In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 1016: The clown’s bad luck (middle)


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In the ward of Arkham Asylum, Brand held the record sheet and looked at Schiller lying on the bed. He shook his head slightly and sighed. At this moment, a nurse rushed in. .

"Doctor Bland! A lunatic rushed into the door suddenly, and he said...he said his name was Jack! He said he needed treatment!"

Brand frowned and said, "Jack? Does he have green hair and clown makeup?"

"That's right, and he was soaked all over. When he came in, he was shaking all the time. I heard from the old nurse that he is a very difficult patient. Do you want to go see it yourself?"

Brand turned his head and glanced at Schiller on the hospital bed, but then put down the record sheet and pen in his hand, and said to the nurse, "Lead the way."

But in fact, there was no need for a nurse to lead the way. As soon as Brand walked out of the room, at the end of the corridor, he saw Jack the Clown staggering towards him.

"Doctor! Doctor! Come someone! Help me! I have a very serious auditory hallucination, I need some medicine! I must have some medicine!!"

Brand held out a hand to stop the clown Jack from rushing towards him, and then said, "Listen, Jack, your doctor is Schiller, and he is still unconscious, although I can Accept your diagnosis and treatment, but I suggest you wait for a while..."

Jack was stunned there. He looked at Brand and said, "Is Schiller really unconscious?"

Brand said a little puzzled: "What do you mean, he is really unconscious? You knew he was unconscious before you came here, it shouldn't be. Very few people know about this, and they probably wouldn't Nonsense..."

But Jack squatted directly on the ground, covered his face with his hands, and said in a very broken way: "You know what? Before I came here, a lunatic told me a story, a crazy story! He You must be crazy to make up such a story!"

Facing a patient who was falling into madness, Brand was very patient. He said, "Well, you come with me to the consulting room first..."

After finishing speaking, he turned and walked to the consulting room, Jack obediently followed behind him, and Brand said as he walked: "But I have to remind you, I am different from Schiller, I am just a psychiatrist, I have the right to prescribe but do not have a license in psychological medicine, so all I can do is listen to your story and prescribe you some medicine."

The two came to the consultation room, sat down face to face, the clown sniffed vigorously, and then said: "Just now... just now! After Batman stopped my card, let me give him a ride ..."

"He didn't have money to pay the fare, and he still owed me $100, so he asked me if I could use a story to cover his fare, and I said yes, we're friends, aren't we? ?”

Brand nodded and motioned for Jack to continue. Jack wiped his eyes and said with a sob: "But this despicable guy, he messed with me with a completely fictional crazy story, and caused me There are auditory hallucinations and hallucinations, doctor! You must help me!

"Oh, what crazy story did he tell?" Brand asked with some interest.

"He actually said...he actually said..." Jack gritted his teeth and said, "He actually said that he left Gotham, regardless of the chaos here, because Schiller jumped into hell, so he jumped too He went to hell, he was trapped in hell, and he couldn't come back!"

"Uh..." Brand pondered for a while, as if he had noticed something unusual about Jack, he said, "If this is indeed a crazy story for an ordinary patient, then since it is you ...Well, what I want to tell you is that **** actually exists, and I have been there.”

With a "bang", Jack slammed the table hard and said, "That's not the point! Don't care about hell, tall buildings or trash cans, how could Batman jump for others?! What's more, it's for Schiller ??!!"

"Don't think I don't know, Batman is most suspicious and wary of Schiller! He knows Schiller is a criminal!"

Jack took a deep breath, then sped up his speech, and said tremblingly: "Doctor, doctor, you may not know, that is...among all our criminals, we are...we will Contacted..."

"We have kept in touch, through newspapers and letters, we all know each other's existence, and no one does not know Schiller Rodriguez!"

"In the beginning...in the beginning...it was him who founded a serial killer's club! Yes, it was him, although I didn't join his stupid and boring club at all, because... clowns should have their own Club!"

