Legend of Fu Yao: Marriage (2) still spoof and enter carefully
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“Give birth!”
The midwife’s excited call stunned the suffocation and the nervous silence. Inside and outside the palace, there was a burst of ecstasy. As soon as Master Yuan Bao was excited, he plucked a handful of hairs and burst into tears with distress. Tiecheng became excited and choked and ran out. Jiuwei buried it in the ground… As for your Majesty who just left the delivery bed and walked outside the curtain…
Your Majesty is extremely calm… I fell down…
Because your Majesty has never fallen in his life, so that the medical officers were so shocked that they forgot to help. His Majesty didn’t need anyone to help, so he turned around and slid across the curtain, preparing to slide under the delivery bed himself.
The imperial palace’s top midwife was also frightened. She jumped up and looked back at him. She was about to say something. She suddenly turned her head and swept her eyes. A scream stopped His Majesty Grandson’s only gaffe in her life–“Hold on! “
“Ah!”
The grandson Wuji was shocked, and was blocked by the scream. This time is no longer the time to pursue the midwife’s boldness, because the midwife rushed back, Meng Fuyao was already cursing behind the curtain.
“It’s so good! Don’t bring such one!”
What is it without?
How is it?
How?
for?
Just now, it was so happy that it was crunchy and crisp. The whole palace was in a melting point and boiling state. The Promise Palace froze in an instant. Master Yuanbao was holding a handful of hairs and standing stupidly, the white hairs floating between his claws, nine tails struggling from the mud of the flower garden. Half fell back, and Tiecheng poked a bunch of thorny roses on his head.
The grandson Wuji pulled a curtain and froze there. The curtain was tied into a slippery twist. The graceful and omnipotent beauty Her Majesty held the twist curtain to make the sky thunder-like. His Majesty, who has never changed his color, looks really wonderful at this moment. I really haven’t seen the peerless wonders that I’m unlikely to see since then…
The grandson Wuji doesn’t care about other people’s expressions. No matter how omnipotent a man is, he still can’t do anything about women. Although he believes that with Meng Fuyao’s physique, production will not be like crossing a ghost gate, but the midwife’s surprised expression really scared him. .
Suddenly he suddenly remembered, as if? Maybe? probably? like? Did not hear the cry of the newborn?
This shock is not trivial. The silence at this moment is like a huge thunder, and the grandson Wuji rushes over with the throw of the curtain, suddenly hearing a loud noise.
“Wow!”
It’s really… a loud noise.
Suddenly, like a thunder, it blew into the silent temple at this moment. Everyone had just raised their ears to find the cry of the newborn, and they were immediately deaf by this non-greeting blaster for three seconds, three seconds. Everyone’s ears buzzed, and they couldn’t hear any other sounds in the world.
The closest eldest grandson Wuji is another stagger, and he hastened to hold on to the pillar…
“Give birth!”
Another joyous call, but I heard a burst of irritation—knowing that it was born! Hold it out quickly, what is it!
Zhang Sun Wuji was upset again. Although Meng Fuyao repeatedly refused to watch her give birth with his own eyes, he couldn’t care about it at this moment. He lowered the curtain and wanted to rush in, but he heard Meng Fuyao curse: “Niang Xipi! Bastard! “Then the palace ladies rushed around, the midwife exclaimed, the grandson Wuji just rushed in, the innermost layer of veil was lifted, and the midwife came out beaming and said with a smile: “I’m born…” /
The grandson Wuji was thinking about why she said three times “born.” The tone was still different, and the midwife had already bowed to him before a thought was finished, and handed a small bright yellow bag into his arms.
“Congratulations, Your Majesty!”
Changsun Wou-ki only felt that his arms sank, and before he could see what it was, he suddenly jumped in his heart. He hurriedly moved on his arms and raised his feet, for fear that the burden would fall to the ground under the soft heartbeat, and he turned his eyes and was about to Looking closely, the arm on the other side suddenly sank, adding a burden.
