In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 1464: Bird and return (9)
Red Robin pushed open the door of a room furtively, and saw that Red Hood, who was sitting by the bed arranging equipment in the room, was really awake, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a low voice: "Go , butler not."
Red Hood re-fixed the weapon on his waist, stood up, stomped his feet impatiently, kicked the carpet on the ground and said: "I told you all at the beginning, when the Flash came, we will To knock him out, it's because of your slow-wittedness that we've gotten to where we are today!"
"Stop complaining, Jason." Red Robin walked forward and opened the door and said, "Who would have thought that Batman was really determined to send us out? Usually he just talks."
The face under the red hood seemed impatient, but there was a flash of thought between his brows. Red Robin's wisdom allowed him to understand the behavior patterns of everyone in the Bat family, and felt the silence of the red hood. Open your mouth and ask: "Do you think there is something wrong?"
"That's too much." Red Hood said angrily: "We all know that Batman is not a generous person. To some extent, he regards Gotham and the Bat Family as his own." Personal items, no one is allowed to touch them, do you think he will hand over Gotham?"
"Of course not." Red Robin walked into the hallway and said, "He'll just say 'Get out of my Gotham'."
Red Hood touched his chin and said in a serious tone: "This is the problem. He not only let us leave Gotham, out of his monitoring and protection range, but also sent us so far away."
"More importantly, this place is probably completely out of his control. Even if there is The Flash, he may not be able to rescue us in time when we are in danger."
Red Hood paused for a moment, as if feeling a little annoyed, he tore off his mask, shook his hair, looked at Red Robin who was staring at him, and said, "Don't use that **** thing. Look at me!"
"We all know what he's worried about," said Red Robin with a shrug.
"That's what makes me feel weird." Red Hood walked down the stairs and stood at the corner and said, "His so-called worries made him treat us as fragile birds, and we weren't even allowed to drink at parties. I have to personally come over and tell me everything, why did I suddenly change my gender this time, kicking us to another universe far away?"
"This universe is so weird." Red Robin can only comment like this: "Every place and everyone is weird, and Batman is especially weird. I really didn't expect the young Batman to be like this."
Red Hood snorted coldly and said: "I don't care what Batman in other universes are like, I just want to find out the purpose of Batman doing this."
"Before I came to you, I went around the manor, but I couldn't find the entrance to the bat cave. I saw a suspected basement entrance, but I was worried that there might be an alarm device and I didn't go there."
"Haven't you heard enough of others praising your wisdom?" Red Hood said angrily, "Get to the point."
Although Red Hood's tone was full of impatience, Red Robin seemed to be praised. He walked down the stairs with his arms folded, and said with a snort, "I think this cosmic Batman's The Batcave may not be the underground of Wayne Manor, or the one there is just a fake, the real Batcave should be outside Wayne Manor.”
Red Hood frowned. He glanced at Red Robin and didn't express his opinion immediately. Red Robin fumbled with his fingers and said, "Then we will follow the usual practice and skip your impatient listening to me. The part that tells my reasoning process, directly to the result.”
"You should have seen it too. Just after it got dark, Batman went out. I suspect he went to the Batcave, but we can't follow him. He will definitely be discovered, and it's useless to install a monitor. "
"But we can follow the traces left by the Batmobile all the way, you know, it's not difficult for me."
"So what are you waiting for, let's start."
Two figures walked out of the gate of Wayne Manor, and the first problem was encountered on the road at the gate of the manor.
Red Hood stared at the tire ruts under his feet that were wider than others, raised his chin at Red Robin and said, "Tracking the traces of the Batmobile, huh? That's really good. It seems that Batman in this universe likes it." Drive a truck."
Red Robin turned around several times in a puzzled state, mobilized his talent for detection and reasoning, which was comparable to Batman's, to think repeatedly, and found that Batman might really be driving in a truck.
"It's nothing strange, right?" Red Robin spread his hands and said, "Although the truck is big, it has strong defense and attack power. As for the image problem, maybe the Batman in this universe has a unique aesthetic?"
Soon, the two followed the trail of the truck to the parking lot of the truck, and then followed the footprints to find a barbecue street.
At this time, it was almost late at night, and most of the people started to go out after eating and drinking. Red Robin, who was traveling with them, looked around, and suddenly saw a familiar figure among the crowd.
"Batman's there." Red Robin said softly, he wanted to remind Red Hood, but the figure that Red Hood saw was more familiar-it was the Joker.
The next second, Red Robin also saw that figure, and he let out a near-death whimper as if something had strangled his neck, and his next move was to pull Red Hood's arm.
But soon he was surprised to find that the force he expected to break free did not come, and the Red Hood did not rush to kill him as crazy as he usually did when he saw the clown.
