I’m Not Interested in Devil Fruits: 662 Shocked the world! Is the empress crazy? (6500 words)

〖Marie Gioia, Pangu City〗

Marshal Kong came to find Wulaoxing.

He immediately threw the latest information on the coffee table in front of Wulaoxing, with a gloomy face like a chimpanzee, "Our navy did the dirty work, and the people were taken away by you, and now it's backfired on us! ”

Wulaoxing, wearing a judge's hat, picked up the intelligence document, flipped through a few pages, and handed it over to the other four.

"Nanhai S-9 Base, Major General It was petrified..."

"Several naval branch bases in the South China Sea were razed, their infrastructure destroyed, more than 60% of the base soldiers were petrified, 10% were petrified and then crushed to death, 20% were slaughtered, and only about 10% of the surviving sailors were ..."

"The remaining branches in the South China Sea are under emergency martial law and requesting assistance from Malinfando..."

The old man in kimono with bald head and glasses looked through the photos in the file. On each page were the tragic scenes of various South China Sea bases, **** corpses, damaged stone statues, buildings and petrified figures covered in blood...

"Hand over Lynch!"

"Hand over Lynch!"

"Hand over Lynch!"

Cyborg Kong has a burly body, standing in front of the Five Old Stars, with a strong sense of oppression, and said coldly: "A pirate empress who can petrify her opponents with just eye contact, plus a pirate empress who can summon any opponent. The cloned sons of the devil... They are now attacking our branch base everywhere regardless of the consequences. I don't think the five of you here can imagine how much damage this can cause.

"Dear five, she wants Lynch from us now, but where can I get Lynch for her?!"

"It will give the Pirate Empress and the Son of the Devil a chance to go crazy in the South China Sea..." The bald and bearded Wulaoxing put down the intelligence document, raised his eyes and said calmly, "It's not because of the four of your navy' Didn't they retain the highest combat power of the general's level?"

Then didn’t you say that catching Lynch was your priority? !

Gang Gukong's face turned livid, and he said with an angry smile: "That's right! Well, then, please give me a note from Wulaoxing and give me instructions on which island I need to visit in advance this time. Ambush, can you catch those two irrational women who may be killing our navy soldiers in the South China Sea at this moment? So that the whole world will know that even if our navy suddenly attacks the King's Shichibukai, even if we capture you? The most important people, you are not allowed to resist. As allies, if you dare to attack the navy, you will only die?"

The navy marshal is getting more and more irritated and angry as he talks.

What was originally a good thing is that the whereabouts of the Devil's Son are finally known, and it is also confirmed that the other party will not mess around like the doctors in her hometown; a first-class emerging powerful pirate, a young man who is enough to become the overlord of the sea, It seems that in order to make good friends with their navy, he became an ally with the King Shichibukai, and by the way, he can tie up the Nine Snakes Pirates... It's good now, because the Five Old Stars are determined to deal with Lin Qi and mess up the situation. What a mess!

I’m afraid the Shichibukai system is hopeless. What idiot with no foresight would trust a navy that attacks its allies at will?

"Cyborg, pay attention to your attitude."

Wulaoxing's face turned cold, and he was very dissatisfied with the other party's tone.

Wulao Xing with long hair said lightly: "What you said is very strange, Mr. Marshal. Am I falling behind? Or...do you really think that even if we form a nominal alliance, Do those pirates really trust your navy and our world government?"

"..." Cyborg Kong's face didn't look very good.

The other party continued to ask: "Then let me ask, when Kujo Xuren was appointed as the Shichibukai last time, which of our 'close' king Shichibukai came to Malinfando to participate in the appointment ceremony? ?"

"Isn't the Pirate Queen here?" the five old stars with short blond hair and short beard said expressionlessly.

"Oh yes, Boya Hancock." The five-old star with long and disheveled hair suddenly realized, "But I don't think...she came here just because she has a good relationship with our world government, right?"

Nonsense, no one can tell now that she is here specifically for those two people!

