Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 265: :Does it really matter that the protagonist is OTAKU?

"What's the matter, Harita?" Hirota looked at Harita, whose face was covered in cold sweat, and asked in a low voice, "Is it a cold? My face is covered in sweat. Besides, I haven't eaten a single bite of breakfast."

"Ah, it's alright," Qingta raised her head quickly and waved her hand to explain, "I just don't feel very hungry."

"Hey? Do you think that what Mommy did is unpalatable?" Hirin continued to ask.

"No, it's just that last night I seemed to have a bit of a hard time eating." Qingta twitched the corners of her mouth, revealing a reluctant smile.

"But your smile is reluctant, or is it because your mother's actions are not appetizing?"

"No, it's delicious!" Qingta pretended to pick up the bowl and chopsticks, took two bites, put them down, then stood up, "I'm full! It's time for the appointment with Sister A Miao. I'm going to the dojo to practice!"

After speaking, Qingta fled the door without turning her head, but just stepped out of the door, Qingta suddenly thought of something, turned her head and reminded everyone in the room: "That's right! This morning! There seems to be a new starling TV show! Remember to help me record it, the new starling said that he wanted me to write a review of no less than 1,000 words, and said that it was also a part of swordsmanship practice. Don't talk, I'm leaving! "

After speaking, Harita left quickly.

"What kind of dojo is that..." Jiang Cheng twitched half of his face and complained, "What is that kind of nonsense practice... I just want to show off that I'm on TV..."

"This child is a little abnormal today," Hiron muttered, "I don't usually go to the dojo on a rest day so actively."

"Don't worry about it, hiccup~" Jiang Cheng stroked his belly, which was even more terrifying than being pregnant in October, burped, and said casually, "It's all like this for little devils, I don't know when they suddenly became sensible. .Although it's worse than when I was a kid."

"I don't think the last sentence is necessarily right?" Yueyong, who was opposite, said ruthlessly.

Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and said, "When it comes to eating breakfast, Mrs. Qing is far behind me! Since I was a child, I have eaten a full breakfast every day! This is Gao Zai. I can testify!"

"Are you just referring to the amount of breakfast?!" Yueyong couldn't help complaining loudly.

"Are you underestimating breakfast?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with a serious face, "Breakfast is also the most important thing in the day! If you don't eat enough, you won't have enough energy to work (games) at all. Ah!"

"Do you have a job?" Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, "Have you ever worked other than staying in your room and playing games?! You **** otaku!"

"Are you underestimating games?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "or are you underestimating those game engineers who work hard to create a game?!"

"No one says that you are an idiot, I just despise you." Yueyong pouted and replied without thinking.

"You will never understand me as a gamer... No, it should be said that the game experience officer's hard work!" Jiang Cheng held his hands with a look of disdain.

"Although there is indeed such a profession..." Yueyong murmured, "But it's completely different from your situation! You are just obsessed with games! You useless otaku!"

"What did you say?!"

Seeing Yueyong and Jiang Cheng who were arguing, Sun Lun couldn't help laughing and said softly, "It's so good to be young, so energetic in the early morning~"

"Speaking of which, what about my room?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked aloud, "I can't let me sleep on the roof, right?"

"Although I don't mind you sleeping in my room, you can't do anything strange." Hiron looked at Jiang Cheng with a teasing expression.

"You can rest assured on this point. I have no interest in an old woman like you who starts to lose the powder on her face as soon as the wind blows." Jiang Cheng said with a squinting smile.

But just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Sun Lun grabbed the hot tea in front of him without thinking and poured it on Jiang Cheng's face. Ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was screaming while covering his face, Hiron covered his mouth with a look of surprise: "Ara, I wanted to pass it to you, but I accidentally spilled it~ I'm really sorry~"

"You did it on purpose..." Jiang Cheng said with a pained face covering his face, "It's very hot, old woman..."

"God, I accidentally spilled it again~" Sun Wheel once again poured a cup of hot tea at Jiang Cheng.

"It's not over yet!! Stinky old woman!"

"God, accidentally..."

…

After breakfast, Takasugi returned to Jiang Cheng's room. It is worth mentioning that Takasugi didn't say a word throughout the breakfast time. He didn't even say "Thank you for your hospitality" after eating.

…

"Hey, I'm off to patrol." Yueyong said from the window.

Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the roof with his hands on his head, yawned and replied, "Ah, I'm not interested today. Take Baihua with you."

After being silent for a while, Yueyong asked slowly, "Although I'm not interested, but, you know? That man's purpose."

