I’m Not Interested in Devil Fruits: 411 Valpo: Damn it, why! (2-in-1)
〖Drum Kingdom, Big Horn Town——〗
The cold wind howled and the snowflakes fell.
A soldier lying on the snow covered his chest, stretched out his hand tremblingly and grabbed the shotgun scattered aside... Beside the shotgun, a foot walked up. The soldier held down the shotgun, bleeding from his forehead. He looked up and saw the young man who was just over 2.4 meters tall. When he lay on the ground and looked up, he looked like a high wall...
"Shoot." Lynch looked down with his pockets in his pockets, "I'm not angry."
"..." The lying soldier held the shotgun, loaded the bullet, aimed at the young man's body, and pulled the trigger in one go, "Bang!"
With a sweep of the ground, Lin Qi's **** turned into afterimages, and he accurately clamped the lead bullet that was emitting wisps of gunpowder smoke in front of him.
The soldier was stunned. Lynch pointed back and flicked his finger, and boom, the lead bullet hit the soldier's forehead.
"Didn't you say that... you're not angry?"
"I'm not angry." Lynch said. The soldier fainted with tears.
At this time, the king's soldiers were already lying on the snowy ground. They were all palace soldiers carrying out a routine plan to expel illegal doctors from the island...
Doctors other than the palace's 20-doctor team are illegal, hunted regularly, cleaned regularly, and all must be deported.
The surrounding streets were filled with Snow Country residents from Big Horn Town.
Previously, when they heard Lynch asking King Valpo directly where he was and threatening to kill him, the residents swarmed around him.
The result is of course no different from the previous one in Cocoyawet Village...
Even if Lynch stood still and let the villagers beat him until they were exhausted, it would be difficult to say that they could break Lynch's defense.
The soldiers who were fighting with Dr. Kuleha did not care about their mission of hunting the doctor, and sent their own men to come over to help.
They shouted in public that they wanted to kill their king!
Is this okay? ? ?
Of course, their results are no different from ordinary villagers.
Lin Qi stood and let them hit him, but it was their fists that hurt.
Picking up a soldier and sweeping them away, he easily subdued these people. Lin Qi clapped his hands.
The residents knew how powerful this pair of men and women were, and no longer acted rashly. They stayed close to each other, and looked at the three men with surprise and uncertainty, who had defeated all the soldiers.
Doctor Kuleha stepped on the soldier's head and drank the last bit of wine in the bottle.
Robin stood next to Lynch with his backpack strap in one hand, calmly observing the ordinary residents around him... They knocked down the soldiers of these people's countries, but there seemed to be no anger in these people's eyes.
Lin Qi smiled and said: "It's really amazing, this old lady..."
Phew! Kuleha threw a wine bottle at Lynch's face, bang! Very quickly, she followed up with a front kick and a left jab, sending Lynch flying and falling into the snow.
"Impolite boy!" Kuleha raised her fists on her hips and educated her, "I am 127 years old like a flower!"
The residents who were watching in confusion were startled by her actions.
For the tall young man who was so fierce just now, the soldiers' attacks had no effect on him, and even the guns could not hit him. The bullet was caught by his bare hands... but he was punched down by the old woman Dr. Kuleha?
Robin smiled and rolled his eyes, stood tall and looked at Lin Qi, who was lying in the snow.
Kurela took off her sunglasses and put them on, and said with a smile: "Boy, did you just say that you were going to find trouble with Valpo?"
"Yes," Lynch lay in the snow, "Old lady, can you lead the way?"
With a roar, Dr. Kuleha jumped up high and stepped on Lynch's head with a vigorous stabbing leg like a falling silver blade.
With a bang, Kuleha crushed the snow with her foot.
Lin Qi, who was in his original position, climbed up unhurriedly at the same time as she kicked him, and missed Kureha's kick sooner or later...
"As expected of a guy with 400 million beli," Kuleha pulled out her foot, "Are you going to the end of the Grand Line?"
"Well..." Lynch remembered that after the Straw Hats took away Chopper, this doctor who was over a hundred years old mentioned "D's will" like the village chief of Luffy's hometown, as if she also knew it. What is the truth about the world...Lin Qi asked curiously: "Old lady, do you know what is the end of the Great Line?"
Hoo ha! Kuleha stabbed with a punch.
Lynch leaned back slightly to avoid the punch.
"Only the dead Pirate King Roger knows that kind of thing!" Kureha said casually, "Do you want to go to the palace? Come on, I will take you there."
Lin Qi smiled and said: "Really, thank you!"
Kuleha looked at Robin and said, "The captain's bounty is lower than that of the crew. This kind of pirate group is not common."
The smile on Robin's lips remained unchanged, "Yes."
"..." Ku Lei chuckled, "This magnanimity is worth 100 million beli. Let's go! There is a cable car for climbing on the outskirts of the next town."
