In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 1631: Fishing Day (24)
"I'm crazy" and "everyone else is crazy except me", as long as you can firmly have one of these two mentalities, life will be much easier. Since ancient times, people who want to be crazy or not are the most painful .
When you look at certain things from the perspective of a madman, you will find that they are not only not difficult, but also full of bizarre and absurd fun, the most fun of which is the shocked expressions of various people.
When you can pull yourself out of the rules of normal people, those expressions of surprise or disgust that look at you as if you are looking at a monster become a rare joy in life. To the extent that I have to revisit it in my mind while lying in bed.
When Natasha realized this, she found the most fun part of the whole thing, so after she prepared the charcoal, she carried the charcoal barrel by herself We came to the center of the camp, where Nick and Steve set up camp.
At this time, half of the sun has fallen below the horizon, and the light is gradually dimming. Nick and Steve, who have already set up the sky, are trying to use the lights that Eric has brought to them. The string provides electricity.
"Oh, you've already done it, Natasha." Steve showed a bright smile at Natasha. It is a great job for a person to carry a bucket of charcoal.
But Natasha put the bucket full of carbon on the side with a "bang" and let out a long breath, as if it took a lot of effort, which really aroused the curiosity of Steve and Nick.
Nick wrinkled the muscles around his eyes and looked at Natasha and said, "God, aren't you? Did you just walk two hundred meters away? As for making it look like you just rushed through eight hundred miles Is the whole S.H.I.E.L.D. urging me to pay the same salary?"
Natasha brushed her long red hair back, rolled her eyes slightly teasing, shook her head and said, "It's not tiring to deal with these blackened pieces of wood, but it's not tiring to deal with those A stupid girl who can't read the atmosphere is different."
Nick and Steve exchanged glances, and Steve glanced back at Gwen Spider-Man who was rummaging through the room, then looked at Natasha and said, "Gwen just went to find you, What did she tell you? Or what did you tell her?"
"I'm just reminding her that she's not yet of age, and to dispel her plan to get drunk among you big adults."
The focus is obviously on the first half of the sentence. Nick and Steve exchanged this information with their eyes. Nick is not a person who likes to go around in circles on weekdays. He walked directly to the charcoal bucket full of charcoal. Taking the long tongs in his hand, he turned over the charcoal and said, "Honestly, Natasha, what's the matter with you and Schiller?"
"What do you think about the two of us?" Just as Natasha finished speaking, she saw that Steve was about to open his mouth to answer, so she interrupted Steve with some helplessness and said, "Of course some adults It often happens between us, and it is not surprising that it happens to us.”
"God, you can be more tactful." Nick looked up helplessly at the sky, he shook his arm muscles as if he was not used to it, stared at Natasha and said, "Okay, tell me in detail , whether it is as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., or you and Schiller's old buddy, I want to know what's going on."
"Do you still have this hobby?" Natasha wrinkled her nose, looking a little disgusted.
"Not the kind of detail you're thinking about." Nick started growling, and he said loudly, "I mean before that, how did you two...then why didn't you...I mean, who Active?"
"Who else? Nick, you should know that I am an excellent hunter, and an experienced hunter must be patient."
Nick opened his mouth wide in shock, as if he wanted to swallow the whole house and the whole lake together, Steve also looked at Natasha with shocked eyes and said, "Don't you want to say, these few days Have you been hunting Schiller for 20 years?"
"Not that long." Natasha replied ambiguously, and then she raised her chin and said, "It's almost the end anyway, and I won't let anyone interfere with me, no matter how powerful or noble he is, You understand me."
Nick's face was wrinkled like a stuffed bun, and Steve hadn't recovered from the aftertaste of shock. Looking at the expressions of the two of them, Natasha burst into joy in her heart.
Of course, it's not enough to just have fun with them, Natasha has not forgotten the business, she has to go crazy in front of Luo Ji.
However, considering that Luo Ji and Thor are staying together now, and Thor may use thunder to crack down on anyone who speaks ill of his sister, Natasha can only pretend to care and join their conversation.
Schiller walked back to the tent area on the rocky beach, and said to Nick and Steve: "I confirmed most people's menus, and most people think that our barbecue should have colored pepper skewers, pickled meat Prepared black pepper or jalapeño skewers, steak and lamb chops, grilled fish plain or brushed with kosher salt and a creamy sauce, and there should be a hot pot of borscht, everyone has a bit of it Cold."
"For staple food, we can make pancakes, and then wrap the food in to make tacos. We can also make mashed potatoes, pour fish soup and sauces on top, and pasta bought by Rocky and Gwen. Vegetables include Western Orchids, carrots and parsley."
"Of course, I want to make another fish soup, and make a lot of squid you caught into stir-fried squid, and there are also some small clams and small fish, just for seasoning It’s a bit wasteful, why not add some mixed vegetables and fry it together.”
Schiller thought for a while, and then said: "The food most people can provide is fish, so Charles and I thought of several ways to cook fish, such as fish and chips from his hometown, which happened to be ours. There are also potatoes."
"I brought a stew pot and beer, so I can make a steamed sea bass. The sashimi of the fish here is not suitable for raw food. It is a good choice to make a smooth fish fillet wrapped in starch, Gwen It was suggested to mash fish for sandwiches, and Charles happened to bring a portable blender."