If it were someone else who appointed the Shichibukai, look at how the arrogant Pirate Empress would not bother to talk to you, and would even go to Malinfando to make a special trip. She is really overthinking...

Having been treated so strangely by the Five Old Stars, Cyborg Kong's expression became even more ugly.

The exposure of their attack on the Shichibukai will indeed damage the relationship between the Shichibukai and the Navy; but as the Five Old Stars said, the relationship between the Shichibukai and the Navy is that of thieves and officers and soldiers. Their navy has never truly trusted and relied on the Shichibukai. Pirates of the Shichibukai's level will never trust the navy and the World Government like a sailor. The relationship between them is nothing more than mutual use! The navy uses the Shichibukai's combat power and influence, and the Shichibukai uses the World Government's influence and legitimacy, and that's it.

"Don't think that we are so irresponsible," the disheveled Wulaoxing patted the cuffs of his suit and glanced at the documents and photos on the coffee table mockingly, "What does this kind of thing mean? ? Cyborg, you have to know that the same fact can be said in different ways... Just say what should be said, and don't say what shouldn't be said."

He looked at Cyborg Kong, whose expression changed slightly, and pulled out a business card-like card from his pocket, "CP0's contact information... They also need the cooperation of your navy to call out that bird that likes to join in the fun. Hello."

"...?!"

Cyborg Kong took the "business card". There was no name or identity on it, only a simple phone number.

〖New World, the airship of the World Economic News newspaper〗

Densely dense seabirds inhabit the valleys of the entire island. They are all newsbirds that have been domesticated by Morgans and are skilled in the business.

Morgans, who possesses the power of the bird fruit and albatross form, is able to communicate with birds and maintains the appearance of a bird. Taming a news bird can be said to be twice the effort with a small amount of effort.

"President, this is a fax from a colleague in Nanhai!"

"The Pirate Empress and the Devil's Son made a sudden move to attack several navy branch bases?!"

Reporters were busy in the office area inside the airship, dealing with mountains of manuscripts. The desks were filled with all kinds of phone bugs, and all the phone bugs came and went. Bulu" and the busy chatter of reporters.

Morgans got the latest news material and flicked the manuscript excitedly, "It's been really interesting lately! Lynch, Robin, Hancock... just a few of them have made so many headlines. News? You are really my treasure, quack quack"

He looked carefully at the **** words on the photo, "Hand over Lynch!", his eyes gradually became abnormal, this navy and the world government... you are not honest!

If you are not honest, don’t blame me for joining in the fun and giving you a good thumbs up!

The navy is inexplicably bullying your own allies?

Can you agree to this? No!

The Pirate Empress and the Devil's Son are acting like this, aren't you asking for it?

"President," a reporter came over with a pile of documents, "take a look at these"

"Huh? What good stuff is there?" Morgans' eyes flashed, "Did the Empress and the others directly attack the navy headquarters? Gagaaaaaah?!"

He was laughing excitedly, but suddenly stopped because he didn't recognize the reporter in front of him, and the reporter suddenly opened his "face" and revealed another face.

Wearing a weird mask!

Is he a CP agent of the World Government? !

"It's hard to hear, Birdman."

The five iron fingers of the CP0 agent wearing a dragon horn mask were like five gun muzzles, hanging on Morgans' face. Soon, the busy newspaper work area behind them was filled with exclamations of surprise. Several reporters suddenly tore off their "faces", revealing dragon claw masks, lion masks, and strange bread masks... They all used finger guns or armed colors to accurately control the people being sorted out. Reporters who received intelligence from the South China Sea.

"...?!" Morgans understood the current situation instantly. His face was gloomy, and he glanced at the five "finger guns" covering his forehead. There was a piece of wetness under the bird feathers on his cheeks, "CP0? What do you want to do? Want to stop us from sending out these news?"

CP0 of Dragon Horn Mask made a dull voice, "Isn't it possible?"

At this time, a reporter holding a news bird rushed outside. "Sorry, President, there are navy... warships outside," he froze in shock when he saw the situation inside the airship and murmured. , "Surrounded us..."

