Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 18: :Falling Street Author: You must respect the CP fans of the original work! Four thousand words (God…

"You... are you also a night rabbit?" The explosive leader asked in disbelief, looking at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand.

"What? You too? Is there still a night rabbit with an explosive head?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"Ahahahaha, in fact, we're just here to sell newspapers, aren't we, guys?" the leader shouted to the younger brothers behind him with a guilty conscience.

"Yes, yes!"

"Just to promote the newspaper."

Those afro-headed brothers began to echo.

"At least say that you are selling explosives! Are you looking for a reason so bad?!" Jiang Cheng said in disgust, "Come on, shout with me: We are here to sell explosives! Two!"

"We're here to sell afro!"×n

"Not neat enough! Do it again! One or two!"

"We're here to sell afro!"

"The voice is not loud enough! The feelings are not sincere enough! Do it again! One or two!"

"We're here to sell afro!"

Jiang Cheng nodded.

"What's so noisy in the daytime! It's even making people sleepless!" Granny Denshi's voice rang out, which instantly startled everyone.

Grandma Dengshi looked up, "Is it your fault again! Silver time! What kind of face does the guy who owes the rent yell when the master is sleeping!"

"Rent?" Yin Shi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and hugged the leading explosive head, "Baba! Actually, this is my friend! Come and help me pay the rent!"

"Isn't it right~ Exploding head gentleman~" Yin Shi said with a gloomy smile on his face, and whispered in the ear of the exploding head leader: "Be honest with me~ or I will call the police~"

The leading explosive head panicked instantly and turned to Granny Dengshi downstairs, "Yes, yes, we are here to pay the rent for this silver-haired natural curler."

"Really? How come I don't remember you having such a friend?"

"What do you say? Silver hair with natural curly hair and explosive curly hair, don't they sound like good friends? Ahahahaha." Gintoki laughed after saying that.

"So Da So Da, the explosive curly hair and the silver hair natural curly have always been good friends, ahahaha." The explosive head who was threatened by Yinshi also laughed.

"Hey, why do you feel like we're more of a bad guy. In every sense." Shinbaha→_→ said.

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"That...the rent has already been paid for you, and a hundred puddings have been bought. Can you let us go?" The leader knelt on the ground and asked with a trembling smile.

"Well, I did a good job this time, remember that there won't be such a good treatment next time." Yin Shi said impatiently, holding on to his pudding belly.

After Yinshi finished speaking, a group of people stumbled up and rushed to the door, for fear that the silver-haired natural curly would make some excessive demands.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was already lying on the sofa and fell asleep, but Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng who was asleep with a tangled face, and didn't know what he was thinking.

"Yin Sang, why do you think you're the villain?" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain after watching the group of explosive heads leave.

"Remuneration, reward, shouldn't you pay in advance before asking someone to do something?" Gintoki said nonchalantly, and then looked at the back window of his house, "That little girl under the window, if you have anything to say now , after all, the remuneration has already been paid."

"Who wants your help, Aru!" Kagura said, and turned in again, but said very arrogantly, "But if you really have to help, I can accept Aru reluctantly. ."

"Well, don't be brave at this time, tell me, do you want to go home now or do you want us to help you find your stupid uncle?" Yin Shi said casually, picking his nostrils.

"At that time, I was invited by that guy and said things like [Would you like to change with me] [You will have salmon tea and rice with three meals] Aru." Kagura sat down again and took the He picked up the pudding left on the table and said while eating on his own.

"Hey! Go straight to the point! I entered the memory without permission for Mao! Also, those puddings are what I'm going to eat tomorrow!"

However, Kagura continued to say to himself, "I immediately left with him when I heard those words."

"Why?! At least the three meals should be different! Your conditions are too low!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain.

"I'm a little stronger than the people of the earth, so I've been helping them with errands, and I can eat salmon tea and rice Aru every day. I feel very happy. But my recent work is also [live]."

"No, that read [Upgrade]." Shin Baha corrected.

"Even asked me to fetch someone else's [lifeblood] Aru."

"Speaking of which, [Baihua] often does this kind of work." Yueyong interjected.

