Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 15: :Drunken men are actually children! (Pseudo Yoshihara last part…

"That's your fault, so no matter what happened, it has nothing to do with us, so let's say goodbye!" Ginshi looked at Yueyong and said, at the same time he stood up and ran out the door.

Jiang Cheng is the same, but the direction is opposite to Yin Shi, Yin Shi runs out of the door, then Jiang Cheng is ready to jump out of the window.

"Calm down the two of you, at least let me tell you everything, it's not a big deal." Yue Ying sighed and threw the two kunai again, hitting the back of their heads.

"What's not a great thing?! Do you know what will happen to this idiot once he drinks other alcohol?! Now I can't imagine it! Hey! Just thinking about it feels like a disaster movie, okay? Forgive me, I really don't want to know anything~" Yin Shisheng shouted without love.

"Is it all my fault that you mean it?! If it wasn't for you saying what wine, food, and women you want, nothing else would have happened!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"If you hadn't entered that store at first, nothing would have happened, so it's your fault!" Yinshi retorted at Jiang Cheng.

"I'm not willing to enter that store!" Jiang Cheng shouted, then suddenly patted his hand, "That's the fault of the aunt who pulled me in, it's all her fault!"

"Suga, the case is solved, then it's all the fault of that aunt. The culprit has been found, so I'll leave first, Miss Police Officer." With that, Yin Shi saluted Yueyong and turned around. about to go.

"Enough for the two of you! Can you listen to what people have to say!"

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Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sat opposite Yueyong once again, but what was different from the previous time was that they both had several kunai on their bodies.

"Well, I want to ask, how is that old man Feng Xian?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked in a low voice.

"It's done." Yueyong replied.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were instantly petrified, and it took a long time for the two to respond, turning their heads to each other at the same time, and kept making eye contact.

Jiang Cheng: To kill the youth? What does it mean to kill green? Is this novel over? Why did Mao kill him alone? The author didn't inform me about the protagonist at all?

Yin Shi: It must be that, ah, that, that is to get a lunch box after finishing the project. The old man must be secretly taking the appearance fee somewhere, eating pork chop rice and drinking beer. I don't know how happy he is. Finally, even if this is not the silver TAMA crew, I am the main character! Remember it clearly for me!

Jiang Cheng: I can't imagine it at all! Didn't he really finish in his own life? Have you got your lunch? Wasn't his life really over? ! ! ! Also, I am the protagonist!

Yinshi: Certainly not, don't worry! That old man is called the Night King! Surely it won't be done so easily! However, it is very possible that the lower body will be killed first.

Jiang Cheng: Even if the lower body is finished, it is not good! It's not a second in every sense! Is it still the Night King after the lower body is finished? ! Although he did look at that age.

"Whether it's his life or his genitals, it's finished at the same time." Yueyong couldn't help reminding.

Jiang Cheng: Did you hear that? ! She said that the old man's life and lower body were finished at the same time. Hey! Just hang up! Absolutely hang up, right? ! Also, why can't she see what we're thinking? !

Gintoki: Don't panic! Just got laid off! Eighteen years later, I will be working again! Not only life, but also the lower body will definitely work again!

"Enough for the two of you! Hey!" Yue Yong was really shown by these two idiots.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi instantly stopped making eye contact.

"Let me introduce first, this is Hiron, Yoshihara's [Sun]!" After Yueyong finished speaking, Hiron smiled at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

"Hey, Yinshi, people in this place seem to have problems with their brains. She said that the woman is the [Sun] Oh, isn't the sun that round thing in the sky?" Jiang Cheng whispered in Yinshi's ear. said.

"It must be that kind of setting, isn't it some ancient myth that the sun is something like the Golden Crow? Maybe that woman is the body of the Golden Crow or something." Yin Shi also explained in a low voice.

"Is this novel originally set up like this? The author didn't explain it at all." Jiang Cheng continued to whisper.

"Isn't this kind of setting very common in China? Although it is a light novel, when you click on the light novel channel of the starting point, most of the top-ranked works are fantasy and the like." Yin Shi just now After speaking, I heard the sun laugh.

"You two are really interesting people," the sun wheel said with a smile on his face, "but there is one thing that is right, from now on, the sun in Yoshihara is also the round in the sky, Something glowing, warm."

"Finally, I would like to say thank you to both of you for that old man. I had so much fun with him, at the end of him."

After listening, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's faces darkened, and they turned to look at their buttocks at the same time.

"It's not that "playing", you two idiots!" Yueyong instantly kicked the two over with one kick.

"He's the Night King! What kind of play is he? Can you be more clear! It's easy for people to misunderstand!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly as he got up.