Outside, news birds were flying, looking at the navy warships approaching slowly on the sea in the distance in surprise.

"You can read news in newspapers. This is common sense in life that children know."

Morgance said coldly, "Even if I die, I will insist on freedom of the press. And I will not report false news!

"Without my nod, the World Economic and Social Newspaper will not be published! The World Economic and Social News is recognized as the number one newspaper in the world. If it ceases publication for no reason... it will attract people from all over the world to explore the truth behind it. Do you think Am I wrong?"

"..." CP0 in the dragon horn mask was silent for a moment, then slowly retracted the five-finger gun, "Don't be so nervous, we are not unreasonable people."

Morgance's back was soaked. He loosened his tie and breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Can you not be nervous? I have never heard that the strongest shield of the Tianlong people is actually the same as the navy." Let's act together..."

"The Navy is the sword of the Celestial Dragons," Dragon Horn Mask nonchalantly looked through the **** photos on Morgans' desk, "Isn't it strange that the shield and the sword act together?"

Morgans continued to laugh awkwardly, "That's true."

"I didn't ask you to suppress the news and not publish it. You misunderstood, Big Birdman." Longjiao Mask pointed his finger at the **** "Hand over Lynch!" words on the photo, "It's just that there is no need. Things we don’t want to see in newspapers.”

He and the other masked men in the airship looked at Morgans, "After all, what you are asking for is the headline news, but it is just the sales volume of the newspaper. Do you think what I said is wrong?"

Bang!

The photos with blood characters on the buildings and stone statues were shattered under his fingers...

……

The densely packed news birds are like paper snowflakes, flying to the seas around the world with the latest newspapers...

Seeing the front-page headlines of the latest newspapers, residents of many islands, countries, and towns spat out water in shock.

"Is the Empress crazy?!"

"The son of the devil is also crazy?"

"They actually attacked the naval base...aren't they the Shichibukai?!"

Ordinary people, royal families of various countries, pirates on the sea, the East China Sea, the West China Sea, the South China Sea, the North Sea... many people are looking at the latest newspapers, with incredible expressions.

The news vividly described the tragic situation of the destroyed naval bases in the South China Sea in a tone of shock and disbelief. Through interviews with surviving sailors and local witnesses, the "whole picture" of the incident was restored...

What happened?

Why did the Pirate Empress join forces with the Son of the Devil to do such a thing?

……

〖New World, Moby Dick〗

"Strange..."

Marco looked at the newspaper and said in surprise, "This doesn't seem like something they would do! If it were Lynch, I wouldn't be surprised what kind of things he would do, but Xu Lun, Nicole Luo Bin, she seems to be a much more rational person than Lynch...how could she agree to do such an irrational thing?"

"There must be a reason..." Whitebeard drank and said calmly, "Marco, didn't you notice the change in the news reports? Although Nico Robin is the captain of the JOJO Pirates, before Regarding their reports, the protagonist has always been that boy named Lynch... Why did he become led by Nicole Robin this time?"

……

〖Paradise, a certain sea area〗

"Lynch..."

Red-haired Shanks looked down at the newspaper in his hand, "Huh?"

He looked back and forth several times, but still couldn't find any direct description of Lynch. The only part that may involve Lynch may be in the similar descriptions of "Boya Hancock, Nicole Robin and others"...

Will Lynch be in this "waiting"?

Vice Captain Ben Beckman puffed out smoke and said, "It seems something happened to that boy Lynch."

"Yes!" Shanks nodded, "He is the only one who can make Nico Robin do such a thing regardless of the consequences..."

"But Boya Hancock?!"

Jesus Bu and Fatty Lucky Lu read another newspaper together. Their eyes were red and their nostrils were breathing hot air. "This is the Pirate Empress, the most beautiful woman in the world! Could it be that she is also the same as Lin?" What a boy!"

"Damn it!! I envy him so much!!!"

……

〖Paradise, Medical Snow Kingdom〗

"Hahaha, I knew that this young Snake Lady must have had an affair with that boy."

