Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 16: :Isn’t it cat pie or dog pie? Let go of this dangerous idea…

"Hey, why did you escape again, I'm not your Chinese restaurant..." Yin Shi opened the door and saw Jiang Cheng who was flipping through his refrigerator.

"Does it matter?" Jiang Cheng said without raising his head, and then closed the refrigerator door again, "Is there any space in your refrigerator? There is nothing."

"That's right, I'm so poor that thieves won't visit here. The kind of place where thieves have to leave two hundred and thirty yen for me. Please leave quickly and leave." Yin When he was talking, he took Jiang Cheng to the door.

"Well, Jiang Chengsang finally came here once, don't rush people like this, just bought the ingredients for the hot pot, let's eat together." Xin Bazhu said.

"Give up that dangerous idea of ​​yours! Shinbahaw. This guy's stomach is different from that of us earthlings! This idiot's stomach can no longer be said to be a simple thing like a stomach, it's just like another One dimension is the same!" Yin Shi said fiercely.

"Who is Doraemon!" When Jiang Cheng kicked Feiyin, he then put on a pose he thought was cool, "Be clear in advance, I'm not a cat pie."

"No one said you were Doraemon!" Yin Shi got up and shouted.

"It doesn't look like Jiang Chengsang is a cat-type person either. If you put it this way, Jiang Chengsang is a dog-type person." Xin Bazhu stretched out a finger and said confidently.

"Isn't it a cat pie or a dog pie? Young people today are really narrow-minded, aren't they, Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng walked to the living room of Yinshi's house and sat down on the sofa. Come down, "Actually, I am from panda (panda) pie!"

"No, it should be Ou..." Yinshi took over the words, but Jiang Cheng didn't give Yinshi a chance to finish speaking. He took out a handful of kunai from the sofa and threw it out, hitting Yinshi's head.

"Ah, why is there a bunch of kunai here?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Are you suffering from amnesia?! You escape here every time?! The mad woman who killed him chases after him every time! Before leaving, he left me a room of kunai! This is the House of All Things. It's not a ninja shop, soul Dan!" Yin Shi said cursingly.

"Who are you calling a mad woman?" Yue Yong's voice sounded from behind Yin Shi, "Also, I'm actually from the raccoon pie."

"No...no...don't say anything, hahahaha" Hearing the sound, Yin Shi's cold sweat broke down, "Also, no one asked you what faction! Why is the topic going in this direction? Huh?!"

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"If you say that, in the end, Yin-sang and Jiang Cheng-sang finally helped Yoshihara get rid of that Night King." Shinbaha said.

At this time, the five people were sitting on the sofa, Yinshi and Xin Baha were sitting on the side, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were sitting on the side.

Voiceover: Five people? Isn't it four people? Where is the other person?

"It's just a stinky old man who likes to make trouble for people. He throws the mess to Yinshi when he talks to himself, and he doesn't know where to go after receiving the performance fee. Such irresponsible I hate people the most, isn't it Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng shook his head and said.

"What are you talking about there?! What do you mean throwing it to me?! Didn't I throw it to you?! Are you still trying to escape?! Do you want to drag me along?!"

——Separation line——

Let's rewind time to the end of the previous chapter.

"All in all, these are Feng Xian's last words. So now, are the two new Lord Night Kings ready to take over?" Hirin said in a wheelchair to Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi with a smile.

"Lord Night King, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." Jiang Cheng bowed to Yin Shi, who was beside him, and turned around, ready to run away.

"Wait," Yin Shi pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "Who is Lord Night King, I don't think the last sentence was addressed to me~ Jiang Cheng~"

"What are you talking about, Lord Night King, didn't you like to go to various stores in the past? You suggested it every time. This is enough to be the Night King, don't worry, You can do well! Come on! Yinshi!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi sincerely.

"Hey, hey, stop joking, shouldn't the Night King be the Night Rabbit? I'm a real Earthman, every cell, every pore, and every hair in my body is an Earthman! That Night King! I still have glasses covered in human skin waiting for me at home! I'll go first! Ye~wang~SA~MA!" Yin Shi's expression was more treacherous and treacherous.

"As I said, I'm neither a night rabbit nor a samurai, just a wandering ronin. And I still prefer sunny days. I used to like sunbathing the most. The old man in the old man is different, Yinshi, you stay here and enjoy the treatment of the real Night King!" Jiang Cheng did not give in at all.

"Stop joking! [Leave it to that kid], this sentence doesn't look like it was told to me! Don't look at me looking like a handsome boy, in fact, my heart is full of Yinsang. Uncle!"

"That's the same for me!"

