Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 318: :Even if you don’t need something, you only know it when you lose it…

Jiang Cheng: Hello! slaughtered you! What is an unusable thing? ! This kind of misleading title really kills you!

...the feature film begins...

After listening, Xin Baji's forehead was covered with black lines, and then, he silently complained: "Miss Yueyong, there is obviously something wrong with Jiang Chengsang today. It's too scary. It's even scarier in the Yagyu arc... That's the look of murder, isn't it? That's the look of murder, isn't it? Na?"

Yue Yong remained silent.

"Yin Sang alone is already troublesome enough, but in the end, another Jiang Cheng Sang is added. If you can't stop the two of them, there will be serious trouble..." Xin Ba Hao looked up at the opposite side of the table, obviously on the verge of going wild of two people.

"Actually..." Yue Yong explained loudly at this time, "When I just discovered, that idiot didn't seem to lose his mind like he is now. At that time, at least there was still some remaining sense, but since that incident After..."

After a pause, Yueyong wanted to open her mouth to continue, but in the end she chose to give up.

"That thing? What's going on? What the **** is it? Is there anything more maddening than a man's most important counting stick turned into a screwdriver?! Really?! That kind of thing!" Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of horror.

Looking at the unknown Xin Baha, Yueyong explained slowly: "Before contacting you, this idiot and I were at the ticket gate of the terminal..."

Before Yueyong finished speaking, she was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, who had several blue veins bursting on his forehead.

"What does that mean?! What does it mean that you can't bring metal onto the spaceship?! Ah?! Even if it was transformed into a screwdriver of an unknown model, isn't it still my [beep--]?! Is it discrimination? Is it discrimination?! Discriminate against me with a different [beep-]?! When the relevant regulations are issued in the future, it is stipulated that no one with a [beep-] can get on the spacecraft! Ah?! That's how it should be, right?! That's right!!"

"Although I figured out why Jiang Chengsang became like this, I don't know how to complain at all," Xin Baji replied with a blank expression while holding up his glasses, then raised his head and twitched the corners of his mouth reluctantly. He smiled and explained, "Also, Jiang Chengsang's is probably a box screwdriver."

"What kind of box screwdriver?! Have you ever seen a dodecagonal box screwdriver?! Where can you use such a screwdriver? Na? Tell me, tell me!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spit out a saliva forcefully toward the corridor.

"There are six more sides than Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Hao complained speechlessly, and then quickly waved his hand to comfort him, "Jiang Cheng Sang, in fact, we are not against the two aliens. I don't know, although I don't know which planet they belong to, and I don't know where, but the only thing I know now is that they love to play "monkey hunting". Maybe we can grab their tails from this point and follow the trail. That's all there is to it. "

"What is Aru? That "MONHAN"..." Kagura asked, "Is that Mongolian Liamster (Mongolian hamster) Aru? "

""MONKEYHUNTER" is collectively referred to as "MONHUN" (monkey hunting)," Shin Baha explained earnestly, "Players become hunters, and enjoy the game of hunting life in the arena where various monster monkeys inhabit. Those guys seem to be playing the PSP version, but the latest version has been ported to the web and we were lucky. "

"The online version is in the realm of the network. Players from all over the galaxy come into contact with each other to play together. No matter where those guys are in the universe, as long as you set up a net in the game, you will be able to meet them."

(ps: Monster Hunter's spoof)

"Are you looking for those guys in a game that gathers gamers from all over the galaxy, Aru?" Kagura concluded, before showing a look of impatience and picking his nose, "What a hassle."

"There is no way to do this. There are no clues. The only place where those game stars will come is..."

Before Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, he just heard Jiang Cheng laugh on the opposite side...

"Hum ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng laughed incomparably... insane, then raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Hao fiercely, and said, "No clues? No, you just didn't all Have you said it? The other party is a heaven and man from a certain planet in the galaxy, right? So, how about destroying the entire galaxy one planet after another? It must be faster than you can find it in some broken game, right?"

"Hey! Stop your dangerous speech!" Shin Baha hurriedly stopped, "And the other party may be hiding on Earth at this time, even if you destroy the entire galaxy, it will be useless. right?"

"No, at least, they can slaughter all their family members or something." Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Ha, he could see that Yin Shi had gone wild at this time, "[Beep—— 】Whatever take it away, take it away, and I don’t want it, okay? Then, should the other party return a little gift? How about using their entire race to return the gift?!”

"This level, even we can barely accept it." Jiang Cheng echoed, "In this case, I can also sleep peacefully listening to the screams of the race that killed them, Xinba Haw. Sir."

