Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 255: :The [basic unit] of combat power varies from person to person!
"No, it's equivalent to seven thousand nine hundred and thirty Europeans." Kamenashi explained with a thumbs up.
"It's not cute at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "It's disgusting!"
"You bastard! Are you underestimating the samurai?!" Kubing Guard stepped forward and grabbed Kamenashi's tortoise shell and said with a stern tone, and then his face turned slightly red, "I don't need Oupai, please give it to me. I replaced it with seven thousand nine hundred and thirty small [beep-]..."
"Stop talking! It's even more disgusting!" Shinbaha hurriedly shouted.
"It's you next." Kamenashi looked at Sogou, who had always been indifferent and stood there with his hands on his head.
"Cut, it's boring." Zongwu spat, and then took out a small leather whip from behind, "There are so many turtles here, it must be very suitable to use turtles to practice tortoise shell binding. That... the opposite **** Can you introduce me to the sea turtle?"
"Amazing!" Kamenashi exclaimed, looking at the constantly rising value on the combat power meter, "Eight thousand... nine thousand... ten thousand... The value keeps rising! It's amazing!"
"Stabilized!" Kamenashi shouted again, "Twenty-one thousand eight hundred and ninety..."
"As expected of Okita-san!" Shinbaha praised.
"S! It's 21,890 S!" Kamenashi said the second half of the sentence.
"Wait for me!" Shinbaha hurriedly stopped, "What's going on?! Don't you say girls only change units?! Why does Okita-san also change units?!"
"I don't know much about this either," Kamenashi shook his head, "maybe he might change his unit when facing a special group of people."
"I think I should have known," Sogo murmured with his arms crossed, "21,890 is the number of times I have tried to kill Hijikata-san."
"It seems that it's not easy for Hijikata-san," Xin Baha said with twitching corners of his eyes, and then looked at Old Yintouer and Old Jiangtouer who were sitting on the ground drinking tea, as well as the people who were sitting on the ground. Fourteen's portrait, "It might be better for him to say that Hijikata-san has become like this. At least he doesn't have to face Okita-san's assassination anymore..."
Just after Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, Kagura on the side couldn't wait to reach out and shouted: "It's up to me next! Come and test how many Opai Aru I have!"
"Oh," Kamenashi looked at something after answering, but then Kamenashi took a step back in shock, "Unbelievable! Incredible! Eight thousand... nine thousand... ten thousand... numerical value. Keep going!"
Suddenly, Kamenashi found something and continued: "No, it's not right! It's falling! It's not 10,000 O but minus 10,000 O! I can't believe it, what's going on?! Why doesn't it stop? Falling?"
"It's the two people behind you and the portrait!" Kamenashi finally found out what was affecting the combat effectiveness meter, "The combat effectiveness of the two old men and the portrait is minus 15,000... minus 30,000... still declining. ! The minimum value has been reached, not good..."
Before Kamenashi could finish speaking, the combat power measuring device in his ear issued an alarm sound of [Di Di Di Di Di Di], followed by a [bang] explosion.
"It's impossible to measure..." Kamenashi said with an unbearable expression after glancing at the combat power measuring device that had been shattered into pieces on the ground.
"Minus 30,000... How much hindrance this is..." Xin Ba Ha murmured while looking at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were sitting on the ground with teacups in their hands, "Even if we all add up, There's no way to make up for it!"
"Bad 30,000..." Kamenashi sighed softly, and then explained to himself, "This value is a level that even a nursing home is completely unable to take responsibility for. Even if these two people are placed separately Two ways, minus 15,000, this hole is too big."
"Wait for me..." The fourteenth old man on the portrait shouted, "What about me? Count me as well, bastard! Are you going to abandon me because it's a portrait?!"
Ignoring Old Fourteen's complaints, Kamenashi continued, "There's no way, even if it's just a little bit, let's bring 100 pieces of kelp per person to increase the value. Although it's just a drop in the bucket, something is better than nothing."
"No, it would be better if you don't have it," Shinbaha said without hesitation, "Why does your combat power increase when you bring Kumbu?"
"Then I'll bring 300 pieces of Aru! I'll fill the gaps in the silver sauce!" Kagura shouted.
But as soon as Kagura's voice fell, a bullet hit Kubei's toes not far away.
"That's it!" Kubei looked in the direction of the bullet, and found a turtle with a sniper rifle on the palace floor not far ahead. After the turtle noticed that the position was exposed, he quickly Changed location.
"Not good! It was discovered!" Kamenashi shouted to the people behind him, "If you stand together, you will be sniped, and everyone will spread out!"
"I'm going up from this side, be careful..." Saying so, Sou Wu started to climb a high wall.