“His Majesty!”
He was startled, and then he was ecstatic-twins!
The ecstasy has not passed, and the midwife has turned into a magic trick, and a baggage is formed from behind the curtain, and she smiles and hands it over.
“His Majesty!”
……
The world is frozen.
Flying birds fell.
The full hall doctor staggers.
The Changsun Wuji Petrochemical.
……
Two babies are more shocking than one baby.
More shocking than two babies is three babies.
Three.
Three!
Many years later, when Master Yuan Bao was reading “History of Dacheng Kingdom” with glasses and lights, he couldn’t help sighing when he read this.
Oh, it’s better than our mice…
The queen who is able to give birth does not talk about him, there is a very serious problem right now-the midwife is holding the burden, looking at her majesty’s arms embarrassingly-the position is full, what should I put ? Is it pinched with the chin?
In the end, our emperor deservedly the most powerful. He calmly moved a petite bag in his left hand, and motioned to the midwife to stuff the extra one into the void.
So the doctor in the Mandala saw his majesty the unparalleled Emperor holding three babies in both hands, and his arms were full. Although he tried to calm down, he could still see that his hands trembled a bit and walked towards the heroic mother in the curtain. go with.
His Majesty, the wise god, Wu Tian and human, will be completely destroyed from then on…
The three burdens existed in the arms of His Majesty. The two children were very silent, and the other was very public. The whole hall heard the cry of that one, and the other was three.
The officials looked up with tears and looked up at the sky–oh my god, did you finally have the long-lasting grandson family who has always been not prosperous, and sent only the Almighty Baby Champion?
The queen is really powerful, but she can do anything to fight, curse, cheat, slaughter sheep, steal the country, usurp power, and even give birth to a baby!
Especially the last specialty, won the admiration of the ministers.
The birth of two is no longer keeping up with the times. There are twins all over the floor. If they want to give birth, they will give birth to three. Their arms are full of burdens.
The queen is mighty!
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The queen sat on the bed majesticly.
Mumbled very puzzled: “It’s so good, where did you get three of them?”
I thought for a long time, holding my heart with both hands, eyes bluish: “Your Majesty is mighty!”
The eldest grandson Wuji, who had just brought three babies into the curtain, staggered again, and this time quickly stabilized his body–he had a rare treasure in his arms, and he broke his head, and he couldn’t let the child rub his skin.
Three babies in his arms, two groaning crying, one earth-shattering cry, crumpled and red, so soft that it feels unreal, like the most beautiful and charming dream in the world.
The grandson Wuji smiled and looked down at the three beautiful dreams that he had never dared to dream of in this life. A smile that was softer than that small body gradually appeared in his eyes, which filled the corners of his eyebrows and eyes, making him the most comfortable in his life. The warm arc.
There was also a bit of a daze in the smile-too many surprises and too violent, calm and calm like him, all dizzy as if in the illusion, for fear that the movement would be a little bigger, the dream would “pop” ,broken.
He hugged the three groups in his arms and tried to share with the miracle maker in order to confirm each other and deepen the sense of reality at the moment. However, the one on the bed was less able to accept reality than he, so he straightened his eyes and went on the bed dreamily. Instead, he grabbed a pillow and cast a blindfold on his face, Shen Yin: “Don’t, don’t, it’s too strange, I can’t stand it… I have been mentally building for a long time before I accept it, ah, three at once… Nothing. , I want to collapse, I really want to collapse!”
His Majesty the eldest grandson does not care if the queen will collapse, smiling and putting a deep purple burden on Meng Fuyao’s face: “Come, guess, is it a man or a woman?”
The baby was crying, and Meng Fuyao, who was crushed under her tremor, shivered. She could feel the baby howling with all her strength without having to open it. God knows that the little body that has not yet fully developed is. Meng Fuyao covered his ears and rolled his eyes to make such an astonishingly high decibel: “I still guess? Is there a woman with such a loud voice?”