"Hey, it's really not a joke when these two go berserk," Xinbaha muttered silently, "Miss Yueyong, Kagura-chan, no matter what, you have to find a way to calm these two people down. "

"It's a matter of course to run wild!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

"Xinbaha, you are so nice!" Yin Shi approached Xinbaha and shouted loudly, "Only one of the ten counting sticks has turned into a screwdriver! And what about me?! This One of the world's only super precious counting sticks... No! Gamepads turned into scraps! Huh?!"

"Yin Sang, the voice is too loud." Aware of the gazes from the surrounding guests, Xin Ba Hao quickly pressed his throat and reminded in a low voice, "The surrounding guests have all looked over."

Yin Shi, however, remained unmoved, and continued, "And ah, why is it a box screwdriver? Why is it still a hexagon? Why is only half the size of this guy? Discrimination?! Aliens Are you also short-sighted?! These guys are all dodecagons, and I have to be at least twenty-four, no, thirty-six, right?!”

"Is this what you care about?!" Xin Baha couldn't help but complain, "Aren't all polygons all screwdrivers?! Aren't they all useless screwdrivers?!"

"I'm just unhappy!!" Yin Shi slammed the table and stood up, "It doesn't matter who the stars are! Isn't it the gods? Wouldn't it be better to kill the gods one by one?!"

"In the end, shouldn't it be you who should be transformed the most? Xin Baha." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and stared at Xin Baha with his big red eyes.

"That's right! It's you who should be remodeled the most!" Yin Shi glared at Xin Ba Ha,

"Why?!"

"I can't get rid of my virginity all my life, so it doesn't matter if it's turned into a useless screwdriver!" Ginto roared.

"Hey! You two are too much! Why am I doomed to be a virgin?!" Xin Baha was also angry, bursting with blue veins and shouting: "You were transformed into boxes because of your [beep--] What is the situation where all the unpleasantness of the screwdriver is vented on me?! Your character is too bad!"

"I also think it's biased, Aru," Kagura nodded with his hands folded and said, "If it really needs to be transformed into a screwdriver, the first place should undoubtedly be As for Xin Ba Ha, the second place is Yin Jiang and my uncle."

"No, I think this idiot deserves the first place." Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng, who was directly opposite, and said, "But the other two are similar. Let's tie for first place."

"Oh, that's amazing," Kagura said perfunctorily, squinting Doudou's eyes, "Just like getting on the podium with the team competition, Aru."

"Hey! Even the two of you said the same thing?!" Xin Baha frantically outputted with white eyes and blue veins, "Speaking of which, do you even think that I am destined to be a virgin for life?! Who decides what will happen in the future! And don't underestimate virginity! A man who still follows the path of virginity at the age of 30 can be transferred to Kato Eagle of the Hand of God! You bastards!"

"Why? With the Phillips screwdriver on your right index finger?!" Jiang Cheng growled.

"Hello!!!"

……

Xin Ba Haw was sitting on the seat, panting slightly. Just now, New Ba Haw fought against the heroes with one against three (Ginshi + Jiang Cheng + Kagura). After taking a sip of water from the cup, Shinbaha gradually calmed down. He sighed and said, "It's better to stop arguing. The most important situation at the moment is to find out from the existing clues. This is also our only clue."

"Absolutely unforgivable!" Gintoki clenched his fists and said fiercely, "Definitely take those guys out of the computer space! Cut their counting sticks into eight pieces! Definitely, we must take back the original ones. Body!"

"No, it's all transformed into psp! After finding them, the stick was transformed into a display screen, and Jin's mother transformed into a handle!" Jiang Cheng agreed with gritted teeth, "I don't like playing games. Let them play their [beep-] transformed game consoles for the rest of their lives! Scumbags!”

"Yo Xi, let's go!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and shouted.

"Hi!" The rest stood up at the same time.

"Well, it's too crowded. I'll go to the computer over there. Let's spread out," Shin Baha suggested. "After entering the game, let's all meet in front of the gathering place."

……

Sitting cross-legged in front of the computer, after a long wait, the opening cutscene of the monkey hunt game is finally over.

【Welcome to the world of "MONKEYHUNTER", a fantastic adventure space where hunters from all over the galaxy gather...]

Ignoring the chattering opening introduction, Shin Bach directly moved the mouse and clicked to start the adventure, and then after using his real name to create a mediocre and non-existent glasses character similar to himself, Shin Bach appeared on the screen. Start reading.

After a few seconds of cutscenes, the character created by Shin Baha has appeared in the novice village...

At the same time, the rest of the people have also entered the game, and the [Battle to Recapture the Original Body] has officially begun!