"No, I don't know," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I'm too lazy to understand that kind of troublesome thing."

"Really, it's really straightforward to tell a lie," Yueyong spat softly, "Forget it, for today's share even if you have a rest. Also, it's up to you to help Qingta record the show. Here it is for you."

"Hey hey..." Jiang Cheng responded lazily.

…

In the morning, Yueyong's room.

Jiang Cheng yawned and put the videotape into the video recorder in front of him, then turned on the TV.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng was bored and lay down on his side with his head on one hand in front of the TV.

On the screen on the TV, the host in a suit held a microphone and faced the screen with an opening remark: "The problems of the Nite family and the problems of the squat family at home, these are indeed growing shortages. The energetic young people, as well as those who are called the reserve army - the crowd called OTAKU, today are a hundred people who call themselves OTAKU."

"What is the reason for them to confine themselves in a small environment? The truth will be revealed soon! The OTAKU summit..."

(Nit: neet, squat at home.)

(OTAKU: otaku, the so-called otaku, in a broad sense, refers to people who are keen on various subcultures and have an extremely deep understanding of the culture; , comics, and video games.)

"This society is sick too~" Jiang Cheng yawned and wiped the corners of his eyes, "Even such idiots can be on TV shows~"

Yue Yong, who had just finished patrolling, walked into the door with a look of contempt when she heard Jiang Cheng's words.

"Oh, Yueyue, the patrol is over," Jiang Cheng turned to look at Yueyong, "Hey? Wait, why are you looking at me with that contemptuous look? What do you mean? Explain in advance. Oh, I'm not an OTAKU! It's totally different from those **** on TV!"

Yueyong pouted and snorted disdainfully, then walked to the side and sat down, ignoring the idiot in front of her.

"What do you mean by humming?! Please explain it to me clearly!" Jiang Cheng insisted, "I'm obviously different from them! Although I do look a bit like OTAKU, but with them It’s completely different! I set myself a work (game) goal every day! I plan my time (tasks in the game) well every day!”

"Shut up, you **** OTAKU!" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"I'm really angry if you say that again!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Who is OTAKU! I work super hard when I work (game)!"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's words, Yueyong turned her attention to TV, perhaps because she wanted to find something in common with Jiang Cheng in those people who were like Jiang Cheng in a certain sense...

…

In the show, the OTAKUs are divided into two groups, one is the three-dimensional headed by the temple guards led by the new eight haw... not or the idol OTAKU, and the other is the two who are obsessed with animation Dimension OTAKU.

"First of all, I think it's better to re-examine the viewpoint that all OTAKU are classified as nits. Among us [Idol OTAKU], there are also OTAKU who work hard and get along well with the society!" On TV The new Ba Haw held his chin and chatted.

"Mmmm," Jiang Cheng nodded in front of the TV, "It's rare for Xinba Haw to say a fair word today. Indeed, even in OTAKU, there are people who work as hard as I do."

"Hey, now you have admitted that you are OTAKU." Yue Yong reminded blankly.

On TV:

"Well, that's it," the host took back the microphone and nodded, then looked at the person behind Xin Baji who raised his hand, "So what's your opinion on No. 31?"

"I..."

The man behind Xin Ba Haw who was wearing the number 31 was just about to speak out, but Xin Ba Haw stood up first, and said angrily to the microphone: "Take OTAKU as a victim~IndoMTL. com~ Blame everything on us... This show with this basic attitude is the problem in Japan today!"

"Ah, I got it, I got it," the host calmly reassured, "It's not your time to speak, please be patient..."

"Well said! Shin Baha!" Jiang Cheng in front of the TV cheered for Shin Baha through the screen, "Let's change the whole Japanese people's impression of us OTAKU in one go!"

"Hey, you have completely regarded yourself as an OTAKU." Yueyong once again complained expressionlessly, "Does it really matter if the protagonist is an OTAKU?"

On the TV, Shin Bahau didn't mean to stop at all, holding the microphone in the host's hand and continued: "Besides, it's strange to confuse OTAKU with dark things as soon as he opens his mouth!"

"So, can I ask you to be quiet for a while and give others the opportunity to speak first." The host said impatiently, "Now is not your time to speak..."

"What we support is idols, and they are real people in reality anyway." Xin Baha said solemnly, holding his hands in his hands, and then looked at the two-dimensional OTAKUs on the opposite side with contempt, "I still don't understand me. Do you mean? People who love fantasy and anime game heroines!"

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