Legend of the Supreme Soldier: Section 136 Pipe Crazy
The lunatic's house looks very messy, and all kinds of debris can be seen everywhere, so that Ye Zhong had to be careful when he walked around, so as not to accidentally cause these piles of debris to collapse. This scene reminded Ye of the garbage mountain on the garbage star.
Shang can't help but sigh: "Tsk, it looks like you ran into an interesting woman, uh, probably an old woman with an abnormal mentality! Hehe, Ye Zi, you have to be careful!" Gloat.
Ye Zhong didn't intend to pay attention to Shang's meaning at all. He knew that no matter what he responded, he was afraid that Shang's interest would be greater. So he opted to keep quiet.
Shang chuckled: "Hey, I almost forgot, Ye Zi must be thinking of the female boxer!...Ha... Ye Zi, your heartbeat has changed!" Shang couldn't help feeling proud.
Ye Zhong's forehead was throbbing with blue veins, but his heart was involuntarily drifting across the snow-white practice clothes. The tip of his nose seemed to smell the strange fragrance again, and the tip of his tongue still seemed to be a bit slippery.
For a moment, Ye Zhong was a little startled.
The sound of staggering footsteps clearly reached Ye Zhong's ears, and Ye Zhong immediately recovered.
Ye Zhong looked calmly at the lunatic who was not fully awake from the hangover.
The Guan lunatic is about twenty, and his appearance is Xiao Li. This can be seen from the exclamation of Shang. As for Ye Zhong to judge, it is a bit too difficult for him. The madman was still not sober, and his clothes were disheveled and his shirt slipped aside. Snowy left shoulder was bare in the air, and she didn't feel it. The scenery on the chest is also looming. A slender hand held a cup upside down.
Ye Zhong clearly heard Shang let out a cold breath. However, Ye Zhong would not be surprised at any behavior of Shang.
Ye Zhong really didn't understand how to judge his appearance. In essence, everyone has two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth, and there is no difference. Of course, Ye Zhong understood that there were still differences, such as himself. Hearing and eyesight should be relatively strong. In terms of smell and taste, it is slightly worse. But Ye Zhong absolutely didn't believe that someone could judge the strength of these abilities of the other party at a meeting, even if it was Mu, Ye Zhong believed that he would definitely not be able to do this.
In this way, this should not be one of the so-called aesthetic judgments in Shang's mouth.
If you judge from the facial muscles, Ye Zhong thinks he lacks knowledge in this area, because he really can't figure out how the facial muscles will help fight. Since they cannot help, how can they be judged as good or bad? As for hair, it is also difficult to have an effect on combat. On the contrary, hair that is too long is very likely to have an adverse effect on combat. If you are on a trash star, a bald head is most suitable.
Ye Zhong never heard Shang praise a bald woman as a beauty!
How to judge? Ye Zhong was completely confused! It's really difficult!
Shang made a groaning sound: "God! How could it be? How could there be such a superb beauty in such a broken place! Leaf, it's over! I'm over now!"
Ye Zhong was taken aback: "Shang, what happened?"
Shang said with a vibrato: "Yeba, I'm sure I was shot by an arrow!"
"Arrow?" Ye was surprised. Quickly searched around and found nothing, but Ye Zhong didn't dare to be careless: "Is it an invisible new type of weapon? Ray wave arrow?" Ye Zhong was ready for the battle the first time, and only waited for Shang to be sure of being attacked. Ye Zhong was about to call out the guardian. Guardian fighting in such a place is very advantageous. Kill the woman in front of you in the fastest time, and then you can search for this new type of weapon calmly.
Shang almost shut his breath: "Ye Zi, are you really inhumane?"
"Humanity? But sorrow, I obviously heard that you were shot by an arrow. Well, presumably this primitive weapon can't harm you, but if it is a similar ray wave arrow fired by a new weapon, it is possible Bigger!" Ye Zhong said seriously.
Shang was completely defeated: "Ye Zi, haven't you heard of the Arrow of Eros?"
"Arrow of the God of Eros?" Ye Zhong was a little puzzled: "Which company makes it? Specifications? Models? Specific performance? I don't seem to have seen such products!" Ye Zhong thought carefully.
Shang couldn't help it anymore and yelled: "Ye Zhong, you beast! Can't you be normal? Haven't heard of the arrow of the **** of love? I have been fighting and killing all day long, and there are yours. Those shattered armors, when will you realize the true meaning of life!" The last sentence was said in a very lyrical tone, and Ye Zhong's whole body was uncontrollably erected sharply.
"Does it have anything to do with this?" Ye Zhong said in a daze, but after finally knowing that Shang had not been attacked, Ye Zhong was still relieved.
Slumpedly said: "Hey, this is indeed my fault. Discussing the true meaning of life with someone like you is simply playing the piano!"
"Kemu once said that the cow is a very smart animal!" Ye Zhong retorted.
"Oh my God! What kind of guys are these two!" He choked up and sighed.
