Lantern: Reflection of the Peach Blossoms: Chapter 69
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“I, I, I didn’t mean it, I can’t get out, and it’s boring on it…”
Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui’s face as he was about to stroke his sleeves and rushed over to give him a stir-fried pork with a belt, and immediately hugged his head and slipped out. The result was halfway through, and it suddenly occurred to me that I was already a true Buddha. Why should I be afraid of being beaten by the top *oss counted in nine days and ten places?
So he immediately coughed and wandered back: “Wait, Comrade Zhou Hui, you must have a little basic respect for the highest religious leader of the Six Paths. When you meet me, you must…”
With a loud bang, Zhang Shun fell head on, Zhou Hui and Shi Shiran retracted his fist.
Half an hour later, on the pure gold steps at the entrance of the Buddha Hall, Zhang Shun squatted there like a horse monkey, tearfully holding the root soft China.
“Since you have smoke all over you,” he choked, “Why don’t you have a lighter?!”
Zhou Hui: “…I have quit smoking for a long time. You will just smell it, don’t cry, be good.”
Poor Zhang Ershao has been in good clothes since he was a child, and he has a car and a BMW. If he is fine, he can call a group of young masters to come back and have a happy party. The biggest pain in life is just being scolded by his brother. , Can be described as one of the happiest rich second generations in China.
Now that I’m going up to heaven, I’m the boss, every day I have to eat or drink, I can only stay in the empty Buddhist hall and count my hairs to play. The only fun is watching Gongdouju DVDs. Not Blu-ray.
The Buddha’s life is desolate, but so.
Zhou Hui said: “Don’t think I don’t know. You are just like the stupid kid of God Goddess. You have a bunch of two-dimensional harems when you read a comic. You are purely using the harem drama to recall your corrupt wealth. That’s all for the second generation. Why don’t you go to the lower world?”
“Can’t go down!” Zhang Shun collapsed and said, “Do you think I haven’t tried it? The old men from Mount Xumi sent someone to guard the passage for 24 hours. When I saw it, I knelt down and begged. , Tell me to go to the west quickly! What if another demon comes out and can’t hurt it! Those monks are all tall and muscular, holding the vajra at the station, and brushing with the Shaolin Temple 18 bronzes. Human-like!-Do you know that I bought this DVD by paying a lot of money to bribe Venerable Bati? Is it easy for me to be a **** high-level biological student working here all the time? It’s so spicy, and because the relatives are the Buddha, they dragged them one by one like two hundred eighty fifty thousand. Have you ever thought that Xiaoye didn’t have wifi on it, no signal, and he was so hungry that he even watched Zhen Huan’s biography one hundred and seventeen times. Alright?!”
“…” Zhou Hui asked: “But shouldn’t you be pure-hearted, with little desire, no joy or sadness…”
“I don’t know if meat and wine have passed through the intestines in the Buddha’s heart. What if I go to the world to experience life? Don’t think I don’t know. When my brother knelt for a thousand years, I was thinking about it. He can be in love, why can’t I?!”
Zhang Shun’s spiritual consciousness as a Buddha has probably been thrown into the unknown dimension. The personality cultivated in the past two decades of life in the human world occupies an absolute dominant position. Zhou Hui looked at him up and down, and couldn’t imagine him sitting on the lotus throne receiving incense from the believers, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
“Where is my brother?” Zhang Shun looked up expectantly: “When will my brother hatch and when can he come to rescue me?”
Zhou Hui took out the egg from his pocket and said coldly: “Thanks to you, here.”
Zhang Shun took it over cautiously, looked up, down, left, and right for a long while, then squinted at Guang, as if he wanted to see through the eggshell what it was like.
But he didn’t see anything for a long time, so he shook his head and said, “I don’t know how to incubate. It seems that the phoenix jade fetus is a heaven and earth spiritual creature. When it thinks it’s okay, then… come out by yourself.” /
Zhou Hui asked: “Is there any way to make him feel like he can now?”
“I don’t know, I never hatched an egg.”
“Aren’t you a Buddha? Can’t you think of a way to solve the problem now?”
“Sister-in-law,” Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui earnestly and said earnestly, “I will now give you a piece of common knowledge that has been falsely promoted by the pseudo-Buddha for tens of thousands of years-the phoenix is a heaven and earth. Buddhism is not a system, just like the Taoist Sanqing and the Virgin Mary Su of Christ… Maria is not a system with us, understand? The Hunan Provincial Department of Health issued an official document asking the Guangdong Provincial People’s Hospital to strengthen prevention and control during the flu season, do you think Will anyone listen?”
