Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 282: :The whip and the sugar should be used at the same time!


"The life you choose, even if you have scars all over your body, you have to go on. New Baja!" Jiang Cheng said with a serious face as he got up.

"Yes, yes." Kagura folded his hands and nodded in agreement.

"That kind of scar doesn't mean the kind of scar from falling off a motorcycle, right!" Shin Baha shouted, pointing to his bruised face from the crash.

"No, it's true that you are overthinking this time. Kagura and I just want to train you to complete the commission alone," Jiang Cheng explained, holding his hands, and then his expression softened, "In your life There are people who help you by your side in everything, whether it is Yinshi, Kagura, or others, they are not always by your side! But without them you are yourself Is it really impossible to accomplish anything?!"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's scolding, Xin Baha murmured in disbelief: "It's actually like this... It's actually for me..."

"Hmmmm!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura held hands and nodded.

"Whether it's work, sadness, happiness, everything, one day, as a man, you will have to face it alone. Come on, New Baji!" Jiang Cheng stared at Xin Baji, "This time is a very good opportunity! From being timid and unable to do anything without anyone by your side to being able to handle everything by yourself even if there is no one around to help! Tell me, are you ready? !”

"It's ready!" Shin Baha shouted through tears, "It's ready!"

"No, your voice is too low! I can't hear your determination at all!" Jiang Cheng shouted solemnly.

"It's ready!!" Shin Baha shouted at the top of his voice.

"Yo Xi, that's all right now, I've heard your determination," Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth, then walked over and patted Xin Ba Hao on the shoulder, and said with a look of relief, "Go. Well, it doesn't matter if you fail, as your first attempt, don't be afraid, go for it!!"

"Hi! Coach!" Shin Baha wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then turned around and walked towards the cafe resolutely.

Seeing the back of Xin Baha walking further and further away, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief. He turned his head and said to Kagura, "This child is getting better and better at fooling around."

Kagura stared at Jiang Cheng with squinting eyes and expressionless face. Although he didn't speak, Jiang Cheng still read the word "scumbag" from Kagura's expression.

"Don't look at me with that expression, don't you eat barbecue?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"Yes!" Kagura instantly switched to an energetic expression.

"Yo Xi! Let's go!" Said, Jiang Cheng directly bent down to help the fallen scooter.

But at this moment, Shin Baha, who was walking towards the KUNO Cafe with his back to Jiang Cheng, suddenly realized something and stopped, [Wait! Wait! Wasn't Jiang Chengsang's words just deliberately deceiving me? ! Could it be that he was trying to leave me behind on purpose and the two of us would have a barbecue together? ! ]

【No no no no no, probably not? Although it is said that Jiang Chengsang has fooled Tufang-sang and Gui-sang before, but the situation this time should be different! In Jiang Chengsang's words this time, he put himself in my shoes! Yep! It must be so! I said those words to train me to complete the commission alone! Believe in Jiang Chengsang, Xin Baha! ]

【But... I always feel something is wrong, didn't you really say those words just to leave me to eat barbecue? How to do? What should we do now? Do you want to test Jiang Chengsang's attitude again? ]

Thinking of this, Xin Baji adjusted his glasses and glanced back tentatively.

And Jiang Cheng, who had just helped the scooter up, felt Xin Baha's sight, and immediately gave a thumbs up to Xin Baha and grinned with an encouraging smile.

Seeing this, Xin Bazhi turned his head again, and at the same time made up his mind in his heart: [Look! So don't think about it, Xin Ba Ha! Jiang Chengsang really wants to train your ability to complete work independently! That encouraging smile never lies! That definitely looks good on your smile! So work hard! The new eight! I mustn't let him down, Xin Ba Ha! ]

"It's so dangerous!" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, "This child definitely sensed something! That look just now definitely sensed something. Fortunately, I'm quick to respond, Kagura, we'd better leave sooner rather than later. Good."

Xin Ba Ha, who was not far away, also started to move forward again, but when he reached the door of the coffee shop, he did not push the door of the coffee shop in a hurry, but turned his head to show a glimpse of Jiang Cheng. The firmness of his face and patted his chest.

As if to say: [Leave it all to me! I won't let you down! ]

Jiang Cheng, who hasn't had time to leave, can only show a trusting look of "I trust you" again when he sees it.

At this time, Xin Ba Haw pushed open the door of the cafe and walked in.

"Too bad! This kid!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but spat while riding on the scooter, "Why are there so many dramas! Wouldn't it be better to go in early? Really. Let's go, Kagura. There are still many things to do, not only have to send the clothes to the dry cleaners, but also have to go to the barbecue shop to occupy a seat."

"Oh!" Kagura responded and jumped into the car quickly.

"Go!" After shouting, Jiang Cheng turned the accelerator.

……

When night came, Jiang Cheng and Kagura, who rubbed his stomach, returned to the Master's House.

Before the two of them had just opened the door and hadn't arrived before they said "I'm back", the excited Xin Ba Hao was the first to greet them.

"Jiang Cheng-sang, Kagura-chan! I really did it!" Xin Bajue said excitedly, "I have completed all of today's commissions alone!"

