Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 302: :Middled…older couples also have all kinds of troubles…

"Ah, I... I'm already fifty-six years old..." Uncle Beichuan seemed to be a little leaky when he spoke, and his voice was a little weak, "My wife is also fifty-five years old..."

"So it is." Jiang Cheng nodded with a smile, but his heart was not as relaxed as his face: [Damn! It's almost sixty years old, and the married life is not harmonious? Do not make jokes! There is absolutely no way to start! ! ]

"Well, is there anything unusual about your wife recently, Aru?" Kagura asked aloud, "For example, he often leaves the house for reasons such as business trips with the boss."

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng tapped Kagura on the head again.

But at this moment, Uncle Beichuan began to sob.

Seeing the appearance of Uncle Beichuan, Jiang Cheng was startled and murmured in disbelief: "Difficult... Could it be that Kagura-chan's guess is true..."

"No... it's not," said Uncle Beichuan while sobbing, his face full of grievances, "Actually, my wife is very strange recently."

"Very strange? What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng then asked.

Jiang Cheng just asked the question when he saw that Uncle Beichuan twitched, a hint of embarrassment appeared on his wrinkled face, and he said intermittently, "Actually, my wife...my wife has been very cold to me recently. Ah~ good night kiss, there are no more things like this~ Ah~ I'm so distressed~ woo woo~ Is it entering a cold period? Do you no longer like me?"

Saying that, Uncle Beichuan stretched out his index fingers with both hands and touched it together, looking at Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes, "Because, this kind of behavior is gone~ What am I going to do, woo woo Ugh..."

After listening, Jiang Cheng and Kagura's faces were very tacit and blue veins burst.

"It doesn't matter at all!!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura shouted at the same time.

"Ah?! It doesn't matter what it is! Didn't you already accept the commission?!" Uncle Beichuan exclaimed angrily, but as soon as he finished speaking, he began to gasp for breath and pointed at his own face in pain. Chest, "Medicine...Medicine..."

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng quickly got up and helped Uncle Beichuan to the sofa, took the medicine out of his arms, and poured two pills for Uncle Beichuan to take.

After doing all this, the pain on Uncle Beichuan's face gradually subsided.

"Hu~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with lingering fear, "I almost committed intentional homicide..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura, who was still sitting on the sofa eager to try, and sighed and complained: "I said, can you take some normal commissions? How to complete such commissions? ?"

"Little brother, are you trying to reject my uncle who is about to go to earth?" Uncle Beichuan woke up and looked at Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes again.

"Do you really think of yourself as an uncle?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and said, "Obviously he's already an old man, we really don't know what to do about the marriage crisis between the old man and the old lady!"

"Ahhhhhh!!" Uncle Beichuan cried again, "Young people today really don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all, they only care about their own happiness, and all the affairs of the elderly are regarded as indifferent. A sick society! Woohoo..."

"Don't say it's the society's fault!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, "It's really disgusting for an old grandfather to do this! Please stop me!"

"I really want to die, I have no joy at all in life!" Uncle Beichuan cried even more vigorously on the sofa.

"Hey! Kagura-chan, you accepted the request, and you have to say a few words!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura, who was holding his hands and closed his eyes with a solemn expression, as if he had fallen into a contemplative Kagura.

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Uncle Beichuan suddenly stopped crying. Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw that Uncle Beichuan's face turned blue.

"Hey! Hold on! Uncle!" Jiang Cheng quickly picked up the medicine bottle and poured out two capsules again, opened Uncle Beichuan's mouth and stuffed it in, and poured the tea into it.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned Uncle Beichuan over and began to smooth his back. Two full minutes passed before Uncle Beichuan slowly recovered.

"Hu~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead again, "Old man, I don't think you want to come to the Master's House, but to the hospital, right? Can you please stop tossing us? You The kind of distress you mentioned doesn't matter at all, right?"

"How could it not matter!" Uncle Beichuan turned his head and retorted, "We are husband and wife! We must always be in love, right?!"

"Think about your age." Jiang Cheng sighed heavily.

"No! I don't want to think about age at all!" Uncle Beichuan retorted tearfully, "I want to keep that sticky relationship with my wife forever! I don't want to do this anymore, I've lost the motivation to live!"

Looking at the old man who started crying again, there were several black lines on Jiang Cheng's forehead, while Kagura quietly stood up and walked towards the door.