There is a small wooden house in the silver-covered valley. Dr. Kuleha, who is over a hundred years old, is drinking and reading the latest newspapers.

In the news, the tragic situation of the naval base was highlighted, and the atrocities of the Pirate Empress and the others were exaggerated...

But Kuleha, who has rich life experience and a sharp eye, immediately noticed that many of the photos in these news were enlarged, cropped, and processed!

"Those bloodstains on the petrified portrait must be words." Kuleha raised her head and took a sip of wine. "They are probably messages from Boya Hancock and Nicole Robin to the Navy... However, these photos either use the angle of the back of the stone statue, or the blood-stained text is cut out of the picture... Hehehe, it's really ugly."

"Nicole Robin..."

The innocent boy with short brown hair and a touch of blue on the tip of his nose murmured, "Master, you said that that is Xu Lun's real name...Did something happen to them?"

The reindeer that ate Renren's fruit grabbed the newspaper, pouted and had tears in his eyes, "Could it be... that there is danger..."

"Idiot apprentice!" Kuleha knocked a bottle of wine on the table, "It allows her to be with the Pirate Empress... Hehe, to use the words in the newspaper, she "went crazy", "lost her mind", and... What could be the situation? ”

She sneered and said, "I guess those messages with red words covered up are about Lynch..."

"Lynch...Giorno..." Chopper was even sadder.

Kureha shook her head and said: "Something must have happened to Lynch. And it's not a big deal! Otherwise... they wouldn't be so 'crazy'."

Chopper was extremely sad, cried for a while, and complained about why Master had to speak so bluntly, it was so scary, and it may not be true...

"Idiot apprentice!" Kuleha took a sip of wine and said calmly, "If you don't have the courage to face the blood and tragedy, what kind of doctor is he?

"Aren't you their partner? Then pray for them and believe in them! I believe that since they have promised to pick you up in the future, they will definitely abide by their agreement."

Chopper wiped away his tears and said "Yeah" with sobs.

"Then I'm going out. There are still a few patients in the town..." Chopper put his medical bag on his back and quickly transformed from a human-looking boy with short brown hair into a blue-nosed reindeer on all fours, arching his horns I opened the door of the wooden house, looked up at the vast wind and snow outside, and walked in with a low mood. Kuleha wore glasses in the wooden house and continued to read the newspaper while drinking. She shook her head and muttered: "What a stupid apprentice. You don't even know to close the door when you go out... Do you want to freeze your mother to death?"

After dealing with the patients in the town, Chopper came to the coast alone, transformed into a petite half-man, half-animal, and stared blankly at the white sea in the distance.

You will definitely abide by the agreement, right?

Lynch, Robin...

Woo, woo, woo, woo...

Chopper was crying and sniffing when he suddenly heard a man laughing loudly. When he came back to his senses, he found that a man with a strange hairstyle came over and asked with a smile: "Your The blue nose is so weird, haha, I like it very much!"

……

〖South China Sea〗

Hancock stood on the roof, his face ashen.

Sanda looked at the newspaper and said depressedly: "Can we still do this? They actually... didn't report the words we left at all!"

Mary was very angry, "This way, it seems like we are making trouble unreasonably! How can the world economic news be like this? It has become bad!"

It’s just like fake news!

"Is this it?" Sangda couldn't accept it very much. "We made such a big fuss in the South China Sea, and no news really spread? It's impossible, right? At least those in the South China Sea, especially those destroyed by us The people on the island where the naval base is located must know what is going on, and we are going to do this, right? They can see the words written in blood!"

Mary was not convinced and said: "Yes! There are always other people who will spread what we really want to convey!"

"It's useless..."

Robin returned from town, with a ghost-like black phantom floating beside her. Her eyes were buried in the thick shadows, and she said indifferently, "Over the years, people have become accustomed to the authority of world economic news newspapers... Even if There are other tabloid news circulating, but it cannot shake the majority of people's views on this matter..."

