Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 274: :A girl’s heart is really elusive – for a man

About ten minutes later, the uproar in the Dengshi store gradually calmed down. At the very least, the screams of Gintoki and Xin Baji were no longer as high-pitched as they were at the beginning, and only faint moans remained.

At this point, Jiang Cheng's face instantly switched to a refreshing smile, and then he opened the door of the Dengshi store.

Gintoki and Shinba lay on the ground with bruised noses and bruised faces. Not only their clothes but also their bodies were tattered. There was no good place on their bodies. Of course, the entire interior of the Dengshi store has also become a ruin.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who opened the door and walked in, Xin Bazhu's face was covered with tears, and he whispered, "Jiang Cheng...Sang...help...I...Miss Xiaoyu... She seems to be mad..."

"That's really an incredible situation." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"The only one who can stop her is Jiang Chengsang... Please..." Xin Baha murmured, but just after she finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha saw Xiao Yu walking to Jiang Cheng and bowing her head slightly. , said something:

"Lord Jiang Cheng, the mission has been successfully completed. The injuries caused by Xiaoyu will require at least one month, half an hour and 32 seconds to lie in bed."

"Nice job, Xiaoyu." Jiang Cheng praised with a smile, "Then call an ambulance. Of course, you don't need to call, just let the two of them go back upstairs to fend for themselves. ."

"Understand."

"Wait for me!" Yin Shi, who was lying on the ground half-dead, cursed at Jiang Cheng with white eyes, "What a joke! So you instructed Xiaoyu to do this?! Kill you! "

"Xiaoyu, I don't really like the kind of time that is divided into parts and wholes. Please find a way to turn the next half an hour and a few seconds into whole numbers for me." Jiang Cheng still squinted and said with a smile.

"But this will not meet the one-month time required by Lord Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu replied.

"Ah, no problem, if it doesn't work for a month, let this silver-haired curly hair lie down for three months, if it doesn't become a whole number, let him lie down for a year, if it doesn't work, let him lie down for a lifetime. It's okay too. One in a lifetime is also an integer~ Are you right?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was still cursing on the ground, and then said.

"Understood." Saying that, Xiaoyu turned around again and walked towards Yinshi and Xinbaha.

"Wait...wait..." Looking at Xiaoyu who was getting closer and closer step by step, Yin Shi's face was full of sweat, "Listen to me! Xiaoyu! Don't just listen to that kind of man! That idiot idiot! Silly O is not worth it at all!"

Hearing this, two blue veins burst out on Jiang Cheng's face, but he continued with a smile on his face, "Xiaoyu, let him lie on the bed for the rest of his life."

"Understand."

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned and left again, and closed the door of the Dengshi store.

Hearing the screams coming from the store, Jiang Cheng's expression softened a bit.

"Sure enough, if I do this, my mood will be much better~"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then opened the door of the Dengshi store again, took out a stack of banknotes from his arms, and threw it directly on the counter of the Dengshi store.

"Xiaoyu, the money for the damage to the public property is put here, remember to tell the old woman when she comes back."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng closed the door again, turned around and left without looking back...

In the evening, Granny Dengshi, who was out for something, brought Catherine back to Dengshi's shop talking and laughing, but she stopped laughing when she opened the door.

Because the entire Dengshi store has been damaged beyond recognition, there are two humanoid objects lying on the floor, and Xiaoyu on the side is holding a broom to continuously clean up the debris.

"What happened to my shop? Terrorist bombing?" Granny Dense muttered with a black line on her face.

"Mother Dengshi... help..." A group of human-shaped spectacle frames on the ground made a faint sound...

…

The next day, Yoshihara.

"Uncle, why haven't Gin-chan and the others come to apologize to me, Aru?" Kagura asked in front of Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor boredly flipping through a jump book.

"Maybe it's because of being involved in some terrorist bombing." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Maybe he is half paralyzed and lying on the hospital bed."

"It's also possible that I can't even meet Aru now," Kagura analyzed while holding his hands. "It's even possible that he's on his way to buy vinegar kelp right now!"

"The possibility you said is zero," Jiang Cheng replied without raising his head, "now those two people are lying in the hospital receiving treatment. Don't talk about buying you vinegar kelp, they The two can't even turn over now..."

"Really, Aru?!" Kagura was shocked, "Are you really involved in the terrorist bombing, Aru?!"

Having said that, Kagura once again held his hands and nodded, and said with a sigh: "Sure enough, without me, they can't even accomplish tasks of that level."