"Uh, it's not the lifeblood, but the life. The life is different from the lifeblood. It's different from the work of [Baihua]!" Xin Bazhu corrected again.

"I'm tired of Aru, Edo is a terrible place, so I want to go back to my hometown." Kagura finally finished speaking, and the remaining pudding on the table was also eaten.

"Are you an idiot? The guy in the explosion volume and the woman in red (here alluding to the woman in the red light street, that is, the kind you know...) can't be trusted." Yin Shi casually pointed at the new Ba Hao said, "However, you broke into this world yourself, and you still have to do the finishing touches yourself." This sentence was for Kagura.

"Yin Sang, what you said is very hard to hear, and didn't you already accept the reward?!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but patted the table and said.

"What a ruthless man, no different from those men who come and go in and out of Yoshihara every day." Yueyong said disdainfully.

"There's a tram stop not far away, and the tram always sits, right? This is a map," Gintoki said, not knowing where to find a tram route table, pointing to a landmark called terminal (space terminal) and said , "Get off the tram here, and then take the spaceship home. If you want to help find someone, please bring the photo here."

"I...have no money to go back, Aru..." Kagura lowered his head and said hesitantly.

"A tram? It's fine, I can still deduct the money, three hundred yuan? Five hundred yuan? Or a thousand yuan?" Yin Shi replied casually.

"It's the money for the spaceship, you idiot!" Kagura stood up and smashed the entire table with one foot.

"..." Yin Shi's cold sweat broke down after a brush, "Then, let me help you find that stupid uncle of yours, the photo? Do you have the photo?"

"Aru who doesn't have that kind of thing." Kagura shook his head and said.

"What about the phone number? What about the appearance? The age? Or the race? When did you come to Edo?"

"Mommy said Aru, Dad and Mommy threw my uncle... and sent it to Earth twenty years ago." Kagura pondered with his chin propped up.

"Did you say the word [lost], did you say the word lost?" The corners of Xin Ba Ha's eyes twitched.

"And then, without Aru." Kagura continued.

"How do you find this information? Are you kidding me?!" Xin Baha spit out loudly, "Speaking of which, it was discarded! Your uncle! It must have been discarded! This situation can be found. It's embarrassing too!"

"No, the scope has been narrowed a lot. Twenty years ago, the exploding head just said something about the night rabbit, and this Musiba's hair color and eyes, I don't know why, I can only think of it now. Alone..." After saying that, he looked at Jiang Su, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, Xin Ba Hao and Yue Yong knew each other, and looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"Yatu? Kagura-chan belongs to the Yatu clan?" Shin Baha said in disbelief after realizing it.

Kagura nodded, and followed the eyes of the three curiously to Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly.

"If it looks like this, Jiang Cheng-sang and Kagura-chan do look a bit alike, whether it's the color of their hair or the color of their pupils. Gin-sang also seems to have said that Jiang Cheng-sang is not from the earth." Shinpachi Haw looked at the faces of the two carefully and then said.

"Speaking of which, when did Yin Sang meet Jiang Cheng Sang?" Xin Ba Hao asked.

"Hey, wake up, you idiot." But Yin Shi didn't hear it, he stepped in front of Jiang Cheng and kicked, "Take your stupid niece and hurry up! Sleeping on someone else's sofa is like this. It's rude!"

"Yin-sang, I'm not entirely sure that Jiang Cheng-sang is Kagura-chan's uncle." Xin Baha hurriedly stopped him.

"Speaking of which, he also said that he is not Ye Rabbit." Yueyong pondered.

"Hey, hey, wake up!"

"Huh? Huh?" Jiang Cheng, who opened his eyes, was stunned.

"Uncle!" Kagura flung tears and snot at Jiang Cheng.

"Nani? What's the situation?" Jiang Cheng was completely stunned.

"It's a really touching scene, Xin Baha, Sa, Sa, hurry back, go back and have a good reunion. Go slowly and don't send it off." Yin Shi said that he had already sent Jiang Chengyue and Kagura out of the door.

