In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 94: Get rich little expert

"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"

Natasha rushed into the psychological clinic. While talking on the phone quickly, she said to Schiller: "Give me 30 reports... no, no, no, 50, 50 reports of psychological diagnosis certificates. "

Schiller was writing something on the bar counter, without raising his head, he just rolled his eyelids and said, "What disease do you want?"

"Post-war stress trauma disorder, or what? I forgot, anyway, it is the disease that you will get after the war, and you need 50 copies."

"It's too late to write by hand. We can only generate an electronic report. What about the personnel list?"

Natasha picked up another mobile phone in her hand and said: "Now send the list of personnel to my mobile phone immediately, forget it, I will give you an address directly, and you can fax it..."

On the other side, Peter came out with a stack of papers and said: "Doctor, I can't understand this reimbursement application form, let alone the monster didn't hit us, even if it hit us, even the dishwashing sponge I have to report the loss, isn't it a bit..."

On the other side, Dr. Conners is also on the phone, he said: "Yes, the research and development cost of the healing potion is very expensive, because... because the materials are expensive, you can tell them that, anyway, they don't understand .”

"At least dozens of rare elements are used here, which ones are there? You can go to the periodic table to find out which ones are more expensive..."

Stark took a piece of paper and handed it to Natasha and said: "This is the electricity consumption report of Stark Tower, Connors and Peter conducted an experiment in my high-end laboratory for 1 hour and 43 minutes , the average electricity bill per minute is 56,000 US dollars, and the wear and tear of the equipment, oh, yes, because Peter used too much force, he also scrapped a piece of equipment worth more than 1 million US dollars, which is included in the loss..."

Natasha took the paper. She didn't even look at it. She picked up another phone and said, "Calculate the number of deaths? How much do you think is appropriate for the number of deaths? We have 32 field personnel staying in New York recently, or just Let them all die in battle, the pension is calculated at 500,000 US dollars per person..."

"What? Let's be bolder? How many agents are there on the entire east coast? The whole country? Is this a bit too exaggerated? A single monster killed all our agents across the country. Would it seem that we Too useless?"

After that, she put down the phone and asked Peter: "Do you have any left of that potion?"

"There are two more, but if you need it, we can make some more."

"Nick wants more, you know, the military has created such a dangerous monster, so it's reasonable for them to purchase more of this potion to prevent problems before they happen?"

"How much does he want?" Dr. Connors asked.

Natasha spoke to the phone again, and then said: "Do you have 200?"

Peter spit out a sip of water, he said: "The serum is modified with lizard serum, there are only 7 tubes in total, and Dr. Connors has done it for a few months..."

"Nick sold them one for 3 million."

Connors immediately put on his clothes and said, "Go, Peter."

Then he turned to Natasha and said, "Wait for us, within two days at most, 200 potions will be delivered to you."

When Peter was dragged away, Schiller took the reimbursement application form from him and said: "Peter is still too simple, 4 dishwashing sponges? How long will it last? Let's get 4000 first."

Pikachu jumped on the table and said, "Help me add two cans of peanut butter, oh, no, it's 2000 jars of peanut butter, that monster is terrible, I lost a lot of peanut butter!"

Schiller wrote and drew, and then said: "Okay, that's about it, by the way, you said before that I can get a few points?"

"You get 20% for each report, and you get 30% for this reimbursement application."

"Wait, is 50 reports enough? I think the battle this time is really too intense. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were born and died, and they should have left a lot of sequelae. Let's get 300 reports first, and sign them all by hand. How about giving me 10% more?"

Steve stood in the middle of the room with his arms folded, and he said, "I know the world has changed, and I know I'm getting old, but it doesn't change that much, does it?"

"Didn't we finish that monster in twos and twos? 4,000 dishwashing sponges, did he smash the entire back kitchen of a New York restaurant?"

Listening to the outrageously high number of sacrifices in Natasha's mouth, Steve said: "I know Nick is trying to get more money, but people in the military are not stupid. How many losses do they have? Won't you come out?"

"It's not important, Captain." Natasha waved her hand and said, "We are the victims, and as many as the victims say, there are as many."

Before Steve could refute, Coulson rushed in. He took a pen and paper and dragged Steve to the sofa, and then began to interview him.

"What is this for? Why are you here to interview me?"

"So you don't have to write a battle report, Captain Steve."

"Okay..."

"How is the process of defeating this monster? Is it going well?"

"Ah, although there are some twists and turns, it's going well overall."

"Can you talk about the twists and turns in detail?"

"The power of this monster is a bit big. At the beginning of the battle, the shield attack could not produce good results, so I immediately changed my tactics..."

Colson wrote on the paper: "The red iguana is infinitely powerful, far beyond what Captain America can estimate. He uses a shield to attack monsters ineffectively. The early battle is extremely difficult and almost desperate. Life."

"Of course, it's okay in the future. Although he is powerful, he has no brains and looks very irritable. Such an opponent is easy to deal with..."

Colson wrote on the paper again: "The red iguana is extremely irritable, and the power of anger makes him stronger. The captain is almost retreating steadily, and the monster always has the upper hand."

"Of course, I have to admit that the explosion of Little Stark's mech played a role..."