"For example, three drunk men sing shirtless together, dance [beep-] dance together, and then hold the world's No. 1 martial arts meeting on their own, in the world's No. 1 martial arts meeting with the three of you During the process, the Fengxian still said from time to time "Young people don't talk about martial arts", "Five lightning whips", "I don't understand how to change hair", "I'm too careless... No flashes" and other things that I didn't understand. Then the three of them took their weapons and launched them towards the sky, poked a hole in the sky on their own, and then climbed outside the hole, standing at the mouth of the hole and urinating farther down than anyone else..." Yueyong Crunching his fingers and chattering.

"Don't... don't talk about it!" Yin Shi was completely messed up, "If you don't remember something, just pretend it didn't happen. Isn't that right, Jiang Cheng." After saying that, Yin Shi laughed hahaha. , After laughing, he whistled because he was too guilty.

"You're right, Yinshi, how could your weapon pierce a hole in the sky? It's completely impossible! Although I joked earlier that the Night King had an anti-tank gun on his body, it's just a joke, Right, Yinshi. Hahahaha." Jiang Cheng smiled guilty after he finished speaking.

"No, I really poke a hole. If you don't believe me, just take a look."

Hearing Yueyong's words, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi shoved to the window, looked up and saw a thick "ceiling" that covered the whole of Yoshihara. There was actually a huge hole. . Sunlight streamed in through the hole.

"Yinshi, there was a hole there, right?" Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the hole in the sky.

"Hmm, that's right, there was a hole there." Gintoki nodded and said.

"How long are you two going to escape from reality?!"

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi instantly made up a scene. Three big men stood on the roof with their shirts on, laughing and holding umbrellas and shooting into the sky, and Yin Shi was just like an idiot. Laughing and applauding...

"Private Marseille!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi both turned around at the same time and knelt down and shouted.

"No, for us, the two of you saved the whole Yoshihara. Also, playing with that person in his last moments was so fun, he was really like a child at that time. Of course. In the end, I turned into an ordinary old man again. Thank you." Sun Wheel said softly with a smile. After speaking, Yueyong glanced at the two of them and pushed Sun Wheel and walked out...

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"Hey, it's enough to play tricks. I haven't seen you for so many years, and you are still an idiot." Yin Shi looked out the window, but he was speaking to an idiot in a certain room.

"To each other, aren't you still an idiot?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing.

"In the end, at that time, you were actually sober from the drunkenness, Jiang Cheng?"

"Who knows..." Jiang Cheng said softly, lying on the ground looking at the ceiling.

——Separation line——

"Boy, aren't you Shenwei?" Feng Xian hummed as she lay at the entrance of the cave.

"I've never heard of that kind of name before," Jiang Cheng also lay at the entrance of the cave, panting slightly, "Are you happy, old man?"

"Hahaha, I'm happy, it's really been a long time since I've been this happy. No, I've never been so happy." Feng Xian said with a big smile, but when she turned her head, she saw that Jiang Cheng had already started fighting. huh. On the other hand, Yin Shi slept more than Jiang Cheng died.

"Hahahaha, I'm really happy. Even the sun doesn't hurt when it shines on my body, it just feels warm. It's so beautiful, the sun." Feng Xian said with emotion.

Afterwards, Feng Xian kicked Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi one by one from the hole, "This kick should be regarded as your punishment for teasing the old man, and the final reward of this carnival, like this Let the old man enjoy the beautiful sun alone!"

(Voiceover: Did the two of them get hurt like this?!)

"I understand~ IndoMTL.com~ You hate the sun more than anyone else, and you who want to touch it more than anyone else. Both are the real you." Shi has been pushed by Yueyong to come here.

Sun Lun gently opened the umbrella in his hand, shielding Fengxian from the dazzling sunlight.

"The sun wheel?" Seeing the person coming, Feng Xian laughed softly.

"I've always wanted you to take a look at the blue sky and the beautiful sun. As I said, I will definitely make you reconciled with Father Sun. I always knew that, no matter what. Bravado, no matter what terrible thing you do, you're not a terrible person like the Night King, you just imagine an ordinary old man who takes a nap in the sun like this. It's just a request, but for this Building such a stupid flower street." Saying this, Sun Wheel's tears dripped down onto Feng Xian's face.

"Maybe, but I really don't regret it now. Whether it's the high sun or you, in my eyes, it's so incredible and beautiful. I didn't expect it to be like this. In this way... those two stinky boys are really incredible men, but... that's enough, in the end, I will tell the stinky boy who accompanied the old man crazy, and Yoshihara will leave it to him." , Feng Xian laughed again, and at the same time, Feng Xian's body began to be continuously exposed to wounds from the scorching sun. However, Feng Xian didn't feel the pain, but was looking forward to sleeping under the sun for a short while.

"Have a good dream..."

(Voiceover: So, what happened to the Night King in the end?

A certain author: Don't ask, ask is to finish.

Voiceover:...)