Jiang Cheng is currently experiencing the discomfort of waking up from a dream, and in reality being blinded by a strange girl calling her uncle. The two add up to the fact that the whole person is still in a state of downtime.

"What are you kidding?!" After a long time, Jiang Chengcai regained his senses and kicked the door open, "I'm a single man in the family! Why did you suddenly put a niece in someone who was talking to himself? Come here!"

"Uncle, don't you want me?" Kagura was about to cry as he spoke, with those big watery eyes, Jiang Cheng didn't know what to say.

"Aunt!" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Yueyong's arms.

"Hey! That, that must not be said! The CP fans of the original book will kill me! Absolutely!" Hearing this, Jiang Cheng shuddered instantly.

Voice-over: Hey, this sentence should be the voice of the author of the street, right? !

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"This is?" Gintoki, Shinhachi, Yueyong, and Kagura gathered together to look at the small card Jiang Cheng placed on the table.

"The idcard (identity certificate), read it clearly, the Milky Way and Anxing citizens are clearly written on it!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain.

"And An Xing?" The rest looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

"I seem to have heard of it. It is said to be a planet that was destroyed in war." Shin Baha said.

"Hmm, this was done when He An Xing came to Earth and got on the spaceship. Although I never took it out, and the author never explained it, there is such a thing that can prove my identity. " Jiang Cheng said and put away the card.

Voiceover: ... Author you xxxxxxx! ! !

"Jiang Chengsang looked pretty cute when he was a child!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help saying.

"Cute?" Yin Shi couldn't help sneering, "Jiang Cheng, what are your interests?"

"Of course it's Shui Lingling's n..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, "It's dangerous!" Fortunately, Jiang Cheng responded in time.

"What a risk! The first syllable is out! I thought you were different from Yinsang! I think you are a more reliable man than Yinsang!" After complaining, Xinbaha continued to say , "In that case, Jiang Chengsang is no longer Kagura-chan's uncle. I'm sorry, Kagura-chan." After speaking, Shin Baha looked apologetically at Kagura aside.

"However, don't be discouraged, since you have received the payment, we will help you find it no matter what! Because we are [Wallhouse]!"

"[Master House]?" Kagura raised his head curiously.

"Well, the [Master House] that can do anything! That is to say, no matter what you entrust, we will help you achieve it!" Saying that, Shin Baha stood up with pride on his face.

"Then, give me the money for the spaceship back home." Kagura stretched out his hand and said.

"This... this really can't be done. Although it is said to be a master house, but it can't receive any stable jobs..." Xin Baha lowered his head and poked his fingers.

"Then ~IndoMTL.com~ how about letting this girl work here to earn boat tickets?" Jiang Cheng suggested.

"What a prehistoric joke! Why don't you let her go to work in Yoshihara!" Yin Shi shouted while grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.

But before Jiang Cheng could answer, Kagura punched the floor, cracking the whole floor.

"What? Can't you, Aru?"

"Uh..." Yin Shi was so frightened that cold sweat broke out, "How could that be? Hahaha, I just feel that you are really wronged to come to work here with your conditions."

"Mmmm," Gintoki's words made Kagura very useful, and Kagura nodded, "But now there is no other choice, if that's the case, I can also feel wronged Aru."

"Actually, this uncle has better conditions and higher wages, if..." Yinshi pointed to the side and said. However, when Yinshi turned his head, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, who was still there just now, were nowhere to be found...

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"Really..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly.

"Huh?" Yueyong, who was following Jiang Cheng, looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

"It's nothing, hahahaha." Jiang Cheng said that the speed of his feet was much faster.

The current me, let alone complacent, doesn't even have a little bit of self-confidence. Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng can't help but pouted the corners of his mouth in self-deprecation...

——Separation line——

Voice-over: Hello everyone, I am the voice-over in charge of complaining in this book. Why didn't Jiang Cheng Kagura recognize him and take him away at the end of this chapter? In fact, the fundamental reason is that one of the writers of the game is a senior nail cancer. If you take it away, this book may become a full-screen no-road game in the later stage.

The author of a street thrower: No Road Race! No road race! Bring hentai! !

Voiceover: Yes, like this...