In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 39: Batman’s peachy crisis

"... that's it. Since that night, she has been running to that block every time. It's just too dangerous. I don't know how to dissuade her, because she doesn't like Bruce at all, and pushes him." Lost my date, but I obviously..."

Schiller poured himself some champagne, and said, "I went to Gotham slums for several nights in a row, and I haven't encountered any danger. Are you sure she's just an ordinary person?"

Bruce wiped his face and said: "This is what worries me the most. If she is just an ordinary girl, that's fine, but if she is not an ordinary person, what else can I do? ?”

And this matter has to start from the last case.

After Jonathan's case was solved, Bruce didn't completely pick himself out, or Batman encountered other troubles.

Last time, Batman rescued Christine from the gangsters who kidnapped him. He thought that Christine was unconscious at that time, but who knew she was conscious. From that day on, this beautiful The girl fell in love with Batman.

Yes, Batman, not Bruce.

She even turned off her date with Bruce a few days later, and every night, she ran to the block where she was kidnapped to see if Batman would continue to appear.

"In a sense, you should be happy, because Batman's charm made her even get rid of the richest man in the world."

Bruce opened his mouth, his expression was very complicated.

Being liked by a beautiful girl is certainly something to be happy about, but this matter is too bizarre and weird. A girl fell in love with him, but dumped another him because she fell in love with him. In a romance novel, it is absolutely impossible to write clearly without 100,000 words.

"Regarding your personal relationship, I have no advice for you, except to protect your kidneys." Finally, Schiller said.

Bruce didn't expect that Schiller's prediction would come true so quickly.

That night, Batman was still patrolling Gotham. He has become very famous in Gotham recently because he swept up all the slums around the Mawson block.

The place he patrolled this time is not the dirty slums, but the luxury neighborhoods where robberies often occur.

In fact, the probability of serious crimes here is no less than that of slums, because slums are often full of drunks fighting, blackmailing by gangsters, or gang fights. Two or three people fell in a pool of blood, and the clerk of the luxury store was likely to be killed. The vile nature of this kind of case was no less than a gang fight in a slum.

Moreover, those who dare to do this kind of cases are often quite experienced veterans. They divide labor and cooperate, plan carefully, and leave when they are finished, which is very difficult to deal with.

Batman has already fought against two robbery gangs, and it's their bad luck. Batman just upgraded. When he came here from the slums, he ran into a robbery and homicide. They killed two female shop assistants. , snatched the jewelry in the store, and more coincidentally, a string of pearl necklaces just happened to be scattered on the ground.

So the robbery gang is now in jail.

And the other one is not so strong, a group of fledgling stupid thieves were hit by Batman, and now they are also going to eat in prison.

On this day, Batman was standing on the roof of a building opposite a jewelry store. He watched a black figure get in through the window of the back door of the jewelry store. Before the clerk could react, he was strangled by her.

It seems that it should be a female thief, yes, it is a thief, not a robber, she did not smash the glass of the jewelry cabinet, but found the key from the clerk, and opened the glass door of the jewelry cabinet .

Just as she was holding a jewel to appreciate the luster on it, a black figure appeared behind her and said, "Miss, no matter how you look at it, this jewel does not belong to you."

As soon as she turned her head, her eyes went dark, and she was knocked out directly.

The female thief obviously had better luck. Just when Batman was about to drag her and hand her over to the police, another group of robbers rushed in from the antique shop opposite. They were the real robbers. Hooded, armed with a submachine gun and a sack, the shop assistants were cornered with guns.

Batman had to put down the female thief first to deal with them, but when he came back, she was gone.

However, the matter did not end there. For the next few days, Batman always felt that someone was following him, but the other party seemed to be agile, and Batman failed to grab his tail several times.

Until one day, Batman designed a small trap. He pretended to throw a bag of gems just snatched by a robber into the trash can on the corner of the street. Sure enough, that petite figure sneaked into it. Picking up something in the trash can, Batman grabbed her cloak, but unexpectedly, the female thief returned with a claw, Batman almost lost his face.

Seeing that it was Batman, the female thief breathed a sigh of relief. Batman crossed his arms and asked, "Gem, huh?"

