Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 17: :Don’t believe the fortune-telling in the morning program!

"So, what is the current situation of Yoshihara?" Gintoki finally got serious.

"It goes without saying that some people have to be dealt with, those who are close to the shogunate and those who are close to the Spring Rain Pirates. Some people have seen what happened that day. After dealing with this group of people, they pretended to be the Night King. It's still there. In short, I can only hide it like this for now." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Is it worth it? Get blood on your hands again?"

"It wasn't me who did it. Our... battle is over long ago."

"Hey, why does the atmosphere suddenly become heavy..." Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but say, "Everyone, eat quickly! If you don't eat it, it will be overcooked!" Xin Ba Ha hurriedly greeted everyone.

"Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang a panda faction?" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help asking.

"There are three reasons! First: If you insist on saying it, it is very kawaii. Second: You can't eat it. Third: I don't eat what it eats." Jiang Cheng was a little proud Say.

"I don't know how to complain, it's just because I'm cute and not in the same food chain as you!" Xin Baha said with a black line on his face, and turned to Yueyong at the same time, "Why Miss Yueyong? Is it Raccoon Pie? Is it because it's so cute?"

"I belong to the bear faction, Oh Aru."

"It doesn't look like a raccoon is a bear, right? Is a raccoon a bear? It's unbelievable that there is a bear pie." Xin Bazhu said with emotion.

"No, I didn't speak." Yue Yong raised her hand and said.

"Aru is the cutest bear, I've always wanted to have one!"

"Aru?" Shin Baha looked at the direction of the voice in confusion, while the other three also looked over. I saw a girl with orange-red hair and a ball-shaped head who was holding chopsticks and kept picking vegetables from the hot pot and sending them into her mouth.

"Who are you?" the four asked at the same time.

"Kagura (Kagura) Aru." The girl replied without raising her head.

"Kagura?"

"Aru?"

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"Put down the rice cooker! You don't know where it came from, you nasty little girl! How much do you want to eat! Why are you talking about yourself and coming into other people's homes to eat with peace of mind? The guy who eats other people's rice!" Ginto shouted, grabbing the rice cooker in Kagura's hand, but it didn't work at all, the pot didn't move at all.

In the end, Kagura let go, and in an instant, Gintoki slipped and fell out while holding the rice cooker. However, Yinshi found that the entire rice cooker was empty.

"One more pot of Aru!" Kagura shouted.

"There is no such thing anymore! This is not that kind of restaurant! Money, money, pay me after eating other people's food, you bum! Stop drooling at my hot pot! Why do you still bring it up? Eat it!! Hot pot is not like that!" Gintoki put the rice cooker back in place, and looked at Kagura, who was holding the hot pot again, and his whole body was bad.

The rice cooker competition has ended, and Ginshi and Kagura have started a new hot pot competition. But as far as the result is concerned, it is exactly the same as that of the rice cooker.

"Empty...empty..." Yin Shi murmured while holding the hot pot he was fighting over.

"Well, anyway, it's almost all eaten. This little girl looks like she hasn't eaten for a long time. Don't mind so much."

"What do you mean, don't mind so much!" Yin Shi shouted, pulling on Xin Baji's clothes, "This is my home! She eats my family's rice! She eats my family's hot pot!" , looked at Kagura who didn't know where to take out a pudding, "That, that is really not good! That pudding is definitely not good!"

But it was too late, Kagura threw the pudding into his mouth and chewed it down.

"That..." Yin Shi instantly knelt down and kept tapping on the wooden floor, "I hid that, so that Jiang Cheng would not find it, I hid it so secretly... Why? Why? Why do I feel unlucky all day today! The fortune divination on the morning show tomorrow says that my luck today is surprisingly good!"

"Yinshi, have you fallen too? You actually believe in that kind of superstition." Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

"It doesn't taste at all, just give me the vinegar kelp next time, Aru." Kagura shaves his teeth and burps, while stroking his stomach with the other hand.

"You bastard! Do you know how many brain cells I spent to hide this pudding?! I, if I add some sweets every day, I will feel that I have no energy for the day! You say, How are you going to pay me!"

"Then I'll give it back to you, Aru," Kagura said, putting the empty hot pot in front of him again, "Ouch..."

After spitting, Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth, "Also... I gave you Aru..."

"How can you still eat it! You are an idiot! Absolute idiot! Can you just spit it out?! Lose money! If you don't lose money, buy me a new one and put it in the original place! "

"Hmph, Edo is such a place," Kagura made a look of sadness, "No matter how indifferent anyone is and doesn't care about people, it seems that this is the smartest living method, Aru. Even in the face of a very cute underage girl like me, she is reluctant to lend a helping hand."

