Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 285: :Excessive self-awareness is a very troublesome thing!

Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were so annoyed they couldn't take it anymore, so they sat down again.

After thinking hard for a few minutes, Jiang Chengcai finally raised his head and sighed, waved his hand and said, "No, it really doesn't work, I have searched my memory and common sense for twenty-seven years, but I can't find anything that can help me. The experience of helping this monster chase the Cowherd, I gave up..."

"Jiangzi~" Dongmi shouted in tears.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng's face burst into blue veins and cursed: "Who is Jiang Zi?!"

"Me too, I've searched through all my life experiences, but I can't find any useful methods." Yin Shi held his hands and nodded in agreement, "This incident is indeed a bit out of line."

"What's the matter... woo woo woo..." Dong Mei rolled on the table while covering her face while crying.

"Stop! It looks super disgusting for an uncle to slap like this!" Jiang Cheng scolded with white eyes.

"Well, do you want to ask Kuroshio?" Shinbaha proposed with his index finger extended.

"That's all I can do." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"No, I don't agree," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said solemnly, "You guys, consider the cowherd's mood a little bit, what if he gets scared? He is also an ordinary man, what if he faints when he is confessed by an uncle of unknown origin?"

"Say...that makes sense." Shinpachi scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Furthermore," Jiang Cheng looked at Dong Mi, who was sobbing in the seat opposite, "I'm not sure if you like yourself in that mood?"

"No, I'm pretty sure!" Dongmei replied firmly.

"No, I'm not sure," Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued helplessly, "You, because of your appearance, you rarely get gentle treatment from others, right? That's why that man's Gentleness will sink deep into it. Your feelings are similar to those of Shin Baji-kun."

"Hey? No, no," Xin Baha waved his hand quickly, "No matter what I say, there is no way I can be similar to this uncle!"

"No, in a sense, you are no different from this kind of uncle." Jiang Cheng shook his head and explained with a serious look, "You two are both [as soon as you feel each other's kindness, you will The type that quickly falls in love with the other person! Commonly known as the phenomenon of "be kind to virginity or **** and he will fall in love with you]!"

"Yeah, yes." Gintoki and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.

"The two, one is an uncle who has no relationship with love, and the other is a virgin who has no relationship with women. They are exactly the same." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and continued.

"As expected of Jiang Cheng, a scumbag, it's just a word." Yin Shi praised.

Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly: "Hey, wait, why are you praising me, but you didn't hear any praise for me? Are you hurting me? Definitely hurting me, right? What do you mean by scum?"

"I'm complimenting you, Scum River." Yin Shi explained with a chuckle.

"At least get rid of the word scum!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Xin Ba Hao, it's actually quite understandable." Ignoring Jiang Cheng's abuse, Yin Shi turned to look at Xin Ba Hao and explained, "In other words, there is a beautiful girl appearing in front of you, very gentle. I said hello to you..."

Looking at Xin Ba Ha, who blushed and fell into a beautiful self-imagination, everyone was speechless.

"Look, so you feel the same way as Shin Baha," Gintoki pointed to Shin Baha, who was still imagining, and explained to Dongmei, "It's all the kind of accepted A little bit of kindness will make you madly like the type of the other party, which is the legendary [excessive self-awareness]."

"That's right." Kagura nodded, holding her hands.

"Look, even Kagura can easily understand." Gintoki shrugged and said casually.

"I don't understand Aru very well!" Kagura raised his hand, "but I also feel the same disgusting Aru when I see the appearance of Shinbaha!"

"So, let's give up early, there will be no results at all, just like Xin Ba Ha is destined to be a virgin for life." Jiang Cheng went on to say, "It's not good at all to indulge in that kind of delusion. Yes, it will not only cause trouble for myself, but also trouble for others.”

"No!" Dong Mi cried, "I don't want to give up even then! Don't shemales deserve love?!"

"I said... You should also recognize the reality a little bit? Shemale? Are you really a shemale?" Jiang Cheng complained with a black line on his face, "You can't look in the mirror before saying that you are a shemale. ?"

"Jiangzi! Are you going to take away my identity as a shemale?!" Dong Mei roared, staring at her big red eyes.

"So who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "And I've never seen a **** with a face full of stubble and the smell of an uncle! How long are you going to lie to yourself?!"

"Hey? Wait..." Yin Shi suddenly noticed something, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng blankly, "Could it be... you have seen a real shemale?!"

