In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 1316: Interstellar stage (23)
"...I know that the courses you have taken before may tell you that this is just a simple armed conflict incident, so simple that you only need to do two actions-draw your gun, shoot, and put Those mobs who dared to attack the police were all knocked down." 龖
"Yes, you can also say that to the symbiont in your mind, rush up and defeat all enemies, kill and kill, no one can stop you."
"I can see from the expressions on your faces that you are thinking, is this wrong? The technology of air transportation is so good and has so many benefits for ordinary people, why are these demonstrators still opposing it?"
"And the agents have to perform duties other than the police, kill all the rebels and swallow their heads, wouldn't the problem be solved?"
"When this idea appears in your mind, you will feel that it must be a group of evil and cruel alien creatures called symbiotes that have exerted influence on your thinking. Only aliens will disregard human life. Just follow instinct and want to eat other people's heads."
"But I want to tell you, that is not the idea of the symbiote, but your own idea - you can understand the symbiote as an echoing wall, they are just amplifying some of your thoughts."
"If you are violent, they will be violent. If you are gentle, they will be gentle. The current host's influence on them is much stronger than the previous host's influence on them."
"It's wrong to push all their violent behavior and negative emotions to the previous host. I have a deep understanding of this."
Some hoarse male voices came from the middle of the classroom. As soon as Xu Shangqi walked to the door, he saw a man wearing glasses standing in the middle of the classroom giving a lecture, and the seats were densely packed with trainee agents.
The male teacher pushed his glasses, and then said: "I also discovered this after I went to their hometown. After I calmed down and separated from my previous symbiont, I found that in the face of the protest of air transport technology I can't be called calm when I'm in a crowd, so naturally I can't ask the symbiote to be calm."
“When I read the reports about the protest crowd, I was angry because I was closer to these technologies than ordinary people. I had heard their inventors tell me every Details."
"Genius researcher Peter Parker is my friend. When he went to visit Matt, I was there occasionally. He is so pure and kind that he thinks that as long as he develops a good enough technology, everyone will feel happy. Happiness, the anticipation and hope in his tone deeply infected me, so I felt the same way."
"But he is a scholar in an ivory tower, a young man who has just stepped into society, and I am a reporter who gave up a decent job and chose to go deep into the slums. He can maintain such a beautiful fantasy for a lifetime, but I cannot."
"I am also absolutely unwilling to indulge in fantasy. It is the bounden duty of a reporter to seek the truth and dispel evil spirits."
"I have seen with my own eyes that the people do not understand these new technologies. No one explains them, no one tells them about their safety, and no one tells the unemployed what their future is..." 龖
"The reporters and media that should be doing these things are not giving them the truth of science, but fanning the flames while mocking their stupidity. Fortunately, smarter people lead the country."
"When I realized this, boundless anger engulfed me. It was not his own anger that prompted the symbiote's violent behavior. This matter has nothing to do with him. Is there something in the sky over New York? Zaifei has nothing to do with the Shentar clan of the Andromeda galaxy."
"The anger comes from myself, and it will also come from you, from your views on everything. The symbiosis is just a mirror, reflecting those ugly yourself."
"You will feel pain for this, but the pain does not come from the symbiont, but from yourself who looks extraordinarily ugly in front of the mirror."
"Unable to judge rationally, unable to deal with the status quo, slow in thinking, unable to think of any good ideas, unable to ease the atmosphere, and unable to change the situation... These pains come from the inferiority complex of recognizing the status quo."
"So, don't blame them, they just let you face your emotions more straightforwardly, and if you don't have emotional self-control, it is impossible to control the symbiosis, it will only make both parties suffer."
Xu Shangqi couldn't understand what he was talking about, but the cadence and standard English pronunciation made him fascinated, as if he had returned to the scene of the listening test.龖
Suddenly, the standard English speech that seemed to be listening stopped. While Xu Shang was in a daze, he felt a pair of hands pushing his back to move forward. After he realized it, he was already standing in the classroom It's in the middle.
Xu Shangqi immediately felt nervous, as if he was a student called by the teacher to give a demonstration. At this time, the male teacher standing in the middle of the podium looked at him from above the glasses frame and asked, "Are you the new student?" teaching assistant? What's your name?"
"My name is Xu Shangqi, you can call me Xu."
"Hello, Xu Shangqi." The male teacher, who obviously doesn't know Chinese, pronounced the Chinese pronunciation with some difficulty, and then repeated it several times to make the pronunciation of the name as accurate as possible.
Xu Shangqi found that most foreigners who met him would try to understand the pronunciation of his name, but because the three letters x, s and q themselves violated the rules of English pronunciation, so their efforts The effect was not great, it was almost like "swish swish" to Xu Shangqi's ears.