The old lady doctor turned around and left. She was dressed in punk and acted smartly.
Seeing this, the residents shouted to stop them: "Kuleha! Do you want to take them to the palace? This is too much!"
"How could you do such a thing!"
"You are also a citizen of the Drum Kingdom!"
Kureha pushed up her sunglasses and turned around and said: "Subjects? Are you mistaken? I have been living in this country since the time when that idiot Valpo, including the father of you guys, was born... ...Do you know more about what is wrong with this country than this doctor?”
The residents were speechless and stopped chasing after each other. Because the tall young man walked backwards and raised his fist and waved at them.
"..." Kureila took off her sunglasses and continued walking out of the town.
However, when Lynch, Robin and she left Big Horn Town, they were stopped by a group of people.
In the snow, neatly armed soldiers with guns surrounded them with serious expressions. The leader is a tall and strong man with a body as strong as an ox.
"Dalton," Kuleha stopped. She obviously knew the palace guard captain of the Drum Kingdom, "are you going to stop us?"
In the snow, dozens of soldiers raised their muskets. Dalton, the leader, had a solemn face, staring at the faces of Lynch and Robin next to Kuleha.
"Kujo Xu Lun... Giovanna Giorno..."
……
["Kujo Xu Lun? Giovanna Giorno? Who is that?"]
[More than half an hour ago, someone came to report that pirates had invaded Cocoyawet Village. In the palace at the top of Cigu Mountain, King Valpo picked his nose and said indifferently. 】
【"You actually threatened to kill this king? Hahahahaha! It's so funny!"]
[The two ministers on his left and right, Jace, who was carrying a bow and arrows and had undulating lips, and Chromamon, who had black and fluffy fists, also laughed in agreement. 】
["Probably a rookie pirate who has just entered the Grand Line! Haha, I really don't know how high the sky is, but..."]
[Before they finished blowing, they saw the guard captain Dalton burst in, panting, grabbing a newspaper, and said with an extremely ugly face: "Idiots!! You are not only your brains, but also your eyes and ears. Is it completely blocked? Kujo Xu Lun is a big pirate with a bounty of 330 million beli! And her crew member Giovanna Giorno... the bounty is as high as 400 million beri! !”]
["Three hundred million--thirty million?!" Jace was shocked, and his wavy lips straightened. 】
【"Four~~Billion~~Bailey~~?!!!" Chromamon was so frightened that the fluffy black hair on his explosive head and explosive fists almost flew off. 】
【"…………"】
[As for Valpo himself, his eyes were widened, his nose was running, and he showed an expression of disbelief that looked like Enel's. 】
【Three hundred and thirty million? ? ? Four hundred million? ? ? ? 】
[After all, he is a king who has participated in the World Conference. Even if Valpo is mentally retarded, he is not too ignorant. To】
[He knows very well what kind of monsters the pirates with a bounty of over 100 million are...]
【The monster among the monsters with bounties exceeding 300 million and as high as 400 million! 】
[There is absolutely no reason for it to appear in the sea at the front of this great route. It will only appear in the "new world" behind it! ! 】
【I am sitting in the palace enjoying the delicious food and drinking spicy food, enacting any laws that come to mind, and living my own life happily... I am simply harmless to humans and animals, and I can’t recruit anyone. I didn’t offend anyone, so why did two such terrifying pirates suddenly come to my door and want to kill me by name? ? ? 】
[This makes no sense! 】
【Why! ! Valpo's face turned blue and he vomited blood inside. 】
【"Bastard! Why don't you hurry up and **** me! Get out and stop those two guys! We must not let the pirates come to the palace!!"]
[In the silhouette of the Peak Palace, Valbo’s angry curses echoed, and Dalton led dozens of elite soldiers in a hurry down the mountain...]
……
"You achieved good results in the swordsman competition on the resort island just over a month ago...Why, why did you appear on this island?"
Dalton's expression was quite ugly. Although he had extraordinary strength, he knew that he might not have much chance of winning when facing these two great pirates whose reputations spread all over the world.
"There shouldn't be anything worthy of your plot here, right?"
"Yes, who said no?" Lynch reminded, "Didn't I say I wanted to kill Valpo? His Tuntun fruit is quite interesting, I've taken a liking to it."
"...?!" Dalton was shocked.
Kureha was also a little surprised.
"If it's a Devil Fruit..." Dalton blew out two streams of white hot air from his mouth and nose, and his facial features quickly turned into that of a black bison. His already majestic body became stronger and taller, like a bison. His eyes were covered with a shadow, "You can take my devil fruit! How about please leave this country?"
"Am I speaking Common Language?" Lynch turned to ask Robin, who nodded. Lin Qi turned around and said curiously: "Then which word did you not understand? I said - I am interested in the Tuntun Fruit, and I want to kill Valpo!"
