Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 312: :You can’t admit that you are a half-assed person!

Finally, Jiang Cheng came to the first place, and a group of Miss Baihua also put down the spoils they just grabbed...

"Boss, you're jumping the queue."

At this time, Sogou was still soaking in the tub.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted: "Cut the queue? How could I do something that only LV0 guys would do. Look, to deal with OTAKUs of this level, for me , as simple as reciting the first two rows of the nine-nine multiplication table!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng walked up to the first-ranked little brother who was wearing glasses and was a little fat. He smiled without any hesitation and said, "Little brother, can you give me your number plate?"

Seeing the Baihua sisters behind Jiang Cheng who were staring at him fiercely, the spectacled brother swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then hugged the number plate forcefully in his arms, and said boldly, "No... I won't give it to you!"

Jiang Xiangxiang noticed something, raised the corner of his mouth, hummed twice, turned his head to look at the Baihua members behind him, and pretended to complain: "Hey, don't show such a fierce expression, I can do it alone."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around again, looked at the glasses guy in front of him, smiled, and took out several coupons from his arms... Yoshiwara's various stores.

"What if I use this instead?" Jiang Cheng squinted his Jianmei and said with a smile, "This is a genuine 10% discount coupon for various stores in Yoshihara. As long as you have this, you will definitely be able to say goodbye. What about virginity~ Really don't want it? Really? You ask your heart if you really don't want it?"

The spectacled brother struggled to look at the little sisters from humble backgrounds on the cover of the coupons.

"Think about it, is it really important for Owee to have this kind of thing? Owee can't help you get rid of your virginity, but this..." Jiang Cheng lowered his voice and leaned into the ear of the spectacled brother. Let me tell you, with this, all the things you fantasize about will come true~ Whether it is [beep-], [beep-], or even [beep-], even [beep-] —] style, all, all will satisfy you~ So, what are you still hesitating about? This is a rare opportunity, after passing this village, there will be no such shop~ Sarah, hurry up and take out yours Number card, [beep-] is waving to you~”

The guy with glasses blushed, panting heavily, his eyes were splitting, and he had already swallowed several saliva. The hand holding the number plate also gradually loosened, but it has not been completely released, and it is obvious that he is still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't say anything more, because it was enough to do this, whether it was earlier or later, in the end, the little brother in front of him would obediently hand over the number plate.

But at this moment, the thin and thin brother who ranked second couldn't help handing out his number plate: "He won't change it for me! Please! Change it with me! I'm already thirty Years old!! I think, I want to get rid of my virginity! Second place can also get a game console 100%!"

After the thin little brother made a sound, the third and fourth behind him all shouted until the 100th, wanting to change.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't react to this, and still looked at the glasses guy in front of him with a playful expression. It could be seen that the glasses guy should be a senior game OTAKU. It is absolutely impossible for a normal OTAKU to persist for so long! However, that was the end of it. Seeing that the glasses brother's hand relaxed slightly, Jiang Cheng smiled calmly.

Then turned around directly, raised his hand and waved the coupon in his hand, sighed softly and said, "Hey~ Forget it, since I don't want to change it, I'll just go to the queue..."

"Wait!" The glasses guy bit his lower lip, and after a fierce ideological struggle, he finally shouted, "Change! I'll change!"

"But it looks like you're really reluctant, little brother. If it's really embarrassing, forget it. After all, that number plate should be very important to you, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and frowned. .

"Indeed...indeed, this is indeed very important to me. For me, it is like the world I live in. Although it is virtual, I do find solace there..." The spectacled brother looked at his hands 's number plate, struggles flashed in his eyes, but he finally gave in.

The guy with glasses raised his head and said, "But, now I understand! It's absolutely impossible to just indulge in the virtual world! No, it's not impossible, I'm too confident! I thought I was immersed in that kind of place. , I will no longer be interested in anything in the real world! But, I was wrong! Seeing what you have in your hands, I am still attracted! I failed! This moment, I understand, I have always been It's just escapism! For this half-ass self, I..."

Speaking, the glasses guy actually choked up.

"It's not a half-assistant," Jiang Cheng came over and patted the glasses guy on the shoulder, looking at the long line behind the glasses guy, "You can't do it in such a crowd of tens of thousands of people. Winning the first place in the team! A half-assed person can't dare to accept his true self at a time like this! A half-assed person can't be able to shed tears at this time! Last and most important point! A half-assed person can't dare to admit that he is Half-baked!! You remember it clearly for me!"

