asleep!"

"I forgot," Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "I'm really sorry, ah ha ha ha..."

"It was when Gin-chan just said the word "time", Aru. ' Kagura answered with a raised hand.

"Are you sleeping since the beginning?! Did you fall asleep just after hearing the word "Time"?!" Shin Baha shouted with some collapse, "Did you not hear what you said after that?! Hello!"

"I'm sorry, Shinbaja-kun," Jiang Cheng said with an apologetic smile on his face, "I got sleepy as soon as I took history class."

"It's not a history class at all!" Xin Baha lowered his head helplessly, sighed, and then said, "I thought it was Jiang Cheng-sang, who was another senior OTAKU, and the words would definitely help... But now..."

"Shin-chan!" Takaya Hachibei, who was also a friend of Shinhachi and a member of the Guards, who was sitting next to Kagura, stood up and shouted at Shinhachi, "The winner has not yet been decided. What! The Simentong Guards are not over yet! There are the remaining members, I am!"

"Gao Zi..." Xin Bazhu turned his head and looked at Gao Wu in disbelief.

“There must be fan clubs that they have not attracted! Join forces with those clubs to fight them!” Takaya danced and continued with an indignant expression, “Let him and those guys who betrayed us! Our battle has just begun. Let's go!"

Narrator:

"As long as there is evil, their battle will go on...forever."

"Ah, it's finally over, today's broadcast." Yin Shi, who had just finished his cameo narration, picked his nose and said lazily.

"Don't let me end it without authorization!" Shin Baha roared again and turned over the silver with a fist hammer, "What kind of style does it seem to be unfinished and then cut in half! Although there is such a situation, although There are indeed a lot of works that end in this way! But we are not finished yet! How much do you want to hear us?! To the point where you would rather be cut in half than not?!"

"But I don't understand what you said about the official fan club," Yin Shi leaned back on the sofa back, waved his hands indifferently and replied, "After all, what are you trying to do? What? What is the official? What can you do if you strive to be the official and then become the official? Can you get along with Atong sauce? Can you kiss Atong sauce? [Beep——] What [beep—— 】anything [beep——] can anything?"

Besides Xin Ba Ha and Gao Wu's face, both have blue veins, and they are still beating, and there are huge # characters on their foreheads.

"...Anyway, the official one will receive at most two or three biscuits, right?" Yin Shi continued impatiently.

"How is that possible! Why is it biscuit?!" Takaya shouted.

"Because you don't look like you're old enough to eat cookies~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng took the message and explained seriously, "It's fine to eat sweet cookies, slightly salty cookies. You are far from the time, you can only eat sweet biscuits for the rest of your life! "

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a packet of cookies from the side, tore open the bag and ate it,

"We are too miserable!" Xin Ba Hao frantically complained, "We can't even eat cookies at the end of our lives?!"

"Yeah! At least the slightly salty cookies are acceptable even if we work hard!" Takaya agreed.

"You're too easy to be satisfied! Gao Zai!" Xin Baha looked at Gao Wu and shouted with white eyes, "Why can you be satisfied with just a slightly salty cookie! Your pursuit is too low. Come on!"

"Stop arguing, you two," Yinshi held a plate of biscuits and stretched out in front of Shin Baha and Takaya, "Eat, although it's biscuits, I'll give you two a little extra. If you can't eat cookies with a little salt, just use this instead."