Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 129: :???Luolunafangㄉ2Climbing bridge roomㄉ#?/a>
"Hurry up and bring a clean towel here!" Ocasan shouted loudly at a little brother who was kneeling on the ground, "Be clean!!"
"Hi!" The little brother quickly got up and ran to get a clean towel after answering.
Immediately afterwards, Okasan used his mouth to **** out the excess amniotic fluid in the puppy. He took the clean towel from the younger brother's hand, gently wrapped the puppy, and threw it down a few times.
The dark horse Katsuo who watched Okasan's mysterious operations couldn't help but asked anxiously: "Obaha, what are you doing? Are you saving it? Are you saving Mel-chan's BABY? ?!"
As soon as they finished speaking, everyone discovered that the puppy, who had stopped breathing, snorted twice...
"Yo Xi!! Success! Resurrected!!" The dark horse Katsuo, including all the younger brothers, cheered instantly.
"Obaha, thank you so much! Thank you so much!" The dark horse Katsuo said with tears in his eyes as he held Obasan's hand.
"It's okay, it's okay, take good care of it." Okasan replied with a smile, and gently handed the puppy in his hand to Katsuo Dark Horse.
"I understand." The dark horse Shengnan tiptoed over to take the newly resurrected puppy and said gratefully, but he realized something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking, "Obaha, why are you here?"
"Aren't you guys talking about giving birth to something?" Okasan said as a matter of course, "You can't have a mother at this time."
"Is it true..."
"As expected of Ocasan!"
"Okasan Sego!"
A group of younger brothers agreed.
"Can you not use such a natural tone!" The dark horse Katsuo couldn't help but shouted loudly, and then shouted at Okasan: "By the way, who are you, Auntie?!"
"Big brother seems to have a problem with his head..."
"That's right, it seems that just now, he was so frightened that his memory was confused..."
"It's no wonder, after all, his brain is always missing a muscle..."
"Hmmmm."
…
The whispers of the younger brothers did not escape the ears of the dark horse Katsunan, only to see him scolding his throat: "I heard it all! You bastards!"
"Big brother," a younger brother sighed softly, and then looked at the dark horse Shengnan with very caring eyes, "what are you talking about? Isn't this Okasan?"
"Soso, this is the most attentive Okasan." Another little brother echoed.
"Souga, it turned out to be Oka-san," Dark Horse Shengnan nodded, but then he reacted again, and roared with white eyes, "Oka-san is tall! Don't just recognize an aunt as a casual one. Your own Okasan! Are you worthy of the real Okasan sleeping in your old parents?!!"
"After all, who are you! Auntie!"
"Mom," Ocasan replied.
"So didn't you say it..." The dark horse Katsuo tried his best to suppress his angry voice, "Who is the mother?!"
"Hachiro's mother," Ocasan continued, "but in our hometown, the mother is everyone's mother, and the child is everyone's child."
"Mmmm." All the younger brothers nodded with their hands folded.
"Do you think you are Mazu?! Make yourself look like a great mother!" The dark horse beat the masculinity, and then looked at his group of younger brothers standing behind Okasan, "What's your attitude! Don't take this kind of thing for granted!"
"Okasan is right," a younger brother wondered. "My mother in my hometown is also everyone's mother."
"My hometown is also..."
"Me too..."
"And I..."
…
"Enough is enough for you!!" The dark horse Shengnan really collapsed, but seeing his younger brothers who instantly turned into babysitters, he was a little helpless, he pouted and muttered: "Why does Hachiro's mother Become the mother of the ditch rat group... eh? Wait, Hachiro? Hachiro?!"
"Does Hachiro mean that Hachiro with an exploding head?" a younger brother asked aloud, and the rest of the younger brothers also looked over curiously.
"No, it's Hachiro Kurosara," Okasan corrected.
"Who is that?" The younger brothers were instantly stunned, but then their tone changed.
"It doesn't matter who he is, but Ocasan is everyone's Ocasan, hahahaha,"
"That's right, hahahaha,"
"No way!" The dark horse Katsuo punched the two giggling little brothers.
"Yo Xi, Kabukicho [Takamura]'s 1st Cowherd Trial is officially over!" Jiang Cheng walked in with a camera that he didn't know he would come in, his face full of tears, "Apart from the toothpick brother, the others All accepted!"
"Really?!" All the younger brothers were surprised.
"Great! I passed!"
"And I passed too!"
"And me!"
"Great!"