There was no response to the words, Meng Fuyao raised his eyes suspiciously, and saw that the grandson Wuji by the bedside was smiling terribly. He rolled his eyes and remembered, it seems that he is also a woman with a big voice?
Uh…no?
She stretched out a finger, shook the cable and took a look at the burden, and then showed a terrible expression.
“That…” poked the two peacefully in the arms of Changsun Wuji, Meng Fuyao asked hopelessly, “All women?”
The grandson Wuji only looked at her and smiled. Meng Fuyao felt that this smile seemed to be comforting… Well, it is scary to have three children, but it is even more scary to have three women. Suddenly, there weren’t even any men, and the hit rate was too low, and I was too sorry for the grandson’s family… the more she thought about it, the more ashamed she became, her head fell to her chest, and said in pain: “It looks like the future You have to hire your son-in-law to inherit the throne…”
“It’s still early, no hurry.” Changsun Wuji sat down, gently picked up the one who was crying endlessly, and put two of his arms on the bedding, “It’s okay to hire a horse or marry the queen. Okay, I can’t worry about this now, I’m just thinking, how do I change the diaper?”
“Peeing all over again?” Meng Fuyao immediately stretched out his hand very well, and in good spirits, he wanted to change the diaper himself. He suddenly froze when he stretched out his hand, “Huh? Marry the queen?”
Swipe to lift off those two burdens, go straight to the vital part, and then cover it again, Meng Fuyao exclaimed: “It’s very risky, I was thinking about a man, why should I have another life? I really don’t want to be born again…”
She hugged the three babies and smiled a little embarrassedly. Suddenly, her eyes darkened, and the man leaned over, the faint aroma of Ashura lotus brushed over her forehead, and at the same time the warm and soft lips fell. On the cheeks, he heard his laughter comforting and joy, mixed with the low resonance in his chest.
“Fuyao…thank you…”
Meng Fuyao’s face reddened slightly, and he glanced at the midwife who smiled and exited the curtain with a bit of embarrassment. The grandson Wuji tilted his head again and gently kissed her other cheek.
“Thank you more, and willing to regenerate for me.”
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“This is my brother!” Meng Fuyao smiled and squeezed the sleeping baby, and took the trouble to ravage the face of the dough into all kinds of weird shapes. He didn’t let go until it made him frown and cry.
So sturdy and ferocious, of course it should be my brother.
“Squeaky! Squeaky! (No, this is my brother)!” Master Yuanbao kneaded another paw, watching with satisfaction that the baby fell asleep, no matter what his paw was on his face No matter where you go, I feel relaxed and still.
So like a treacherous and calm master, this should be your brother.
“That’s it!” Meng Fuyao slapped his son’s flying legs back, “I am the mother, I have the final say!”
“Squeak!” Master Yuan Bao yelled on the guy whose sky fell and slept with him–I’m the rat and I have the final say.
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The ten thousandth controversy started again, an eternal mystery that will never be answered.
This mystery is about the order of triplets-the last one is completely unquestionable. The little princess’s big voice is very personal, but the first two…
Because of the emperor’s gaffe, and because the midwife was not mentally prepared, after giving birth, she turned her attention to His Majesty who slid in with the curtain. When she turned her head back, the second one had already taken it easily. Came out.
Two babies who appeared almost at the same time did not cry loudly for the first time, causing the midwife to lose her claws instantly.
As for Meng Fuyao—don’t expect her to be smart enough to know which baby was born for a second. She didn’t even look at the birth date, but the eldest grandson Wuji, based on the three “give births” very accurately, determined the three siblings. The time of birth of a person.
As for the brothers, who is the brother and who is the brother, when they grow up, you can decide on your own fight.