Jiang Cheng, whose face was full of black lines, raised his head and said expressionlessly: "By the way, shouldn't you be a little more worried when you hear the tragic situation of the two of them?"

"I don't want Aru!" Kagura raised his head and looked arrogant, "It was the two of them who were at fault first, why should I care about the two of them? I won't!"

"Well, do what you want." Jiang Cheng lowered his head again and turned over the jump in his hand, "Aren't you boring to stay here? Even though it's raining, it's okay to stay indoors and watch TV all the time. It's going to be boring."

"That's right." Kagura nodded in agreement.

"Then why don't you just go for a walk outside," Jiang Cheng continued to look at the jump in his hand, and said casually, "It's better than staying in the house and getting moldy all the time."

"That's right, even if it's raining, you should be active, Aru!" Kagura stood up, then extended his hand toward Jiang Cheng, "Pocket money."

"In the shoes at the door," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then, Jiang Cheng thought of something, raised his head and reminded, "Don't forget to bring an umbrella."

"I'm not as stupid as my uncle." Kagura snorted disdainfully, then picked up his umbrella, turned around and trot towards the door.

After arriving at the door, Kagura pinched his nose and took out an envelope with a pungent smell from Jiang Cheng's shoes.

"Be careful outside. If you don't come back for dinner, remember to send a text message." Jiang Cheng's voice came again.

"I know Aru." Having said that, Kagura put on his shoes and left without looking back.

…

On the street, the rain kept falling.

"Where should we go in this weather, Aru?" Kagura muttered to himself as he walked with an umbrella, and then Kagura suddenly thought of something, but then Kagura quickly shook his head, "No, Absolutely not Aru! It was Gin-chan and the others who hurt me first with those words, why should I go to see them? No! Absolutely not!"

Saying that, Kagura nodded to himself, "Yes! That's it! Mummy taught me Aru! Girls are Aru who must never admit their mistakes first! Whether it's a girl's fault or not, you can't Admit it first! If you admit it first, it will make those men worse from now on! Aru who will fuel their arrogance!"

Thinking of this, Kagura's expression became serious, as if he had made up his mind. Then he looked at the envelope he took from Jiang Cheng's shoes, and murmured, "Today will be fine. Treat your stomach! I want to eat barbecue aru! One person will eat three people!"

After speaking, Kagura strode towards the barbecue restaurant.

But when Kagura came to the door of the barbecue restaurant, Kagura began to hesitate again.

"But... Mommy also said Aru," Kagura muttered to himself, holding his chin, "sometimes men just can't let go of their self-esteem, and girls can give men a step down at this time. ."

"No! Or not! Absolutely not!" Kagura shook his head vigorously, then stepped forward to open the glass door of the barbecue shop.

However, when Kagura's hand was about to touch the handle on the door, he suddenly stopped, "As a girl who is intellectual, generous and cute beyond words, I would occasionally take care of them at this time. It's not impossible... I'm so distressed Aru..."

In this way, Kagura stood at the door of the barbecue shop and paced back and forth. Half an hour passed, and Kagura couldn't make a choice...

…

It was noon, in front of a flower shop not far from the hospital.

Looking at the flower shop in front of him, Kagura finally chose to push the door and walked in.

[Only this time! 】 Kagura thought in his heart, 【After all, the two of them are so miserable now~IndoMTL.com~ The casual care of such a cute girl can definitely be exchanged for the moving and crying of the two of them! Yep! I'm the angelic character of the House of Masters! ]

"Welcome," the clerk greeted with a smile on her face, "does the little girl want to buy flowers? What type do you need? Are you going to the hospital to visit the elders?"

"It's not a little girl, it's the angel Aru!" Kagura corrected, "I'm like an angel to them!"

"I see," the clerk didn't mind, and continued with a smile, "Then little angel girl, what kind of flowers do you need?"

"Anything is fine, Aru," Kagura waved his hand nonchalantly, "even wild flowers picked from the road are fine. If this girl is kind enough to visit the two of them, they should be grateful. ."

"Hey, I know, how about this?" The clerk pointed to the beautiful flower basket and said, "This was ordered by a customer yesterday, but it's past the pick-up time, so it can be cheaper. I'll sell it to you."

"It's so beautiful," Kagura opened his eyes wide, and couldn't help but sigh, but then, noticing that he was a little gaffe, Kagura quickly waved his hand, "No, no, no! Beautiful flower basket Aru! Just use the most common ones for them!"

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