Seeing the two people just staring at him in a daze, Schiller had to remind him aloud: "Do you two have anything to add?"
"Well, I don't have any more, I can eat anything." Steve began to elbow Nick vigorously, and Nick squeezed back and forth with him not to be outdone.
The two exchanged eyebrows for a long time, and finally Nick clenched his hands into fists and coughed twice, stepped forward and patted Schiller on the shoulder and said, "Of course, we don't have any complaints about the menu, just looking at the group of girls It means that tonight we may have trouble until late, and we may also get drunk, do you want to make the bed in advance?"
"Oh, you reminded me." Schiller said indifferently, as if reciting lines, he said: "I can't bear to lie on the bed without making the bed before going to bed, thank you for reminding me, I will go now .”
Suddenly, Schiller felt a hard object in his hand. Nick stuffed a pistol into Schiller's hand and said, "Hold this, doctor, although I know you don't use it often, we have to Watch out for the bears, they've been hungry lately, haven't they?"
Schiller took the pistol and fiddled with it a few times, then turned and went to the cabin as if he didn't understand what Nick said.
Although this cottage by the lake is called a cottage, it is more like a holiday villa. It is not unreasonable for Eric to say that the owner of the house has to pay high property taxes for it. Large, with seven rooms upstairs, four of which are main rooms, very spacious.
Seven rooms are arranged on both sides of the corridor. Schiller's room is at the end of the corridor, and the window here can just see the place where they camped. Just can't see him.
Seeing that Natasha was talking to Thor and the others, Schiller showed a smile, and he looked down at the pistol in his hand, the Glock 17 that comes standard with S.H.I.E.L.D.
Schiller walked over to the bedside table and glanced out the window to make sure no one could see him, then he disassembled the entire pistol with great speed, took a look at the brand new rifling, and reinstalled it Going back, the whole process was so smooth and flowing, there was no time for thinking at all.
Schiller then put the pistol in the drawer of his nightstand and began to make the bed.
As he was making the bed, he glanced at the scene outside the window from the corner of his eye, and then he found that Natasha had a long chat with those people in Asgard, mainly Hela.
The movement of Schiller's hands slowed down slightly. From his angle, he could just see Hela's aggressive eyes flashing by.
The eldest princess narrated her experience of conquering the universe. While narrating, she pretended to walk behind Natasha inadvertently, and lightly brushed the back of the female agent's arm with her fingernails.
Natasha raised her eyebrows almost imperceptibly, and she looked at Hela's side profile for a moment, powerful, beautiful, and noble—gender is usually not a problem.
And Schiller behind the window on the second floor narrowed his eyes slowly.
"Where did Gwen go?" Luo Ji asked with interest, and just as she was about to turn her head to look for Gwen Spider-Man's figure on the skyline, she felt someone slap her on the back.
"I'm here." Gwen Spider-Man took a step across, Luo Ji bent her eyes and smiled at her and said, "I thought you really flew into the reeds, the pair you bought before... ...What's that called...fruit card, how do you say it's played? I don't want to lose to anyone in the game tonight, you have to make sure I fully understand the rules, so it's only fair."
"What kind of fruit card? It's a German heart attack card! Ignorant Asgardian." Gwen Spiderman shook his head and said proudly: "Anyway, neither of us knows how to cook, so take advantage of this opportunity I can teach you how to play, let's go, let's go back to the house first.
Without waiting for Luo Ji to answer, Gwen Spider-Man scurried into the cabin again, and Thor turned his head to look at Luo Ji and said, "What's wrong? Why are you interested in that Gwen Spider-Man again?" ?”
Luo Ji slowly restrained her smile, stared at Gwen's back and said, "I'm not interested in Gwen, I'm interested in Spiderman~IndoMTL.com~ You're not mistaken, Peter can... "
"There is more than one Peter Parker."
After speaking, Rocky followed Gwen Spiderman. When they walked into the living room on the first floor of the cabin, Schiller just came down from the second floor.
"Gwen, I think we need to talk about the paper you turned in last issue - I just saw it in the mailbox, ma'am, I called it appalling, you're okay with that?"
Gwen Spider-Man's eyes widened, her mouth was as big as an egg, she looked down at her watch, and then let out a mournful cry, and said, "Dean, aren't you?! Can't you go on vacation too?" Break your habit of reading papers every Monday night?!
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"No." Schiller stood still at the foot of the stairs, looked at Gwen Spider-Man slightly and said, "I found 37 spelling mistakes in your short essay of less than 500 words. Breaking another student's record of 29 errors, Miss Gwynn, would you mind if I invite Sergeant George to join me in enjoying this amazing masterpiece during the wonderful time of Monday night?"
"No! Never!
" Gwen Spider-Man wailed: "I just quarreled with George of this universe!
You can't let him know... well, don't look at me like that, Demon Headmaster! I'll change it now, okay? ! "
Schiller turned around and walked up the stairs, without turning his head, he said, "Come to my room, don't even think about eating if you can't finish changing."
And when Natasha, who finally finished the conversation, turned around, she happened to see, in the window of Schiller's room, Gwen Spider-Man walked behind Schiller step by step.
Natasha was dumbfounded.