"Ah, I saw it when I was wandering before." Jiang Cheng nodded without concealment.

"Really?! Have you really seen a **** Aru?! What does a real **** look like?!" Small stars appeared in Kagura's eyes.

"What does it look like? It's just an ordinary shemale," Jiang Cheng explained. "The so-called **** is that after God created men and women, some men feel that they can't fit into their own circle, so I just wanted to become a woman, so I resolutely turned myself into a male and female shemale, but overall it will still be more female-oriented."

"It's amazing! It turns out that the human demon was not created by the gods!" Kagura praised.

"Hmm, that makes sense, that's what we're doing." Dong Mei nodded in agreement.

"Ordinary SIZE (ordinary) people would think so," Jiang Cheng said again, "but for a non-ordinary SIZE (uncommon) person like me, sure enough, I still don't like shemales. "

"Indeed, I don't like it either." Gintoki nodded.

Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then explained: "So, even those who can say that [shemales are no different from normal women and men, we must treat them equally], I believe that their true thoughts People like me are also in the majority, this is human nature and cannot be changed.”

"Hmm, that can't be changed." Gintoki and Kagura nodded while holding hands.

"Why does it feel more and more like a philosophical topic, you guys give me a break for a while!" Dong Mei hurriedly shouted to stop, "Shouldn't it be time to make plans for my relationship?! Why do you say Are you talking about that kind of topic?! Be a little more serious with me, bastards! I already want to die now!"

"Wouldn't it be better to die then?" Jiang Cheng said lightly.

"I mean, if you want to die, wouldn't it be better to die? You can solve your troubles once and for all." Yinshi nodded in agreement.

"That's not what I said!" Dongmei roared with blue veins, "Didn't I say it just now? What I need is help in love!"

"Then you are talking about an uncle falling in love with a cowherd. How can we help?! You are the one who doesn't understand the situation, right!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, "Why do you have to It's a Cowherd?! Even if it's a gorilla to accompany the wine girl, we can accept it, bastard!"

"Wait! What does the gorilla accompany the wine girl mean?" Xin Ba Hao suddenly reacted and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Do you mean my sister?! How rude! Jiang Cheng-sang! "

"Anyway, I won't help. Of course, that's what I'm saying. If you really want to die, I can help you. I promise to send you to **** with one shot." Jiang Cheng stood up and started to leave. , "Goodbye."

"I..." At this critical juncture, Dongmi bit her lower lip and murmured, "I! I just want to convey my feelings! It doesn't matter if there is no result! Otherwise, I will die. I'm not happy either!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped and stood silent for a while, then turned his head and yelled, "So this kind of thing has something to do with us?! If you want to convey it, why don't you go by yourself? Is it?! If you are shy, write a letter! What kind of innocence is an uncle pretending to be? Are you a middle school student?!”

"I..." Dong Mei raised her head and cried, "No no no! I can't do it! I don't have the courage! You are the only ones who can help me!"

"Enough is enough, bastard!!"

……

In the end, everyone was soft-hearted, or maybe it wasn't softhearted but simply didn't want to be bothered by Dongmei again. Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu took Dongmei to find Kurashiro.

With the help of Koujiro, Tomi turned into a black bodyguard of [Takamura]. However, it is said that the bodyguard is also responsible for guiding guests and patrolling.

……

Three days later.

Tomi, with a big back and a black suit, no, now it should be called [Jaw Nosuke], standing at the gate of Gao Tianyuan to entertain guests seriously.

"Welcome to Gao Tianyuan~IndoMTL.com~ Jainosuke bent down slightly, then got up and led the two customers who had just arrived slowly into the store.

On the way, Jainosuke also secretly glanced at Jurota who was drinking and chatting with guests at a certain booth. That's right, even after three days, Jainosuke still couldn't express his feelings to Jurota.

At this moment, Gintoki's voice came from behind Jaanosuke.

"No spirit, Jaimi." Gintoki, who had changed into a woman's clothes, shouted behind Jaanosuke.

"Huh? Is that so~" Jasinosuke instantly switched to Jaw-beauty mode, turned around and threw a wink at Gintoki.

"You idiot shemale!" Yinshi shouted and slapped his jaw to the ground, "Really, just calling your name will reveal your true nature."

"Are you motivated, Aru? You bastard?!" Kagura complained.

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