Lee Sin’s Bizzare Adventure Chapter 71: It smells so good

As times progress, the means of wasting time are also constantly being upgraded.

Li Qing, who was born in the new century, has been surrounded by all kinds of screens since he was a child, and has not deliberately cultivated any hobbies such as reading books, reading newspapers, and playing the piano.

For him, a modern dead man

If you can calm down and read novels and newspapers, you are already studying seriously.

If you can play chess and play the piano calmly, you are already cultivating your moral character.

If you can get together with friends to play poker or board games, you are already actively socializing.

Is this a waste of time?

In the not-so-distant future, these will all be considered serious matters.

What really makes him, a modern man, waste time and kill his life are the endless apps blooming and the small screen that can never be separated from his hand.

“If you don’t even have these things”

“How could I be tricked!”

Li Qing roared angrily and punched Fernando in the face again.

“How is it possible”

Fernando’s cheek was deformed after being beaten, his eye sockets were bleeding, and even his front teeth were covered in blood foam and he rolled out.

He said in disbelief:

“I have prepared so many things, how could you not be interested in them all?”

Bah!

Li Qing slapped Fernando hard again.

With the opponent’s “time-wasting” substitute ability invalidated, Li Qing beat Fernando as easily as bullying a kid in kindergarten.

“It’s impossible, it’s impossible”

Fernando collapsed on the ground and groaned in pain, his eyes still filled with disbelief.

“Okay.”

“I have no interest in wasting time with you, a lunatic.”

Li Qing looked at Giorno and Bucciarati who were still in a daze beside him, and his tone gradually became colder:

“If I kill you, they will be able to return to normal, right?”

In order not to be killed when he was proud, he did not overdo it.

With murderous intention in his heart, Li Qingdang even entered the digital mode, and then used all his strength to punch Fernando:

“Go to hell!”

“Tian Yin Bo!”

The light ball of Tianyin Wave hit Fernando’s body, and Li Qing’s figure turned into a phantom.

This is Li Qing’s most lethal move, and it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to stop it.

However

Bang!

Amidst the muffled sound of flesh and blood colliding, the punch was blocked.

The person who blocked Li Qing’s fist was none other than the middle-aged uncle Fernando who had just been beaten to pieces by Li Qing.

“This?”

Li Qing was so surprised that he couldn’t speak: “How is that possible?”

“Where did this bad old man get so much strength?”

But the fact is the fact, Fernando did block Li Qing’s fist head-on.

His skinny and yellow arms suddenly tightened abnormally, and muscles that were usually not visible at all protruded as if they were on steroids.

The blood vessels danced like dense snakes under the rough and dry skin, looking as if they were about to burst at any moment.

Obviously

Although Li Qing still doesn’t know where the enemy’s powerful power comes from, the abnormal power that Fernando just burst out clearly has a price:

After forcibly receiving Li Qing’s punch, his abnormally tight arm oozed blood on the spot.

I am afraid that a lot of blood vessels and muscles in this arm are broken.

And Li Qing even heard it clearly. The moment the two fists collided, the bones in Fernando’s arm had already made a crisp sound of bending and cracking.

“What’s going on?”

“It is obviously a fragile arm that has not been trained, how can it possibly explode with power that can rival my echo strike?”

“Did this guy unlock the ‘gene lock’?”

Li Qing frowned tightly, having trouble making a decision for a while.

Knowing that he could not give his enemy time to breathe, he tentatively punched again to attack.

Although this punch is far less powerful than the echo punch just now, it still contains power that almost exceeds human limits and cannot be stopped by ordinary people.

In front of Li Qing’s punch, Yan Shuangying was defeated, and Stallone could only look up.

This is a fist that can kill someone.

But Fernando caught it again.

He used his arm, which was actually broken, to engage in a head-on confrontation with Li Qing without reservation.

What’s even more bizarre is that

Fernando seems to be able to do two things at once:

While struggling to fight Li Qing with his flesh-split arm, he lowered his head and used his other hand to fumble for the remote control he was carrying:

“impossible”

“I don’t believe you are not interested in all things entertainment.”

“Since you can’t overcome the human nature of wasting time, then I will definitely find a program that will make you addicted!”

As he spoke, he withstood Li Qing’s stormy fists, then took the remote control to turn on another TV on the container, and changed the channels in an orderly manner.

“What are you doing?” Li Qing was extremely surprised:

Fernando’s arm has been beaten to pieces, with blood vessels bursting, and even bone stubble sticking out.

But the other party actually withstood such pain, not only maintaining the existence of the substitute, but also turning on the TV and changing several channels during the fight?

This is really weird.

“No, I have to beat this guy to death quickly!”

Li Qing strengthened his murderous intention and once again swung his fatal iron fist towards Fernando’s already miserable and broken body.

One punch, two punches, three punches

The fists roared out like a rainstorm.

“I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit!”

Perhaps he was infected by Giorno’s golden experience, so that Li Qing is always thinking about shouting something when he punches him continuously with his fists.

So, he subconsciously shouted Bruce Lee’s iconic roar in the movie:

“I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit!”

“I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit!”

Under such intensive and violent attacks, Fernando’s injuries became more and more serious.

But he is still not dead, and he has not lost yet.

The blood bursting and the bones shattering could not stop him, so he used his broken arm to forcefully block Li Qing’s fist.

Even, this guy protected his remote control in such a fierce battle, and used the remote control to change several channels:

“I will definitely find it.”

Fernando seemed unable to feel his injury.

He stubbornly used the remote control to change channels, as if he was trying to find a TV program that would attract Li Qing.

“Hey, hello”

Li Qing found it weird and funny:

“Don’t go crazy!”

“How could I be interested in these outdated programs from more than 20 years ago?”

“Let’s talk”

Li Qing used all his strength and punched Fernando:

“You can imagine it if you watch TV for a blind man!”

The human body has its limits after all.

For some reason, Fernando burst out with power beyond his limits, but he could not change his flesh and blood.

Half of his shoulders and arms were bent and broken in the battle just now, and physically there was no way he could continue to exert force.

If the fight continues, Li Qing will definitely win.

However

At this moment, Fernando, who was frantically changing channels with the remote control, accidentally called up a channel.

Li Qing is blind now, so of course he can’t see the picture.

But

Just hearing the music played by that program made his movements uncontrollably stiff:

“A new storm has emerged, how can we stand still.”

“Travel through time and space and try your best, I will come to you”

“”

Long-lasting memories are evoked by the sound of music.

Li Qing, who claimed that he would never be tempted by an “antique from twenty years ago”, was unexpectedly defeated by this antique-level program produced in 1996:

“This, this?”

“Ultraman Tiga!”

Li Qing’s consciousness began to blur:

“I still got tricked.”