He opened his mouth and spoke clearly.
"..." The animal turned into a bison, and even Dalton, who had two horns growing out of his head, had bloodshot eyes and said in a deep voice, "Does that mean there's nothing to talk about?"
"You must think it's worth talking about!" Lin Qi was speechless with his hands on his hips.
With Dalton's order, the muzzles of dozens of soldiers banged, and bullets sprayed towards Lynch and Robin.
"Ha!"
Lin Qi took a step forward, raised his palm and pointed it at the bullet rain.
Could it be? ! Kuleha was shocked, thinking that the young pirate could stop all the bullets, but she was speechless as she saw the hail of bullets hitting Lin Qi's body like raindrops without any hindrance...
"..." Lynch maintained a cool posture, with wisps of smoke rising from the bullet points all over his body, while the lead bullets landed on the snow at his feet.
Robin walked out from behind Lynch.
"They... were unharmed..."
The soldiers who fired the shots behind Dalton looked horrified, "Is this still... a human being?"
The shadow on Dalton's face became more intense. He gritted his teeth, roared, and rushed towards Lynch.
Bang!
Lin Qi stood upright with his head held high, motionless.
Dalton, who was like a wild bull, fell upside down and his forehead was bleeding. He had an incredible look on his face. He was a buffalo man who had eaten the fruit of a buffalo. He was so strong that if he pushed back with all his strength, he could even knock off a mountain peak. Crash into pieces... But the collision with Giorno just now was like hitting a huge wall made of steel. He was not a powerful bull at all, but like an ant trying to shake a big tree!
The gap... is too big!
"Captain," Lynch said.
Robin lowered his eyes, and dozens of soldiers behind Dalton screamed in unison!
Dalton also felt a sharp pain in his heart!
"See you later." As his eyes darkened, Dalton heard the pirate's voice and saw them passing by him...
Bah!
Dalton's hoof caught Lynch's pant leg.
In an instant, Dalton was covered with bruises.
It's not that Lynch insisted on beating him, but that this guy was really perseverant and determined enough. He was knocked down time and time again, but he could get up every time, just to block their way forward.
"Huchi...huchi..."
Dalton, with the head of a black bison, stood up again, his head and face covered with blood, and he panted tiredly, "I am the captain of the king's guard... If you want... huh, huh... if you If you want to hurt the king... unless you... huh, unless you... kill me!"
The roar of the bulls echoed in the white-capped mountains, and the snow trembled.
"If you scream again, it will be an avalanche, buddy." Lynch covered Robin's ears with two fingers, "If you continue to be beaten, you will really die."
Dalton's eyes were blood red, "I deserved to die!"
"Oh, really?" Lin Qi asked with a half-smile.
As if being stung, Dalton's bull-eye pupils shrank. "…………"
At this time, Kuleha said: "Dalton, you can't stop him anyway, so let's come together. How about we talk about it after we go to the palace? Didn't he say that he swallowed Valpo? If you are interested in swallowing the fruit... maybe you don’t have to actually kill that guy!”
"..." Dalton was silent.
"That's right, let's follow up and take a look." Lin Qi comforted him with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm quite powerful. If I am determined to kill that guy, do you think you can stop me?" ?
"If you want to die, you must at least die in front of the king you want to protect. That would be honorable, right?
"If you can still die by then..."
A group of four people arrived at the mountain cable car on the edge of a mountain cliff in the suburbs. Dalton remained silent all the way, maintaining the shape of a bison's head and never letting down his guard against Lynch and the two.
Lynch's words echoed in his mind. What does it mean... "If you can still die by then"?
………………
A slender rope leads to the towering columnar Cigu Peak. The top of the peak is where the royal palace is.
The cable car is hung under the rope and slowly rises forward.
Lin Qi sat carelessly in the cable car, feeling that the atmosphere was a little quiet, so he casually raised a topic, "Is the girl who was arrested before also a doctor?"
"That little girl..." Kuleha smiled, "At that level, you can't be called a doctor at all!"
The black bison-headed Dalton sat opposite Lynch in the cable car. He was silent for a while and said: "If you are referring to the girl named Rose... I know her. She came from overseas a year and a half ago. I came here to study medicine...but at that time..."
"At that time, Valpo had already promulgated the law of hunting doctors." Kuleha said with a smile, her eyes buried in the shadows, "She came at the wrong time?! She must be very disappointed..."
"..." Dalton was silent.
"Is that her?" Robin pointed to the mountain outside the cable car window.
Lynch, Kuleha and Dalton looked around and saw a perfect circular hole on the snow-covered cylindrical mountain wall. The girl they had seen being chased by soldiers in Big Horn Town before had I was sitting at the entrance of the cave, hugging my knees, and seemed to be looking at the snowy scene. At this moment, I happened to see them and looked over...