In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 953: Schiller’s bad luck (Part 1)
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Schiller stood at the door in a daze for a full two minutes, then he turned back, rubbed his eyes, turned back again, saw that the sky was still filled with broccoli, he took a deep breath in his heart Say:
"Grey Fog! Gray Fog! Did you steal the wine again? Didn't I say that? I can't drink too much crazy wine, or it will cause me to hallucinate!"
"Well... Judging from the information from your optic nerve, the things you just saw are probably not hallucinations." Gray Mist said hesitantly.
Schiller first swallowed his saliva, took a step back, and said to Gray Mist in his heart: "You mean, these broccoli flowers appeared in the real world... are you sure???!!"
"Yes, I'm sure that symbionts and humans experience the world differently. We don't observe the world through a specific organ."
"However, according to the analysis of the information just returned by the symbiosis factor, there are more than 1,400 broccoli in front of you at present, and the smallest individual among them is about 14 times larger than the vegetable broccoli eaten by humans ..."
Schiller took another step back.
He opened the umbrella with a "bang", then covered his forehead with his hand, lowered his head and muttered to himself: "My God, what's going on? Is the world going to be destroyed? Gotham is going to be destroyed Is it?!!!”
At this moment, Pamela and Catwoman, who had just gone to change clothes, walked down the stairs of the laboratory building. Seeing that Schiller was still waiting at the door, Catwoman stepped forward with some doubts and said: " Professor Schiller, why are you still here? Oh, I see, the car is broken, it’s okay, I can find you one, I believe the owner of the car won’t mind..."
Seeing them coming down, Schiller seemed to have seen a life-saving straw. He took a step aside to make room for Catwoman, then pointed to the door with slightly trembling fingertips and said, "Hurry up and help the catwoman!" Let me see, am I hallucinating? What are those bunches of green unknown objects outside?!"
"Green unknown object?" Catwoman frowned and looked towards the door, and then said in surprise: "God, why are there so many broccoli outside? It seems that the original vines have all turned into green. Broccoli?"
She stood at the door and watched carefully for a while, and then said: "However, it seems that this is a good thing. The volume of broccoli is much larger than the vines. Originally, these vines could only entangle those crazy people. feet, this should be able to get them stuck."
Schiller stood still and fell into a daze. At this time, he returned to the top floor of the thinking tower, and then said a little frantically: "Quick, quick, quick!! Come on!!! Come on, take the place!! ! My allergies are about to break out, if you don’t float up, I’m going to faint!!!”
"Superego? Superego?" Are you there? Schiller raised his head and shouted into the air: "Hurry up! Find a substitute! I won't be able to take this class for a minute!!!"
"There is no substitute." The indifferent voice of the superego came: "The only stable personalities that can surface consciousness before floating up are you and another guy. If you want to find a substitute, go find him."
With a "ding dong", the elevator door opened, and Marvel Schiller walked out of the elevator. He looked at DC Schiller eagerly, and said, "You have an allergy, right? Hey, Dude, this state is not suitable for work, I will go up to replace you now, don't worry, I will definitely not make any trouble..."
DC Schiller stood still for less than a second, then walked towards the elevator with a resolute attitude.
Standing in the middle of the elevator, before the elevator door closed, he pointed at Marvel Schiller with his umbrella and said, "I'd rather endure the day and night jobs you found for me, and I'd rather endure the blue sky." Side effects of flower allergies!"
Accompanied by a faint electric sound, the elevator door closed. After DC Schiller left, Marvel Schiller shrugged and said, "It's not my fault."
After DC Schiller returned again, he turned into gray mist and came to the roof of the experimental building. This kind of building is not too tall, but he can barely see the situation in the entire Gotham University.
Just like what he saw when he stood at the door, broccoli flooded the whole city, but as Catwoman said, to some extent, this is a good thing, because too dense Broccoli, trapping irrational lunatics.
Of course, some people who have not been infected have been buried in the broccoli, but because they still have sanity, they can struggle and call for help, and they will be rescued soon.
As for those who have been infected, the sharp claws can cut through human skin, but they are still not enough for the stems of plants.
They can cut through the skin of the broccoli stem, but they can't cut off the whole broccoli flower like an axe, so they can only swing their limbs, helplessly being caught in one huge broccoli flower after another. Among the blue flowers.
These broccoli that invaded Gotham are not the kind that are usually placed on the dining table. First of all, they are much larger than ordinary broccoli. According to Schiller's visual inspection, the largest broccoli is about Tens of meters, the smallest is at least half a meter.
Moreover, each broccoli flower is very complete, and the dark spherical structure in the upper part is so full that each flower is like a mushroom cloud, with different sizes and heights, and there is a strange beauty.
On the skyline of Gotham, one after another dark green broccoli, mixed among the steel forests, seems to be the food that is often eaten by people, finally awakened the unyielding will, and collectively revenged on mankind .
However, the actual effect achieved does not take revenge on humans, because in fact, broccoli does not contain allergens that are common in nature.
At the same time, it does not have the unique fragrance of coriander or celery. Most people don't like broccoli, but they just don't like its taste and texture, and it doesn't reach the level of physiological allergies.
Many people know that physical allergies can have many very serious symptoms, including skin itching, difficulty breathing and even shock, and severe allergic reactions may lead to death.