"We also attacked from this side." Kubei climbed up second.
"Shinbaha, you guys are taking another route, just leave it to us here, Aru!" Kagura also climbed up.
"Wait for me!" Xin Baji, who was holding the portrait of the fourteenth portrait, pointed at Lao Jiangtou and Lao Yintou behind him, "Don't you mean to divide the combat power into three equal parts? ?! What's the point of the combat power meter?! It seems that my side is full of rubbish! Why don't you take an old man away?!"
As soon as Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, he realized that the three of them were climbing faster.
"You can definitely hear it! It's definitely just deliberately ignoring me!" Shin Baha scolded again, "At least take the portrait away! You bastards!"
"I'm chasing it!" Hasegawa reminded looking at the group of turtle soldiers rushing towards him.
"Shinhachi-kun, leave it to us here! Hurry up!" Kamenashi reminded him by turning his head.
"Let's go, do you want me to carry the portrait and take these old men with me?!" Xin Baha shouted with white eyes, "Why is it me?!"
"The future of Ryugu Castle and the Earth is left to you young people." Kamenashi turned his head and put on his sunglasses again, showing a look ready to die.
"You're not young at all, okay! One has become a portrait, okay?!"
After Hasegawa took two steps forward, he helped the sunglasses on his face.
"Are you going to go too?" Kamenashi chuckled, "I'm really sorry to make you do such a bad job."
"Hey! I'm the one doing the bad errands, okay?!" Shinba shouted from behind.
"Oh, it's nothing, I lost a life anyway." Hasegawa chuckled, "For veterans, death is just a relief."
"Here are the veterans!" Shin Baha shouted again.
"Sprinkle! Come on! Send them all to hell!" At the same time, Kamenashi indented into the turtle's shell.
"Oh!" Hasegawa also indented into the turtle shell.
Immediately afterwards, two people shouted at the turtle soldiers and rolled over...
However... all the turtle soldiers consciously gave way to the two of them... Then, the tortoise shell drowned the road and continued to roll over until it rolled to the edge of the Dragon Palace and fell down...
"It's completely useless!!!" Xin Ba Haw, who was holding the portrait, carried Lao Jiangtou and Lao Yintou on his back, turned his head and started to flee desperately.
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On the other side.
"It's surprising that the last hope to save the earth is actually that kind of person." Otoji looked at the figure of Xin Baji in the mirror in front of her, and gave a sinister smile.
Then, Otoji turned to look at Yue Yong and A Miao, who were **** and hung in the air, "But don't worry, they will go with you soon, you two should go to that world first. ."
Looking at Otoji in front of her, A Miao spat in disdain, and then recalled the scene at that time...
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Ten minutes ago, A Miao stood in front of Ottoji, while Yueyong stood behind Ottoji and asked Kuwu how to recover...
"Don't you think that you have already won for sure?" Yi Ji glanced at Yue Yong behind her and laughed loudly, "My old man has lived for thousands of years! You almost used these methods to deal with me!" /
Yueyong said disdainfully: "Don't be silly, as long as my hand is a little harder, your head will be..."
Before she could finish speaking, Yueyong suddenly felt bad for a while, and instantly retreated a few steps and evacuated from the spot. At the same time, several bullets also hit Yueyong's previous position.
"A sniper..." Yueyong murmured after looking up at him.
"Miss Yueyong! It doesn't matter, right?" A Miao shouted with concern.
"Ah...it doesn't matter..." Yueyong replied.
"Very good..." A Miao said happily, but then, A Miao saw the blood on Yueyong's right calf, "No...that's..."
"It's alright~IndoMTL.com~ just got shot accidentally..." Yueyong replied, "The most important thing now is to find out how to recover."
"The way to recover?" Otoji couldn't help laughing, "It seems that you guys are really being fooled by Kamenashi. How could there be such a way... Hahahaha..."
"What did you say..." A Miao involuntarily took a few steps back and looked at Yi Ji in disbelief.
At the same time, several rifles were placed on the back of A Miao and Yueyong's heads.
"After all, you're going to die, so, before that, I'll show you all my mercy," Yi Ji glanced at A Miao and Yueyong, then turned around slowly, turning her back to the two of them. People say, "All the humans aged by the gas of Treasure Box G have no way to recover! The world is over!"
"Mad! Why do you do such a thing?!" A Miao, who was **** again, scolded at Otsuki.
"Why?" Yiji turned to look at A Miao, "I'm just upset! It's not nice to see you who are still young and beautiful! Why am I the only one getting old?! Why?!"
Having said that, Otoji looked at the turtle soldiers beside him and instructed: "Enough is enough, take the two of them down to feed the sharks."
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