Coulson continued to use his pen like flying: "Iron Man used his mecha costing tens of millions of dollars to carry out a heroic and completely irrecoverable self-destruction, and finally made the monster take two steps back. According to Captain America's dictation, At least 20 waves of explosions, 5 mechs in each wave exploded around, and finally let the monster get down."

After Steve finished speaking, he stared at Coulson and said, "Can I see it?"

Colson quickly put away the notebook, then he stood up and shook Steve's hand sincerely: "Captain, you are a fighting hero! You have always been!"

On the other side, Schiller put down the phone and said, "Thank me, there is still a place in the Presbyterian Hospital, who do you want them to live in?"

"Which of them do you think is most likely to be injured?"

"Then Stark, after all, he blew himself up while manipulating the mech, and it's normal to be scratched by shrapnel. I'll call the dean later and ask him to organize an expert consultation and reimburse the consultation fee." I will send it to you later, as for the hospitalization expenses..."

Natasha said: "Old rules, the most advanced ward, the most advanced care, by the way, do you know any more powerful doctor? Let him accompany you all the way, and we will pay him the consultation fee by the hour."

"Coincidentally, I know a very good neurosurgeon. Of course, he has only one disadvantage, that is, the fees are relatively expensive. Oh, no, now this should be an advantage..."

At night, Coulson came in, followed by Natasha and two other agents, carrying a stack of reports.

Schiller rubbed his hands and said, "Let me see, this should be our result today, how about Nick?"

"Director Nick scolded everyone present, and those generals couldn't even get a chance to intervene. Disregarding security agreements, privately expanding the arsenal, and scolding them all."

"He scolded for at least six hours, without repeating a word, the walls of the congressional chamber almost engraved his voice..."

"Then the military didn't answer back?"

Natasha put one hand on those documents and said with one hand on her waist: "Why do you think Nick and General Robert are not dealing with it? That's because usually only General Robert can talk back. Now that he is dead, the rest Those people are just wooden piles from the military academy, so they can only be scolded."

Coulson shook his head and said: "This time, the military people have lost a lot. The monster they created privately caused such a big commotion. It is impossible for Congress to sit idly by. The director took this opportunity to bite again. A piece of meat came down."

"The lost alien biological test subject also gave him a good excuse. Nick insisted that the military stole the test subject from S.H.I.E.L.D. After all, as soon as S.H.I.E.L.D.’s stuff was lost, the military created a monster, so these two things are related.”

"Then they won't question SHIELD's security measures?"

"Security measures? When did S.H.I.E.L.D. have something like that?"

"That's just an excuse, right?" Schiller asked, "That symbiote wasn't actually the one you ran out of... wait, is he?"

Natasha shrugged and said: "Then no one will know. The entire staff of the Dangerous Creatures Containment Section died collectively in December last year, and they died again in March this year when funds were tight."

Well, Schiller thought, it doesn't matter where the venom came from. He is now looking forward to what will happen to the venom with Stark as the host?

After a while, Nick's voice sounded on the intercom again: "No, the debt is still not fair, you guys should think of a way now and get more."

Natasha and Coulson complained together. They thought of everything they could think of, even thinking of outrageous reasons such as spending money to prevent the plague because a few rats died on the street.

Schiller rolled up his sleeves and said, "I have a good idea, which can at least settle your accounts for a year."

Both Natasha and Coulson looked at him, and Natasha said, "You may not understand, doctor..."

"Actually, I think you can find a way to grant me the qualification of a legal sanatorium, and then regularly send a group of agents who have gone crazy due to work pressure to recuperate."

"Recuperation always requires beds and medicines. Of course, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. serve the country so conscientiously, so the standards of wards and beds must not be low, and the medicines must be the best."

"Psychological sanatoriums are different from ordinary hospitals. We aim to make patients feel relaxed and peaceful. At least there must be a spa, a gym, a yoga and meditation lounge~IndoMTL.com~Of course, this is just the most Basically, if you want to achieve better therapeutic effects, you need a horse farm, an animal husbandry, and a golf course..."

"Of course, these facilities are not enough, many sports must be carried out under the guidance of professionals, such as yoga masters from India, meditators from Himalayas, world equestrian champions, zoologists, naturalists , racing driver or something.”

"I know, I know, it may be a bit expensive, but the agents have shed blood and sweat for the country, and this is what they deserve."

"Of course, the location can't be too far away. I think the New York City area is good. Although such a large piece of land is indeed expensive, it is more convenient."

"Of course, considering that New York is not very peaceful, the building standards must be in accordance with the earthquake resistance level above 10, and the buildings cannot be designed by ordinary people, but must be world-class architectural art masters, and the engineering team must not be sloppy. What is the name of the largest construction company in the United States? I think their construction quality should be good."

"The ribbon-cutting ceremony after the completion is also indispensable. If a certain master on Capitol Hill is willing to let go, he can also invite the media to come and let him show his face."

"We are happy to accept all parties to come here to give sympathy speeches. You know, here are all genuine soldiers who have dedicated themselves to the country. If you want to get their support, you must donate money?"

"Of course, if we donate a lot, we can also give him the position of honorary dean, you know, I don't mind..."

After Schiller finished speaking, Nick Fury yelled from the intercom on Coulson's waist: "Colson! Make him appear in my office in ten minutes!! Immediately! Immediately! !”