Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 2: :The so-called life begins with learning to hold an umbrella for yourself or others!

"Why did you give him your umbrella?" The owner of Xinghai Fang was puzzled.

"Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me?" Jiang Hua asked rhetorically with a smile, then turned his head out of the window and took a puff on the cigarette stick in his hand, "His life has been from learning to be Start with an umbrella for yourself or someone else.”

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It has been a month since Jiang Cheng came to this place called Earth, and Jiang Cheng gradually learned that his country is called Japan, and now there are wars everywhere.

However, Jiang Cheng is not interested in any of these. What he wants to know most now is what [life] is what Jiang Hua's sister asked him to find, so Jiang Cheng has not stopped. When he catches someone, he asks what is [life]. .

But most people didn't care when they saw that he was a child, and let him leave with a smile. Very few people responded to him with different purposes, and Jiang Cheng gradually realized that [people] are not such simple creatures. And gradually realized that [life] is not something delicious or specific.

Today, as usual, Jiang Cheng carried the umbrella that was much higher than himself, and caught passers-by and asked him what "life" was, but as usual, few people answered him.

After Jiang Cheng walked for a while, it started to rain slowly, and there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road. After a while, there was no one in the visible range of Jiang Cheng's eyes. And the rain was getting heavier and heavier, Jiang Cheng had no choice but to hold up his umbrella.

"It seems that today's luck is really good," a smiling and gentle-sounding man's voice sounded behind Jiang Cheng, "Not only did I pick up a [ghoul], but also a lost one. [Little Rabbit].”

Jiang Cheng turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw a long-haired man with a smile on his face leading a boy with naturally curly silver hair holding a sword in his arms.

"It seems that it is not just a simple creature like [Little Rabbit]." Yoshida Songyang continued, "I heard that a child with an umbrella always asks passersby what [Life] is. It seems that It's you."

"We're all wet." Jiang Cheng pointed at the two and said.

"Then can we hold your umbrella together?" Yoshida Songyang still said with a smile.

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head and nodded seriously. Because he didn't feel the danger signal from this man.

Then Yoshida Songyang pulled the boy with naturally curly silver hair towards Jiang Cheng, Yoshida Songyang leaned down and stretched out his hand, Jiang Cheng understood what he meant, and handed him the umbrella without hesitation.

"Since you handed me the umbrella, the [life] you want to know the answer has already begun." Yoshida Songyang took the umbrella with one hand, touched Jiang Cheng's head with the other, and said said.

Jiang Cheng tilted his head and seemed a little confused. At this time, Yoshida Songyang continued, "If you want to know what the so-called [life] is, come with us, and one day, you will understand. What is the so-called "life"?"

After Songyang finished speaking, he held an umbrella and walked forward. The silver-haired boy with natural curly hair who was holding a sword followed, and from time to time he looked back at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng thought about it for a few seconds. , made up his mind, and followed.

In this way, an adult and two children are holding the same umbrella and gradually disappear in the rain...

"What's your name?" The boy with naturally curly silver hair asked first.

"Jiang Cheng." This is the first time Jiang Cheng has communicated with a child of his own age.

"Jiang Cheng? It's really a simple name." The silver-haired boy picked his nostrils and said casually, "My name is Sakata Gintoki. How old are you?"

"Seven years old." Jiang Cheng replied seriously.

"Seven years old? Hey, like me, do you have any interest? Comics, games, etc." Gintoki continued.

This question was asked Jiang Cheng at once, Jiang Cheng thought about it, but couldn't think of an answer.

"You don't even have any interest, do you?!" Gintoki seemed to have seen something strange.

"[Life], this is something I'm interested in." Jiang Cheng raised his face and answered with a straight face.

"Pfft!" Yin Shi frantically exclaimed, "What kind of interest is that!! Didn't anyone tell you that the so-called [life] is not an item!"

"I know, I asked a lot of people, and some were willing to answer me, but those who were willing to answer each gave a different answer. Why is this?" Jiang Cheng still asked seriously.

Songyang listened to the conversation between the two little animals behind him, and smiled calmly, but said nothing.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter, but I think I should teach you something. For example, if someone asks you about your interests, you can answer like this." Yin Shi said and then pointed at Jiang Cheng. He waved his hand and winked.

Jiang Cheng understood and came over, then Yin Shi whispered something in Jiang Cheng's ear.

"Soga Soga, I got it." After listening to this, Jiang Cheng's face made me understand.

"Yoshi, let's practice again now." Yin Shi nodded in relief, "Jiang Chengjun, what are your interests?"

"Of course it's Serge Serge (watery/vigorous)..." However, before Jiang Cheng could say the last few words, Songyang hit him on the head with one punch.

