In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 1069: The ordinary life before Christmas (Part 1)
"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"
The garden of Asgard, no matter what season it is, is always full of special vitality. After this beautiful land enters winter, the evergreen trees replace the original luxuriant broad-leaved forest, adding a touch of primitiveness and wildness to the place. breath.
Putting aside the branches of shrubs with bright red fruits, crossing the stone road, in front of you is a square that suddenly opened up, and a fountain that has been frozen into ice.
Covered on the edge of the fountain, the thick snow-covered surface suddenly moved, and soon, a small pit was sunken there. A butterfly folded from yellowed letter paper flapped its wings twice, covering the fountain. The snow on his body shook off, and he hovered flexibly and flew up.
Flying over the water column of the fountain, skimming over the wet soil, lightly tap the water above the gurgling stream formed by the melting snow, and then bring this moist chill to a white and slender hand.
With bony fingers, he gently closed the heavy book, stroked the black hair on his head, and turned to look at the blond man walking towards him.
"Frigga knew you were studying here, and she asked me to bring you the cloak to prevent you from freezing." Thor handed the cloak in his hand to Loki.
Luo Ji took the cloak, but did not wear it on her body. Instead, she held the cloak and looked at Thor. She tore off a page from the notebook under the book, handed it to him, and said, "Kamatai Ji's Christmas gift to Asgard, if there is no problem, please inform Sif and let her prepare to lead a team to welcome it."
Thor frowned, took the piece of paper, and looked at the many terms unique to the human magic world written on it, he put the paper down, looked at Luo Ji and said: "Christmas gift? For so many years, I have never I heard that Asgard received Karma Taj's Christmas gift, the Father of the Gods probably didn't hide it from me..."
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"They gave it away for the first time this year." Luo Ji tilted her head and said, "But you should also know why. A while ago, didn't you compensate for the loss of the time gem in the Holy of Holies? This is my share part of."
Thor froze in place, completely ignoring the logic in Luo Ji's words, so he walked to the other side of the table in Huating and sat down, while fiddling with the paper butterfly on the table, he asked: "What does this have to do with my compensation to the Holy Sanctuary? Isn't it because you stole the Time Stone and caused them a loss that we can compensate you?"
Luo Ji pursed her lips helplessly, and looked at Thor with an expression of "Why are you never enlightened".
Afterwards, she slapped the notebook on the table angrily, and said, "I swear, this is the last time I explain a similar principle to you, and in the future, don't you want to hear any similar topics from me again." Yes, Thor Odinson! You idiot!"
Thor was not angry, but just showed a smile, looked at Luo Ji and said, "Isn't this great? You are good at things I don't understand. Our abilities just complement each other. It's a golden partner... ..."
Hearing Thor's last words, Luo Ji's eyes darkened for a moment, but then she cleared her throat and asked Thor:
"Let me ask you, the Supreme Mage lost the Eye of Agamotto, does he need to get it back?"
Thor nodded and said, "Of course! Wait a minute, you secretly changed the Eye of Agmoto, he already knows this, won't he ask you for it?"
"What if I don't pay him back?"
"Then can you beat him?"
Luo Ji rolled her eyes and said: "I can't beat Ancient One, can I also beat Stephen? You are too underestimating my gold content as the number one mage in the Nine Realms."
"Don't be a fool." Thor shook his head and said, "If you have anything to say, just tell me, don't ask me again, I can't guess anything."
Luo Ji sighed, and said as if helpless: "The Supreme Mage belongs to the Holy of Holies, and now, the Holy of Holies needs to be active in the world, so most of the field departments are under the management of S.H.I.E.L.D. "
"The Time Gem of the Supreme Mage is lost, so it is natural for the Holy of Holies to find it, but the mages of the Holy of Holies need to obtain the consent of SHIELD if they want to enter the human world to look for it."
"Then, in order to prevent these mages from disturbing the order of the human world, the responsible S.H.I.E.L.D. should start a series of training in advance to popularize the rules of the human world for them?"
"Wait!" Thor interrupted Luo Ji and said: "Those operators in the Holy of Holies, aren't all Nick from prison..."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Luo Ji raised her voice again, interrupted him, and said, "What do you mean from prison? That is the human special talent reserve management center, and those people are specially assigned to the Holy of Holies , the diplomats who facilitate exchanges between S.H.I.E.L.D. and Karma Taj..."
Thor spread his hands and said, "Okay, let's say what you say."
"If you want to carry out the training of mages, you will naturally need training bases and manpower. Of course, this is nothing, but they will naturally need some assistants and security personnel when they come to the human world to search. A team of 30 mages, With 30,000 security personnel, it shouldn't be too much, right?"
Thor stared blankly at Luo Ji, and Luo Ji began to count with her fingers again: "The Eye of Agamotto, as an artifact passed down by the supreme mage for a long time, was accidentally lost due to force majeure, so naturally it should be reported as a major item Loss loss..."
"Stop!" Thor stretched out another hand and said, "Didn't you lose it? At that time, didn't Stephen find out that the Time Stone was with you?"
"But I won't pay him back!" Luo Ji said confidently.
"Then he won't ask you for it?"
"But he can't beat me!"