"My club should be in a splendid hall..." The clown stretched out his hand and kept waving his arms, saying, "It must be filled with balloons and salutes. Whenever someone walks in At that time, there will be a streamer lake on his face! Hahahahahaha!"

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Brand coughed slightly, Jack was stunned for a while, and then said: "I digressed, I mean..."

"Schiller!! He is a criminal leader!!!!" Jack suddenly jumped up and shouted.

"The whole world knows this! There's no way Batman doesn't know! How could he jump into **** for his most hated criminal?! Is he crazy?!"

Jack stood still and blinked, took a deep breath, then looked at Brand and said, "Oh, sorry, doctor, I just said something wrong, it's not me who needs treatment, but Batman, Hurry up and save him!!"

"Well, if you're talking about this story, then I can only tell you that it's not a story." Brand seemed to be not very proficient in psychotherapy, he scratched his head, and said, "Although there may be some Abrupt, but I'm actually a magician."

After finishing speaking, he conjured a cluster of flames in his palm, then looked up at Jack and said, "I know another mage, her name is Zatanna. Before, she was exhausted because of using too much magic, and Passed out, I just went to visit her, and she told me all this."

"Also one of us, another **** magician Constantine, made a deal with the green of all things that controls plants. On the way you came, you should have seen those huge broccoli flowers? That's His masterpiece."

"Schiller was allergic to broccoli, so he was very angry with Constantine's behavior. In order to get revenge on Constantine, he killed himself, came to hell, and wanted to pay for Constantine. debt."

"If you want to pay off your debts, you must jump into hell, so Zatanna watched Schiller jump into hell, and Batman jumped down with him..."

"To be honest, when she said this, I couldn't believe it. I didn't even know that they had such a strong teacher-student relationship!"

The clown was completely stunned. If the version Batman told him before sounded like it was made up to break through his psychological defense, then what Brand said, before and after The logic is smooth, and there are many details in the story, it is indeed difficult to say that it is made up.

"I'm sorry doctor, I just made a mistake again. It seems that I am the one who is sick. I can no longer distinguish between reality and imagination. Please give me medicine quickly!" Jack stared at Brand firmly. explain.

"I want to live here! From now on, Arkham Asylum is my home! No one wants me to leave here!"

After speaking, Jack turned around and left, rushed into the corridor, shouting: "Nurse! Nurse! Prepare an empty ward for me!!!"

"What? Which mob am I? I... um... I... Actually, you know about the Truckers union? Ah, yes, that's right, I belong to the Teamsters union, get me a A ward, thank you!"

Sitting in the office, Brand shook his head and said, "I hope he won't really stay here for too long, I've already promised Alberto to leave two more rooms for his subordinates... "

After telling the story, Batman was kicked off the truck by the clown. He landed in a handsome posture, but when he couldn't hit the car, he was very embarrassed.

Fortunately, it's not far from his destination, the Rodriguez Manor. Soon, Batman came to the manor, and Merkel was still struggling to eradicate the broccoli in the garden.

Seeing Batman coming, he greeted him enthusiastically, and then asked: "How is Mr. Schiller? I will go to see him later, but I have to deal with the troubles in the manor first. Otherwise..."

Merkel shook his head, and Batman glanced into the garden, and found that most of the broccoli had been shoveled away, only the biggest one hadn't been shipped out.

"I'm here to get something." Batman looked into Merkel's eyes and said, "You should know that Schiller has a special wine that can make people enter dreams. I need to get this wine. Then enter Schiller's thought hall and call him out."

Merkel looked at Batman with some puzzlement. Before he could ask, Batman said: "Schiller's coma now is probably because the personality that once controlled his body was unwilling to go up. And other personalities can't come up, no one can control it, and the body can only be in a coma."

"I have to talk to that personality and let him come back to control his body, otherwise, Schiller can only remain in a coma like this."

Merkel hesitated for a moment. He said: "The most important rule of housekeeping is that no one else is allowed to touch the owner's personal belongings. However, if it is as you said, it is not impossible to make an exception."