"It hurts, it hurts!" said the two little ones, covering their heads at the same time.

"Yinshi, don't teach Jiang Cheng those things that you have and don't have!" Although Songyang still had a smile on his face, the blue veins on his face jumped, "And Jiang Cheng, don't let others Define your [life]. Interests, things you like or things you hate, this is your [life].”

Silver Times: "Private Marseille!"

Jiang Cheng: "I know!"

In this way, the three of them continued on the road. The three of them stopped and went along the way. For the man named Songyang, for some reason, Jiang Cheng felt a warm feeling like Jiang Hua from him. feel. Unconsciously, I want to trust him.

One month, two months, three months... The three people never stopped, they just kept walking. Whether it was Yin Shi or Jiang Cheng who asked where the end of Songyang's journey was. But Songyang always has a smiling face, "The journey of [Life] has no end."

Jiang Cheng has learned a lot, such as some common sense of life, and for example, he learned to complain with Yin Shi. Jiang Cheng learned that there is a kind of people called "Samurai" in this country, and Songyang is a "Samurai".

A year later.

"From today, let's settle down here!" Songyang said suddenly one day.

"What did you say suddenly?! Didn't you say [the journey of life has no end]!" Yin Shi frantically complained.

"Yes yes yes, this is the second point I want to say, in life, we have to learn to stop and enjoy the beautiful scenery." Song Yang said and looked at the farmland under the sunset who was making trouble group of children.

"I don't mind, it's up to you. What about you, Jiang Cheng?" Yin Shi stood there with his hands on his back and said indifferently, and looked at Jiang Cheng who was still carrying the light blue umbrella.

"Me too." Jiang Cheng replied.

After a year, Jiang Cheng's appearance has also changed a lot, he has grown a little taller, and is even more handsome. Originally, the hair was getting longer and longer, but it was simply trimmed by Songyang and tied into a single ponytail.

Yin Shi complained more than once, if there is a cross scar on his face, it is a proper drawing of the sword. (PS: Drawing of the Sword is the protagonist of Hiimura Kenshin, the protagonist of Rurouni Kenshin.)

In fact, during the one-year journey, Jiang Cheng also learned how to fight and how to fight with Yinshi. In the battle with Yinshi, he is currently completely defeated. Although Jiang Cheng's strength is stronger and his physical fitness is even more outrageous than Yin Shi, he is always fooled by some Yin Shi's little tricks.

For example, during the battle, "There's a plane over there!" Yin Shi suddenly pointed to Jiang Cheng's back and said.

The result is...

However, Jiang Cheng has gradually learned to be smart since then. Planes and spaceships can no longer fool him. Now, at least he needs a level such as ufo or meteorite to attract Jiang Cheng's attention.

Voiceover: What kind of learning is this smart? ! Can't see it at all! ! !

Yin Shi secretly asked Songyang what happened to Jiang Cheng's body, but Songyang did not give Yin Shi an accurate answer~IndoMTL.com~ just said that Jiang Cheng is an endangered race in the universe, Endangered to the point that he may be the only one left.

At the same time, Yin Shi discovered that Jiang Cheng was different from ordinary people. In the middle of every month, Jiang Cheng would fall into a deep sleep, and each time he fell asleep for one to three days. During this time, Songyang carried Jiang Cheng on his back. Songyang once told Yin Shi that this was the habit of Jiang Cheng's race.

Wai Yinshi also discovered that, like a coincidence, whenever Jiang Cheng was sleeping, his luck with Songyang would become particularly good, for example, when he was hungry, one suddenly appeared on the road - Food Magazine Category.

Voiceover: Shouldn't the food be there? ! Food magazines appear to make trouble like that? ! ! Is this really called luck? ! Won't it make your stomach even more hungry? ! Is it Wangmei to quench thirst? ! Besides, is it really good for the author to count like this? ! Aren't readers angry? !

A certain author: Wait a minute, everyone, this voiceover seems to be malfunctioning, I will fix it a little.

In this way, on a dark and windy night for a month, the author's house, a radius of ten miles, heard the screams of a certain [voice-over].

A writer lit an after-the-fact cigarette, looked at the [voice-over] who was hugging the quilt and sobbing, and said: Come again, did you learn to be smart this time?

[Voiceover] Hearing the sound, he stopped sobbing immediately and nodded heavily.

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In this way, in this remote countryside, a private school called [Panasonic Village School] was born. As time went by, the reputation of [Panasonic Village School] gradually spread around.

It is said that a samurai with two children opened a private school. He did not charge a penny and educated the children of poor families hand in hand. And this samurai is Yoshida Songyang of 【Panasonic Village School】...