Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 221: :The general’s orders are irresistible!
When Kagura moved the chopsticks, the chopsticks were still aimed at Mao Mao...
The result of Kubei's chopsticks, the result is the same as above...
The result of the little monkey flipping the chopsticks is the same as above...
A Miao...the result is the same as above...
And Mao Mao also took the trouble to perform several gymnastics from beginning to end...
"I feel like I'm sweating a lot," Mao Mao wiped the sweat from his face, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, and said with a smile, "I haven't exercised like this for a long time, I really enjoyed myself today. ."
[It's really bad! Old Eighth,] Yin Shi looked at Xinba Haw, who was on the side, [This idiot His Highness is getting used to it! The action of **** is getting more and more proficient! And... the radio gymnastics are also getting more and more proficient! What to do! By the way, how many times have we watched radio gymnastics? Even his "little soldiers" I'm getting used to it! ]
[Calm down! Silver Sang! 】 Xin Baha looked at Yin Shi with a comforting look, 【Is this a good thing? Maybe after getting used to it, the general will not feel ashamed, maybe! Our brains may also be saved! ]
[That's right! ]
However, at this moment, Jiang Cheng said: "But, you are the only one playing from start to finish, okay? We don't seem to be involved at all~ It's really cunning~"
[Can someone give this guy a shot in the head! 】 Yin Shi gritted his teeth and thought bitterly.
"What Jiang Chengsang said is that you were the only one involved from the beginning to the end~ It's really cunning~" A Miao covered her face and scolded with a smile.
"So Da So Da! It's so unfair!" Xiao Yuan's face was full of displeasure, "People also want to see Yin Sang's naked dance!"
"Is that so?" Mao Mao smiled naively, and there was a hint of joy and satisfaction on his face, but it disappeared in a flash, "Then I am really lucky."
"So... let's change the game, shall we?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "How about changing the game so that everyone can participate?"
"Well, ok, after playing for so long, I also want to try other games." Mao Mao said with a smile.
"Then choose the next game..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yin Shi who was beside him.
"Wait! Choose King's Game for the next game!"
"Hey? Why?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, pouted his face reluctantly, "I still want to play wild ball boxing."
"What kind of bar is it that can play wild ball boxing!" Ginshi scolded, "The king's game is suitable for playing in a bar!"
"Forget it, it's whatever you say. The king's game is the king's game. I don't care anyway." Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently.
"What do you mean by King's Game?" Mao Mao frowned lightly and seemed a little puzzled.
"The young general doesn't seem to understand the rules of the King's Game yet," Yinshi explained with a smile, "Then let me explain a little bit. The so-called King's Game is made of chopsticks with the words [King] and numbers written on them. The lottery, if someone draws the king's lottery, they can issue all kinds of rude orders to others~ and they are irresistible~"
Listening to Yin Shi's slightly seductive voice, Mao Mao once again exhaled two excited air currents from his nostrils.
"Hey, Yinsang, the general seems to be getting excited again..." Shin Baha said in a low voice, expressionlessly.
"Don't worry about that kind of thing!" Yin Shi whispered back, "Whether the situation just now can be reversed depends entirely on the next game! Do you understand?!"
Xin Ba Hao's eyes slowly widened: "Yin Sang, you mean..."
"That's right! Our goal is to make the general the king! As long as the general can enjoy the game to the fullest..." Speaking of which, Ginto folded his arms and chuckled, "Then everything in front can be revealed. Maybe we can get a big reward too!”
After listening, Xin Baji nodded heavily, "I understand!"
"It turns out that, it turns out that the king game is like this." Mao Mao nodded, "It sounds really interesting."
"Yeah, the so-called king is like a general~" Yin Shi quickly replied with a smile, then as if he suddenly thought of something, he patted his hand and said, "Then why don't we change the king game to How about a game of generals? How about changing the lottery that says the king to be a general?"
[As expected of a silver mulberry! How can he be so secretive and flattering! ] Xin Baji thought to himself, and then echoed: "It makes sense, it would be more suitable to switch to the general game~"
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"The first round, start!" Yin Shi shouted with several pairs of disposable chopsticks in his hands.
But then, several girls present jumped like tigers and wolves and rushed towards Yinshi...
Boom! ! !
After a loud bang, the sofa where Gintoki was sitting was broken into pieces of wood.
"Yin Sang, no matter how you look at them, they are all for their own selfish desires..." Xin Baha got up from the ground expressionlessly, pushed his eyes and whispered, "The desire to please guests is simply for the sake of Zero..."
But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded.
"Yeah, it looks like I'm the general in the first round~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, and then raised the chopsticks in his hand with the general written on it.
【Jiang Chengsang! When exactly...] Xin Ba Ha's heart is full of confusion.
"It's best not to make too many demands~" A Miao said with a smile.
Seeing A Miao's slightly threatening smile, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and waved his hand quickly, "Don't worry! No more."
"Then, the general's order is..." A Miao continued.
"That's right, the order for the first round is..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng glanced at the lottery in Mao Mao's hand, "Then number three will play the Pocky game with the person on his left!"
Jiang Cheng's glance at Mao Mao just now did not escape Xin Ba Ha's eyes.
【Jiang Chengsang! 】 Xin Ba Ha's heart is full of emotion, 【I knew Jiang Cheng Sang must have noticed! Thank you so much! Jiang Chengsang! ]
"Pocky game? But we don't have that kind of thing here..." A Miao said with some distress, "Is it too late to buy it now?"