"Huh?" At this time, Jiang Cheng had already forgotten what happened during the day, but for the excitement of Xin Baji at this time, he could only pretend to say, "Cough, I understand. , well done Shinbahaw. Well, I know it, as long as you want to do it, Shinbahaw can definitely do it. Right? Kagura?"

"Yes, yes," Kagura echoed, "Shinbaha has reached the point where a person can go to a convenience store to buy adult magazines, Aru. You can't underestimate Aru at all."

"What a bad metaphor! In your eyes, I can't even go to a convenience store to buy adult magazines alone?!" Shinpachi shouted, "I'm in your eyes. How useless?!"

"No, in a convenience store, a person chooses the kind of magazine he likes like a no-brainer, but it is the beginning of a man's maturity." Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, "If you can't even do that kind of thing, Can't be called a mature adult."

"Enough is enough, I don't want to complain anymore." Xin Ba Hao said that he was a little tired, but then his spirit was shaken and the conversation changed, and he said excitedly: "By the way, don't you want to know how things are resolved today? You guys Don't want to know how I solved the misunderstanding between that couple? I worked super hard today."

"Not interested at all." Jiang Cheng and Kagura said blankly at the same time.

"Hey?! What's the matter?!" Shinpachi said exaggeratedly, but then he laughed wickedly and looked at Kagura with a teasing face, "Ah, I see, Kagura-chan is now in Are you jealous? Are you jealous that I can complete the commission alone? Ahahaha..."

Seeing Shin Baha's proud expression, Kagura's face instantly burst into blue veins.

"Hey, don't get too carried away, you man with glasses." Jiang Cheng reminded him with a blank expression.

"I mean, I was too complacent and accidentally broke the glasses and died Aru." Kagura echoed.

"Hey, it's too much, you two! And Kagura-chan, what do you mean by breaking your glasses and dying? How many times have you said that, my body is not glasses, bastard!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Isn't that why you said it?! Don't get too carried away, you **** glasses!" Kagura shouted and punched Shin Baha in the face.

"Wow!" The glasses shattered at the same time as Xin Baji flew out.

"Look, if you're too complacent, this is the result, Aru. Aru who just reminded you just now." Kagura spread his hands and complained.

"You clearly did it on purpose!" Shin Baha shouted as he got up.

"Wait, you two" Jiang Cheng finally couldn't hold back his voice, and then looked at Xin Ba Hao with a serious face, "It might make you feel a little overwhelmed when you complete the commission alone for the first time, but This is not the time for you to be proud or ask for compliments! Because it is not the end, but the beginning of your life, bastard! Is it enough to complete a life entrusted to you by yourself?! Can your self-esteem be satisfied? Xiu?! No way!! It should be maintaining this momentum, bastard!"

"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang..." Xinba murmured.

"But..." Jiang Cheng's expression softened a bit, and he came to Xin Baji and patted Xin Baji's shoulder, "It's really good this time. Nice job, Xin Baji."

"Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji bit his lower lip to keep himself from crying.

After a long pause, Jiang Chengcai turned his head and asked Kagura in a low voice: "Kagura, by the way, what mission did Xinba Hao accomplish today?"

"I don't remember Aru at all." Kagura shook his head, squinting Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly.

Originally, Jiang Cheng wanted to ask Xin Baha, but he still chose to give up seeing Xin Baha crying bitterly.

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, took out Yinshi's clothes from behind and handed them to Xin Ba Haw, "The clothes have been dry cleaned again, then I should leave. Keep going, Xin Ba Haw."

"Hi! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha shouted gratefully after taking Yinshi's clothes.

Maybe it was because he couldn't accept the energetic Xin Ba Haw in front of him, as if he had changed his mind. After a long silence, Jiang Cheng patted Xin Ba Hao on the shoulder again, and turned around with a sigh. leave.

Just as Jiang Cheng walked to the door, Xin Baji's voice came again.

"I will continue to do my best! Jiang Chengsang!"

"Uh..." Jiang Cheng really didn't know what to say, so he could only answer casually and leave without looking back.

Just when Jiang Cheng left, Yin Shiyou woke up after fainting for a day, but the first sentence he said after waking up was: "Ah! It's too bad! There is still a commission today! Hey! Shinbaha! Kagura! How is the commission?!"

"It's all done!" Shin Baha opened the door of Yinshi's room, patted his chest and said, "I've finished all the work by myself!"

"Really?" Looking at the tears on Shin Baja's face, Yin Shi's face was full of suspicion.

"Yeah! It's all done!" Xin Baha replied, "It turns out that the husband was just preparing a surprise for his wife! That's why he goes home late every day. No cheating at all! In my efforts Now, the couple has resolved the misunderstanding and got back together!"

"Ah, Soga." Yin Shi breathed a sigh of relief and lay down again.

"Yin Sang, I completed the commission alone, I didn't ask anyone else to help."

"I see, I know~IndoMTL.com~ Yin Shi responded impatiently.

"I'm alone..."

"It's all said and done! Why do you have to repeat it so many times?!" Yin Shi shouted.

"It's me..."

"Noisy! You virgin glasses!"

"So, I'm alone..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"So, I'm a..."

"You two are very noisy!!" Kagura suddenly burst into flames and threw the two out of the window...

(This article, end.)

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