Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 301: :There are times when no one wants to lose!
Yoshihara.
In the early morning, a certain useless OTAKU who played games all night was lying on the tatami in a large posture in gray pajamas and sleeping soundly.
But at this moment, a young girl's shout came along with the cracking sound of Jiang Cheng's room door.
"Stupid little uncle, wake up Aru!" Kagura kicked the door open.
However, this has no effect at all for Jiang Cheng, who is sleeping in the bedroom, and even Jiang Cheng has changed to a more comfortable sleeping position, with a peaceful face under the quilt.
"Uncle Trash, get up!!" Kagura opened the bedroom door and shouted energetically while pinching his waist.
However, Jiang Cheng still did not react at all.
"It's time to get up!!" Kagura roared, and ran directly in front of Jiang Cheng, kicking Jiang Cheng, who was wrapped in the quilt, out of the window with a forceful kick.
"Ah!!" Jiang Cheng's screams came from outside the window.
A woman with a scar on her face who had just arrived at Jiang Cheng's door and was about to call Jiang Cheng to wake up saw the broken and disfigured door at Jiang Cheng's door, and heard Jiang Cheng's words just heard. Screaming, raised eyebrows slightly wrinkled.
After a pause, Yueyong stepped into the door and slowly walked towards Jiang Cheng's bedroom. However, after opening the door, I found that the room with the windows wide open was empty. Jiang Cheng's clothes are still hanging on the hanger, and the quilt on the tatami has disappeared.
Seeing this, Yueyong walked to the window and tilted her probe downwards slightly, only to see that Kagura was constantly stepping on Jiang Cheng, who was still asleep while wrapped in a quilt.
"Yueyue," Kagura looked up and waved, "Today, I've borrowed it, idiot uncle."
"Yeah." Yueyong replied softly and nodded slightly, then slowly turned around, picked up the clothes on the hanger and the umbrella beside them, and threw them out at the window. go. Unlike some useless otaku, she still has a lot of work to do.
Downstairs, Kagura tucked all the clothes and umbrella on the ground into the quilt, then directly picked up Jiang Cheng, who was still sleeping, and turned around and walked away without recognizing his six relatives. But I don't know why, but today's Kagura has an energy that has never been seen before. But Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly, couldn't notice...
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Feeling the strange or familiar feeling on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes with a blue vein and scolded: "What are you doing?! Yue..."
However, when he saw the person who was stepping on him, Jiang Cheng paused and asked blankly, "Hey, why are you? Kagura-chan."
"Fu~ I finally woke up Aru," Kagura wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then looked full of energy again, "Get up! Stupid little uncle!"
Looking at the slightly unfamiliar ceiling above his head, Jiang Cheng took a second to understand where he was now. It was no longer his bedroom, but the Master Room.
After thinking for about two seconds, Jiang Cheng closed his eyes again, and after a while, the snoring sounded again.
"Don't let me fall asleep!!" Kagura, with a white eye, kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window of the Master's House with one kick and the quilt again.
"Ahhhh!!"
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The House of Masters.
Jiang Cheng put on his clothes and borrowed the washbasin of the Master's House to wash a little. Then he lay on the sofa in the Master's House and began to lie down. However, unlike Jiang Cheng, Kagura is full of interest, even when cooking in the kitchen, he hums a song and shakes his head.
"Kagura-chan, where are Gintoki and Shinpachi?" Jiang Cheng asked boredly.
"Entrust Aru!"
"Ah, that's it..." Jiang Cheng replied lazily on the sofa, but then, Jiang Cheng thought of something, "No way! Then why don't you go?! Yes?!"
"Because I entrusted Aru!" Kagura came out with a rice cooker and a basket of raw eggs, and put it on the table.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng sat up and asked with squinting eyes.
"Because there is another commission, Aru! I took over it myself!" Kagura pinched one hand on his waist and the other on his chest, with a proud face.
After being speechless for a while, Jiang Cheng looked away, put a bowl of rice in front of him, picked up an egg at the same time, rested his chin with one hand and said in distress, "I can only bear it for a while today. , raw eggs, raw eggs, I hope I won't have diarrhea..."
"Hey! Did little uncle listen to me, Aru?!" Kagura was a little dissatisfied, patted the table heavily, and then pointed at himself and said word by word, "I said, I, one, one. , person, pick up, get off, leave, one, one, entrust, entrust!"
"Hey, I heard it," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and casually made a fool of himself, then raised the egg in his hand, frowned and asked softly, "Well, is this egg really okay? No? Will it expire? By the way, do you really have fresh eggs at home? After eating stale sterile eggs, you will have diarrhea..."