"Little Ye Zi, looking at people like this, is it interesting to them?" The lunatic's eyes were blurred, his figure was unstable, as if he was about to fall at any time, and his voice was seductive.
"It’s so nice! It’s so wonderful! Ye Zi, do you know what this is called? It’s called tongue-twisting. According to a female study, women who talk like this are **** on the outside, but they are extremely focused on the inside. They are men. The best couple is said to be a woman given to a man by God! Unexpectedly! Unexpectedly! In such a chaotic place, I can meet such an old-fashioned woman!" Shang was incoherent with excitement.
Shang's words, Ye Zhong didn't understand a word, he only understood one thing. Shan was saying it's good to take care of lunatics! Ye Zhong couldn't help rolling his eyes, thinking that if Heizi heard Shao, he wouldn't know what it would be. I was afraid that Heizi would not admit it if he was killed.
Ye Zhong looked at the madman carefully again, and still didn't see anything good about her, except for her hands. This is a pair of white and slender hands with even knuckles. Ye's heavy eyesight can even see that the muscle distribution of her hands is extremely reasonable. This is undoubtedly a pair of extremely dexterous hands. But in Ye Zhong's view, the only shortcoming is that the skin is too delicate, and if this is the case, the anti-strike ability is not satisfactory.
Thinking of the identity of the other party's trainer, Ye Zhong was also stunned.
The madman is also used to Ye Zhong's silence, just as Ye Zhong is used to the drunken state of the madman. Every time Ye Zhong came here, the lunatic Guan almost always looked drunk and slurred in her speech. He also liked to go crazy inexplicably, which made Heizi very reluctant to come here. This is why she is called. The reason for the madman.
"Does the strengthening fluid run out? No, you just shipped a lot of it not long ago. It's impossible to use it so quickly!" The lunatic Guan was a little surprised, and then joked: "Could it be that Xiao Ye Zi missed others? Hee hee, or else, I will accompany our dear little leaf tonight!"
Shang made an intoxicated voice: "God! It's wonderful!" Then he said to Ye Zhong impatiently, "Leaf, quickly agree to it! Please agree to it!"
Ye Zhong directly ignored Shang's noise.
Ye Zhong said: "It's not about the strengthening fluid, the master asked me to learn training from Aunt Guan!"
The madman was taken aback for a while, and then he looked at Ye Zhong carefully: "I can't see it, your master has high expectations of you. You actually thought of letting you learn training with me! Why didn't I see it? , Tusk, don’t look like people! Sister, I actually took a look!"
Ye Zhong asked directly: "What does Guan Auntie think?"
The lunatic Guan laughed and said, "Hey, Xiao Ye Zi, how many times have I told you that I want to call my sister, and I will call people old!" Ye Zhong still saw her right hand fingers subconsciously. Rotating the cup foot, this detail made Ye Zhong, who was familiar with her, understand that she was thinking.
Ye Zhong did not speak, waiting for the other party to think clearly.
There was silence between the two.
The movement of the fingers stopped, and Ye Zhong said, "How?" The voice was as calm as ever.
The lunatic Guan was slightly surprised, obviously he didn't expect Ye Zhong to grasp the timing so accurately.
The smile on the madman's face was gone, replaced by a serious face. This was the first time Ye Zhong saw this expression on the madman's face. Guan lunatic stared at Ye Zhong with a pair of eyes, and slowly said, "Since your master said it, you want to come to me to learn training, it's not impossible..." She didn't stop here. Say.
"Well, what are the conditions?" Ye Zhong asked, his expression unchanged.
A flash of appreciation flashed in the eyes of the madman, saying: "The conditions are not enough, but if you want to learn from me, then there are a few points that must be observed. If you can't do it, then I will definitely not teach. , Even if Hou is your master, it won’t work!” The last sentence made the madman say categorically.
Ye Zhong remained unmoved, and said lightly: "You say it!"
"First, what your master meant is to let you learn how to mix several strengthening liquids, but since you are learning from me, I will decide what to teach, and when I think you can only leave when you are a teacher Before that, you can't leave here without permission. Of course, your master, I will let you pass regularly." The madman said leisurely.
Ye Chong thought about it before answering: "No problem!"
"Second~IndoMTL.com~You are my student. You can do whatever I ask you to do. Bargaining is not allowed, and no one is lazy."
"Good!"
"Third, I designate places that cannot be entered, things that cannot be moved, and are not allowed to enter at once. If I find out, then the consequences will be conceited!" The madman said this sentence in a very calm tone , Ye Zhong somehow smelled a dangerous smell.
"My curiosity has never been heavy!" Ye Zhong has always been more confident at this point.
"You have to think carefully!" The madman said.
"I'm thinking about it!" Ye Zhong replied: "I agree!"
"Are you sure?"
"OK!"
"Uh, well, clean up all the things in this room first!" The madman threw a sentence, then burped and turned Shi Shiran away.
"Leaf, I take back all the words I just said!" Shang saw these piles of debris and couldn't help but feel chills in his heart!