Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 296: :Although I don’t know what title to start, I have to write something…

"Isn't it better to be mistaken for a handsome guy?" Gintoki yawned and then said nonchalantly, "We didn't tell a lie, even if the other party misunderstood, it doesn't matter about us. ."

"No matter who sees this kind of thing, it will be misunderstood!" Xin Baji said angrily.

"Don't worry about it, just treat it as that kind of [guess that is me] game, right?" Jiang Cheng frowned and spread his hands, with an indifferent tone, "Just like that kind of game. A photo with a friend sent by a girl I just met on a chat software, and then asking you [guess which is me] is almost the same.”

"It's totally different!" Shinpachi shouted, "Speaking of which, we don't even play this kind of game! And with such a poor photo, how can I ask that kind of question!"

After ignoring Shinhachi's words, Gintoki sat up and muttered: "But anyway, receiving a reply means that the first level has finally been broken..."

But before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was interrupted by Kondo under the plank.

"Too naive, the first level? It's still far away." Kondo stuck his head out from under the wooden board, not paying any attention to the atmosphere that had been quietly changed because of his appearance, he held his hands and said, "You guys don't really care. I haven't even touched the door."

"I don't want to be lectured by someone who can't even enter the gate!" At the same time as he shouted, Shin Baha jumped directly into Kondo's face, and the ground around Kondo shattered.

"No need to say anything, Shinhachi-kun," Kondo continued as if he was nothing, "I have a general understanding of what happened in the past few days."

"Why would you know?!" Shinhachi moved his feet away, pointed at Kondo and shouted, "Okita-san came here to look for you! When did you start hiding there? !”

"Since it's about love, why don't you discuss it with me, who is known as a love expert?" Kondo asked solemnly.

"You're an annoying expert, aren't you! I've never seen such a love expert covered in dirt!" Shin Baha retorted loudly.

However, Kondo was not at all shocked by Xin Baha's words, and replied confidently: "That's right! Love is full of dirt and can't give up!"

"Give up! I'm begging you! Please give up!" Xin Ba Haw begged without love, holding his firstborn.

"Pen pal, it's really nostalgic..." Kondo sat up and chuckled with a trace of nostalgia on his face, "I've made it before, and when I received the reply, I was so excited. , I don't even remember how many times I've remitted it~"

Looking at Kondo's memories, everyone was speechless.

"By the way, you're not making pen pals at all, you're charging fraud, right?!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain.

"That's not fiction! It really lives in my heart!" Kondo retorted without hesitation.

([Charge fraud] in Japanese is the same as the first two sounds of [Fictional].)

"So you paid to read adult/websites!!" Shinba shouted.

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"Shinhachi-kun," Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who were sitting under the eaves behind him, and then whispered to Shinhachi's ear, "Think of a man who only knows how to fall in love. , I must not understand the love of making pen pals! Leave it to my future brother-in-law!"

"What are you talking about!" Yin Shi stood up instantly and shouted unconvincingly, "I don't want to be lectured by an uncle who only gets money and is addicted to virtual love!"

"Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng also stood up and echoed.

"Then let me ask you two, what would you do now in this situation?" Kondo pointed to the two of them and asked seriously, "The other party has already begun to be interested in Shinhachi-kun, but you What exactly will the two write? Like..."

Having said that, Kondo coughed twice, pinched his throat and continued, "[I work part-time in a master house in Edo, and I have been short of money for thousands of years, and I am interested in chasing stars]... Can this kind of thing be popular?! What is that?! What is the House of All Things?! It's too suspicious! What! What star chasing? It's disgusting!"

"Wait for me!" Yin Shi retorted with a burst of blue veins, "I don't want to be told by you, don't underestimate the Master's House!"

"That's right! What's wrong with star chasing!" Xin Baha retorted with the same expression, "It's better than a stalker who doesn't let go after being hated!"

"Well, although it's true that the House of All Things is a shit-like thing, the star chasing is an important part of the character design of Xin Ba Haw, although it is also very shit, but without this, the new Ba Haw is not like the new Ba Haw. That's it." Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured while resting his chin on one hand.

"Hey! You're going too far! Which side are you on?!" Yinshi shouted.

"No, that's not what I meant..." Kondo shook his head, then looked at Shin Yachi and Gintoki seriously again, and asked, "Are you guys popular now?"

After listening, Shin Baha and Yin Shi involuntarily took a step back.

"Right! Not popular at all!" Kondo continued, "Got it? Write about your life so frankly and see if any women will take the bait!"