However, Schiller is not physically allergic to broccoli, so he will not have the above-mentioned serious reaction, and even if it does, Gray Mist can forcibly reverse this reaction. His allergy to broccoli is a psychological allergy. Just a little serious.
"Grey Fog, take me back to the manor, I need to pack my luggage, Gotham can't stay anymore, I'm going to Metropolis... Ah, no, no, the entire east coast... Forget it, I want Go to Los Angeles... maybe, the whole of America..." Schiller said out of breath.
Speaking of this, Schiller was suddenly stunned, and he said to himself: "If Gotham, a seaside city, is invaded by broccoli, wouldn't there be a lot of broccoli seeds, along the Gotham's drainage system goes into the Pacific Ocean??!!!"
"God, I'm afraid the whole earth can't stay!"
"Grey fog, take me back to the manor, I'm going to ask Merkel if the Soviet Union has any plans to land on the moon recently..."
Schiller turned into a cloud of mist and floated back to Rodriguez Manor staggeringly. Schiller, who was a little unconscious, landed directly in front of the gate of the manor and walked towards the buildings of the manor .
The good news is that the inside of the manor has not been invaded. The living room and the stairs are all as usual. Schiller didn't even notice that his butler Merkel was missing. He almost ran up the stairs in a panic, and then started to pack his luggage .
While putting his usual clothes into the suitcase, he cursed and said, "Don't let me know who did it..."
After finishing speaking, while continuing to pack his luggage, he speculated in a dazed way: "I am afraid that the only one who has the ability to turn all plants into broccoli is the greenness of everything, but we have just reached a deal, and the terms of the deal are right for both parties." It's all beneficial, he doesn't need to do this..."
"Besides, he didn't know that I was allergic to broccoli, and he knew about it..." Schiller thought of the three people he saw in the memory space in his room, and he folded his clothes Stuffed it into the box, snorted coldly and said, "Sure enough, it's the three of them..."
"Leaving aside the magician dressed like Zatana, only Batman and Constantine are left."
"Batman? Didn't I just get stuck with his graduation thesis for a few months? Didn't I just throw it into the chemical dye bucket? Is he so narrow-minded?"
"Konstantin? This damned rotten man! Didn't I just hit him a few times with an umbrella? Didn't I just use the cursed soul to throw a black pot at him? Doesn't he know how to be tolerant? "
"Despicable, dirty, taking advantage of others..."
Just as Schiller turned back to the closet and tidied his suit, he suddenly remembered, where is his housekeeper?
Schiller is very relieved about Merkel's ability. The problem is that there have been too many weird situations recently, so he stopped what he was doing, put his clothes aside, and looked out the door. glance.
There is no sign of Merkel in the corridor, which is actually very strange. As a housekeeper, he should have greeted Schiller when he entered the door. But it has been more than ten minutes since Schiller walked into the room and started to pack his luggage, and Merkel has not appeared at all.
Schiller turned his head and glanced at the wardrobe and suitcase that had been messed up by his angry actions. He sighed and decided to find a professional to do it.
Schiller went out, walked through the corridor, went down the stairs, came to the living room, and then through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, he saw his housekeeper Merkel was chopping trees with a huge ax .
It's not quite accurate to say that it was a tree felling. What he was cutting was the huge broccoli flower that had turned from the original oak tree in the middle of the garden.
Before Schiller returned to the manor, Merkel, who was tidying up the garden, witnessed how these plants turned into broccoli. How annoying.
When he discovered this mutation, he almost picked up all the tools that could be used to repair the plants in a hurry, and began to eradicate the broccoli in the garden to prevent his employer from returning to the manor. Go crazy with a severe allergic reaction.
There are not many other flowers and plants alive. In addition to the damage caused by the collapse of the canopy, most of them are scattered into mud and dust~IndoMTL.com~ and the strongest one is the oak tree in the middle of the yard. Therefore, The broccoli it turns into is also the largest.
Merkel saw that with such a big broccoli, Schiller would go crazy when he came back, so of course he would find a way to cut off this huge broccoli.
Schiller, who watched Merkel cut down the tree, has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.
He is delirious now, so he doesn't realize that, anyway, broccoli is also a herb, and the ax used to cut down woody trees is a bit of a sledgehammer to deal with the stems of broccoli.
But Merkel has also received professional training, and his strength is much greater than that of ordinary people. He is very anxious and wants to eradicate these criminal evidences before Schiller returns, so with a few axes, the huge broccoli flower On the stem, a huge gap appeared.
As it happens, Merkel's position is just half blocked by the trunk of broccoli, and Schiller can't see the wound he cut on the trunk of broccoli.
Schiller stood by the French window, trying to call Merkel back, but suddenly found a shadow over his head.
The tall broccoli, as tall as an oak tree, was slowly collapsing towards him.
At the critical moment, Schiller's flash saved his life. There was a loud "boom", and the huge broccoli smashed the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room and a small half of the buildings on the west side of the manor.
What's even more frightening is that the broccoli that fell into the living room was the branch closest to Schiller, less than ten centimeters from his nose.
So, about five minutes later, in the hall of the Rodriguez manor, Batman saw the weak, pale Schiller he had never seen before.