"Hey, where are you going?" Jiang Cheng looked blankly at Kagura, who was about to reach the door, "Are you trying to sneak away alone?"

"I just remembered that I ran out of vinegar kelp at home, so I wanted to go to the convenience store to buy some Aru." Kagura turned his head and explained, "It's definitely not that I want to sneak away! Absolutely!"

"Do you think I believe it?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Come here!"

Hearing the sound, Kagura turned his face away and spat softly, then reluctantly walked over and sat down.

Looking at Uncle Beichuan who was still crying, Jiang Cheng sat down again with his forehead supported, and said speechlessly, "Although I did hear that recently [beep-] couples with discordant lives are increasing, but …”

Having said that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Uncle Beichuan who was beating the sofa on the opposite sofa, "But he's too old! Hey, don't try to sneak away again."

Kagura, who had just stood up, could only sit down again.

"That, Mr. Beichuan, can you please stop first?" Jiang Cheng shouted helplessly.

But Uncle Beichuan seemed to be doing it on purpose, crying even more.

"Hey!! Stop it!!" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes, "How long will it take! We will help!"

"Really?" Uncle Beichuan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, sat up and looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Ah, really," Jiang Cheng replied impatiently, "and, let's talk about it first, it's the first time we've faced this kind of situation, and I can't say if we can help you. Good..."

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking when Uncle Beichuan started to cry again, but this time he was moved.

"Don't cry! If I cry again, I can only call for an ambulance!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted.

"Little uncle, do you really want to help this grandpa, Aru?" Kagura turned to look at Jiang Cheng who was a little mad and asked.

"I have no choice but to go up." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, "By the way, isn't the entrustment your own? Why do you look like it has nothing to do with you? Hey!"

"Because the married life of the old man and the old woman is something I have never been in contact with." Kagura replied without hesitation.

"Don't say it's the same as what I've been in contact with!"

"Then uncle has already decided where to start, Aru?" Kagura asked again.

"No way, I'd better ask the old lady downstairs about this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng replied helplessly, "Maybe there may be some good suggestions from his peers."

…

Dengshi small shop.

"Well, that's what happened," Jiang Cheng sat at the front desk, glanced at Uncle Beichuan who was squeamishly beside him, and then looked at Granny Dengshi standing at the counter, "Baba, do you have any suggestions?"

"Wake me up just for this kind of thing?!" Granny Denshi shouted with white eyes, "We're not open during the day here! Why am I here to listen to the old man's whining?! Give it to me. Enough is enough, bastard!! My beauty sleep is ruined!"

"After all, among the people I know, the only one who can be helpful and considerate is you, Granny Dengshi." Jiang Cheng looked at Granny Dengshi with a smile on his face, his eyes full of eyes. Gentle.

"Put away your expression for me, do you think I'm a little girl who doesn't understand anything?!" Granny Dengshi cursed with her veins bursting, but then her tone calmed down, "Forget it, Since you have come to beg me with sincerity, I will also be merciful and help me.”

Having said that, Granny Dengshi looked at Uncle Beichuan who was sitting in front of the counter and asked, "Hey, that old man over there, where is the fuse? What is the reason for your relationship with your wife to fade away? There should be?"

"I don't know..." Uncle Beichuan shook his head.

"How can I not know, this attitude is really annoying," Granny Denshi spat, "men are like this, they don't notice anything~IndoMTL.com~ That's why women are angry."

Uncle Beichuan was silent for a while, and then he said: "As we grow older, the feeling of heart pounding when we look directly at each other becomes less and less, and when we find out, it is completely..."

Speaking, Uncle Beichuan took a sip from the teacup, frowned and then complained: "It's really ruthless, she."

"Wait a minute," Granny Denshi frowned and said, "I said, what you said just now seems to be saying that all the faults are on your wife."

"Hey? Do you have it?"

"I think so too, it's just a tone of "All faults are because of my wife rejecting me"." Jiang Cheng interjected.

"I also heard Aru." Kagura raised his hand and agreed.

"But we are husband and wife." Uncle Beichuan replied as he should.

"That's it!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura pointed at Uncle Beichuan at the same time.

"What do you mean?" Uncle Beichuan was puzzled.

"You bastard," Granny Dengshi looked at Uncle Beichuan with her arms crossed, "Why do you take it for granted that your wife likes you? Isn't it a bit too much? Have you put your face on?"

(one more chapter, later...)

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