The three babies are all breast-feeding. Meng Fuyao has no concept of figure, and will not refuse to breast-feed in person for the sake of maintaining a firmness. This is the first of the five continents royal families who never breast-feed in person. The grandson Wuji is afraid of her. Once persuaded hard, Queen Meng sneered-breastfeeding has a high IQ! How can my baby be stupid? Where do I put my face when I am stupid? Fortunately, she was full of milk, and probably chewed more hoofs when she was pregnant.
Meng Fuyao sometimes thinks sadly–I really look like a grassroots with no temperament. Everything is so hot and strong and not refined enough. The baby is three in his life, and the milk is like a fountain, a little bit. There is no such noble temperament like the weak willow and the wind of the females of the Wuzhou mainland royal family. I heard that the grandson Wuji did not think about food for nine months when she was pregnant with him. When she was born, she was difficult to give birth for three days and three nights and almost died. She gave birth to a grandson Wuji without her. Any one of the three is big, so light that he can make three somersaults with a light sigh-that is called exquisite! It’s noble! It’s elegant!
After the sadness, she continued to breastfeed, and was very intoxicated by it-what is the most beautiful music in the world? It’s the sound of our baby eating and smacking in our arms, the sound of our baby sleeping and breathing evenly, the sound of our baby chewing fingers… It’s the cry of hunger in the middle of the night. Eating is also a rhythmic beauty in her ears.
She don’t want to maintain the indifferent nobility, and forget the fullness of the red dust and fire above the clouds, she only needs to belong to the most plain happiness of every mother-they are in my arms.
They are in her arms, she is in his arms.
Changsun Wou-ki has been in love with bed recently. The place where she stays the most every day besides Shang Dynasty and official business is her bed. In fact, it is said that bed love is fake, and it is true to **** his mother with three babies, and Her Majesty Although he is naturally incomprehensible and often refuses his harassment, after all, new mothers are very busy with many things, and your majesty has many opportunities to take advantage of… such as the gentle and quiet face of the young mother when she was breastfeeding. Glorious intoxication, such as worshipping the elasticity and fullness of the queen’s nearest breast…
The three babies seem to have no tacit understanding. They sleep very little at the same time. Most of the time, one is asleep and two are awake. Meng Fuyao likes to do it by himself, so there are a bunch of female officials around him. When it comes to taking care of it, I am often busy in a mess. Among them, the youngest one seems to have inherited the advantages of his parents. Yuxue’s cute, brilliant and mellow temperament is very outrageous. Every time her father and her mother want to take a break. Nibbles and hugs or something, whether it is sleeping or drinking milk, this animal will stop immediately. His eyes are shining when sleeping, the milk drinker will spit out, and the paw will come over and push it – not the grandson. Promise is pushing Meng Fuyao.
…Yes, she pushed her mother Meng Fuyao, then he laughed, opened a small embrace to her father, seeing her father with joy, quickly accepted the daughter’s embrace, and then this one got tired Her father’s arms resolutely occupy, never let go.
The eldest grandson Wou-ki loves this one very much, and he often hugs her on her lap and feeds her some milk paste or something. That baby is good, what to feed and what to eat, it is so sweet and sweet, and it looks very happy— —It seems that what her father is feeding is not the chaotic milk paste, but the super delicacy that tastes wonderful all over the world.
Meng Fuyao will have a black line every time at this time-will you use your tongue to feed you milk for Mao? ? ?
The one who ate the milk paste went to sleep, grabbed her father’s clothes and fell asleep, and Meng Fuyao had a black thread–for Mao, I will feed you and you will have to sleep for a long time after eating?
The sleeping one held her dad tightly. Her dad wanted to move and groaned immediately. Her dad was a model dad. He immediately sat still, smiling and holding his daughter for two hours. Meng Fuyao Black thread again-because Mao was in my arms, you were woken up from sleep and howling? Howling that my hearing has plummeted recently?
Your Electra!
You double-faced girl!