Red Robin swallowed, and gently tugged at the sleeves of the Red Hood, for fear that he would be frightened into a fool, but at some point, the Red Hood had already put on the mask, and Red Robin could not see him expression.
"My God! What are Batman and the Joker doing together? Is it Damian in Batman's arms? Could it be that the Joker kidnapped Damian? ... Who is that? Gordon? He Why are you so young? God! Barbara too, I knew they wouldn't stay in peace!"
"Hurry up, Jason, let's hide over there, don't let them find out!"
Red Robin pulled the red hood and hid on the side of an intersection not far from the barbecue stand where Batman and the Joker were, with his back against the fence and his head sticking out to see what they were doing.
The crowd was bustling outside, and soon dispersed, so the barbecue booth was no longer so noisy, and the conversation between Batman and the Joker could be heard clearly from the wind.
"Your daughter will start elementary school next year?"
"Yes, I haven't shown her school yet."
"Are you going to send her to a missionary school?"
"I was going to hire a tutor for Elsa, but Thomas said she needed to learn how to socialize, you know, that's the thing, 'real ladies go into society long before they go into society'."
"He seems to be from the era of 'Pride and Prejudice'."
"Who's to say otherwise?...James? James? Well, it looks like he's drunk again, Barbara, hold him while I check out."
After a rustling sound, Red Robin saw Batman stand up from the saddle, then took out his wallet from his pocket, and walked towards the owner of the barbecue stall.
He flipped through his wallet in front of the barbecue stall, took out a card from it, handed it to the stall owner and said, "Swipe the card."
The stall owner took out a credit card machine from the side, and swiped Batman's custom-made card, which seemed to cost tens of billions and had to be continuously upgraded every year, through the machine, and then wrinkled Frown.
The machine beeped twice, and Batman leaned over to look. He seemed to be discussing something with the stall owner in a low voice, and then checked his wallet again.
He took out another custom-made card that looked like it could only be obtained by depositing money for centuries in a noble bank controlled by a vampire. The stall owner took it and swiped it on the machine. "Twice, no response.
Red Robin saw that Batman frowned and muttered in a low voice: "What's the matter? Why is my card frozen?"
At this time, another figure bumped into him, it was a clown wearing a truck driver uniform, he impatiently took out his wallet, took out a stack of cash and handed it to the stall owner, then turned to Batman He rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't have money, don't be like others who say you want to treat yourself!"
Batman grunted again, but said nothing, put the card away, and walked back to the booth with the Joker behind.
Red Robin and Red Hood, with their two heads protruding from the corner, made a movement in unison—"Zeng" retracted his head, covered his mouth and widened his eyes, and then yelled crazily in his head— —"What's the situation
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When Batman eats, the Joker pays? ? ?
"What are you doing here?!"
A familiar voice came from a distance, and as soon as Red Robin poked his head, he saw Batman walking towards him. He patted Jason's arm frantically and said, "What should I do? What should I do? ?He's coming!
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"You ask me who the **** am I asking! Don't run away! It's too late!"
Five minutes later, two new sculptures were added to Jack's truck.
The devil boy Damian, who was still in Bruce's arms, turned his head and looked towards the back seat. When he turned back, he grinned brighter than the clown.
There is a saying that goes well, the less stable the world view is, the easier it is to accept new knowledge and take it as common sense~IndoMTL.com~ Damian is afraid of clowns, but he is not that afraid. Human beings have experienced countless horrors.
But that’s not the case with Red Hood and Red Robin, especially Red Hood. The truck’s seat space is not big, and the back row is squeezed in. Red Hood sits directly behind the clown, and the clown is close A chair back separated him, and he had never been so close to the clown when he was holding the clown's hand.
Deadly silence in the car.
As soon as the parking door of the truck opened, the two figures in the back seat rushed out like crazy. After getting out of the car, Red Robin clutched his neck and began to retch.
In the next second, they thought of Batman, and looked at the front door. Wayne and his son, who were full of food and drink, were fast asleep.
Through the window of the truck, the two of them saw that the clown had unbuckled his seat belt, jumped over Bruce and Damian in his arms, and pushed open the door on Bruce's side .
Then kicked the father and son out.
As the truck drove away, Bruce tried to widen his sleepy eyes, looked back at Red Hood and Red Robin who were still on the side of the road and said, "I should let him send you back to Wayne Manor first." of..."
Red Robin shrank his neck, "It's unnecessary..."
"Let's go, come with me."
"Where are you going?"
"See for yourself where this is."
Red Robin and Red Hood looked up and found themselves standing in front of the high iron fence gate.
There is an arc-shaped support at the top of the gate, and a plaque hangs in the center of the arc, with a line of words written in cursive English on it-"Arkham Asylum".