"Most ordinary people can't be shaken, but what about those extraordinary people?" Sanda still couldn't figure it out. What a good thing, just because of the half-covered news in the newspaper, it was about to be reversed. ? "It's impossible for everyone to be so stupid. Do you really think that we, as the Shichibukai, will attack the naval base on a large scale for no reason?!"

"So what if those people guessed it?" Robin said quietly, "I am afraid that the World Economic Society has been threatened by the power of the World Government, and the right to speak has been controlled by the World Government... As for other people in the world, Even if you guess or read the underlying truth of this matter from tabloids and magazines, so what? How many people will be willing to participate in the whirlpool between the World Economic Society, the World Government, and the Shichibukai despite huge resistance? ?"

"The other Shichibukai..." Sanda and Mary said in shock, "If they knew..."

Robin shook his head and said: "They may be more wary of the World Government and the Navy, and go to the Navy Headquarters less often, but it would be difficult for them to give up the legitimacy provided by the 'Shichibukai' because of this... ”

"Go to the Grand Line!"

Hancock ordered expressionlessly, "No matter what it says in the newspaper, choosing to cover up the truth proves that they have indeed seen our request. If they don't agree, then continue to kill!"

Soon, the Flying Snake carried Hancock, Robin and Mary and flew directly into the windless zone, heading to the paradise on the other side of the first half of the Grand Line.

〖Paradise, Navy G-2 Base〗

As soon as he received the instruction from the headquarters to strengthen the vigilance, the base commander heard the exclamations from his subordinates outside... Most of them actually knew the thief's obscene saliva when they heard it.

"So beautiful..."

"She turns out to be so beautiful!"

"Such a beautiful woman can be forgiven even if she attacks a naval base..."

The base commander shivered and almost collapsed to the ground with fear.

Isn’t it, so unlucky? !

……

Bang!

At the Navy Headquarters, Akainu was resting and punched his desk until it burned down. He said expressionlessly: "They are just a bunch of pirates, they are really asking for their own destruction!"

……

Wow, more and more newspapers are flying around the world with the news birds...

……

〖Great Desert〗

Krokdal chewed his cigar, scratched the newspaper with his big golden hooked hand, glanced at it twice, and blew out a puff of smoke, "Boring..."

He has no interest in the truth behind this suspicious matter.

As long as the identity of Shichibukai allows him to hide behind that country legally.

As for the navy?

At first I didn’t have much trust in those sanctimonious legal pirates... Haha, speaking of which, aren’t we all very similar?

……

〖Huge three-masted sailing ship, Ghost Island〗

His Majesty Shichibukai Moonlight. Moriah's huge body sank into the gloomy gothic style bed and fell asleep. He had been sleeping for almost a week and was too lazy to wake up.

"Really, I just know how to sleep!"

Perona, a thirteen-year-old Gothic girl, beat the rag doll on the ground hard, tore the newspaper into pieces, stuck out her tongue and made faces at the sleeping Moriah, "You won't have to read it." , slightly slightly"

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〖East China Sea〗

"Rubber rubber... pistol!"

The young man's energetic voice sounded in the valley, but soon there was an "ouch".

Ace laughed and said, "What kind of fist are you talking about? Is it really a pistol?"

Luffy scratched his head depressedly, looked back and found that his mother was not watching their competition, but was looking down at the newspaper.

"Aunt Tulip's face has been very serious since she got the newspaper today." Ace said with his hands on his hips, "Luffy, you won't make your mother angry, will you?"

"Didn't you say it was because of the newspaper?!" Luffy said angrily, "It's none of my business!"

"Haha, you're just kidding." Ace laughed, throwing Luffy to the ground with a shoulder throw, "Be polite when you talk to your brother! Idiot!"

Luffy is a rubber man, so of course it won’t hurt if he fell, but he lay on the ground with his **** in the air, and said depressedly: "If it were Sabo, he would be much gentler..."

Astang didn't hear it and looked at Tulip with worry.

Hancock...Robin...Tulip looked sad and held her forehead with her hands. She raised her head and glanced at Ace and Luffy who were playing around, feeling a little regretful.