"You..." The spectacled brother raised his head, looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and then directly hugged his head and cried.

"This, I'll give it to you." With that said, Jiang Cheng shoved the coupon directly into the glasses brother's arms, "Forget the number plate or something, I can't **** the one you love. World. Come on, either in the virtual world or...the real world."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng turned and left.

"You... Who the **** are you?" The spectacled brother sucked his nose and shouted at Jiang Cheng's back.

"Who?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, then looked up at the sky and sighed, "It's the same as you, just an OTAKU immersed in the virtual world, nothing special, but forget it for today. , seeing so many lovely juniors, I can't bear to compete with you for living space at all. Goodbye, not half-hearted half-hearted people."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and waved.

"Senior! I'll bring an Owee out for you! Even if it costs my life!" The spectacled brother shouted with tears in his eyes, "This is the first time someone has admitted me! Absolutely! Absolutely. Bring one out for you!"

"So are we! We are not half-assed either! Senior!" A group of OTAKUs in the front row behind the glasses brother also shouted in tears.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corners of his mouth. The Baihua crowd, Yueyong, who had just arrived, and Zongwu, who had just left the tub and sat in the kotatsu, were all dumbfounded.

I originally thought it would be an ordinary exchange, but I didn't expect that it would end up with such a result in the end!

"You guys..." Jiang Cheng turned his head, wiped the tears that didn't exist from the corners of his eyes, and said unbearably, "No need, I'm not worth it..."

Zong Wu Yue Yong Bai Hua Everyone: Enough is enough!

"What are you talking about! Seniors are not half-assed!" The spectacled brother wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and retorted with a smile.

"That's right!" The OTAKUs behind the glasses brother also wiped away their tears and echoed with a smile.

Zong Wu Yue Yong Bai Hua Everyone: Enough is enough! !

……

Jiang Cheng is wearing beach pants and soaking in the tub. Several Miss Baihua are constantly filling firewood under the tub. Behind Jiang Cheng, there are two Miss Baihua standing behind Jiang Cheng , is rubbing Jiang Cheng's shoulders.

On the right side of the tub, there is another Miss Baihua, holding chopsticks and constantly picking up the cooked food in the hot pot on the kotatsu, blowing it to the right temperature, and sending it into Jiang Cheng's mouth.

On the left side of the tub, a Miss Baihua took the cheese and hot milk that she had just grabbed... and was also carefully feeding Jiang Cheng.

Zongwu sat in the kotatsu bored and wanted to pick up chopsticks to eat hot pot together, but was stopped by Miss Baihua's fierce eyes.

"Boss, it's really amazing. It's so easy to transform a group of OTAKUs successfully."

Zongwu looked at the OTAKUs who were in the front row at the moment, who were fighting with high spirits at this time, and no longer had any OTAKU's evil spirits on their faces, and pouted the corners of his mouth.

"Hey, how did you do it?" Yue Yong finally couldn't help it, walked over and asked aloud.

Actually, Yueyong stood there thinking for a long time, but she didn't understand the reason. Why simple words can change so many people.

If it wasn't for this reason, Yueyong would have been furious just because of Jiang Cheng's decadent appearance.

"Actually, it's just four words [self-worth]." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied very casually.

"Self Worth?"

"Ah, it's quite troublesome to say it all~IndoMTL.com~ may be said to be too many words. A simple summary is enough," Jiang Cheng continued, "that is, we often say there are various There are two kinds of comics, [recognized by others] and [recognized by others]. Only when these two situations exist at the same time, can a person truly find [self-worth].”

Yue Yong folded her hands and lowered her head, thinking secretly about Jiang Cheng's words, while Zong Wu showed a [completely uninterested] expression.

"It's really easy, just lying in the tub like this, soaking until the end can get Owee, today's war is undoubtedly a complete victory~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed slightly.

"Wait, I have something to ask you," Yueyong suddenly asked again, "What's with the Yoshihara 10% discount coupon?"

"Don't worry, it's the same as before, it's all a discount and scam." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and said indifferently, "I still have a lot of clothes in my clothes. If you need them, you can distribute them. The OTAKUs are also a good group of potential consumers.”

"Boss, your character is really bad," Zong Wu on the side couldn't help but complain, "but that's why we can get along."