Ignoring Jiang Cheng's chatter, Kagura raised his fist and punched Jiang Cheng to the ceiling with a blank expression.
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Jiang Cheng, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, sat on the sofa and stared blankly at the girl with a big stomach who turned her anger into an appetite for rice. After a long time, she sighed softly and said, "I know, I know, Sorry Kagura-chan."
"Humph!"
"It's really amazing," Jiang Cheng pretended to be exaggerating, "it's amazing to have taken on a commission by yourself~ I'm sure I can't do it, no, no matter what anyone else can't do. Isn't it? It's amazing, Kagura-chan has surpassed us without realizing it~"
After speaking, Jiang Cheng deliberately let out a long sigh.
"Well, it's normal." Kagura replied with a snort, but the pride that couldn't be hidden on his face conveyed the secret joy in Kagura's heart.
[Children are really easy to coax...] Jiang Cheng thought to himself.
"Well, even though I'm asking a little knowingly, my uncle also has a question for Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.
Kagura raised his head, wiped the rice grains at the corner of his mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled expression.
Jiang Cheng smiled, then raised an index finger and asked with a smile, "Then, why did you drag me here from the room? Just to make me compliment you?"
"No." Kagura shook his head.
Hearing the sound, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face suddenly changed, and he shouted loudly with white eyes, "Then why is that?! Little uncle, I was so sleepy playing games last night! Why did you have to drag me? Come out?! Hey!"
"Because..." Kagura put down his chopsticks and began to twist, but then his expression changed, he snorted and frowned and complained, "Those glasses have been really annoying recently... what are you saying about yourself? A person who has completed a commission or something, what does he look like? It's just a pair of glasses! Cut it!"
(Uh... Readers who don't understand can go back to Chapter 282.)
"Hey, you didn't mention the main point at all." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.
"Anyway, I have to complete the commission alone, Aru!" Kagura stood up, clenching his fists, looking full of energy, "That's why! I took a commission myself! And told Gin-chan Complete Aru by yourself!"
"Ah, that's right," Jiang Cheng squinted at the energetic girl in front of him with a blank expression, "So, why did you drag me out?"
Kagura didn't answer, still standing there full of energy.
"Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng roared, "Please explain it to me! Why did you drag me out?! If you want to complete the commission alone, go alone! People dragged into the water?!"
"Let's work together! Little uncle!"
"Oh, please take care of me." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but the next moment... "Damn it! Don't you want to complete the commission alone?! Why are you cheering together?! Come from there, cheer up together? Don't you still need help in the end?!"
Kagura remained silent, still staring straight at Jiang Cheng with flaming eyes.
"Hey, I'm really beaten by you." Jiang Cheng held his forehead unrequited, "Just this time, and, next month, your pocket money will be reduced..."
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Kagura took the lead in cheering: "Yo Xi! That's great! Also, after completing the commission this time, my uncle must keep it a secret from Yin Jiang and the others! I must make them think I am. It's Aru done by one person!"
"Listen to me completely! Why is there such a request? Are you a primary school student!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted.
But at this moment, the doorbell of the Master Room rang.
Ding dong, ding dong.
"Here!" Kagura rushed to the entrance in an instant.
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Jiang Cheng sat on the sofa and looked blankly at the old man sitting on the opposite sofa who was about to bend into a boomerang~IndoMTL.com~, the client of Kagura, who has been over fifty. The old uncle Beichuan.
Kagura came over with tea and placed it in front of Uncle Beichuan, then sat next to Jiang Cheng. Unlike Jiang Cheng, Kagura's face was somewhat solemn.
"In other words, there has been a crack in your marriage with your wife recently, right?" Kagura spoke first, staring at Uncle Beichuan.
"Yes... yes." Uncle Beichuan took a sip of the tea cup with his trembling hands and put it back.
"Is it such a serious situation?" Kagura nodded with his hands in his arms, "That's really distressing. By the way, what's wrong with your relationship with your wife? Is it cheating? Is your wife cheating? Aru?!"
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Jiang Cheng hit him on the head with a fist.
"It hurts!"
"Are you an idiot?! How can you cheat at this age!" Jiang Cheng scolded in a low voice, "It's almost turning into a boomerang!"
Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at the opposite Uncle Beichuan, coughed twice, then smiled and asked: "Well, this child is not sensible, don't mind. Uncle Beichuan, right? So what's going on? You What happened between you and your wife? Also, maybe a bit presumptuous, may I ask how old you and your wife are?"
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