Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 173: :Young man, protect your [Unicorn]!

"Go hunting for unicorns!!!"

Kagura is wearing a straw hat from the studio next door, and a green plastic box is slung across his shoulders. With his right hand on his hips and his left hand holding a long net for catching bugs, he stood in front of the sofa in the Master's House and shouted with a serious face.

However, for a long time, whether it was Yin Shi, who was sleeping on the sofa with a jump covering his face, or Xin Ba Haw, who was reading a newspaper on the other sofa, there was no response.

Seeing this, the girl shouted again: "Go hunt the unicorn!"

After a full ten seconds, Gintoki and Shinbaha still didn't respond.

The girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to Yinshi, took the jump off Yinshi's face, and shouted at Yinshi's ears: "Go hunting for unicorns!!!"

"It's so noisy!" Yinshi pushed Kagura away and scolded, then sat up with his forehead, and said speechlessly: "What the **** are you doing? You've been roaring since just now."

Kagura stood up again, looking full of energy: "I plan to go catch the unicorn, what do you think!"

"What do you mean? You can just go by yourself." Xin Baji said casually without raising his head.

But just after she finished speaking, she was greeted with an angry slap from the girl of strange power, and roared: "This is not a matter of going!"

Xin Baji had a nosebleed, her glasses shattered and fell down...

"Listen to me..." Kagura stood up again, covered his eyes, and sobbed, "I can't stand Aru any longer... My lovely Dingchun No. 28 was actually killed by that abomination. The beasts have been killed."

Having said that, Kagura blew his snot, and while Gintoki was staring at the TV without noticing, he secretly wiped all the snot on Gintoki's clothes and curls.

"Also...Even Xiaoji's Shu X was defeated, and everyone was defeated by Aru." After Kagura wiped his nose, he continued to sob, "Hey? Are you listening?"

"Ah, I'm listening." Yin Shi replied casually, staring blankly at the long legs of the young lady playing on the TV in front of her.

"So, I want to take revenge for everyone, Aru!" Kagura wiped away tears and said earnestly, then looked at Gintoki again, "Hey, are you really listening?"

"Ah, I'm listening."

Kagura showed a look of resentment, gritted his teeth and said, "Then, I'm going to catch a big and strong unicorn and take that guy's X pill... eh? H pill? Who is that? Here? Hey? Which one is it?"

"Ah, I'm listening." Yin Shi replied casually again.

"Anyway, I want to defeat his big unicorn Aru called [HX Maru]!" Kagura looked at Ginshi pleadingly, "So! Please teach me the secret of catching unicorns. !”

"The unicorn is getting hot again? Times always repeat themselves..." Ginto said casually, staring at his dead fish eyes, watching the report about the unicorn on the TV in front of him.

"It seems to be very popular recently to use unicorns to play sumo." Shin Baha, sitting on the other sofa, finally stopped his nosebleed and raised his head to interject.

"Hey, teach me now." Kagura reminded once again.

"Well, I'm listening." Yin Shi fooled again.

"I don't want you to listen, I want you to teach me asshole!" Kagura replied.

"Huh?" Gintoki turned his head and continued, "That's it, I think Ashumaru should change careers to participate in professional wrestling..."

Without waiting for Yinshi to finish speaking, the girl once again couldn't bear it any longer. Following the girl's roar, she punched Yinshi's face with a straight punch, "You're not listening at all!!"

"Forget it, you come with me anyway! I want to catch Aru the Unicorn no matter what!" Kagura folded his fist and said again full of energy.

"Don't be joking..." Yin Shi shouted while covering his nose that was spewing blood constantly, "You're already old, why do you have to catch the unicorn... Go and study it yourself..."

But suddenly, Yinshi had a flash of inspiration, and then said: "Wait... Although I don't know the meaning of hunting unicorns, there is someone who is a master..."

"Really, Aru!" Kagura was shocked, "Who is it?!"

The Shin Baha on the side also looked at Gin Toki curiously.

"It's your stupid uncle..." Gintoki just said, when Kagura quickly rushed out of the door of the Master's House.

"Hey... Yinsang, that..." Shinpachi murmured, "I always think you're just fooling Kagura-chan."

"No, that idiot when I was a child was really good at catching unicorns." Yin Shi waved his hand and replied casually, "Although I always catch some strange species."

"Strange species means..."

"Don't mind, don't mind, but this way, no one disturbs my sleep~" Yin Shi secretly cheered, and then picked up the remote control on the table to turn off the TV and continue to sleep for a while.