Zhou Hui: “…”
“Strictly speaking, it is very inappropriate to assign the title of Ming Wangzun to Phoenix. It is no different from forcibly appointing the prime minister of another country as the Minister of Agriculture of our country. However, if you have an additional title and a salary, you can go to Mount Xumi to find Bati. Venerable who receives the money, I have the right to pay the bride price for my brother…”
Zhou Hui said coldly: “Who is your sister-in-law?”
The two looked at each other for a moment, and Zhang Shun persuaded, “…I called for fun.”
Zhou Hui gave up now, and turned around after taking the Phoenix Egg. In the end, Zhang Shun furiously jumped over and hugged his thigh without taking two steps: “Wait! Brother, you are my brother! Where are you going?”
“Go home.”
“Don’t! Stay and talk to me for a while! I’ll show you the biography of Zhen Huan! Can I hatch the eggs for you?”
Zhou Hui said: “No, no, no, Buddha, you are already an older child, you have to learn to leave the family to take care of yourself, human children when you are so old… what are you doing! Let me go! Indecent!”
Zhou Hui struggling to pull Zhang Shun away from his thighs, and in a blink of an eye, Zhang Shun burst into tears again. When he struggled, he only heard a sound of “sting–” and Zhou Hui’s trouser legs were torn in half from the middle.
Zhang Shun: “…”
Zhou Hui: “…”
Zhou Hui was furious: “Zhang Shun! I went to the colorless sky and went to prison, and my pants broke. I told people to see what to say! Tell me how to explain to your brother in the future! You stupid boy!” Pull your leg and walk out.
Zhang Shun’s ghost cries and howls and rushes over: “Don’t! Stay and talk to me for a while! This ghost place is all sorts of loneliness, void and cold, you know, why didn’t I feel it before? How could I be honest before? I really didn’t know how to run after tens of thousands of years?!”
Zhou Hui said: “Don’t be kidding, you dare to run and be careful of being discounted by the eighteen arhats…”
“Then you take me away, please! Don’t think I don’t know that you used to say you want to beat the monks of Mount Sumeru. You are so arrogant. Be careful when you go out. I’ll give you an Armstrong whirling jet. The Nine Heavens God Huang Thunder Tribulation…”
A Buddha and a Demon are pulling and pulling in the colorless sky, pulling the corners of their clothes and legs, their behavior is quite uncivilized. Zhou Hui held the trousers with one hand to prevent the pants from being pulled off, and folded his hands together to make a standard gesture: “Master Buddha, you have misunderstood. I have now abandoned evil and promoted goodness. I am grateful for the Dharma and vowed not to touch the monks of Mount Xumi again. One finger… let me go! That’s your brother’s egg! Be careful to drop it off!”
“Ouch!”
With a clatter, the phoenix egg slipped and fell to the ground in the chaos, and Gu Lulu rolled forward.
“Egg! My brother’s egg!”
“That’s your brother’s embryo. Eggs usually refer to men’s…” Zhou Hui felt confused, and ran to pick up the eggs, but in a hurry, he was squeezed by Zhang Shun who was also rushing to pick up the eggs.
In just a few seconds, the phoenix egg, like a divine knowledge, rolled to the distance along Zhou Hui’s path, and went straight to the entrance of the passage.
It was reopened at an unknown time, and it was directly connected to the entrance of Hell’s Fuzhou Mountain.
Suddenly Zhang Shun realized something, and his expression changed: “——Quick, quickly! Go and get it back!”
Zhou Hui pulled out his legs and ran wildly, his whole person was like a sharp arrow that had dropped off the string, but it was too late.
The next second, the phoenix egg fell gently into the passage.
Zhou Hui: “………………”
Zhang Shun: “………………”
The two looked at each other as if they were struck by thunder, time seemed to stand still for an instant, and each other saw the tragic picture of broken eggshells and yellow streams in each other’s eyes.
“You stay on top!” Zhou Hui was the first to react, jumping quickly towards the passage.
Zhang Shun ran to the entrance of the passage, struggling to see the bizarre and different-dimensional scene inside.
According to past experience, as long as he jumps, he will be directly teleported to Mount Xumi, and then the eighteen bronze figures of Shaolin Temple stood in front of them, knelt down with a bang, and the mountain shouted: “Please enjoy the bliss of the Buddha. Colorless sky!”…
But since Zhou Hui is here, does it mean that the direction inside the tunnel has changed?
Jump, or not?
If you go to Mount Xumi again to face those old monks, this outfit will definitely be uttered alive. Maybe the old monks will rebound when stimulated. The practice of chanting will expel their personality and change their gods to the top. , Then it will really become a golden Buddha who is motionless and enjoys bliss…
But if the direction of the passage really changes, it will be a golden opportunity now.