"Then you want me to lie?!" Shin Baha retorted without hesitation.

"Although we will use some tricks, we will never lie!" Gintoki stepped forward and said loudly at the same time.

"It makes sense, it's really bad to lie," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Even if a woman is hooked with a lie, it will be exposed one day! Once a lie is spoken, it requires many lies. Go round! So, once the two parties have been together for a long time, the other party will gradually discover the truth! Even after marriage, the other party will file for divorce because of this!"

"No, that, Jiang Chengsang, you think too far, it's just a pen pal, it's too early to get married." Xin Ba Hao corrected expressionlessly.

"No, when thinking about anything, you should take one step and three steps!" Jiang Cheng retorted solemnly, and then sighed, "So, to lie is to lie, no matter how gorgeous words are used to cover it up. …”

(diss here to draw a knife)

"Wait!" Kondo interrupted Jiang Cheng's words, grinned disdainfully with his arms in his arms, and said disdainfully, "Lie? No, how could I do something that goes against Bushido? I just wanted to say , for something like an article, as long as you change the way you speak, your general impression will also change. For example..."

Saying that, Kondo coughed again, pinched his throat and said softly: "[I studied Bushido with a samurai named Yinsang, and worked hard day and night to practice. My interest is music appreciation. My wallet is always empty, so I am short of money for ten thousand years.]”

"Oh!" Shin Baha's eyes widened and he exclaimed.

"The content is the same as before, but the impression is completely different." Gintoki murmured.

Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and was speechless.

At this time, Kondo hugged his hands and snorted, and then said, "There is more to come, so learn more. [My dream is to revitalize my own swordsmanship dojo, and my sister also supports my dream, and we work hard together. My elder sister is really a very capable woman, beautiful and considerate. I often think that if I get married, I must find a wife like my elder sister. Recently her beauty has been sculpted into radiance, in my younger brother's opinion They also feel dazzling. To describe that kind of beauty, it is a flower swaying in the wind, the appearance seems to be scattered when touched lightly. But the heart has an unyielding tenacity. What is more amazing is that with the beauty In contrast, her proud soul is also clear and beautiful, radiating enchanting brilliance like the morning sun. It must be a miracle, no, it is not a miracle, and why, because the miracle is her very existence. Now we see Yes, it is the miracle that evokes miracles. What is even more surprising is that my sister...]"

"It's too long!!" Shinpachi finally interrupted Kondo's words unbearably, and shouted loudly with his veins bursting: "How long will it take to write about my sister!! Even my younger brother? I feel disgusting! I said I wanted to change my viewpoint, but it turned out to be your viewpoint!"

After speaking, Xin Ba Hao's tone changed, and then he said: "Indeed, in what I want to write, the presence of my sister is indispensable, but if I don't write it concisely, no one will understand the end of this letter. Why did you write it?"

"Is that so..." Kondo held his hands in thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "I can't help it, then I'll wrap it up in one line with tears in my eyes."

Having said that, Kondo closed his eyes and raised his head. After a few seconds, he continued: "[I want to move]"

"What kind of brother is that?!!" Xin Baha shouted with his blue veins in his eyes, "I said that was exactly what you were feeling! In the end, did you just want to move?!"

"Hmm~ don't tell your sister~" Kondo said with a blushing face.

"Did I say it out?!!"

"Forget it~IndoMTL.com~ Forget about your older sister," Yin Shi said at this time, "Even if you tell other girls about your older sister, it won't do you any good. In the end, she will become her own sister-in-law."

Saying that, Gintoki raised an index finger: "Remove all the bad keywords, and only write down the good ones. For example... [I am by the side of a samurai named Gin-sang, and I am ready to move day and night. ]”

"Oh, as expected of Yinshi, I feel a lot cleaner." Jiang Cheng applauded.

"There's no difference at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "Get rid of the squeamishness for me!! Isn't the worst keyword still there?! What is squeamishness day and night?! It seems that I am swaying all year round. It's the same!"

"Then change it to [Only on weekends and weekends]." Gintoki replied.

"You don't need to mention the rest day, let me get rid of it!"

Jiang Cheng stretched out an index finger and suggested, "How about let me try it?"

"Please, Jiang Cheng-sang, you must get rid of the impetuousness!" Xin Baha prayed, "If it is Jiang Cheng-sang, who is popular with girls, he must be able to come up with some good ideas! Please! "

After listening, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, the corners of his mouth curved slightly...

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