"Don't you think our ears match well?" Her voice was very sweet. After she finished speaking, she flicked the ears on her head with her fingers. That's right, she also has two ears on her mask, although Not as sharp as Batman's, but the location is almost the same, all on top of the head.

Batman said in a strange way: "Are you another bat?"

"Bat?" The female thief said in an unbelievable tone: "Who is a bat? I am a catwoman, don't only cats have such ears? Don't you think you are a bat? But what kind of weirdo would put Think of yourself as that kind of animal?"

"Catwoman..." Batman tasted the name, then he fished out the bag of gems in the trash can, threw it to her, and said, "No cat likes gems, don't Go to the jewelry store to embarrass the clerk again, for the sake of you not killing people, I will let you go."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but the cape was grabbed by Catwoman. Catwoman smiled and shook the bag in her hand, and she said, "Rich man, you must still have this thing?"

Batman frowned. He didn't know why everyone could tell he was rich.

He obviously changed the bat suit to a very low profile, and he didn't use any high-end drugs, and he even shaved his beard a little crookedly.

Batman didn't turn around, he just looked back and said, "I don't have any, you can't expect a bat to have something like this."

Just as he was about to leave, a whip rolled around his waist. Batman didn't feel any force pulling him, but a soft body was pressed against his back, and he heard Catwoman pressing against his waist The ear said: "If you are a bat, then you are the funniest bat I have ever seen, and we will see you again..."

After finishing speaking, she jumped directly onto the wall of an alley and disappeared quickly. Batman touched his ears, he thought, a cat that likes gems? What a weirdo.

Same as myself.

Unexpectedly, on the way back to the city, he met Christine again. This beautiful head of the cheerleading troupe was wearing a thick down jacket and a hat, which concealed her **** figure and beautiful body. Face, Batman wanted to avoid her as soon as he saw her, but after thinking about it, he still walked up and had to persuade her to go back. It was too dangerous for such a girl to appear on the streets of Gotham in the middle of the night.

When Christine saw Batman, she ran over happily, but as soon as she ran to his side, she frowned and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend? Are you dating her?"

Batman didn't know why, so he just said: "Don't stay here, you know how dangerous it is."

"But I just want to be your girlfriend." Christine shrugged, and it could be seen that she didn't say this sentence often, because usually only others confessed to her.

Batman said: "I don't need a girlfriend, you go back quickly."

"So what's the matter with your Louis Vuitton perfume? Don't tell me you like women's fragrances."

Batman feels a headache.

How could he, who has been around flowers all year round, know nothing about these things? He knew that he was hugged by a catwoman just now, but he didn't expect that this female thief would wear such a strong perfume when she came out to steal things in the middle of the night .

Without saying anything, Batman flicked his cape and left.

Although Batman doesn't want to like Christine, there is one person who is very interested in her, and that is the new principal Seldon.

Don't forget, it was Christine who came forward to accuse the old principal of kidnapping her. Step down more, there must be a mastermind behind this whole incident, because there are too many mysteries that have not been solved. Who subdued Jonathan? Who rescued Christine again? Gordon alone is no use.

Seldon believes that even if Christine is not familiar with the people behind the scenes, she must know who he is. He also wants to understand this issue and understand the series of relationships involved in the Jonathan case. Sitting in this position, the relationship in Gotham is too complicated. If you want to gain a firm foothold here, a good entry point is essential. Seldon believes that the Jonathan case is the best investigation object.

On the other hand, the relationship between Batman and Catwoman is developing rapidly. Perhaps there may be fate in this world. Catwoman's liveliness and romance have nothing to do with Batman's seriousness and suspicion, but he is just fascinated by her. up.

The two often wander around Gotham at night. Although Catwoman can't help Batman fight, her sneaking and sentry skills are first-class. Catwoman likes all kinds of gems and jewelry, while Batman has plenty of money.

But they couldn't agree on the topic of theft. Batman thought Catwoman was kleptomaniac, but Catwoman thought she just liked those jewels. Since they were put on the counter and no one bought them, then It's no problem to take it over and enjoy it for a few days.

Finally one day, Batman followed Catwoman and stopped her from stealing again. Catwoman was completely angered by him. , she slapped Batman across the face, and then stabbed him in the side with a short dagger.

Thus, this romantic crisis about Batman turned into a real kidney crisis.