Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 161: :Don’t make assumptions about others!
"You are..." Jiang Cheng murmured, then compared the ID photos in his hand again, "You are the virgin of the Zhenxuan group!"
"No, it's not virginity, it's Yamazaki retreat! Yamazaki!" Yamazaki replied.
"Hey? Aren't you a virgin?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"I can't say no, but my name is no longer a virgin." Yamazaki explained weakly.
"Huh? The voice is too low," Jiang Cheng replied, "I can't hear what you're talking about. Is it virginity? Can you speak a little louder?"
"Yes..." Yamazaki replied in a low voice.
"I still can't hear it~" Jiang Cheng replied with a sigh, "It's still too quiet."
"I said yes!" Yamazaki finally couldn't help shouting, "How many times do you want me to say it, you bastard!"
"Yo Xi, then this matter has been clarified," Jiang Cheng said with a nod, and then his brows furrowed slightly, "There is another question, please answer it out loud, that's why, Will the people from the Shinsengumi come to Yoshihara and pretend to be Baihua? I'm a little curious, virgin-kun."
"Ah, this..." Yamazaki began to twist, "It's very troublesome to summarize, but I also selectively forgot the details..."
"Could it be!" Jiang Cheng reacted instantly, and then looked at Yamazaki with a sympathetic face, "Is it because the salary of the Shinsengumi is too low, so you are going to jump to Jiyuan? I understand, after all, it must be Are you being squeezed by that mayonnaise madman? It doesn't matter! Since you are here at Baihua, work hard! I will let Yueyong give you a raise!"
"It's not like this at first glance!" A Miss Baihua retorted, "It looks like a spy at first glance!"
"Spy?" Jiang Cheng shook his head, "However, he doesn't look like a spy, he doesn't have any sense of existence."
"It's best to be a spy because you don't have a sense of existence!" Another Miss Baihua retorted.
"It makes sense, but I didn't admit it, so don't make assumptions. I don't agree with this out-of-context approach!" Jiang Cheng nodded and said, then looked at him with a smile on his face. Yamazaki, "Then, are you quitting jobs or being a spy?"
"That..." Yamazaki swallowed his saliva, and then showed a reluctant smile, "That, I really want to change jobs!"
"Look?" Jiang Cheng looked at all the members of Baihua, "I admit that I have changed jobs, so don't guess at others. What if they are members of the former Zhenxuan group? We can't be colored. Look at others with glasses! Do you understand?!"
"Understood!" ×n
"That's right, but there is still a little trouble," Jiang Cheng said with a little embarrassment on his face, and looked at Yamazaki again, "You...are you a man? But Baihua Its purpose is to only recruit girls...so..."
"So I was fired?!" Yamazaki said in surprise.
"It might have been like this, but..." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to help Yamazaki up and patted Yamazaki's shoulder, "You moved me! I decided to give you a chance!"
"Opportunity?" Yamazaki wondered.
"That's right, it's an opportunity!" Jiang Cheng looked at the member of Baihua beside him, "Take him to a doctor and make some changes to his body."
"Hashidou sack!" Yamazaki shouted, "remodeling the body? What do you mean? What transformation?"
"Of course it's gender transformation, what else can it be." Jiang Cheng replied as he should, "After all, Baihua's rules can't be broken, of course you can rest assured, this doctor's standard is still very high, I guarantee you I can get out of bed and go back to normal activities the day after surgery!”
"Wait!" Yamazaki hurriedly stopped, "That...that is, what if, if I were a spy?"
"That's a headache," Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his chin, and then suddenly thought of something, "You...should have performed a mission with Baihua, right? Those men who tried to disrupt the order of Yoshihara and cause trouble. The end of the spy is the end of the spy. But don't worry, didn't you just admit that you're not a spy?"
"Is there a third option..." Yamazaki asked weakly, "Is that the kind of option that fires me because I failed the probation period?"
"No, you're doing very well, I'm very satisfied." Yue Yong stepped into Jiang Cheng's door with a cigarette stick in his mouth and said.
"Then... what about the fourth option?" Yamazaki continued, swallowing his saliva. "It's the kind of choice that feels like he's not competent enough to do Baihua's job, so he wants to resign..."
"No, I think your abilities are fully capable of Baihua's job." Yueyong said.
"That...that, that's that..." Yamazaki was searching for all possible excuses, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't come up with it.
"I see," Yueyong suddenly thought of something, "Do you think Baihua's treatment is a little too low? Can't compare to the treatment of the Zhenxuan group?"