"That makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, then suddenly saw a long baguette on the table, "How about using this instead?!"
"Yeah! I didn't expect such a convenient thing~ Jiang Chengsang is really smart~" A Miao squinted her eyes and praised.
"Yo Xi, don't be shy, come on!" Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao and said.
"I'm not No. 3..." Mao Mao's eyes flashed a trace of loss, "I'm No. 2."
Jiang Cheng: "..."
"That idiot!" Yin Shi secretly scolded, "How can the number two be regarded as the number three!"
"But who is the number three..." Xin Baha murmured while holding his chin, but his eyes fell on the sign in his hand, and there was a big "three" on the sign... /
"Hey, Yinsang..." Shinbaha held out his sign with a blank expression.
"So it's you," Yinshi laughed, but only laughed, because Yinshi finally reacted, "Wait, the left side of No. 3 is the left side of Xinbaji... wait. Next...isn't that me?!"
"Yes, Yinsang... After all, the General's orders cannot be resisted..." Shinbaha said with a blank expression.
"No no no, it's too bad! That kind of picture is too bad!" Yinshi quickly refused.
"It turned out to be the two of you," Jiang Cheng smiled, and then handed the baguette to Xin Bajie's hand, "Let go of your mouth first and ask for a dance with your naked body~"
Gintoki and Shinbaha's faces darkened even more.
Then, Gintoki and Shin Baja face each other, each biting one end of a baguette.
After Jiang Cheng shouted to start...
(The following pictures are for readers to imagine by themselves. You can refer to Iori Nakahara and Kopei Imamura in the blue sea...)
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"It looks like a tie~" Jiang Cheng said, looking at Shin Baha and Yin Shi, who were both lying on the ground and vomiting.
Xin Ba Haw wiped the saliva from his mouth, his face full of hopelessness. Gintoki also had the same expression.
"Then let's start the second round!" Jiang Cheng announced.
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"Yoshi, it's finally my turn this time!" Gintoki raised the lottery in his hand.
【Silver Sang! 】 Xin Baha sent a look.
Yin Shi nodded knowingly, then looked at Jiang Cheng.
After noticing Yin Shi's eyes, Jiang Cheng glanced slightly at the sign in Mao Mao's hand, and then secretly stretched out one finger on his left hand and three fingers on his right hand. Meaning: it's number four!
But what Yin Shi thought was: either number one or number three!
"Then, the one who draws No. 4 will take off his clothes until only his underwear is left!" Ginto said.
Jiang Cheng is furious.
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Looking at Mao Mao, who had only taken off his underwear, Yin Shi was so angry that he grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and stared at his big red eyes: What's going on? ! Why is he number four! Doesn't it mean that it's either number one or number three? !
Jiang Cheng: I said it was number four! How did you interpret it!
Gintoki: Show me a hand, you bastard! !
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The third round. This time, it was A Miao who got the general's signature.
"That's great! It's me who got the general to sign this time!" A Miao said happily, "Then, this time, I'll lend No. 3 clothes to the person who looks the coldest here!"
Jiang Cheng glanced at the sign in the young general's hand and sprayed it out again.
"Wait a minute... Jiang Chengsang's reaction... shouldn't it be..." Xin Baji's head was full of black lines, and the corners of his eyes began to draw.
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Looking at the briefs on Little Ape's head and Mao Mao who was stripped again, Gintoki and Shin Baha are really about to collapse now.
[Why is it a general again! ! Is this person a gaming black hole? ! Can someone explain it! ! 】 Yin Shi roared in his heart.
"This, it stinks..." Little Ape tore off the briefs on his head and threw them directly to the ground.
[You give me enough time! 】 Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed.
"Then let's do it one last time." With that said, Jiang Cheng took out a pair of chopsticks and handed it to Mao Mao, "This time you will smoke first."
Looking at the lottery with all the generals written on it, Mao Mao raised the corner of his mouth, and then took out one.
"Then, next time, if you can, play with me again." Mao Mao glared out the sign in his hand and said with a soft expression, "Don't treat me as a general, but still treat me as an ordinary person, An ordinary person called Tokugawa Shigeru."
"Lord General..." Shinpachi murmured, "Of course you can!"
Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly: "No way, after all, you can't disobey the orders of the General~"
"That's right." Gintoki also smiled.
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"I had a great time today, thank you very much." Mao Mao stood up ~IndoMTL.com~ and said to the crowd, "Then, I should go back too."
"Walk slowly~"
Having said that, Mao Mao raised his feet and walked to the door.
"Well, Yinsang, do you feel that the general is different?"
"Huh? Isn't it the same as usual?" Yin Shi waved his hand in disapproval.
"No, it's really different, I always feel like something's missing..." Xin Baha pointed at Mao Mao, who was naked and had mosaics somewhere, and suddenly, Xin Baha responded, " If you look closely, isn't the general wearing nothing?!!"
"Calm down, Xin Ba Ha," Jiang Cheng said, "Sometimes a creature like a man wants to let go and untangle all the shackles and relax."
"That's right, Shinhachi." Gintoki nodded in agreement.
"Wait! It's not like that at all! It's not like that when you untie the **** and let go of everything!" Shinba shouted, "Damn it! The members of the Shinsengumi are still at the door! See In this situation..."
"Yo Xi, I still have something to do, so I'll go through the back door first..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head and walked out first.
"Hey!!!"
(Maomao Bar~End!)
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