As long as you stick to Zhou Hui’s **** demon, the people of Mount Xumi would not dare to nag any more. When the time comes, they will hide in the human world and come back after dozens of hundreds of years…
How can you get a tiger if you don’t get into the tiger’s lair? Zhang Shun looked at the passageway that symbolizes freedom, biting his teeth and jumping!
The next moment the wind whistled in my ears, the sense of weightlessness made my eyes black, and time seemed to be stretched and still in the dislocation of space, followed by a “bang!”
Hell, Bu Zhoushan, Zhang Shun fell on the damp and rugged ground of the valley, his buttocks hurt like eight petals were split.
He looked around at the dark red trees and light gray mists, and he could hardly believe that he had such good luck.
“Zhou…Zhou Hui!” Zhang Shun staggered to get up, and said loudly, “Zhou Hui! How is my brother?!”
Zhang Shun’s voice stopped abruptly. Not far away, a huge hell’s eye covered the entire valley with a slight blood red halo. Zhou Hui was standing motionless on the huge protruding rock beside the demon’s eyes, with his back facing him, unable to see the expression on his face.
“Zhou Hui! What’s wrong, isn’t my brother’s egg broken?!”
Zhang Shun jumped out of the bushes and crossed the valley that was particularly slippery because of the mist. He ran to Zhou Hui and staggered to a stop. He raised his eyes and was stunned.
I saw the phoenix egg fell on a sharp rock at the edge of the magic eye, and it had already cracked a mouth. The tortoise crack was extending and expanding along the mouth. Amidst the slight and unusually clear cracking sound, it was about Cracked.
“…” Zhang Shun’s voice was trembling: “Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Hui, it will be broken…”
Zhou Hui stared at the unbroken egg, and could not see anything else. His mind was blank, his breathing stopped completely, his heart hit his throat one at a time, because it was too severe and even caused the severe pain of throat infarction.
Crack.
Crack.
The egg shell was cracking in pieces, and the finely divided powder fell to the ground, and the cracks became bigger and bigger.
In just a few seconds, it was as long as a century had passed. In the almost suffocating stillness, the eggshell made a clear and crisp sound.
At that moment, there was a clear roar in the valley, in the jungle, and deep in the mountains in the distance, like ten thousand birds singing at the same time, spreading their wings and rushing into the sky. Immediately afterwards, a colorful glow fell between the heavens and the earth, and the golden bells of the Sanskrit sound shook together. The huge and pure energy impact centered on the phoenix jade fetus, spreading in all directions, and within a few seconds, it even forced the boiling sea of blood in the distance. Wanli plane.
Nine heavens and ten earth, all things bow their heads.
The only thing left in the world is this unique phoenix jade tire, blooming with a lotus-like halo spreading layer by layer, and then broken into thousands of pieces!
Thousands of years ago, everything that was shown in front of Sakyamuni was finally repeated before Zhou Hui in its entirety at this moment.
The next moment, the heaven and the earth’s fairy music resounded through the sky, and the light was in an uproar!
A small outline was faintly revealed in the unscattered halo, Zhou Hui almost trembling violently and stepped forward, bending his leg to kneel on one knee.
“Tweet—tweet…tweet–“
A wet little bird cub is standing in a cracked eggshell, golden red all over, with sparse feathers, and looking towards the world with round, bright black eyes, full of innocent doubts.
It tilted its head, shaking its little wings covered with young fur, and then saw Zhou Hui, the nearest to him.
“…”
Zhou Hui opened his mouth, but couldn’t say a word. It took a long time to make a hoarse and even weird voice:
“Phoenix…Phoenix…”
The little phoenix remained motionless, staring at the handsome and devilish man he saw for the first time after his birth. After a long while, he took a trembling step and fell out of the half-round eggshell. .
Zhou Hui has forgotten everything, he didn’t even think of reaching out to help. When he reacted for several seconds, Little Phoenix had already struggled to get up, stumbled and slammed, rushed to Zhou Hui, and spread his little moist wings:
“Tweet——”
Zhou Hui stretched out his hand like a dream, and the little Phoenix immediately staggered onto his palm and curled up into a furry ball.
“Phoenix…” Zhou Hui murmured, even his lips trembled violently when he spoke.
“You…you are back, my phoenix…”
Little Phoenix snuggled in Zhou Hui’s palm, gently rubbing the rough lines of his palm with the edge of his tender red beak.
Zhou Hui lowered his head and kissed its chubby body, tears flowed down his cheeks, wet its soft and fine hair. Little Phoenix seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, but still obediently did not move, rubbing Zhou Hui’s tear-soaked face with his head, as if it were a touch full of warmth.
“I…I miss you so much,” Zhou Hui choked up:
“Welcome back, my dear Phoenix.”