"Well, the broccoli here is a little troublesome. For the sake of Mr. Schiller's future mental health, I have to ship them out as soon as possible. I don't think I can take care of anything else in the next three hours. You'd better go! "

After speaking, Merkel picked up the gardening shovel and began to eradicate the largest broccoli tree. Batman turned around and went upstairs to open the door skillfully, and began to rummage through Schiller's study.

The bottle of wine is actually not difficult to find, it is placed on the shelf in the study, but Schiller used this method before to trick Constantine who wanted to steal the wine. Touch it, or you will immediately fall into a dream.

Although Batman's purpose is to enter Schiller's dream, he doesn't want to enter here, because if he really wakes Schiller up, Schiller's speed will be able to rush back in an instant, and then he will be able to get back from just now. The Batman who came out of the dream is stuck here.

Batman has already predicted that the next conversation will not go well. If he is stuck here, it is very likely that he will add a lot of color to Schiller's resume.

To take this bottle of wine away safely, you must solve 48 puzzles in the room. When Batman was busy solving puzzles, in the Batcave, Lux and Lex, who were watching the monitoring equipment, Clark, however, discovered an anomaly.

Clark pointed to one of the screens and said, "Where is this? My God, who is that? Professor Schiller has been kidnapped!"

Lex, who was debugging the equipment, immediately turned his head. He looked at the screen that Clark was pointing at, and then widened his eyes, because he found that in the screen, Schiller, who was unconscious, was **** with a rope and was being Hanging in mid-air.

Under his feet was the damaged ground and the glowing pool water. Rex took a closer look, and behind Schiller was a huge cross and a crucified **** statue, hanging from his rope, Crossed over the beam of the cathedral, the other end was tied around Jesus' neck.

"Gotham Cathedral!" Rex said in a deep voice, "Call Batman and let him go there immediately. Professor Schiller has been kidnapped!"

"What are you still telling him? I'll fly over right now!" Clark was about to leave immediately, but Rex stopped him, and said, "Can you use your brain? Do you know who the other party is? Do you know the effect of the pool water under Professor Schiller's feet? What if it is a radiation source? If you are polluted, the entire Gotham City will be destroyed!"

Clark was stunned for a moment. He felt that what Lax said made sense. The two of them still don't know the truth about the madness of Gotham citizens. It was the murderer who released the pollution source who showed up.

They hardly know anything about this kind of toxin that can make people crazy~IndoMTL.com~, and no one can say whether Clark will be contaminated after he passes by. If he goes crazy, no one can tell Can stop him.

Clark stomped his feet anxiously, and immediately called Batman, but unexpectedly, Batman did not appear in the surveillance screen, but instead came to the Batcave. Clark looked at his figure and said anxiously: "What are you doing here? Hurry up and save the professor!"

"I came here to save the professor." Batman said with a cold face, and as he walked into the Batcave, lights lit up one after another, all the equipment started to operate, and the buzzing of machinery became noisy, The Batcave was instantly lit up.

Batman stood in front of the largest control panel, picked up the beeping communicator, and the Joker's voice came from the opposite side.

"Batman, do you really think you can shake me? Of course you can't! All this is just my plan, hahahahahaha!"

Standing under the statue of Jesus, the clown held the phone, looked up at Schiller who was suspended in mid-air by him, and said, "I pretended to be broken and came to the Arkham Asylum to fool the bad guy." The attending doctor who dealt with brought your good professor here!"

"Do you think he is invincible? Do you think he can turn into gray mist, so no one can hurt him? Unfortunately, if he falls into the pool, no one can save him, this crazy virus , will infect everything, including the gray mist!"

"Batman, this time, you can't save him!"

Just as the clown said this, he heard Batman's cold, emotionless voice coming from the other end of the phone:

"The missile silo is warming up, aiming at the target, Gotham Cathedral, ready to launch!"


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