Thor slapped him on the forehead, and Luo Ji went on to say: "The Eye of Agamotto was snatched away by the number one mage in the Nine Realms. Neither the Holy of Holies nor SHIELD has the ability to get it back. It's not a loss." What is it?"
"In addition, in order to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future, the sanctuary should naturally strengthen its security management. In addition to adding a security team of 100,000 people, it is also necessary to train the current security personnel..."
"What's the point of this?" Thor said in a puzzled way: "Even...even if Nick and Strange ask for money, what does this have to do with you? You don't need human money." Currency!"
Luo Ji looked up to the sky and sighed, and said: "However, I helped them get the funds they wanted, and even helped them get compensation from you, so when they pay dividends, shouldn't they Help me, send magic items and energy equivalent to the assets of the earth to Asgard?"
Thor's eyes widened, and he looked at the list in his hand. After looking at it carefully for a while, he said slowly, "Don't tell me, there is something good in it. Jin, this should be brought back by Gu Yi, right? You can actually let stingy humans give these things away?"
Luo Ji rolled her eyes again and said: "Because, this is of little use to them. The main function of the protoss fragments is to create a teleporter between starships, but humans have neither starships nor starships." Need a teleporter, they have hanging rings."
"Guiding magic melting gold is used to cast the magic power line of the staff, but the mages of Kama Taj don't need a staff, let alone the ancient one. Need a staff to control the power and precision of magic..."
Luo Ji sighed and said: "These are the rags that Gu Yi picked up from all over the universe. If they can't be filled, they will go back to Karma Taj to unload them. Until recently, Karma Taj's warehouse couldn't hold them... ..."
"They want to take these things away, but they can't give us away for nothing. You said it all, those humans are so stingy."
"That's why I secretly exchanged the Time Gem and asked you to pay them the technology of the spaceship bridge and monitoring equipment they need, and then they will give us these materials in the name of Christmas gifts..."
"Then why can't we exchange directly?" Thor asked again.
"If it's a direct exchange, it becomes a deal." Luo Ji spread her hands on the table and said, "Do you think the Asgardians can accept it, the great Asgard, and the weak human Is there an equivalent transaction? They only want to accept human tribute."
"Moreover, these weak humans are not willing to trade with Asgard, not to mention that these piles of things are really useful to us, even if they are really a pile of rags, they have to stay in the warehouse until the end of time. In case it might be useful one day.”
Lookie looked into Thor's eyes and said: "Thor, you are not only a general and a king now, but also a politician, and the first thing a politician has to learn is how not to be responsible to your voters. "
Thor's eyes widened, but Luo Ji said very confidently: "Few people in Asgard can understand what we are facing now, what kind of pressure is it, we must support humans, even In some ways, you have to please them..."
"If we announce all these plans, what we will get will not be support, but endless denunciations and protests, but if we tell the story of Ragnarok, what is waiting for us is Panic and rebellion."
Hearing this sentence, Thor also sighed, nodded reluctantly, and recognized what Luo Ji said. After all, he also knew that in order to deal with Ragnarok, he must gather all his strength. And human beings with great potential are also targets that need to be wooed.
However, it is impossible for the aloof gods of Asgard to accept that they still need human beings. Under the premise that the truth of Ragnarok is not announced, everyone will think that this is Thor using power for personal gain. .
But if the truth is announced, let alone whether Asgardians will believe it or not, even if they do, it will only cause panic and anxiety. Facts have proved that the vast majority of extreme militants, only Can accept victory, can not accept defeat.
If they knew that Asgard's ending was destined to fail, Thor would know what kind of turmoil it would cause without even thinking about it.
Even if every **** in Asgard is loyal and willing to fight with Thor to the last moment, the long-term inertia of thinking also makes them lack political thinking, which will cause Asgard to suffer diplomatically. , Rocky's role ~IndoMTL.com~ is indispensable.
"That's it, we reached a deal, each got what they wanted, and at the same time, it also allowed the factions on the earth that are closer to Asgard to get more funds and bring them closer together. The distance to the Holy of Holies, S.H.I.E.L.D. and Asgard..."
As Luo Ji counted the gains from the theft of this little time gem, Thor couldn't help sighing: "In the whole of Asgard, you are the only one who can do this kind of thing. If you count on me and Sif, think I can't think of such a series of complicated plans..."
Luo Ji shook her head and said: "It's actually not difficult, but you don't think about it, or, in the past, Asgard didn't have any diplomacy at all, and our only diplomatic means were naval guns, but today Times are different..."
"Don't say that, Luo Ji, others can't do it, but what you can do is of course your strength." Thor leaned his body back, leaned on the back of the chair, raised his head and said: " I really can’t imagine how painful it would be if I was the only one facing the doomsday.”
Luo Ji shook her head and said: "Even until the end, you will not be alone. Although human beings are very stingy in terms of money, their emotions are too abundant, and they wish to give everyone a share."
Thor thought of many people, including those who helped him when he was on Earth. He nodded and said, "I'm going to Earth to spend Christmas with my friends. How about you?"
"I have no friends." Luo Ji stood up holding the book.
The girl of the gods turned her head and looked into the distance, where there were the silver-covered spiers of Asgard on the horizon, the smoke of birds from the martial arts arena, and the backs of pine trees standing on the ground like guards.