"There is no girl who can eat a whole pot of rice in one go! There is no girl who eats hot pot with a hot pot!" Yin Shi complained, and then he felt three strange eyes, "What is that? Eyes? Why are you looking at me like a scumbag? Are you saying it's my fault? Why does everything seem to be my fault?!"

"Well, Kagura, why did you show up in our house? Did something happen to you?" Shin Baha put on an amiable look.

"I... hate glasses guy Aru."

"Hey! I said a few words to you!"

"Actually, I smelled a familiar smell, so I started chasing... I followed from the road," Kagura said to himself as if he hadn't heard it.

"Hey, I seem to have heard something terrible just now. She seems to have said the word "chasing and killing", she definitely said it!" Xin Baha interjected.

But Kagura continued as if he hadn't heard it, "Finally, I came here with that familiar smell, Aru, and then I heard pandas, raccoons, etc. Then this boy with eyes invited me to eat hot pot with me. ..."

"Have you... been there since the beginning?! Who invited you to eat hot pot together! And what do you mean by "chasing and killing" just now?! Don't pretend you didn't hear me!" Kagura, who was picking his nostrils and whistling on the side, complained.

"Actually I... I heard that you can make a lot of money by coming to Edo. Aru. So I came from a distant planet. My family is poor, and all three meals are bibimbap. I hope at least I can eat egg bibimbap! As Mummy said before, Alu, there is still an idiot uncle on Earth, and I thought I could find him. But..." After speaking, Kagura's expression began to become a little sad, and he covered his face. Make an appearance of crying out of grievance.

"What are you talking about there?! Please go to the talent show with such a sad story! Those judges will definitely turn around for you! By then, it will not be a problem to eat n egg bibimbap every day. Ah!" Yin Shi couldn't help shouting.

"It's so... so touching!" Jiang Cheng sniffed, and then lifted it up and wrote [IWANTYOU! ] brand.

"That's right... This child is really not easy, don't worry, your dream has been conveyed to us." Yueyong said and held up the same sign.

"I can't imagine that you still have such a story, come to my team!" Xin Baha held up the sign while wiping away her tears.

"Hey! It's really turned into a talent show! Hey! Enough of you guys!"

Just when Yinshi finished complaining, the door was suddenly knocked, and at the same time everyone heard the sound of several cars.

"Who?! Didn't you see Yin Sang, I was getting angry?!" Yin Shi cursed and walked towards the door.

"It's them!" Kagura said, running to the back window and jumping down.

"They?" Yinshi turned his head and saw that Kagura had already jumped out of the window, "Hey, don't just talk half!"

"Silver time, there is the smell of gunpowder of bullets." Jiang Cheng said suddenly.

"Huh?" Yin Shi just made a sound when the door was pushed open, and at the same time a gun was placed on Yin Shi's forehead.

An acrobat wearing sunglasses sneered, "Where is that little girl? Don't say you don't know, our people saw her come in here." At the same time, several acrobats appeared in the silver At the door of Shishi, he looked at Jiang Cheng and the others inside unkindly.

However, at this delicate moment, Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing loudly.

"What are you laughing at?!" an explosive head couldn't help shouting ~IndoMTL.com~ Nothing, I definitely didn't laugh at your explosive heads, I definitely didn't find your explosive heads funny, really, you guys Trust me. "Jiang Cheng stood up righteously and said. But after speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing again.

"Hey, big brother, he said he wasn't laughing at our exploding head." An exploding head said in the ear of the exploding head who pointed a gun at Yinshi.

"It's not an explosive head! It's an explosion volume! You remember it clearly!" The leader still couldn't help saying to Jiang Cheng and the others and the younger brother in the room.

"Really? But it looks like an explosive head (laughs)" Gintoki turned to the leader and said.

"Why do you add a parenthesis to the end of the sentence to laugh! Are you laughing at our hairstyle?! This is an explosive curl, not an explosive head!" The leader retorted.

"This is what I'm used to (pudding), like this." Gintoki waved his hand and said.

"Souga, it's really an unusual habit," the leader nodded and said, "Ah, no! We're here to find that girl!" The leader finally came to his senses.

But it was too late. Jiang Cheng and Yueyong had already removed all their guns. At the same time, Jiang Cheng aimed at them with his umbrella, and Yin Shi also pulled out the wooden knife...

(Voiceover: Author, didn’t you say Kagura would appear in the last chapter? Why didn’t he appear until this chapter?

The author of a street thrower: Huh? Haven't you already discovered it? Also asked why there are five people, isn't it?

Voiceover: Does that count? ! You are completely fooling people!

A street writer: Well, the camera is so big, it's not normal to miss one or two people occasionally. (pick nose)

Voiceover:...)