"That's right, you can read the report about Atong sauce with peace of mind." Shin Baha said and picked up the newspaper just now.

However, when Yinshi just picked up the remote control and turned his head to glance at the TV, he was suddenly stunned...

"What's wrong?" After realizing that something was wrong with Gintoki, Shin Baha followed Gintoki's line of sight and also looked at the TV.

On TV, there is an ongoing report on the Unicorn.

A female reporter pointed at the unicorn in the hands of a passerby who was interviewed, and asked with a shocked expression: "Hey?! Is this unicorn really that expensive?! That price is enough to buy one A car?!"

"Ah, yes. But to me, it is more important than the car." The passerby looked at the unicorn in his hand and said with a doting face.

"Now, with such high-priced unicorns on the market, it seems that the unicorn craze has developed into a pandemic that even adults can't keep out of." The female reporter said with a smile on the camera.

"This is..." Xin Baji muttered as he adjusted his glasses.

"Let's go hunting for unicorns!!!" I don't know when I put on a straw hat and put on a light blue summer dress, Yin Shi, holding a pocket website in front of the TV, staring at his big red eyes and roaring road.

"Even you?!"

"Hey, where did Kagura go?! Everything is indispensable to the house! It's work! It's business!" Gintoki shouted at Shinpachi who was beside him.

"Didn't you just ask Kagura-chan to find Jiang Chengsang?! Did you lose your memory?!" Shinpachi scolded.

"Then there's no other way, only the two of us! Are you ready?! New Baha?!"

…

Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's room.

"Let's go hunting unicorns together!!!" the girl shouted loudly.

Just like the scene at the beginning of this chapter, it was also staged in Jiang Cheng's room.

However, Jiang Cheng continued his game journey as if he didn't hear it.

"Let's go hunting for unicorns together!!!" The girl took a few steps forward, standing behind Jiang Cheng and shouted again.

However, after a full minute, Jiang Cheng still did not respond, and was still immersed in the game.

The girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, she tore off Jiang Cheng's earphones and shouted in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Let's go hunting unicorns together!!!"

"It's so noisy!!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help scolding, "You can do that by yourself!"

"But..." Kagura suddenly knelt down, lowered his head and covered his face, sobbing, "I really want a unicorn...for my Dingchun 21...Ah, wrong, yes On the 28th of Dingchun, revenge Aru!"

"Hey, don't cry anymore." Seeing the girl crying non-stop, Jiang Cheng couldn't help feeling a little flustered, and quickly comforted: "That kind of thing doesn't matter."

"Can you help me catch the unicorn?" The girl raised her head, the tears in the corners of her eyes were faintly visible, and her pitiful big eyes stared straight at Jiang Cheng.

"That...even if you stare at me like this..." Jiang Cheng sighed and continued, "Would you also consider my age a little bit? Although it looks suave and suave on the outside, Yushu faces the wind. A young boy, but I'm almost thirty years old, no matter what, this age doesn't seem like the time to go hunting for that kind of thing..."

After listening, Kagura once again prepared to burst into tears. After all, Gintoki once said: [No matter who it is, after seeing the girl's cry, she will not turn a blind eye! There is no need to be ashamed to earn their sympathy with their own tears! ]

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly stopped, then murmured while holding his forehead: "Enough, I understand, but this will only happen this time. Next time I will never do it again. Managed."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kagura cheered and stood up. At the same time, a group of Baihua members opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room with a net. A ready-to-go outfit.

"You...are you ready in advance..." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly~IndoMTL.com~ has been preparing all the time! The group of Miss Baihua replied, and then at the same time stared at Jiang Cheng's lower body, "Ready to hunt Jiang Cheng's sama's [Big Unicorn]! "

"Where are you aiming at?!" Jiang Cheng complained, but then Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said, "But I can't take you out this time, after all, Yoshihara still has a job, right? What should Yueyue do? Wouldn't you agree?"

"No, I agree. This is also to prevent you from escaping secretly in the name of going out to hunt unicorns." Yueyong walked into Jiang Cheng's room with a cigarette stick, "In other words, this is just a It's pure surveillance."

"Do I look like that kind of person?!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"It's not like that." Yueyong replied.

"I'll just say..." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded.

"It's not like, but looks like that kind of person!" Yue Yong spit out the second half of the sentence she didn't finish.

"Hey!" Jiang Chengbai complained loudly, "What do you mean by that kind of person! What kind of person is that kind of person referring to?! The kind of person who puts on his pants and doesn't recognize him?! Do I look like the kind of guy who lifts his pants and doesn't recognize people?!"

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