After calling his name twice, the male teacher turned around and introduced to the other students: "This is the new teaching assistant, from now on he will be responsible for your homework and after-class Q&A, oh yes, Lan Ling..."
Xu Shangqi thought the professor was calling him, so he turned his head and responded, but unexpectedly the male teacher waved his hand and said, "I'm not calling you."
The male teacher was stunned for a while in the center of the podium, then waved his hand at Xu Shangqi and said, "Well, without a comprehensive physical examination, it's true that we can't be sure whether we are suitable for symbiosis. It's just a teaching assistant, and we don't need symbiosis..."
"Xu, you can sit in the back row first, or you can go to other places to visit first. My class is over at about 11:30, so you come over and tidy up the lesson plans."
"Okay, Professor." Xu Shangqi replied very politely.
"Okay~Professor! Eddie must be so happy now, he has become a professor, hum!"
The deep voice that suddenly appeared in Xu Shangqi's heart startled him a lot. Just as he was about to scream, he heard that evil voice that looked like a big devil, saying in a sour tone /
"'Separation will make us both better!', yeah, he got better, completely forgot about me, threw himself into the arms of those **** space agents, and became a professor! "
"Who are you?!!" Xu Shangqi shouted into the air in horror.龖
"You idiot who can compete with dung beetles in IQ! Don't you think why Captain America doesn't wear a uniform, but why does he want to hold a shield? Who told you to touch the shield?"
"Listen, I'm the greatest genius in the Andromeda galaxy—Venom! Now, go to Eddie's office immediately, and I want to see if he's crying because he misses me!"
"Venom??!!!" Xu Shangqing almost screamed, and countless movie images flashed in his mind in an instant, and he shouted: "Why don't you parasitize Eddie and parasitize me?!! You Don’t you want to eat my brain??!”
"Shut up, silly boy! To me, your brain is health food, yes, like all health food, small, tasteless, and completely unfilling, because You don't have an ounce of wisdom, you're no better than lettuce!"
"You..." Xu Shangqi had just recovered from the shock of being parasitized by the venom, and he said very aggrieved: "When did the venom talk so much and have such a poisonous mouth?"
"Stop talking nonsense, take me to see Eddie quickly, I want to see how he is crying!" Venom kept urging.
Xu Shangqi stood on the spot with his hands on his hips, he thought for a while, and then said: "So, you broke up with Eddie, and now you want to chase him back, so you found me because I am his assistant teacher? "龖
"Very well, your brain has a few more folds than a ball of lettuce! For the sake of the praise I just gave you, go, silly boy! Go and look through his Phone Yellow Pages, find the phone number of that damned editor-in-chief!"
"You asked me to steal things?!" Xu Shangqi raised his voice and said, "No, I won't do it, and are you looking for other people's phone numbers to kill them? No, definitely not, you evil Alien symbiosis!"
Venom sighed deeply, and he could only explain: "Didn't you hear about the protests in the Bronx? Now we're going to fix this, it's justice, we're going to save World, do you understand? I will take you to be a superhero, a great hero!"
Xu Shangqi opened his mouth a bit, but he still asked hesitantly: "Then can you help me solve the problem of turbulence in my body? I haven't gone to Iron Fist yet~IndoMTL.com~ But I think it will He taught me the method of cultivation, and I am not that material, can you solve this problem?"
"Let me see..." Venom dragged on for a long time, and then said: "Small problem, okay! I repaired your internal organs, as long as you don't use this power, it won't appear again Broken."
Xu Shang breathed a sigh of relief, a long-standing hidden danger was finally resolved, but Venom began to urge again: "Hurry up, let's go to the office to get the materials and leave immediately."
"No." Xu Shangqi refused again, he said: "Captain America just asked me to have dinner together, I have to go to eat first, then go to get the work clothes and badge, and then report to the personnel department, and report today's The card has been typed, and I have to help Eddie pack up the lesson plans, and collect the homework after the students finish the class."
"Can you wake up!!!" Venom roared: "We are going to save the world, isn't saving the world less important than your punching in at work?!"
"Can't I check in first and then save the world?"
"Then why did you check in?!"
"Because there is salary and performance, if I am not on attendance, my salary will be deducted, and I am currently in the internship period. Absenteeism during the internship period is a big taboo. Even if this is a solid job, I can't go to work. I will be absent on the first day. , this is too much.”
"My God! Go!"
"Don't pull me, it's useless! Superheroes are pretty cool, but you have to play the card before you become one! Don't pull me, I won't go! No one wants to smash my iron job, I'm going Ask where the time card machine is!"
Venom's scream echoed in Xu Shangqi's mind.龖
"Help!! Why are humans so neurotic?!!!"