When Yamazaki couldn't find an excuse to hear this, he didn't care about the situation, and nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Then you talk about those things on the ground that make you feel that the treatment is not good. You can bring it up," Yueyong continued. "The treatment problem is not a problem."
"That is..." Yamazaki began to think hard, but even if he racked his brains, Yamazaki couldn't find the problem of Baihua's poor treatment. In any aspect, he was much better than the Shinsengumi.
"Yueyue, don't force him." Jiang Cheng said aloud to help Yamazaki.
[But that! Are you going to speak for me? 】 Yamazaki was overwhelmed when he heard the words, 【I will definitely thank you for the rest of my life! But that! ]
"He's just shy and humble. Isn't that the case for all newcomers who have just entered the workplace?" Jiang Cheng said as a matter of course, and then turned his head towards Yamazaki with a face of encouragement, "Come on! Virginity!"
In an instant, Yamazaki was like a deflated balloon.
"So it is," Yueyong nodded, and then looked at all the members of Baihua, "Bring the new members for surgery! After the surgery, she will be an official member of Baihua!"
"Hi!"
After responding, the two members of Baihua grabbed Yamazaki's arms and were ready to go out.
However, at this critical juncture in deciding whether to squat or stand to urinate in the future, Yamazaki finally spoke.
"That... I will recruit, I will recruit all! Can you let me go?"
"Really?" Yueyong said lightly, but Yamazaki read an urge to kill himself in Yueyong's eyes.
But this is the end, in order to keep my [beep-], I can only fight!
"Hey... it's actually like this..."
…
[Deputy Chief, that boss doesn't seem to be a man who I can figure out. There was always a feeling of missing the point in front of him. It was unclear whether he was loved or hated, perhaps both loved and hated at the same time. ]
[Obviously it will bring trouble to the people around him, but people will gather to him unconsciously. like the sun? No, it's not accurate to say the sun, how do I say it, I don't really know. But all I could feel was that the smiles on the girls when they faced him were genuine. ]
[Huh? You said that's not what you asked about? Extortionists? I don't know about this either, but... the activities of expelling foreigners and so on, that person must have never thought about such trivial matters. Moreover, the boss himself admitted that he was no longer a fighter against foreigners. It is not good to speculate on others at will, and this is what I have personally experienced. In the end, I think that person just wants to see the smiles of those wandering girls. - Yamazaki retreats. ]
After reading the report submitted by Yamazaki in his hand, Shi Shi was stunned for a full minute before he finally couldn't help throwing the report on the table and scolded, "Are you writing an essay?!"
But just after scolding, Fourteen saw a few more sentences on the back of the report.
[ps: Can the injury received this time be considered a work-related injury? ]
"It's worthy of you not to let you cut your belly!" Shi Shi cursed.
At this time, Yamazaki, wrapped in bandages like a mummy, was lying on the bed of the Edo Hospital crying without tears. This was the result of Jiang Cheng's intercession. At least, the limbs, no, the five limbs are not missing.
This is fortunate...
…
Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng and Yueyong are sitting on the roof basking in the sun.
"I didn't expect to be infiltrated," Jiang Cheng teased at Yue Yong who was beside him, "and it's in the Baihuali that someone is most proud of~ tsk tsk tsk~"
"Shut up!" Yue Yong scolded, "and you don't even think about who to blame! Who is it that drew the attention of the Shinsengumi!"
"Ahahaha, that makes sense," Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and smiled, "but don't worry, those guys are not bad."
"Have you ever seen a person before?" Yue Yong's face was full of disbelief~IndoMTL.com~ Besides, are you lying today? The words that you have never been a fighter against foreigners came out of your mouth easily. If you let your comrades who have fought with you know about it, you will definitely feel chills, right? "
"No, I'm not lying," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "It is true that we have participated in wars before, but I have never admitted that I am a fighter against foreigners. Also, the purpose of my participation in the war has never been Not to change the country. That kind of lofty purpose just doesn't match someone like me."
"What's that for?" Yue Yong asked curiously.
"That's right, what is it for?" Jiang Cheng thought while holding his chin.
"Are you Alzheimer's?"
"I forgot," Jiang Cheng raised his head and smiled, "Maybe it's really dementia, but if you forget, you forget."
"Do you think I'm a child who doesn't understand anything?" Yue Yong spit out with white eyes.
"That's right, at that time we were actually like children who didn't understand anything." Jiang Cheng said following Yueyong's words, then stood up and stretched, "Well, it's game time, I won't bask in the sun with you."
"What a strange man." Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng's back and laughed lightly.
(Yamazaki Hidden Yoshihara, End!)
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