"No way!" Dark Horse Shengnan was really confused by his group of idiots, "Are you really immersed in that kind of play?! Do you remember what our job is? ?!"
At this time, all the younger brothers reacted, and at the same time touched their heads and laughed shyly, "I'm sorry, big brother."
"I understand how you feel," Jiang Cheng patted the dark horse Shengnan on the shoulder, "I only understand the feeling of losing the election! But don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will be able to realize your dreams. Yes!"
Said, Jiang Cheng took out a card from his body, "Although I can't become a cowboy, your spirit touched me! Yoshihara once wanted to set up a ladyboy club, although it was delayed due to some things, but After seeing you, I suddenly felt that you will become a new star in the **** world! Go! Let’s shine for your dreams!!”
"Big brother..."
All the younger brothers looked at their elder brother with tears in their eyes.
"Go chase your dreams! Leave us alone!"
"Come on!"
"I believe in you, big brother!"
…
The dark horse Shengnan looked at the card in his hand, his face getting darker and darker, and finally...
"You all want to die! Right! Do you want me to put all of you in cement and throw them into the sea! You bastards!!!"
The dark horse Shengnan who had just finished roaring suddenly realized that Jiang Cheng and the aunt who had just been here were gone.
"What about people?"
…
On the road.
"Okasan, are you happy?" Jiang Cheng asked on the way.
"Why are you happy or not?" Okasang smiled, but then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Jiang Cheng-chan, why are you still so thin? Do you really listen to me and eat well? There is no good man. The physique is not good, and the girls around you are your girlfriends? Don't be embarrassed, and tell Okasan..."
"No! They are no more!" Jiang Guo replied decisively, "And don't you know how much I eat? Don't worry."
"You can't become a big radish, such a man is the most hated by women." Okasang said bitterly, "Also, although you eat a lot, you should eat it slowly. Otherwise, you won't be able to please girls..."
"Hi, I see." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.
Yes, Jiang Cheng and Okasan actually knew each other for a long time. This matter started three years ago, when Jiang Cheng was still wandering.
When walking to Okasan's hometown, he passed out because he was too hungry, and was picked up by Okasang. Jiang Cheng received the care of Okasan for a period of time there...
"Okasan, how are you? Have you seen your son?" Jiang Cheng then asked.
Okasan didn't answer, just smiled, then looked up at the night sky, "Go back..."
After that, Kagura also received a message from Jiang Cheng, and all the talents finally breathed a sigh of relief.
…
Late at night.
"Boil it with sugar and wine, those pumpkins!" Okasan reminded the three people inside standing at the door of the Master's House.
"You're so annoying, saying the same thing so many times!" Yin Shi replied impatiently.
"Don't speak so loudly! You'll know that you're looking for me!" After speaking, Okasan started the chattering mode again, "You can't cook that for too long, or it will be rotten, and you have to cook it just now. Okay..."
"You are so annoying! Why do you say the same thing so many times!" Yin Shi said impatiently.
"Don't speak so loudly! You know what to do with me!" Okasan scolded, "That thing must be chewed before swallowing."
"You are so annoying! Why do you say the same thing so many times!"
"This is the first time I've said this! Don't try to lie to me!" Okasang scolded, "Okay, I'm leaving, remember to lock the door, the streets are not very peaceful recently."
"You're really long-winded, alright, alright, let's go." Gintoki was still impatient.
"BEYBEY, auntie, have a good dream, Aru." Kagura said.
"You too~IndoMTL.com~Damn brat!" After speaking, Okasan was about to close the door.
"That... Hachiro's mother... was not able to help in the end..." Shinhachi said with a look of apology at this time, "I'm so sorry."
"What nonsense," Okasan smiled, "Didn't we just meet up."
After speaking, Okasan closed the door and walked out without looking back...
"Jiang Chengjiang, what are you doing in such a place so late?" Okasang saw Jiang Chengyi at the door of Dengshi's small shop when he went downstairs, "It's impossible to stay home at night so late. Women hate men who don't go home at night..."
Seeing that Okasan was about to start the nagging mode again, Jiang Cheng quickly stopped him, "No! I just think that if that son won't come to see you off, then I should also send you off..."
"What nonsense! Do I still need you to deliver?! Okasan I eat more salt than you walk, hurry back!" Okasang scolded.
"Is this your attitude when someone kindly comes to see you off?!" Jiang Chengbai spit out.
"That's the attitude! Don't you think I'm too old to be useful?!" Ocasan replied, "Go back quickly! You don't need to send it!"
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