Meng Fuyao, who found her daughter’s nasty daughter, was very depressed-she could never say to her eldest grandson Wuji: Your daughter is uneasy and kind, and rob someone from me… The arrogant queen absolutely refuses to admit her possessive desire for her elder son Wuji. .
As for the other two…not the pair of good treasures she imagined, the quietness that she had just given birth is more likely to be an appearance, especially the hair that has thick eyebrows, and the eyes are particularly black. It’s bright, burning like a light bulb all day long, sleeping time is only half of his brother’s, and the time he’s not sleeping is used for destruction-tearing paper, rubbing the nine tails, plucking the hair of the ingot, grabbing the nine tails and the ingot together, yes His four loves.
The other one…it’s really quiet, since I was born until now, I don’t even cry a lot of times, and he looks like a father. After Meng Fuyao was fed up with black-bellied women and saboteurs, he copied this Xiao Wuji especially preferred, but this preference was quickly destroyed by the cold reality-when they were almost a year old, one day during their lunch break, she saw with her own eyes that after the bedwetting, she felt uncomfortable, so she slowly changed the diaper. Grabbing it off a little bit, rubbing his bare buttocks on the mattress under him, rubbing and rubbing, until he cleaned his butt, he slowly crawled away, and the brother who was sleeping next to him turned over stupidly and just turned his face. Buried on the mattress he rubbed…
Shameless man!
Meng Fuyao looked up to the sky sadly-after so many births, why didn’t one inherit the temperament of their mother’s excellence, light, compassion, kindness, virginity, holiness…?
However, at this time, it was not enough to deny these three children. Meng Fuyao sadly accepted the facts and adopted a powerful way of revenge. Her way of revenge was to give the three babies a name. A baby, Chang Sun Ji, Chang Sun Lin, Chang Sun Fei, this is the big name written in Zong Di, even if she has the nickname free to play, so Wu Liang’s big-eyed Chang Sun Ji nicknamed Altman, a copy of Promise Chang Sun Lin Xiao The name Meichuan Neiku (without underwear), abbreviation: Queer, black belly father and daughter eldest grandson Fei nickname… Chunhua.
The eldest grandson Wou-ki was noncommittal about the two sons’ awesome nicknames, but he was happy with Chunhua. The noble Emperor Wou-ki also believed in the folk’s concept of “fellow names and good feed”. She was catchy, so she often hugged her little daughter’s soft body, and smiled at her and called: “Chunhua, Huahua…”
Princess Chunhua, the eldest grandson, showed a sweet and flattering smile with four teeth to her beautiful father.
Meng Fuyao, who is sitting aside, also has a sweet smile… Chunhua, Chunhua Changsun, believe me, when you grow up and read, you will definitely cry for this wonderful nickname that has followed you for many years…
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When the names of the children and children* are all settled, Meng Fuyao, who is idle, suddenly feels, as if, maybe, probably, as if, something should be done?
The matter of her giving birth to a baby is still a secret of the Wuji Dynasty. According to the meaning of the grandson Wuji, she naturally wished to tell the world immediately, but Meng Fuyao felt that she couldn’t afford to be ashamed. , She doesn’t want to be a champion of the new women in the Wuzhou Continental era. For this reason, she does not hesitate to threaten the grandson Wuji-do you want to get married? Just shut up if you want to get married.
Now after a year of raising, the fat and thin, light and heavy, when the three babies have been weaned, they will sleep in their own crib and gnaw their fingers and learn to grasp When Master Yuanbao was plucking his hair, a belated life event was finally on the agenda again.
So one day, another year, when the wind was intoxicated, someone leaned back on the back of Meng Fuyao’s chair again (Now His Majesty the Emperor likes this posture very much, for the reason… Overlooking the sky, the scenery is infinite…), Lazily asked:
“Do you like to sleep on my bed openly after drinking alcohol, or do you not eat alcohol and just carry the quilt to my bedroom?”