I’ll Quit Being a God Chapter 164: Two diseases will attract each other
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Guan Junyan is very good at applying oil to the soles of his feet.
With my daughter in my arms and my girl in my hand, I ran down two streets in one breath, effortlessly.
Sakura, who has the mentality and cognition of a child, clapped her hands happily, simply happy for this kind of activity.
Cangxingshi still had no mood swings and remained silent throughout the whole process.
Whether it's pulling her wrist or running away, today's actions are obviously all for her.
Feeling that the distance was far enough, the man with the Showa aura could never catch up, Guan Junyan let go of his hand and stopped:
"You...don't ask? Why do you do this?"
"You'll tell me."
Guan Junyan has gradually become accustomed to the indifferent words.
"Why do you think so?"
"Feeling."
"Although you have a weak self-awareness, you are very sensitive to other people's thoughts, and you feel more and more like a housekeeper or a maid - you are not practicing the so-called 'service' way, are you?"
This time, Cang Xingshi did not give a straightforward answer, but thought for a while before saying ambiguously: "Perhaps, I don't know what the so-called 'service' means specifically."
"Honestly, I don't know. After all, it's something in anime. I don't know if it really exists."
"Animation." Cang Xingshi lowered his head thoughtfully.
"Are you interested?" Guan Junyan's eyes lit up, but soon turned to distress, "It's a good thing to be interested, but this is one step closer to the second grade disease. I really made a mistake today and let you run all the way in vain. I'm so sorry."
Cang Xingshi shook his head meticulously: "No, following you and following your command is Master's order."
"Then my first request is, leave your Master alone, what do you want to do yourself?"
"No, Master's orders are absolute."
"Okay, I'll correct you. As long as it doesn't violate her order, she doesn't have any specific orders now - listen, the so-called self means your own business and your own decision."
"Following the Master is my own decision."
Guan Junyan slapped his forehead with his hand, this is so stupid.
"Then follow me? I don't consider the order here, it's just your own opinion."
"That's Master's——"
As soon as he started, Guan Junyan knew the answer and clapped his hands to interrupt:
"Stop! I said I won't consider her, and all answers related to her are forbidden - let me ask another question, do you hate me?"
"Not annoying."
"I don't like it either, right?"
"Yeah."
"Tsk."
Guan Junyan smacked his lips. The most difficult answer is just like asking you what to eat for lunch and answering casually.
After thinking about it, Guan decided to change his approach.
"Then let's not discuss this issue. Let's talk about what you want to do first. Add a premise, something that can be achieved, the kind of long-term goal, such as the need to rule out the need for sisters to become Alice - —Sakura, give this sister an example, what do you want to do now?"
"I want to lift it high." Sakura said sweetly.
"OK." Guan Junyan held his daughter's armpits with his hands and easily raised them above his head.
My daughter clapped her little hands and shouted happily: "So high, so high."
After playing like this for a while, Guan Junyan put his daughter down, turned to Cangxingshi with a smile, and made an old two-dimensional voice: "Na~"
"..."
Cang Xingshi didn't say anything. He first looked at Sakura, who was smiling and always happy, and then at a tall and tall man who was deliberately acting cute.
I didn’t feel sick, I just thought I should say something. The first word that came to my mind was.
"Chuunibyou-what is it?"
"You've asked the right person."
I am not afraid that you will ask, but I am afraid that you will not ask.
My brother was also a sophomore in middle school back then, and now he has traveled through time, otherwise I would like to show you my dark history.
To be honest, before Cang Xingshi said the second half of the sentence, Guan Junyan himself was stunned.
"I will teach you today, but you are only allowed to listen, not learn. If you learn, ahem!"
At this point, Guan Junyan suddenly wiped his hair upwards and used his spiritual power to style it, simulating the effect of hair glue hands. Then he smiled sideways and began to recite the two-dimensional "Bible"!
"There is no opponent ahead of us!".
"How many floors does a bag of rice have to carry? A bag of rice has to carry two floors!"
"If you want to follow me, then give up your life and follow me!"
"Immortal, immortal and immortal, all the **** is afraid of me, hahahahahaha, I am so HIGH!"
"Lelouch V. Brittania hereby orders the world to surrender to me!"
These famous lines are all said in a HIGH state, and when spoken loudly, they naturally attract the attention of the whole street.
At that moment, Guan Junyan turned into light and became the most beautiful boy in the whole country - he thought.
In the eyes of others, this is typical shame and a mental illness.
Guan someone even heard a certain classic conversation.
"Mom, what is that?"
"Don't look, the virus is contagious."
Although it is hurtful, this is how outsiders view the two-dimensional world.
So, I really don’t blame the psychiatrist for being unprofessional. The problems among Japanese teenagers are indeed serious.
As a gesture to his sister and daughter, Guan Junyan rubbed oil on his soles again.
Cang Xingshi cooperated with Sakura and followed him. She is professional in this regard.
After wandering for two more streets, Guan Junyan said: "I see, this is the consequence of showing the second grade disease. Good children must not learn it. Okay, let's start class.
In a broad sense, chuunibyou is actually a common manifestation of excessive self-awareness in adolescence. Normally, it will not be rejected. However, when this excessive state encounters certain subculture circles, a cocktail may occur. The effect is then transformed into a mental retardation in the eyes of normal people, just like what I just did. ”
"Dad, is that Chuunibyou over there?" Sakura, who was being held by Cang Xingshi, stretched out her hand.
"It shouldn't be such a coincidence, the chuunibyou that can be seen by others is actually very... uh..."
Halfway through, Guan Junyan couldn't speak anymore.
Because what my daughter pointed at seemed to be a chuunibyou.
The location is a citizen park near a residential area, and the target is two girls.
A blond man with a big forehead and twin ponytails with two spherical pendants at the end. Find Shuyuan www.zhaosshuyuan.comm
Because the twin ponytails are very long, the girl uses them as whips to whip them around.
The other one had short dark purple hair and heterochromatic eyes. She held a lace black umbrella in her hand that was obviously not suitable for covering the rain. She opened the umbrella and pointed it at a nearby person with her twin ponytails. An ordinary young man.
Guan someone listened carefully and could vaguely hear "Thunder Hammer User", "Dark Frame Master" and "Evil King's True Eye"...
No, there is no such title off the stage. In T4, Kagura Mio seems to have the professional name of "Sword Miko", while Seki Toshihiko and Yagami Setsuna do not have it.
Guan Renren couldn't help but start to wonder whether the world has changed, or is it a good time to encounter the second-grade disease today, or is it possible that the second-grade disease and the double are attracted to each other?
It’s rare for me to make such a mistake.
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