I’m Not Interested in Devil Fruits: 040 Everyone, give me some face

The wine bottle brushed against the red-haired straw hat, hit the ice with a bang, and bounced into the sea.

The drunken pirates rushed at the two people on the sea beside the boat, taunting them wantonly and making vulgar remarks.

"Fuck..." Lynch narrowed his eyes and looked up at the shadows of the pirates on the side of the ten-meter-high ship in the gloomy night.

In his eyes, the heads of these pirates had turned into Bailey bills.

But Lynch found that Shanks next to him didn't react at all, and didn't care at all about the insults and ridicules of the drunken pirates on the ship.

"It's a pity that they don't want to take us." Shanks sighed.

"Aren't you angry?" Lynch asked curiously, "You can cut this ship in half with just one pull of your sword, right?"

Regarding this question, red-haired Shanks just smiled.

Lin Qi suddenly understood the implicit meaning of this smile: Are these weaklings worthy of making him angry? Are you qualified enough to let him draw his sword?

Shanks was smiling, planning to spread some real manly behavior when he noticed that Lynch next to him took a few steps back, retreated to the edge of the broken wood, and made a gesture of preparing to start.

"Hey, what does that kid down there want to do?" A drunk pirate on the pirate ship noticed and asked in confusion.

Another pirate smelling of alcohol mocked: "Does he want to jump up? Haha, what an idiot..."

Prepare, prepare - run!

Lynch stepped on the broken pieces of wood and ran out. Under Shanks's surprised eyes, he jumped towards the hull of the pirate ship, and the dark ghost-like "B.I.B" followed the main body and floated away.

"Really or not?" The two drunken pirates on the side of the ship looked down with wide eyes. Sure enough, they saw that Lynch was falling as he approached the hull, and it was obvious that he could not touch the hull. "Haha, idiot!!"

Just a few fists away, Lynch was about to touch the hull.

"B.I.B" floated from behind him, grabbed the main body's arm and pushed it to the hull!

After Lynch's hands touched the hull, a round hole was instantly opened in the wooden hull, and he jumped into it with a single leap.

Bang! Grrrrrrrr...Lin Qi jumped into a bottom cabin of the ship, rolled deftly on the wooden floor a few times, and stood up easily.

He discovered that the "Lily Gymnastics" that he had used purely for relaxation was not without any use. It at least exercised the coordination of his limbs quite well.

The round hole in the hull of the ship that was opened by Guan Guan Fruit has disappeared. The jet-black armor penetrated the ship like a ghost and followed in.

"Hey, why was there no sound when the boy fell into the water?" The drunken pirates beside the ship rubbed their eyes, very confused.

Shanks sighed, lifted his straw hat and scratched his red hair.

"Really..."

He walked over and picked up Lynch's backpack, put the dozing green phone bug into the bag, and complained casually, "Bring your own things with you!"

Shanks casually slung his bag over one shoulder, held the handle of the knife with one hand, and squatted down holding the straw hat on his head with the other.

"Hey, what does he want to do..." The pirate on the boat burped.

Under the straw hat, Shanks smiled slightly, pushed his feet hard, bang!

The ice and broken boards completely cracked. Shanks turned into a black shadow and jumped up high, landing gently on the deck of the pirate ship. The eyes of several drunken pirates behind him on the side of the ship were fast. Staring out, they rubbed each other's eyes desperately, thinking they were too drunk and hallucinating...

Under the cabin, Lin Qi patted the dust on his clothes, walked to the cabin door, clicked, but did not push. Locked.

"B.I.B" walked out through the door, and there was indeed a lock on the door outside.

Lin Qi raised his hand and pressed the door.

A circular hole suddenly appeared on the door. He walked out calmly through the hole and came to the cabin aisle full of sweat, foot odor, and body odor.

"Holy shit..."

Lin Qi was so overwhelmed by the smell that he almost lost half his life.

"Come on, give me a hand, help..."

Lin Qi held his breath, covered his mouth and nose, raised his feet, and winked at the "B.I.B" on the side.

"B.I.B" understood, clasped his hands together, and let his body's feet stand on them.

Lin Qi stepped hard and jumped up.

The cabin is not high and can only allow people to move around. With this jump, Lynch directly hit the ceiling, and immediately used the tube fruit to make a hole.

He held the edge of the hole, pulled up lightly, and turned over silently.

I happened to have a look at the bald pirate who was hurriedly getting dressed in the cabin room.

"..." The bald pirate looked at Lynch, then at the hole he climbed up from just now - the hole was gone. "Boy, who are you?!"

His face was full of anger, and he turned over to get the pistol on the wooden box.

The jet-black armor "B.I.B" floated up from the floor, grabbed the pistol first, and threw it to Lynch.

Lynch caught the pistol casually, took an apple piled on another box nearby and threw it to "B.I.B".

The pistol in his hand, with the ability of Guan Guan Fruit, instantly transformed into a thick "hollow tube" with pistol patterns. Lynch pointed the "hollow tube" at the confused bald pirate.

"B.I.B" caught the apple and threw it hard towards the "hollow tube" in Lynch's hand.

Phew—! !

The apple was transmitted through the "pipe" and hit the stunned bald pirate's face like a cannonball. His nosebleed suddenly spurted out and several of his big teeth shattered.

The pistol in Lynch's hand returned to its original shape, he turned it around and dropped it to the ground.

"Damn..."

He picked up an apple again, took a bite and bit it, stepped on "B.I.B"'s prepared folded hands, and jumped up again with all his strength.

When he hit the ceiling, he repeated his old trick and opened another hole as a conduit to transmit his person.

Lin Qi climbed out of the hole, sat on the edge, and finally reached the deck of the pirate ship outside.

On the deck, a group of pirates had gathered, shouting loudly, and seemed to be arguing about something.

Click, Lin Qi was chewing on the apple, his face speechless. He clearly saw that in the center surrounded by the spitting pirates with ferocious looks on their faces, sitting on the deck was none other than Shanks. .

"B.I.B" put on the pistol, followed closely through the hole, and handed the pistol into the hands of the main body.

"How dare you provoke our Hayate Pirates! You are really looking for death!"

"Who is this guy? Captain, kill him!"

"Let me smash him to death with a wine bottle, grandma, how dare you scare me..."

The pirates were making a lot of noise, but Shanks just sat casually on the deck, seemingly not listening to their words at all.

"It's just a ride, don't be angry!" Shanks said with a smile.

The pirate captain with a ferocious face pulled out a sword full of blood and smiled cruelly: "Is this a smooth sailing ship to hell?"

The men next to him were about to remind the captain that by saying this, they were saying that their ship was bound for hell... which was unlucky!

At this moment, a gunshot exploded behind everyone!

"Pong!"

The pirates were stunned for a moment, and then turned around to see a boy walking out of the shadows on the deck under the dim light, raising a gun to the night sky, with green smoke rising from the muzzle. Holding an apple and gnawing on it.

"Everyone, please give me some face. How about you accompany me to the naval base to exchange for the bounty?"