"Jiang Cheng, you are the most suitable for staying here to be that night king! Otherwise, tell me what your interests are?"

"Of course it's Shui Lingling..." Jiang Cheng said subconsciously, but stopped the car in time, "You **** trying to frame me!"

"Look at what I said, it's right, there are all girls here, and the life of water is waiting for you, go! Jiang Cheng! No, it's the night king sama!"

"Hey, you two, if you really don't want to stay, you'll pay for the public property you've destroyed, as well as the money for your food and drink. Yoshihara is such a place, a man can just pay the money in full. The place to leave." Yueyong said with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and at the same time, he didn't know how to find a thick price list from there.

The two looked at the aggregated numbers, and there was a long list of zeros that could not be counted, and they were stunned. But then, as if he hadn't seen it, he continued to tear at each other. But this time, the two only opened their mouths and didn't make a sound. Obviously, they were too scared to make a sound by the long string of zeros.

"Don't play stupid, choose quickly!" Yue Yong said sharply.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi immediately sat down.

"That... can I pay in installments? First, the installments are divided into thousand years, and only a part of the interest is paid every year for the first one hundred years!" Yin Shi asked nervously with his hands up.

"No!"

"That...can we implement a night king rotation system, and let Yinshi do it for the first 100 years, and I will take over for the next 100 years." Jiang Cheng asked with his hand raised.

"Well, this..." Yueyong lowered her head and began to think.

"Of course not! You bastard! It's impossible to take turns for a hundred years!" Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng into the air again.

"No, it's not actually a hundred years. If you have a son in the future, when your son is an adult, you can pass the position to him. When your grandson is an adult, you can pass the position to your grandson. That's it, son. There are endless descendants." Jiang Cheng got up and shook his head while closing his eyes.

"You think you are the Foolish Old Man who moved mountains! There are no end to my descendants! Before I had a son, my lower body had already retired early!"

"Don't worry about this. If you are worried about this, we can send you abroad for transformation. Although it may not be as good as the anti-tank gun you mentioned, ordinary armor-piercing guns can still do it." Yue Yong said aloud.

"Hey, did you hear? Silver Time, it's just tailored for you, I've known it for a long time, you're not satisfied with your [weapon], right? Armor-piercing gun It suits you as soon as you hear it, don't hesitate, come and sign the contract first!" Jiang Cheng took Yinshi's hand and pressed it on an A4 piece of paper that appeared on the table at some point.

"Hey, I'm quite satisfied with my [weapon], no matter the length or what, it's you who are not satisfied with the [weapon], right? Whoever cried after the first time, it must be Do you think you don't have enough time?" Yin Shi struggled to hold his hand, preventing it from pressing down.

"Enough is enough! You two!" Yueyong jumped up and kicked the two of them, "How many dirty jokes do you have to tell in front of the two ladies!"

"Actually, that grandfather, the last words should be addressed to Mr. Jiang Cheng." Sun Wheel stretched out a finger and said with a smile.

"Ahahahaha, then, I'll go first. Jiang Cheng, Sayunara! My share of the debt is also handed over to you!" Yinshi disappeared from the spot in an instant~IndoMTL.com ~ Only Jiang Cheng, who has been petrified in place, is left.

"click", "click", "click"...

"Yueyong, did you hear any shattering sound?" Sun Wheel looked at Yueyong and asked...

——Separation line——

"We agreed to take care of three meals a day, and in the end, we have to deduct all kinds of food expenses, all of which are deceitful~" Jiang Cheng said while picking vegetables from the hot pot on the table.

"Hey, can you stop your chopsticks?! Isn't it enough to have a place to eat three meals a day?! Can you hurry back and eat your three meals a day?! This is my house! Mine Ingredients! My hot pot! Are you really good at discussing your own three meals a day at other people's homes?!" Yin Shi complained loudly.

"Boy, prepare Chongqing hot pot next time, this kind of bland hot pot tastes absolutely nothing~" Jiang Cheng said to Xin Baji as if he hadn't heard Yin Shi's words.

"Souga, then next time I'll prepare ahead of time." Xinba Haw replied.

"Hey! It doesn't taste like anything, but most of it ended up in your stomach?!" Yin Shi shouted, "And you! Can you take this idiot back quickly?! How did you eat it? ?! When this is a free canteen?!"

"Ah, isn't it okay to eat?" Yueyong raised her head and asked uncertainly.

"Yes, please bring your Night King sama back! You are not welcome here!"

"Yin-sang, you can't treat your friends like this~" Shin Baha raised a finger and shook it.

"Are you Ocasan?! Have you forgotten your main job?! Your main job is to complain! Remember it for me, you man with glasses!"

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